Yaaaaaaaaay! I got my U2 7 cd...(funny story too)

[Mullen-Girl]

Ok, so finally after seeing my grandpa in the hospital my mom took me to Target...We walked around looking at the bikinis first (I dunno why, I mean I don't plan on going swimming in February ya know lol)...anywho, We walk by the display where they have eeeeeeeeevery single U2 album plus U2 7 and my mom goes:

Mom: Do you have this one? *points at Boy*
Me: Yes.
Mom: Do you have this other one? *points at Zooropa*
Me: Yes.
Mom: Do you have this one? I haven't seen you with it. *pointing at Under a blood red sky*
Me: I have the vinyl and CDR of it.
Mom: Ok so summed up you have everything here?
ME: Yes, cept for the new one.
Mom: Ooooooook just checking if you needed any of these.
Me: I don't have the display can I take it with me?
Mom: Not today honey
Me: Awwwww

So anyway we walk to the cash register and the clerk had his pants up to his chest...well ok maybe not that high but you get the point...and as we walk out my mom goes:

Mom: Did you see that guy's pants?
Me: Yes it was scary
Mom: You could see his balls, one on each side of his pants. I mean they were that tight!
Me:*shock* Whaaaaaaaat? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! YOU SAID BALLS!!!!!
Mom: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anywho it was funny you had to be there! lol

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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

*Carries picture of Larry in her wallet* (Sad but true)

clarityat3am: Buy our booooos Discobooooos!
MG: Edge can really get his groove on. Look at him go!

 

[Ana]

LOL cute story, Cristy.
Guess yer mom is beginning to see you like "a woman" *snicker*

And why were you looking at his balls??? *eeeky*

 

[Ana]

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
We walk by the display where they have eeeeeeeeevery single U2 album plus U2 7

BLARGH! I wish that happened here in Mexico. It is so dificult to find even one of them. *sigh*

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Originally posted by Ana:
LOL cute story, Cristy.
Guess yer mom is beginning to see you like "a woman" *snicker*

And why were you looking at his balls??? *eeeky*

LMAO!!!! *I* was NOT looking at his balls...my mom was! I just noticed they were up to his chest!

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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

*Carries picture of Larry in her wallet* (Sad but true)

clarityat3am: Buy our booooos Discobooooos!
MG: Edge can really get his groove on. Look at him go!

 

[spinninghead77]

Ha Ha Ha!! That is so funny. I could never picture my mother saying anything like that ever. I don't think that she would use that word!!

 

[Mrs.Clayton]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!You need to put a warning on this story, I almost spit my coffee all over the computer.
That is too funny.

 

[u2loopy]

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:


Mom: Did you see that guy's pants?
Me: Yes it was scary
Mom: You could see his balls, one on each side of his pants. I mean they were that tight!
Me:*shock* Whaaaaaaaat? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! YOU SAID BALLS!!!!!
Mom: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anywho it was funny you had to be there! lol

OH MY DAD!!!!!

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Work like you don't need to
Love like you've never been hurt
Dance like no one is watching

 

[moon_is_playing_tricks]

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
LMAO!!!! *I* was NOT looking at his balls...my mom was! I just noticed they were up to his chest!

What, his balls or his pants???

LOL! Cristy, that was truly funny.

Moonie

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If you ask me, I think it's all about drums.
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"Do you have a final message for the crowd today, something they can take home with them, as if this wasn't enough?"

"Something they can take home with them? I'm not taking off my clothes!"
~Larry, Much Music Interview
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"If a student with an accordion had come along, I would've played with them ya know...that was where I was at, I was that desperate to play with somebody."
(Larry, about his Mount Temple days, before forming U2)

*Larry, I played accordion. Can I have a drumstick?*
From the heart, on a blue sign, 11-18-01, Vegas
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Hit Gurl

 

[OnTheEdge]

Originally posted by Mrs.Clayton:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!You need to put a warning on this story, I almost spit my coffee all over the computer.
That is too funny.

Okay, similar thing happened here. Be careful.

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Laura
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Something to do with politics, kids, freshness, and breakthrough.
And love.

(Joan Baez)
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....what's a Bono?

 

[JessicaAnn]

Originally posted by moon_is_playing_tricks:
What, his balls or his pants???

LOL! Cristy, that was truly funny.

Moonie

Bwahahaha! I was thinking the same thing ...



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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)

 

[Mullen-Girl]

His pants girls his pants!...although if his balls were up to his chest i'm sure they'd be popping out from his shirt lmfao! *eek* I just scandalized myself

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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

*Carries picture of Larry in her wallet* (Sad but true)

clarityat3am: Buy our booooos Discobooooos!
MG: Edge can really get his groove on. Look at him go!

 

[Ana]

That says it all...

 

[HeartlandGirl]

Whooo...*wipes away a tear*...I really am LMFAO!!!!!




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U2 @ The Blooming Heart