Who would make the best porn star?

[~LadyLemon~]

OK, I am very bored at work, and I thought this would be funny to discuss.

So, who would be the best? And from what era? I'm kind of pulling for Edge with his sequined pants from Achtung Baby.

Humor me here. I've got another hour left of sheer boredom...

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[slightly_ jaded]

do you even have to ask this, isn't it obvious, of course its....Larry!

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[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Edge from the POP era....couldn't you just see him:

"C'mere BAAAYYYBEEE, wanna little of this?"

or-

Bono during the BOY days...

just something about those checkered pants and especially something about those leather ones from the IWF video.

(Of course I'm keeping Larry and Adam to myself, you cheeky monkeys!

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[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

STU, you're too damn fast for me!

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"the soul needs beauty for a soul mate"

-April

 

[Naya]

Adam !!!

He's got the..uh...equipment for it !!

Don't make me post that pic

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[Discoteque]

Pfft... OFCOURSE it's EDGE!

He's got:

-The swanky polyester wardrobe, the white shoes, and blow up furniture
-Lots of glittery pants that just BEG to be ripped off him!
-That rather furry chestal region
-that "porn star" drooping mustache
-and bst of all, he can play guitar and make his own really really baaaad porn music: "wacka wacka waa-waa, wacka wacka waaaaa..."

Believe me, I've SEEN some naughty movies that had people who really did look like Edge, EEEW!!

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Edge from Popmart, yes i'll have to agree, he looks like a pimp, there's a pic of him wearing a leather coat and he looks all pimp like....

oh Adam with his *ahem* willie...whoa baby talk about err big...hehe...

Larry no porn for larry...he's for the private show

 

[SweetOnU2]

Either Larry, cause he's so lovely! And works out and just look so darn good!

Even though I would want Bono! Ooohhhh!

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[bluesky]

Larry would make the best porn star...
However, Edge is the MOST LIKELY candidate.
Its the mustache!

...and the sequined pants

And who knows if Adam hasn't already!!
LOL!

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Yeah, let's save Larry for the private show.

Oh yeah, how could I have possibly forgotten the PopMart Edge look?! The cowboy/pimp would be perfect. God, am I cheesy? Cos that look turned me on...hehe.

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[bluesky]

Now that I think about it, I can't decide between Edge and Adam...especially after I found this picture:

 

[sparkys girl]

Edgie as the....

PORNSTAR:

and the....
PIMP:

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[sparkys girl]

Definitely a pornstar:

Of course....Mr.Clayton seems to be the most "qualified" pornstar!

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[Sunrazor]

Edge and Adam tie. DEFINITELY.
Bono is just too goofy, and I think that Larry's more of a Calvin Klein ad.

Dude, I'd brave the greasy man at the XXX store counter fer THAT.

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[Ratch]

How could you not consider Bono after all the Bonoporn and rolling?

Maybe he's the serious romantic lead and the others are porn stars in the cheesy sense.

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[blueeyes]

I said it in chat and I'll say it again.
Adam, because he has that "hey, I'm here to fix your photocopier" look to him. I mean can't you just see him as the unsuspecting pizza delivery boy?? Come on.
Edge is not a porn star. You can dress him up like a porn star, but no way.
U2 attempting to be porn stars:

Edge:
*rings the doorbell* A naked woman answers. Edge looks anywhere except the naked woman "Umm, yeah hi. Here is your pizza. Umm, just take it. No I'm okay out here I will just uhhh" *blushes and runs away*

Bono:
*rings the doorbell* A naked woman answers. Bono smiles and raises his eyebrow. "Well, uhh, hi there! How are you?"
Naked woman: "Good, I'm really hot"
Bono: "Really? Well global warming is getting to be a problem, *looks into camera* that President Bush has to address. You see, Mr. Bush may think he can back out of the Kyoto protocol to satisfy his oil-rich sponsors, but I want you to know Mr. Bush that -"
Naked Woman: "Excuse me...aren't you supposed to- you know"
Bono: *remembering his role* "Oh, yeah right. I'm, uhh. here to deliver your pizza " bwaaaaa haa haaaa haaa! Oh, I'm sorry, it's just such a cheesy line. Maybe if I was dressed up as the devil or something but- Sorry, let's do another take, shall we?"
Naked Woman shuts the door in his face.

The Fly
*Rings the doorbell, gets impatient and breaks in through the window. A shriek is heard from the inside and you can hear the fly's voice.*
The Fly: Don't worry baby, I brought lots of champange!

Mr Macphisto
*rings the doorbell* A naked woman answers.
Mr. Mac: Well, he-ello dahrling!
Naked Woman: *SCREAMS and slams the door, locking it*
Mr. Mac: *looks at camera* Well, nobody loves me anymore.I have to find some PLEBA gerls I suppoooose. *sighs, puts pizza down and saunters off to pout*

Larry
*rings doorbell*. A naked woman answers the door.
Larry: *hands her the pizza unfazed* That'll be 29.95 please.
Naked Woman; *confused* But, I'm not supposed to pay for this.
Larry: Well, look you ordered the pizza didn't you?
Naked Woman: Can't I work it off ?
Larry: *sighs* Look chicky, I have a family to support, now are you going to pay for your bloody pizza or should I just take it back. I really don't have all bleeding day.
Naked Woman: *gets her purse* Umm, okay. Here you go then *hands him some money and stares at him*
Larry: *Counts the money* Ehm, you are $2.00 short miss. *holds out his hand, the naked woman roots around in her purse and gives him the money* Now enjoy yer pizza. *Larry storms to his bike muttering and drives away*

Adam
*rings doorbell* A naked woman answers.
Adam: *big smile* Hi, I'm here to deliver your pizza . *Walks in the house, shuts the door.*

It's a wrap!

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[Shirley]

LMAO... yeah, id be like that!!

oh and Mr.Mac, i do luv ya!!

 

[She Is Raging]

Bluey that was hilarious!!!


I was thinking about this answer and couldnt pick it,I mean, have any of you ever even seen a good looking guy in a porn movie? I know I havent!

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[martha]

God, any one of them!! Male porn stars are so butt-ugly, that any one of the four would be an instant star due to not being repulsive.

That said, Bono's got the body type for it: a little pudgy at times. (I mean that with affection, girls!) Lots of guys in porn have a bit of a spare tire.

blueeyes, your take on this was hilarious!

Gee, Naya, what pic? *wide-eyed wonder*

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[mad1]

LMFAO @ BLUEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh god, I cant SEE now for tears in me eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mad1]

LOL!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry *maddie is in fits laughin*, I can just see Larry in denims and white t-shirt (Rattle and Hum era), all shy and embarrassed, gettin a job as a tea-boy, sitting getting lead on by these big busted women who all flirt and show their titties off at him, and he gets all embarrassed. Something like a Russ Meyer film would be the right choice for Larry man!!!!!!!

I watched one where the man was all over the feckin place and he hated the women tossin themselves at him.........Meyers films are funny to watch, can be disastrous, but entertainly funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Naya]

LMAO bluey !!!!

martha...you know...THIS !!!

Hey it's only fitting

 

[Giant Lemon]

LOL...great take on things, bluey! And I knew that it wouldn't take long for someone to post *that* Adam pic!

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[martha]

Originally posted by Naya:

martha...you know...THIS !!!

Hey it's only fitting

Heh heh...oh yeah, THAT one. I remember now!!

Thanks, doll.


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[Gina Marie]

LMAO Bluey-I just want to know HOW YOU DO IT-and I'd just like to "wander around" in that brain of yours for just one day!

Oh, and we're still waiting for that pic of your Larry lookalike brother!

*Gina struggling desperately to erase that Adam pic from her brain*

 

[Jody]

Bluey I so nearly fell off my chair reading that. I haven't laughed this hard for ages!! The porn star has got to be Adam though, not that I would say no to any of em

 

[Bonochick]

*lol* blueeyes, that was hilarious!!!

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[madonna's child]

rotflmao, bluey. that was great, i loved the bono one.

adam would make a good porn star. he's got a good instrument!

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[SanDiego Brenda]

OMG!!!!

Blueeyes, that was SOOOOOOOOO funny!!! I think you're absolutely right. Adam gets the part!

 

[Discoteque]

Ahhh...the Bluemeister strikes again!

these were GREAT, bluey! Add this to Edge: ...Edge's hat flew straight up off his head!

(one of my fave BFB quotes)

I love Edge. He's pornalicious!

YUM!

Originally posted by blueeyes:
U2 attempting to be porn stars:

Edge:
*rings the doorbell* *blushes and runs away*