What are the most hilarious words you've ever heard?

[Queen Bee]

yogurt

 

[TheWho4Life]

yogurt

I didn't even know these words were funny tillyou guys started putting them.

 

[TheWho4Life]

Hoobastank

That's a good band Listen to them all the time (course when I say that I actually mean all the time I'm not listening to U2... which isn't very often...)

 

[Merc]

My language generally exists only of hilarious words according to people that don't speak it...

We have a commercial right now with an irish farmer trying to say some words with a lot of ø's and he can't do it, 'cause he starts lauging whenever he tries...

You try and say it:

Rødgrød med økologisk fløde

 

[BAW]

Hoobastank

I was going to post that one!

My sister and I always use it when we do Mad Libs!

I also laugh when I hear "weenie" used in any form.

 

[Muggsy]

doodle

 

[deltau922]

fugly
assclown
farktard

 

[u2radioheadgrrl]

wiener
limey c t


yeah...those are funny words.

 

[Dismantled]

schlong...
snoopie
snazzy
pizazz (don't know how to spell it)

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

intellectual tortoyse

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

tortoyse

Haha, yes...I always get a kick out of the way he says that word. I've never heard that word pronounced that way before.

For some reason, "beyotch" always amuses me-it takes the offensive nature out of the actual word for me. Same with "honky"-I know that's supposed to be a racial slur, but all it does is make me laugh, make me want to make a honking noise or something.

Also, the word "peanut" is funny for some reason . Perhaps it has to do with a goofy song my sister made up about a peanut in her pocket back when she was a kid.

Angela

 

[MooMoo!]

doodle

i was gonna say that...

tubes.
melons.
mango
(all are funnier if said in funny voices)

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

I gotta say, MooMoo!, your s/n amuses me, too . Cow-related things in general, as well as the animal itself, just amuse me, for some reason .

Angela

 

[susanp6]

The name Scooby-Doo always sounds hilarious to me!!!

 

[miss becky]

asshat

 

[TheWho4Life]

I can't beleive I made this thread I'm a nut.

Nut's a pretty funny word

 

[whitehead]

"SMORGASBORD" always cracks me up!

I always picture Walter Matthau slowly pronouncing it!

 

[u2granny]

asshat

On the same note (ha ha): asspipe

 

[U2democrat]

orgasm.

 

[biff]

gonad
brouhaha
bumdot

 

[miss becky]

On the same note (ha ha): asspipe

Hee! A new term for my boss! Excellent!

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

Hee! A new term for my boss! Excellent!

...so I take it ya don't like your boss much, eh ?

Some other good mentions in this thread, too .

Angela

 

[miss becky]

...so I take it ya don't like your boss much, eh ?

Some other good mentions in this thread, too .

Angela

Oh my god...you don't even want to get me started. There's a reason I refer to my office as "craptastic."

 

[u2granny]

Hee! A new term for my boss! Excellent!

Actually I read it in a u2 concert review back in the day. The writer described Bono as "that Irish asspipe."

 

[Phalanx]

erect.

Heh...

 

[Mucca]

thesis pronounced like feces

 

[madamadam]

On the same note (ha ha): asspipe

Two more:

Assclasp

Assflamingo

-my bro's friends love adding ass to words. Lifelong hobby? Indeed.

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

Oh my god...you don't even want to get me started. There's a reason I refer to my office as "craptastic."

LOL, aw, I'm sorry your job sucks . I should introduce you to my parents...they're constantly coming home with stories about how so-and-so at their workplaces, or how some of the customers that come to my mom's store, are idiots and whatnot (and after hearing those stories, I agree wholeheartedly, there's some real morons wandering around out there). You could all swap stories .

Shame none of us work there with ya-that'd make things a little better, I'm sure.

Originally posted by u2granny
The writer described Bono as "that Irish asspipe."

Really?

Well, he can shove it up his asspipe .

Angela

 

[Dismantled]

"SMORGASBORD" always cracks me up!

I always picture Walter Matthau slowly pronouncing it!

Oh my GOD!! I almost spewed hot chocolate all over the screen...yes yes yes I can picture that too and its too damn funny!!!

 

[Dismantled]

chicken..........whaaaa haaaaaa
boobies