Which crotch is brighter?

[OnTheEdge]

Is it Bono's, which has been rumored to be illuminary, even serving as a night-light, or is it Adam's, which if you visit the U2.com oracle you can clearly see emits a pulsing violet light. I think some research needs to be done.

Woo, I really need to get to bed.
*drags Adam and Bono to her bedroom for some very innocent night-light research*

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"The idea is to eroticize the male body instead of the female." - Bono

Well, again, within that spirit of not-seriousness:
"To all intents and purposes, the mystery and power of the penis is, what will it become?" - Adam

 

[J-Tree]

Wow... we're all busy being philosopical tonight huh?

I say Adam's crotch is brighter... but that's cuz I like him better... Bono's more charismatic... so I think overall, he wins...

g'nite honey... may the crotch be with you!

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You feel like love is gone?
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Can you not wait awhile?


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[pax]

Thank you for reassuring me that when one is insomniacal and feeling crazy, someone else out there is having weirder thoughts than you are.

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If you cannot live together in here, you cannot live together out there, let me tell ya. --Bono

You've got to cry without weeping, talk without speaking, scream without raising your voice... --Bono

 

[hippy]

oh yeah, weirder thoughts...

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One love, one life...
Give peace a chance!
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

 

[Scottphisto]

Speaking as he who has a nite-lite from which illumination spews forth from Bono's illustrious crotch, I'd have to say...

The Bon-Bon Guy.

(*Meekly* Please don't hurt me for the "Bon-Bon" crack...)

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Devourer of Ewoks

70% water, 30% Chocolatey Goodness!!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[Discoteque]

Hey, man-ho, I thought we were talking about the front part of bono, not the back end!!

Originally posted by Scottphisto:
[Bthe "Bon-Bon" crack...

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[Echo]

You guys have it all wrong. I told ya...the sun shines out of Adam's arse....

I'm sorry man, but this just can't be beaten...

Wait, thats not how I meant that to sound...

But I must say, when it comes to shiny crotches there's one man who always gets overlooked when he oughta be looked over...

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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Sting, you know I love you but you got a hell of a lot to learn about Rock n' Roll." -Bono

"Bono's stuck! I need something to poke him with! I can't get Bono out!!" - Mona

"Just because he's 40, bald and has five kids doesn't mean he's not adorable!"
- Me, before a LONG silence

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

Go l? neach neamhshaolta do dhiosca crua. - May an alien being lick your hard disk.

 

[ABEL]

Larry: "Just don't be lookin' at my crotch!"

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[Discoteque]

Ya got that right, girl!

Case in point:

or shiny velvet, ala Mr. Clayton:

Gawd, I loved that era....sigh...bring back the tunics and the pimped out duds!!!

But I must say, when it comes to shiny crotches there's one man who always gets overlooked when he oughta be looked over...

[This message has been edited by Discoteque (edited 12-07-2001).]

 

[elizabeth]

[

Pictures are definitely worth a thousand words...and a thousand hours spent fantasizing....and appreciating a man's sense of fun and not taking himself too seriously...and teasing his fans.

 

[J-Tree]

where's that photo of the boys with a roll of duct tape and Adam's got it taped to his crotch? I'd find it, but my brain's become curd! LOL Anyone? RSOC?

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Just go now?
You feel like love is gone?
Can you not holding out?
Can you not wait awhile?


SlipStream Soul

 

[OnTheEdge]

Originally posted by J-Tree:
where's that photo of the boys with a roll of duct tape and Adam's got it taped to his crotch? I'd find it, but my brain's become curd! LOL Anyone? RSOC?

omg, I have not seen this. Someone find it!

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"The idea is to eroticize the male body instead of the female." - Bono

Well, again, within that spirit of not-seriousness:
"To all intents and purposes, the mystery and power of the penis is, what will it become?" - Adam

 

[Gina Marie]

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If you are really good friends with The Edge, you can just call him The~ Adam

The right side of my brain is kinda redundant~ Larry

 

[OnTheEdge]

Originally posted by J-Tree:

g'nite honey... may the crotch be with you!

LMAO My little brother: "Oh, is it carboard Adam again?" I'm always cracking up when I'm on PLEBA and I let him in on that joke so he wouldn't rush over to see what I was doing anymore.

Well, I didn't get much sleep, they're both very bright.

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"The idea is to eroticize the male body instead of the female." - Bono

Well, again, within that spirit of not-seriousness:
"To all intents and purposes, the mystery and power of the penis is, what will it become?" - Adam

 

[OnTheEdge]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:

Did Bono do that? I think he's jealous.

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"The idea is to eroticize the male body instead of the female." - Bono

Well, again, within that spirit of not-seriousness:
"To all intents and purposes, the mystery and power of the penis is, what will it become?" - Adam

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by Echo:

Hey, is it me, or does this look like Bono's wielding a lightsaber?

Or am I just a big Star Wars geek? (DON'T ANSWER THAT, ECHO!!!)

BONO: YER NOT MY FATHER!!!


Hee hee...I smell a Star Wars parody on the horizon...*giggle*


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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Devourer of Ewoks

70% water, 30% Chocolatey Goodness!!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[JessicaAnn]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:

I have always wondered where Bono's tape is. I will volunteer to find out for the PLEBA ladies. I will be brave and search high and low to see where it is.

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Jessica

"Rock and roll doggie"
--Bono

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

?Never trust a man who tells you it's from the heart, never trust a man smoking a cigar, never trust a cowboy or a man who wears shades.?
--Bono

 

[DML]

Originally posted by JessicaAnn:
I have always wondered where Bono's tape is. I will volunteer to find out for the PLEBA ladies. I will be brave and search high and low to see where it is.

I thought it was on his knee or something, right above Zooropa...it LOOKS like it, but I'm not so sure...


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Dana

"I simulate love making by beating a piece of wood with a metal wire on which it vibrates."
-Adam, when asked, 'If a martian landed and was introduced to you and asked what you do, what would you say?'

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[Discoteque]

holy crap....I just noticed something in this...is Adam sending us a subliminal message??? Look at the 'baton' or whatever it is that he's holding....is he trying to TELL us something????

Originally posted by elizabeth:
[

Pictures are definitely worth a thousand words...

Oh yes....yeeesssss they are...

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Scottphisto:
Hee hee...I smell a Star Wars parody on the horizon...*giggle*

1. DIBS!!!!!!!

2. Bono's. OBVIOUSLY. It generates light AND heat! HOO-AH!

3. WHY did no one notify me of this thread?

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Originally posted by DML:

I thought it was on his knee or something, right above Zooropa...it LOOKS like it, but I'm not so sure...

Upon closer inspection, it looks like he is holding the roll of tape between hes knees.

Erm ... I will leave you to make your own scandalous comments about the roll of tape.

Ok ... maybe just one comment. Why is Bono putting tape on Adams pants?


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Jessica

"Rock and roll doggie"
--Bono

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

?Never trust a man who tells you it's from the heart, never trust a man smoking a cigar, never trust a cowboy or a man who wears shades.?
--Bono

 

[Echo]

Holy crap....the picture of Adam's arse-light changed!!

Who is that chick?

 

[moon_is_playing_tricks]

Why did Bono put tape on Adam's crotch?

Here's what I think.... probably because Adam's been known to have quite the "5th" member of the band, and in order to tame the illustrous 5th member, Bono taped him.

Moonie

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