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Old 08-26-2003, 07:36 PM   #1
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15 Things to do at Walmart while your spouse/partner/significant other is

-15 Things to do at Walmart while your spouse/partner/significant other is
taking his/her sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor from the hunting department to
the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in
housewares,'...and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't
you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick
your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows
where the antidepressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from
'Mission Impossible.'

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size
funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME!
PICK ME!!!!'

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'

And last but not least,

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly .. 'Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!
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Classic!

Sent this one home to the wife
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Old 08-26-2003, 07:41 PM   #3
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Re: 15 Things to do at Walmart while your spouse/partner/significant other is

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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick
your nose.

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size
funnels.
Guilty as charged.
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I hate Walmart. I will do at least 3 of these next time I go.
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I like to start all the Tickle Me Elmo type dolls and then walk away, leaving my spouse standing there with everyone around him thinking he's
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I like to start all the Tickle Me Elmo type dolls and then walk away, leaving my spouse standing there with everyone around him thinking he's
I did something similar last year in K-mart. I was purchasing a dog toy that made "fart-like" noises. GF and I found it very amusing to walk around making the sound as we walked by people.

Yup...really mature adults.

I could see myself entertaining myself by doing the majority of the list above.
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I did something similar last year in K-mart. I was purchasing a dog toy that made "fart-like" noises. GF and I found it very amusing to walk around making the sound as we walked by people.

Yup...really mature adults.




wanna go to Walmart with me Zoney?
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good stuff.....
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wanna go to Walmart with me Zoney?
Print the list...wea re going!
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