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Old 10-02-2002, 06:16 PM   #1
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10 Things You Didn't Want To Know

1. During an hour swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

9. Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces.
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5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Good thing I don't shake hands.

The rest of that list.. um..
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5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Are women doing this more often, or are they simply failing to wash their hands as frequently????
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5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Okay, that's gross. Even if you didn't wash your hands after urinating, I think this one would be a GIVEN.
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You were right. I didn't wanna know any of that
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geez, now I completely lost my appetite
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3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
PUBIC hairs?!?!?! Ewwwww.
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i'd always heard the whole swallowing bugs thing was an urban legend.
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Mickey D's fries don't seem so irresistable after all.

*goes to the market to buy a frozen bag of french fries, two bottles of canola oil, 1 tub of lard, and three canisters of salt*

i'm resourceful, i'll make my own.
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Could this be what they mean when they say. "the spice of life"?
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Mickey D's fries don't seem so irresistable after all.

*goes to the market to buy a frozen bag of french fries, two bottles of canola oil, 1 tub of lard, and three canisters of salt*

i'm resourceful, i'll make my own.
i think i'll do the same too. i never did like mickey d's fries...god, thats just friggen nasty!!!
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