Cat and Sparky sittin at the zoo
Sparky turns and says, ?Id like to marry u
Cat turns round and looks into his eye
He gives her a wink, she then starts to cry
She hugs him and holds him, for half an hour u see
She then bounces up, says ?ur going to marry me??
?Oh yes? says our Sparky, but first for a laugh
Im going to see if I can go-for-a-ride on that giraffe??
On hops Sparky and off he goes around
On big Eric, the giraffe bit by the hound
Sparky starts chattin, away likes hes a friend
But then tings go wrong as they start to hit a bend
More giraffes appear, and Sparky feels at home
Claimin he wishes he was one, so that he never be alone
?Id meet other giraffes u see, wed party until dawn
and then we?d sleep in my Mansion, in the morning all be gone?
he runs back to Catdubh, who has wondered where he went
?sorry luv I went walking when me manhood got caught down vent?
?Aye pull another one Sparky? a huge slap across his ass
And off the two go skippin, together, forever, at LAST!!!!!!!!
