What do you get when you cross a rock group with a sheep?

[brdemi]

EWE-2!!!!!
Sorry, I know that's a little lame, but I was just cleaning out my closet and found a book of rock & roll jokes.
Does anyone know any other U2 jokes?

 

[Bonofire]

Cute! That's what they're calling that cloned sheep

 

[madonna's child]

I saw a birthday card at Hallmark and on the front it had this "guess the rock band" game. One of the pictures was 2 sheep, but I didn't get it!

 

[Laura M]

Oh oh oh I saw a funny joke somewhere ok thats no help.....

I will try and find it...

 

[IWasBored]

when i read that i thought "yew" not u (and in my mind they sound different, like aaron and erin...on christmas my family had this huge discussion about that...) so i didn't get it at first

it's a PUN! NOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[verte76]

LMAO!!!!!!!

 

[nbcrusader]

EWE-2!!!!!

Dont they sing that song "Baaaaaaaaad"

 

[madamc]

I was thinking about adam's fro from the early 80s....


but ewe-2 is funny too

 

[IWasBored]

"baaaad"???

oh man, you just made a bad pun even worse! that's hilarious!

hehehe, adam's fro!! you know, it DOES kinda look wooly...

 

[rockonedge]

I saw a birthday card at Hallmark and on the front it had this "guess the rock band" game. One of the pictures was 2 sheep, but I didn't get it!

Cool! I want someone to get me that card for my birthday! Maybe they'll start making Edge greeting cards. You could open them up and they could say "Have an edgy day!!" Wow. That was really bad. But i would enjoy getting one.

 

[IWasBored]

Cool! I want someone to get me that card for my birthday! Maybe they'll start making Edge greeting cards. You could open them up and they could say "Have an edgy day!!" Wow. That was really bad. But i would enjoy getting one.

reminds me that the local newspaper here has a section every month where local high school students write articles, music and movie reviews and stuff. it's called "the edge," but while i've been at school i haven't been reading the paper, and i forgot about this. i jumped a few feet when i was home over winter break and then realised that all it was was this poorly written article complaining that GONY was too long and boring...not only did it have NOTHING to do with Mr. The Edge, it was reccomending that readers go see "catch meif you can" if they really need to see leonardo dicaprio in a movie...

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I saw a birthday card at Hallmark and on the front it had this "guess the rock band" game. One of the pictures was 2 sheep, but I didn't get it!

OMG. I WOULD HAVE EATEN IT.

*that was weird*


My friend got me a card that had Mick Jagger sitting in a boat hunting ducks. It said "how to kill 2 birds with one Stone".

 

[verte76]

My friend got me a card that had Mick Jagger sitting in a boat hunting ducks. It said "how to kill 2 birds with one Stone".

LMAO!!!!!

 

[Kristie]

What do you get when you cross a rock group with a sheep?

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHNO

 

[Jam Jar]

Does anyone know any other U2 jokes?

not a u2 joke, but this is old and very very lame-

what's the difference between the rolling stones and a scottish guy?
one says "hey you, get off my cloud!" the other says "Hey mcCloud, get off my ewe!"


heh.

 

[AdamsMango]

hehe i saw a shirt at an irish heritage festival that had lambs playing instruments and said "Ewe Two" Here's some more "ewe"2

 

[ballykissangel]

I actually have that t-shirt with the lambs....mine says "ireland rocks"....