EveClayton
War Child
Adam ,Bono, Edge and Larry had decided to go to a pub for a lil relaxation. They were quite popular when it came to bar hopping and thought that it would be a better idea if they went to a less crowded one. They were greeted very nicely by the bartender ,then grabbed a table and ordered up some drinks.
"Oh man I could do with a whole day of sleeping,"*Adam said as he stretched*
"Me too man, this getting up early thing isnt working for me and it's worse because when I get home , the kids need me," *Edge replied*
*Bono looked at his friends blocking the yawn that tried to escape*
"I know..... but this is what we do and we have fans that r waiting on this album and if we don't get something out ,they r gonna be angry,"
*They were interrupted by the waitress*
"Here r ur drinks guys," *She carefully distributed them, then looked at Larry*
"They working u too hard rnt they?" *She said smiling*
Larry looked at her:-
"Yea..... ,"*he sipped his drink hoping that she wouldnt ask him anything else*
Tina:-
"Hmmmm looks like u need a massage there,"
*Adam smiled as he looked at his friend*
"Lars a massage sounds good........ u should get one *he winked at him*
*Larry looked back at Adam with an annoyed look*
"Gee Tina that sounds wonderful ,but I'm sorry I'm gonna have to pass,"
*Tina looked at him smiling ,she bent down close to him and whispered in his ear*
"Well if u ever need one ,u know where to find me and u have my no," *She looked at the rest of the guys* Enjoy ur drinks," *she winked then left*
*Edge smiling at Larry as he watched the waitress go by*
"Larrrr yyyyy seems like u have an admirer,"
*Larry gulped down half of his drink*
"She's not my type ,and waitresses isnt my thing , that's more too Adam's liking,"
*Adam looked at him*
"Nah...... I try to stay as far away from them as I can, they r trouble,"
Bono :-
"Adam..... u like the ones that spell trouble, need I call out some names because I have a whole bunch written down, what u need to do is find a good lady *he smiled* like my wife, she's all that I want and need to make me happy,"
Larry :-
"Well .... I need a vacation from women.....they yell at u for every bloody thing , they complain ,they...,"
*Edge interrupts Larry*
"Still thinking about Bianca huh?"
Larry :-
"She called me the other day wanting to refreshen our relationship, said she missed me and still loves me,"
*Bono sipped his drink*
"I thought she understood that u and her was over......,"
*Larry looked at him*
"I thought so too...... thing is after talking to her that nite ,I started to feel the way I felt when I first saw her, women r complicated they tell u they love u ,then pack their bags and leave *he shook his head*
*Meanwhile Claudia { the girl who Larry helped with the bike} walks into the bar and starts talking to the bartender*
Adam :-
"Or they accept ur proposal for marriage then goes and cheats on u and leave u broken hearted," *he sipped his drink*
*Larry looked at him*
"Look man , maybe we rnt as luck as Bono and Edge , I'm gonna go order another drink u guys want?"
*Bono ,Edge and Adam shake their heads and give their orders to Larry*
"I'll be right back,"
*Larry goes over to the bartender and interrupts him in his conversation too Claudia ,but he doesnt recognize her until she turns to see who it was*
"You!,"*Claudia looks at him shocked ,didnt think she would see him again*
"Oh no, why.....why cant u spare me the pain Lord,"*Larry said*
*Zak looks at them both and laughs*
"I'm guessing the two of u know each other,"?
Claudia kept looking at him:-
"Yea.....well he helped me with my bike the other day, seems like we meet again,"
Larry looked at her:-
"Of all pubs u had to choose this one Ms. Grumpy?"
*Claudia looked back at him*
"Well didnt know that I wasnt suppose to come to certain pubs,"
*Zak looked at them ,listen I'm gonna get ur drinks ,Claudia I'll be right back ,try not to scratch each other eye balls out*
"Claudia *Larry said as he picked on some peanuts* nice name......wrong person to be given that name too,"
*She looked back at him*
"Wow excellent come back, u deserve an award,"
Larry smiled as he looked at her :-
"So how's the bike?"
Claudia :-
"It's fine ,thanks for asking,anything else u wanna know?"*She sipped her club soda*
"Geeze luv , bet ur husband cries at waking up in the morning having to deal with u,"
*Claudia looked at him*
"What?"
Larry :-
"Ur married rnt u?? Look at that diamond on that finger, what does he do???
*Claudia looked at her ring*
"For ur information he's a manager for a company *she kept looking at her ring*
*Larry looked at her*
"Wow manager for a company???? so what's he doing married to u.... a manager and a biker chick... not a good combination,"
"Do u get a kick out of trying to find out other ppl's business or r u just trying to make conversation?" *She looked at him getting angry*
*Larry looked at her calmly*
"Actually babe ,I have tons of friends... the question is do u? I mean with that attitude they prolly run away from u..tsk..tsk, score is now 2 -0 , what no come back Claudia, come on luv that's not like u,"
*Claudia got so mad that she took her drink up and splashed it towards Larry's face*
"I don't use words all the time," *she looked at him as she smiled*
*Larry stood there surprised...his face wet from the club soda*
*Zak came back with Larry's drinks*
"Omg....what happened to u?"
*Claudia looked at Zak*
"Poor guy ,cant control himself with his drinks, anyways bro in law I'll see u around, gotta go make some groceries,"
*She hugged and kissed him*
"Ben coming in today," *He asked as he looked at her*
"He's suppose too...then again he's prolly gonna call and say he got caught up that he wont be home for another 2 days,"*Claudia replied*
Zak :-
"I dunno why u stay with him,"
"Zak .... come on not now ,not in front of him *she looked at Larry* gotta go ,talk to u later, *she looked at larry one more time * 2 -2... seems we have a tie," *she smiled then walked out*
*Zak looked at Larry*
"Here man.... clean urself up,"*He tossed him a towel*
*Larry looked back at him*
?That's ur sister in law?"
*Zak shook his head*
"I'm sorry for u man, real sorry.... *he took his drinks then walked back to the table*
*Zak stood there looking at Larry laughing*
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"Oh man I could do with a whole day of sleeping,"*Adam said as he stretched*
"Me too man, this getting up early thing isnt working for me and it's worse because when I get home , the kids need me," *Edge replied*
*Bono looked at his friends blocking the yawn that tried to escape*
"I know..... but this is what we do and we have fans that r waiting on this album and if we don't get something out ,they r gonna be angry,"
*They were interrupted by the waitress*
"Here r ur drinks guys," *She carefully distributed them, then looked at Larry*
"They working u too hard rnt they?" *She said smiling*
Larry looked at her:-
"Yea..... ,"*he sipped his drink hoping that she wouldnt ask him anything else*
Tina:-
"Hmmmm looks like u need a massage there,"
*Adam smiled as he looked at his friend*
"Lars a massage sounds good........ u should get one *he winked at him*
*Larry looked back at Adam with an annoyed look*
"Gee Tina that sounds wonderful ,but I'm sorry I'm gonna have to pass,"
*Tina looked at him smiling ,she bent down close to him and whispered in his ear*
"Well if u ever need one ,u know where to find me and u have my no," *She looked at the rest of the guys* Enjoy ur drinks," *she winked then left*
*Edge smiling at Larry as he watched the waitress go by*
"Larrrr yyyyy seems like u have an admirer,"
*Larry gulped down half of his drink*
"She's not my type ,and waitresses isnt my thing , that's more too Adam's liking,"
*Adam looked at him*
"Nah...... I try to stay as far away from them as I can, they r trouble,"
Bono :-
"Adam..... u like the ones that spell trouble, need I call out some names because I have a whole bunch written down, what u need to do is find a good lady *he smiled* like my wife, she's all that I want and need to make me happy,"
Larry :-
"Well .... I need a vacation from women.....they yell at u for every bloody thing , they complain ,they...,"
*Edge interrupts Larry*
"Still thinking about Bianca huh?"
Larry :-
"She called me the other day wanting to refreshen our relationship, said she missed me and still loves me,"
*Bono sipped his drink*
"I thought she understood that u and her was over......,"
*Larry looked at him*
"I thought so too...... thing is after talking to her that nite ,I started to feel the way I felt when I first saw her, women r complicated they tell u they love u ,then pack their bags and leave *he shook his head*
*Meanwhile Claudia { the girl who Larry helped with the bike} walks into the bar and starts talking to the bartender*
Adam :-
"Or they accept ur proposal for marriage then goes and cheats on u and leave u broken hearted," *he sipped his drink*
*Larry looked at him*
"Look man , maybe we rnt as luck as Bono and Edge , I'm gonna go order another drink u guys want?"
*Bono ,Edge and Adam shake their heads and give their orders to Larry*
"I'll be right back,"
*Larry goes over to the bartender and interrupts him in his conversation too Claudia ,but he doesnt recognize her until she turns to see who it was*
"You!,"*Claudia looks at him shocked ,didnt think she would see him again*
"Oh no, why.....why cant u spare me the pain Lord,"*Larry said*
*Zak looks at them both and laughs*
"I'm guessing the two of u know each other,"?
Claudia kept looking at him:-
"Yea.....well he helped me with my bike the other day, seems like we meet again,"
Larry looked at her:-
"Of all pubs u had to choose this one Ms. Grumpy?"
*Claudia looked back at him*
"Well didnt know that I wasnt suppose to come to certain pubs,"
*Zak looked at them ,listen I'm gonna get ur drinks ,Claudia I'll be right back ,try not to scratch each other eye balls out*
"Claudia *Larry said as he picked on some peanuts* nice name......wrong person to be given that name too,"
*She looked back at him*
"Wow excellent come back, u deserve an award,"
Larry smiled as he looked at her :-
"So how's the bike?"
Claudia :-
"It's fine ,thanks for asking,anything else u wanna know?"*She sipped her club soda*
"Geeze luv , bet ur husband cries at waking up in the morning having to deal with u,"
*Claudia looked at him*
"What?"
Larry :-
"Ur married rnt u?? Look at that diamond on that finger, what does he do???
*Claudia looked at her ring*
"For ur information he's a manager for a company *she kept looking at her ring*
*Larry looked at her*
"Wow manager for a company???? so what's he doing married to u.... a manager and a biker chick... not a good combination,"
"Do u get a kick out of trying to find out other ppl's business or r u just trying to make conversation?" *She looked at him getting angry*
*Larry looked at her calmly*
"Actually babe ,I have tons of friends... the question is do u? I mean with that attitude they prolly run away from u..tsk..tsk, score is now 2 -0 , what no come back Claudia, come on luv that's not like u,"
*Claudia got so mad that she took her drink up and splashed it towards Larry's face*
"I don't use words all the time," *she looked at him as she smiled*
*Larry stood there surprised...his face wet from the club soda*
*Zak came back with Larry's drinks*
"Omg....what happened to u?"
*Claudia looked at Zak*
"Poor guy ,cant control himself with his drinks, anyways bro in law I'll see u around, gotta go make some groceries,"
*She hugged and kissed him*
"Ben coming in today," *He asked as he looked at her*
"He's suppose too...then again he's prolly gonna call and say he got caught up that he wont be home for another 2 days,"*Claudia replied*
Zak :-
"I dunno why u stay with him,"
"Zak .... come on not now ,not in front of him *she looked at Larry* gotta go ,talk to u later, *she looked at larry one more time * 2 -2... seems we have a tie," *she smiled then walked out*
*Zak looked at Larry*
"Here man.... clean urself up,"*He tossed him a towel*
*Larry looked back at him*
?That's ur sister in law?"
*Zak shook his head*
"I'm sorry for u man, real sorry.... *he took his drinks then walked back to the table*
*Zak stood there looking at Larry laughing*
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