What The Heck Is Going On!

[Edgespet]

E: Remind me again why we gave Bono the car keys?
A: It was the only way to get him to quit pouting.
B: (thinking)Maybe I dropped them in that big snowdrift over there...
L: *Menacing LarryGrowl...Again*

 

[Edgespet]

. Nice one. As are your other ones-you've got a good sense of humor.

Thanks, Angela! I have a lot of fun with these kinds of threads!

 

[TheWho4Life]

E: Remind me again why we gave Bono the car keys?
A: It was the only way to get him to quit pouting.
B: (thinking)Maybe I dropped them in that big snowdrift over there...
L: *Menacing LarryGrowl...Again*

I love this one! LOL! I don't know what to say, its just hilarious to me!

 

[neutral]

Bono who?!

 

[ylimeU2]

E: Remind me again why we gave Bono the car keys?
A: It was the only way to get him to quit pouting.
B: (thinking)Maybe I dropped them in that big snowdrift over there...
L: *Menacing LarryGrowl...Again*

Edgespet, you are so good at these! Your caption on this one seems to fit the guys' expressions perfectly!

 

[Sue DeNym]

L: Handsome!! Handsome, dammit!!! NOT pretty!!! *menacing LarryGrowl*

E: Whatever, Pretty Boy!

B:*snicker*

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

You're welcome, Edgespet. . I can definitely tell you enjoy doing this, and once again, there's some great ones you've shared, such as:

E: Remind me again why we gave Bono the car keys?
A: It was the only way to get him to quit pouting.
B: (thinking)Maybe I dropped them in that big snowdrift over there...
L: *Menacing LarryGrowl...Again*

...that's awesome! I also loved the Larry one you had toward the end of the second page.

This was pretty funny, too:

Originally posted by Edgespet
B: What?? I changed the words...I did NOT forget the words...there's a difference!

Hehehe...poor Bono.

Angela

 

[Rachel D.]

How Bono Got His Drivers' License

Instructor: Speeding, driving the wrong way on a one-way street, driving on sidewalks. I'm sorry, Bono, I just can't issue you a license.

Bono: What did you say about my driving?

Instructor: Sorry, Bono. My mistake. You're a great driver. Here's your license.

I've never seen this one before! He is such a goofball!

 

[Maeve]

ok I'm gonna drive you guys crazy with these.

"Hmm..I don't really feel like singing tonight. Maybe if I crawl out on the heart and crouch down really really low, they'll forget I'm here. PEEK-A-BOO!"

Or, damn it. I forgot the f****** words, again!

 

[ylimeU2]

Or maybe "Guess which animal I am, go on guess. No, Edge NOT a snake, I'm a frog!"

(I don't know why, for some reason, he reminds me of a frog in this pic)

 

[neutral]

Or maybe "Guess which animal I am, go on guess. No, Edge NOT a snake, I'm a frog!"

(I don't know why, for some reason, he reminds me of a frog in this pic)

 

[u2bonogirl]

[/IMG]

B:*sigh* heaven, i am in heaven. mmmm boobs

 

[u2bonogirl]

well you see it all started when i found these really neat glasses....and here i am now. SEX GOD

 

[TheBrazilianFly]

A: Oh Bono I thought you didn't won an Oscar.
B: Uh... that's not an Oscar babe.

E: Yo Morleigh back off, we didn't won all right, I'm not going to steal it for ya....

 

[TheBrazilianFly]

E *thinking*: This is revenge for the ISHFWILF video. Now I get to do it.

 

[MooMoo!]

Lol!just ratin the thread!

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Bono -"Psst, I saw Bush doing this very same thing in his chair in the Oval Office "

 

[Cute Irish Bono]

well you see it all started when i found these really neat glasses....and here i am now. SEX GOD

 

[neutral]

you put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in, and you shake it all about.
you do the Hokey-Pokey,and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about

(Not sure if the non-US folks will know this dreadful song?!)

Or maybe...."I TOLD Edge to have them make this heart a foot or two wider "

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

you put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in, and you shake it all about.
you do the Hokey-Pokey,and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about

...!

Originally posted by TheBrazillianFly
E *thinking*: This is revenge for the ISHFWILF video. Now I get to do it.

Hehe....

Angela

 

[Edgespet]

Yes, I'm bored again! That means more stupid quotes!

...strike a pose...

A: What in the hell was THAT note??

 

[Edgespet]

A: Umm,Lar...?
L: Yeah?
A: Ummm, how are we supposed to get down from here?
L: *rolls eyes* Maybe the same way we got up here...that ladder over th...HEY! Where's the damn....BONO!! YOU BRING THAT BACK!
B: (in background) giggles madly

 

[Edgespet]

B: Do you want a cup of coffee?

This one is especially for any other Eddie Izzard fans out there...you know why it's funny!

 

[Edgespet]

B: Now where did I park that car?????

B: Ahhh, that feels sooo much better! Nothing like a nice hot shower to...
E: *Jumps up and runs off to get B a real towel*

 

[neutral]

ROFL. You're hilarious Edgespet

Poor Bono, being the busy busy rock star that he is, has to squeeze in a dental appointment whenever he can.

So what's the verdict Doc? Any cavities?

 

[neutral]

Be vewwwy vewwwy quite, we're hunting Bonos.

(What is Edge wearing? A velour suit with sandals?!)

 

[thrillme]

Sorry I can't put up photos, but I can post links.

http://www.zooeuropa.com/photo/Adam/Adam10.jpg

A: Now I really am the coolest member, lets see Bono sit on this ice cube!

 

[Muggsy]

I like the other thread that was like this.
Come on, let's do it again! Where we have a funny pic with a funny quote we make up.

Bono: "Oh my God, this cane taste soo good!" "Just let me have one more bite!"

this pic is beautiful... who took it? corbijn???

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

A: Umm,Lar...?
L: Yeah?
A: Ummm, how are we supposed to get down from here?
L: *rolls eyes* Maybe the same way we got up here...that ladder over th...HEY! Where's the damn....BONO!! YOU BRING THAT BACK!
B: (in background) giggles madly

...

Also, what's this whole thing with the Eddie Izzard bit now?

Originally posted by neutral
Be vewwwy vewwwy quite, we're hunting Bonos.

Hahahaha, that's a cute one (and 'tis an interesting outfit on Edge, yes...)! The dentist one was great, too.

Angela

 

[Edgespet]

Also, what's this whole thing with the Eddie Izzard bit now?

From his 1999 HBO comedy special "Dressed to Kill"...
Eddie: You say, "Do you want a cup of coffee?" and she says, "Yeah, okay." Then sex is on, yes? Doesn't always work, though. If the President of Burundi says do you want a cup of coffee...

Here's the link to other quotes fromDTK
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0184424/quotes

If you're not familiar with Eddie, you need to check him out. He's one of the funniest men I've ever seen!