What has PLEBA done to me!?!

[Scottphisto]

Things observed since being on PLEBA:

The ammount of sleep I get decreases at the exact same rate that my PLEBA use increases.

More comments/jokes/observations about Bono's crotch. I mean, I spent 20 good long years without ever wondering about it, and all of a sudden it's foremost in my mind.

My writing has improved (READ THE MACPHISTO SOCIETY! BLUEY, BONA, AND EVERYONE ELSE ROCK!!).

I'm more interested in shiney things.

Usage of various phrases ("BOOM-CHA", "defile", and "blush", to name a few) has increased exponentially.

I suddenly want to dress in tight leather pants, leather jacket, and big sunglasses and prance around a stage.

I suddenly want to dress in a gold sequint outfit, have horns on my head, makeup on my face, and a cigar in my hand and prance around a stage.

I seem to streak around the PLEBA mansion more, and am often found sans pants.
(Oh, wait. That happened anyway.)

Anyone else?




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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Devourer of Ewoks

70% water, 30% Chocolatey Goodness!!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by opaltranquility:
i actually used the word "recockulous" in my class notes...and then when i realized it i laffed in class and people thought i was insane.

LMAO!!!!!!!! I'm contagious, then

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Scottphisto:

I suddenly want to dress in tight leather pants, leather jacket, and big sunglasses and prance around a stage.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE'S THE FED EX MAN?!!!!!!! DEAR GOD!!!!!!
*faint*

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[blueeyes]

Originally posted by Scottphisto:
I suddenly want to dress in tight leather pants, leather jacket, and big sunglasses and prance around a stage.

I suddenly want to dress in a gold sequint outfit, have horns on my head, makeup on my face, and a cigar in my hand and prance around a stage.

Oh, don't let us keep you...Go on..
*Bluey cracks a whip* DANCE SCOTTY DANCE!!!!

p.s.. Thanks ...aww. You rock too!
Hugs,
-Bluey



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It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, and Angel gets set on fire. -Jack Handy

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by blueeyes:
Oh, don't let us keep you...Go on..
*Bluey cracks a whip* DANCE SCOTTY DANCE!!!!

p.s.. Thanks ...aww. You rock too!
Hugs,
-Bluey

Well, hey, you don't get the title of "Man-Slut" for nothing!! C'mon! Crack that whip!
*Breaks into "Whip It" by Devo*
*Shakes his groove thang*

*boogie boogie boogie*

 

[FallDownJulie]

LOL!! Bluey! Mona! you both picked up on the same thing i was going to mention!

tight leather pants! *droooooooooooooooool*

lol, tight leather, sequined outfits, no pants....

scotty- you sound ready and willing to try out new things.

(mona- we should rent out our kilts to him. let'm try those out a bit.)

perhaps we could create customized jello pants just for you and your fetish.

lol! playing dress-up with ScottPhisto!

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~Julie*

(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)

"Don't follow your dreams.... run with them"

 

[Discoteque]

I find myself saying "it's recockulous!" on numerous occasions...plus the use of other Pleba-talk such as blargh, GAH!, *blush*, bedazzle, and lots of other words that normal people just don't seem to understand...

I now can't even LOOK at a button without thinking of Mona...I mean, LARRY. Mona, some day, when I get a digi-cam, I will show you a picture of the MUTHA LOAD. *tease*

My wardrobe has taken on a decidedly U2-esque flair - shoes, jewelry, sunglasses, and extra-long sleeved sweaters looking suspiciously U2-ey...my latest conquest: a black leather jacket, yay!!! (funny...I don't look nearly as cool in in as those four other guys, blargh).

I now have a hard time conversing with my IRL friends, because my life now revolves SO MUCH around Pleba that that is all I "know" right now...it's to the point that I find myself clamming up a lot more because everything out of my mouth is U2/Pleba related. It's pathetic, I tell you, just pathetic....

disco

 

[elizabeth]

today at this meeting in work, someone said something incredibly stupid.

suddenly, floating in front of my eyes was this faint computer monitor...i could barely see a purple screen...some martini icons...i peered closer, and was able to read

"WTF?!?"

that's when i realized I was spending a little too much time on PLEBA.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Discoteque:
I find myself saying "it's recockulous!" on numerous occasions...plus the use of other Pleba-talk such as blargh, GAH!, *blush*, bedazzle, and lots of other words that normal people just don't seem to understand...

I now can't even LOOK at a button without thinking of Mona...I mean, LARRY. Mona, some day, when I get a digi-cam, I will show you a picture of the MUTHA LOAD. *tease*

??? You have a bootin collection?!



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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by FallDownJulie:

scotty- you sound ready and willing to try out new things.

*falls out of a window*



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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by FallDownJulie:

scotty- you sound ready and willing to try out new things.

Ohhhhhhhhh yyeeeeeeeeeaaaaahhh...

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Scottphisto:
Ohhhhhhhhh yyeeeeeeeeeaaaaahhh...

*hides*

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[Bonavoix]

Seriously, Scotty... your writing in MPS really does rock the house. Thanks for contributing!

And I have noticed the lack of sleep thing... and the usage of phrases increasing too... Hmmm... and don't even get me started on Bono's crotch. But what about the mystery that is Larry's crotch? Hmmm? Or is that like an episode of the X-Files like Lindsey says it is? *curious*

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Larry Mullen Jr.'s Harley Club: The motors are loud for a reason.

All my pictures are located here:
LadyHeartland's pics.

 

[FallDownJulie]

FDJ:
scotty- you sound ready and willing to try out new things.

SP:
Ohhhhhhhhh yyeeeeeeeeeaaaaahhh...

WH:
*falls out of a window*
*hides*

OMD!!

LMAO!!!!



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~Julie*

(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)

"Don't follow your dreams.... run with them"

 

[WildHonee]

Hey there's a rassler called Scottie Too Hottie. I SWEAR. Anyway....

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[Bonavoix]

The X-Files: Larry's Crotch.

Mulder: Scully, you have to come look at this.
Scully: What is it, Mulder?
Mulder: Well, see this rock band here?
Scully: That's U2. Yeah... they're pretty good.
Mulder: What do you think of their drummer?
Scully: Whoa! He's really sexy. I wonder what's in his pants?
Mulder: That's why this is an X-File, Scully. No one seems to know.
Scully: And it's our job to find out?
Mulder: Exactly.

*hours later, Mulder and Scully are at a U2 concert in the front row. Scully is on her toes trying to get a look at Larry. The concert ends and Larry comes up to the front of the stage.*
Larry: *strut* *grin*
Scully: Wait!! Mulder!! I think I see something!!
Mulder: *looking* Scully, are you sure?
Scully: Yes! I could swear... *gravely* Mulder, there's definitely something in there.
Mulder: Scully, I didn't see anything. We may have to take you to the ward and have you checked out.
Scully: *being dragged away by security* I'm NOT CRAZY! I saw something I swear!!
Mulder: They'll take good care of you, Scully! I love you!!
Scully: I KNOW WHAT I SAW!!!! I"M NOT CRAZY!!!

*Bona hides in shame.*
Sorry guys... I'm in a goofy mood and I apologize. *sulk*

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Larry Mullen Jr.'s Harley Club: The motors are loud for a reason.

All my pictures are located here:
LadyHeartland's pics.

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by FallDownJulie:

scotty- you sound ready and willing to try out new things.

(mona- we should rent out our kilts to him. let'm try those out a bit.)

lol! playing dress-up with ScottPhisto!

I tried to get ScottPhisto to wear a sarong...he didn't seem too excited about it.

But they're so comfortable! Lots of nice pleasant breezes and...em...

My sarong has tropical fish on it!!!!!

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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"That's entertainment." - Vlad the Impaler

"Bono's stuck! I need something to poke him with! I can't get Bono out!!" - Mona

On the Moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and spanked with Moon rocks!

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

Go l? neach neamhshaolta do dhiosca crua. - May an alien being lick your hard disk.

[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 12-13-2001).]

 

[Discoteque]

Bootin, bootin...who's got the bootin???

*like that chick in that movie* I'll never tell......

Mwahahahaha....

Mona, some day, when I get a digi-cam, I will show you a picture of the MUTHA LOAD. *tease*

??? You have a bootin collection?!

Hey there's a rassler called Scottie Too Hottie. I SWEAR. Anyway...

That's Scottie Too Hottie Boomba Lottie to you.

[This message has been edited by Discoteque (edited 12-13-2001).]

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by Discoteque:


That's Scottie Too Hottie Boomba Lottie to you.

Watch with amazement as Echo calls Scott that in front of his friends, much to his embarrassment!

Hee hee Woo hoo!


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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"That's entertainment." - Vlad the Impaler

"Bono's stuck! I need something to poke him with! I can't get Bono out!!" - Mona

On the Moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and spanked with Moon rocks!

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

Go l? neach neamhshaolta do dhiosca crua. - May an alien being lick your hard disk.

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by Echo:

I tried to get ScottPhisto to wear a sarong...he didn't seem too excited about it.

But they're so comfortable! Lots of nice pleasant breezes and...em...

My sarong has tropical fish on it!!!!!

Hey, I wore a sarong...just take a look at the Desperate Measurements thread!

WHOOOOOOOOOSH!




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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Devourer of Ewoks

70% water, 30% Chocolatey Goodness!!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by Echo:
Watch with amazement as Echo calls Scott that in front of his friends, much to his embarrassment!

Hee hee Woo hoo!

Okay, wait.
Since joining PLEBA, I've:
Made SEVERAL comments about Bono's crotch.
Cyber-streaked in front of SEVERAL women I've never met.
Been cyber-MARRIED to Mona (That in itself is dangerous...kiddin' hon! *wink*)
Had my mug plastered on the message board.
And some other things that just should not be printed on the internet.

AND YOU THINK CALLING ME "SCOTTIE TOO HOTTIE BOOMBA LOTTIE" WILL EMBARASS ME?????

*Falls out window laughing all the way down to the SPLAT!*

Now, if I were to be in an issue of Tamale Magazine...THAT would be embar-

Oh shite...


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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Devourer of Ewoks

70% water, 30% Chocolatey Goodness!!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[opaltranquility]

i actually used the word "recockulous" in my class notes...and then when i realized it i laffed in class and people thought i was insane.

and i dream about PLEBA and the MPS...hah.

and i don't know how i'm going to make it through 3 days in michigan for xmas with no computer!!

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~sara
sle2@geneseo.edu
http://www.platinumcomplication.com

i'd sell my soul, my self esteem a dollar at a time, for one chance, one kiss, one taste of you...
**
"The Fly has to be the Fly!"

 

[hippy]

Since being here I have done pretty much everything you all have suggested already and there's these things:

1) I was wearing a shirt the other day that said Wells College on it. I caught a glimpse of myself sideways in the mirror and freaked out cause I thought I had a shirt on that said "Edge" (it was really "ege" sooo that's how warped my mind is)

2) I actually woke my mom up the other night cause I was laughing so hard and making so much noise reading scripts here!

3) Can't help but giggle and think dirty thoughts everytime someone mentions Bono!

There are tons more like this but I can't put them all here...though it would be funny to see what some other people do that's similar!

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One love, one life...
Give peace a chance!
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

Bono: I don't walk, I swagger! I sashayed once, but just once. It wasn't for me.

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by Scottphisto:
Okay, wait.
Since joining PLEBA, I've:
Made SEVERAL comments about Bono's crotch.
Cyber-streaked in front of SEVERAL women I've never met.
Been cyber-MARRIED to Mona (That in itself is dangerous...kiddin' hon! *wink*)
Had my mug plastered on the message board.
And some other things that just should not be printed on the internet.

AND YOU THINK CALLING ME "SCOTTIE TOO HOTTIE BOOMBA LOTTIE" WILL EMBARASS ME?????

Hmm....that sounds like a challenge, dahling.

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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"That's entertainment." - Vlad the Impaler

"Bono's stuck! I need something to poke him with! I can't get Bono out!!" - Mona

On the Moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and spanked with Moon rocks!

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

Go l? neach neamhshaolta do dhiosca crua. - May an alien being lick your hard disk.

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by Echo:

Hmm....that sounds like a challenge, dahling.

EEP!

 

[WildHonee]

LMAO What's a boomba lottie?!

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[Veranda]

Then WHY are you here?

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U2- The Unforgettable Fire still burns!

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by Veranda:
Then WHY are you here?

Hey, I wasn't COMPLAINING...I rather enjoy it. I just felt the need to voice my findings. WHY does it matter to YOU?

 

[Scottphisto]

It's finally happened.


I had a dream about U2 last night.

Perhaps, it was my POP shirt channeling the lads to me while I was asleep. But I dreamt that I went to some concert for some female singer (not sure who), and when I found my seat, low and behold, there, sitting next to me, was non other than EDGE and ADAM!! I began to chat with Edge, taking about the singer. Later, we were leaving on a metro bus and I was still chatting with the lads. I told them about this cool message board, PLEBA, where there are many many girls who talk about nothing but them. I said we have lots of jokes about Bono (the guys chuckled about that) and Edge blushing (Adam laughed, Edge blushed). I mentioned all the times in various stories and what not that Adam is found lacking pants (again, Edge blushed, and Adam laughed). I told them to check it out. Then, as if we were all good friends, I said "Later guys." They replied similarly.
Then I woke up.

Just thought I'd share.

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Devourer of Ewoks

70% water, 30% Chocolatey Goodness!!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[elizabeth]

Originally posted by Scottphisto:
It's finally happened.


I had a dream about U2 last night.

Perhaps, it was my POP shirt channeling the lads to me while I was asleep. But I dreamt that I went to some concert for some female singer (not sure who), and when I found my seat, low and behold, there, sitting next to me, was non other than EDGE and ADAM!! I began to chat with Edge, taking about the singer. Later, we were leaving on a metro bus and I was still chatting with the lads. I told them about this cool message board, PLEBA, where there are many many girls who talk about nothing but them. I said we have lots of jokes about Bono (the guys chuckled about that) and Edge blushing (Adam laughed, Edge blushed). I mentioned all the times in various stories and what not that Adam is found lacking pants (again, Edge blushed, and Adam laughed). I told them to check it out. Then, as if we were all good friends, I said "Later guys." They replied similarly.
Then I woke up.

Just thought I'd share.

WHAT PANTS WAS ADAM WEARING???
DID YOU MENTION THAT I NEED THEM???

***frustration emanating from every pore***
***fists clenched***

i NEVER dream about them! and i try! i really do!!