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Oh yeah...study chemistry or make up silly posts for PLEBA...hmmm.
If the guys from U2 could have one characteristic pick up line each, what would they be? (Include the Fly and the Lovely Mr Macphisto if you so desire).

Get postin you critters of lust!
 
I'm in
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with 2 things in this world:

1- Bono (duh)
2- The X Terra Pick Up

So, I guess the answer to your question, Bluey is :

Bono should have an X-Terra to take me anywhere he likes.
I would rather him taking me to an "Elevation" inside the pick up truck
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I've got no hope in this world...
Just you...
and you are not mine...
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A beautiful woman stands alone in a bar

Bono: *walks up to woman, "accidentally" trips over her, and flashes her the baby blues* Well, I never had such a lucky fall in all my life, what's your name darling? *crinkly eyed grin* You lucked out in the gene pool now haven't you!? Sorry, sorry it's a terrible habit I have of talking to beautiful women... * I cannot actually type all of Bono's pickup line because it is 3 hours long*...

Edge: Hi *blush, look down*...are you familliar with the law of universal gravitation? No? This might sound a little boring, but it has been scientifically proven that every object in the universe is affected and attracted by every other object in the universe no matter how far apart they are...Which partially explains how I ended up over here talking to you. *Blush blush blush*

Adam: *Walks up, flashes the woman the AB cover* Hi, I have a castle!

The Fly: *Struts up to woman, stands with his back to her then turns around and looks over the top of his sunglasses* Hey baby, my ass isn't going to grab itself!

Macphisto: *Walks up, hands the woman a martini* I'm so sorry darling, if the horns have frightened you at all...but you know what they say about a man in horns...No? Well would you like to know what they say about a man in horns?

Larry: *Walks up flashing man-cleavage all over* Hi.
*That's all it took, the woman left with him*
 
lmao, bluey!

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?Hard as it is to keep it together, it is still possible to have those moments when it?s just the four of you being able to keep the rest of the world out... and that?s what it?s all about.?
-Adam

Love,
Emily

She wore lemon, but never in the daylight...
 
Originally posted by blueeyes:
A beautiful woman stands alone in a bar

Bono: *walks up to woman, "accidentally" trips over her, and flashes her the baby blues* Well, I never had such a lucky fall in all my life, what's your name darling? *crinkly eyed grin* You lucked out in the gene pool now haven't you!? Sorry, sorry it's a terrible habit I have of talking to beautiful women... * I cannot actually type all of Bono's pickup line because it is 3 hours long*...

Edge: Hi *blush, look down*...are you familliar with the law of universal gravitation? No? This might sound a little boring, but it has been scientifically proven that every object in the universe is affected and attracted by every other object in the universe no matter how far apart they are...Which partially explains how I ended up over here talking to you. *Blush blush blush*

Adam: *Walks up, flashes the woman the AB cover* Hi, I have a castle!

The Fly: *Struts up to woman, stands with his back to her then turns around and looks over the top of his sunglasses* Hey baby, my ass isn't going to grab itself!

Macphisto: *Walks up, hands the woman a martini* I'm so sorry darling, if the horns have frightened you at all...but you know what they say about a man in horns...No? Well would you like to know what they say about a man in horns?

Larry: *Walks up flashing man-cleavage all over* Hi.
*That's all it took, the woman left with him*


I guess Larry's line is the most genuine, less blabbler, more bussiness

LMAO!
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I've got no hope in this world...
Just you...
and you are not mine...
Stateless
 
Originally posted by blueeyes:
A beautiful woman stands alone in a bar

Larry: *Walks up flashing man-cleavage all over* Hi.
*That's all it took, the woman left with him*

Hehe...either that, or he hands her his stick flashing that Larry grin.

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Proud Owner of Larry's Stick!!!


~*April*~

*~The Official POP_Whore of Interference~*

(AIM-POPLemonGirl)
 
LMFAO, Bluey. You need to forget the medical stuff and go into writing, girlie, I'm telling ya!
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LOVED Edge and Mr. *lick* Larry-cleavage man...I'd love to give Edgie a li'l sumpin-sumpin to make him blush...heh heh...
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Bluey!!! that was so great!! LMFAO at Adam esp.!!!!! and larry!!!

i'm sitting here trying to come up with some, but i can't think of a thing other than larry's man-cleavage (which you used), bono using one of his song lyrics--- ie: "you el-e-vate my... soul. heh, heh. *blush*", and something about the "stiffness" of cardboard adam. i don't know. it's kind of a toughie when you don't know the boys as well as some of you PLEBA gals do!
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i could mention a pick-up line my friend and i made up. (no, i never used it)

"hi! i'm bored [board], will you nail me?"

yea, it's way too direct for something i'd ever say to anyone!
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~MoonPhisto*

"I'm just trying to find a decent melody
A song that I can sing in my own company"
 
That was ROFL material right there!
I could SO picture it happening, each and everyone of them.
Cheezy u2 pick up lines...
Bono: you elevate my pants
Edge: uh,,, whatever Bono said, *blush*
Adam: they say I have the biggest instrument in the band
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want proof?
Larry: *ripps off shirt to expose bulging muscles*

LOL, this is too much fun..
 
Originally posted by blueeyes:
A beautiful woman stands alone in a bar

Bono: *walks up to woman, "accidentally" trips over her, and flashes her the baby blues* Well, I never had such a lucky fall in all my life, what's your name darling? *crinkly eyed grin* You lucked out in the gene pool now haven't you!? Sorry, sorry it's a terrible habit I have of talking to beautiful women... * I cannot actually type all of Bono's pickup line because it is 3 hours long*...

Larry: *Walks up flashing man-cleavage all over* Hi.
*That's all it took, the woman left with him*
lmao!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't listen to Bono if he talked to me for 3 hrs-- I would probably be trying to fit inside his jacket while he's still wearing it.

lol at Larry! He's SO pretty!!!!!



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~*Mona*~ the Shamrock n' rolla
Bono Rep. of the Ambassadorship of the World for L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"Joe Houdini!" ~Charlie Brown~

"What you don't have you don't need it now. What you don't know you can feel it somehow." -U2-
 
Originally posted by Discoteque:
LOVED Edge and Mr. *lick* Larry-cleavage man...I'd love to give Edgie a li'l sumpin-sumpin to make him blush...heh heh...
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lol poor Edgey! What about all the probing and what not from Dr. Edge?
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~*Mona*~ the Shamrock n' rolla
Bono Rep. of the Ambassadorship of the World for L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"Joe Houdini!" ~Charlie Brown~

"What you don't have you don't need it now. What you don't know you can feel it somehow." -U2-
 
OK! Mona sent me ovah here to post one!

Q: Who'd say Spooooooooooooon meeeeee, sexay baybeeeeee!

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Q2: What would my answer be?
A2: I couldn't say anything probably. I'd look dumb and all I could spit out is HUBBA HUBBA!

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Nothing I can't do without
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Magnifying what no one knows
Never in company
Never alone
No car alarm
No cellular phone
- Adam Clayton / Passengers

***Sparky's Whore***

RSOC's Sparky Shrine
 
LMAO!!!!!

This is funny
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U2's pick up lines I would think would be:

Bono:*grin* Oh baby child you elevate me to the high heavens where the angels sing your name.

Edge:*puppy dog eyes* I think you're sweet, can I buy you a drink?

Adam:*smile* would you like to come to my hotel room and check out my instrument?

Larry:*breathe* (girl is all over him in less than 2 seconds)
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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
www.angelfire.com/tx2/KITIYU2

"I am a sexy mofo, what can I say?" --What Larry really says to himself when he looks into the mirror every morning
 
Originally posted by blueeyes:
Adam: *Walks up, flashes the woman the AB cover* Hi, I have a castle!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!



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Zooming in
Zooming out
Nothing I can't do without
A lens to see it all up close
Magnifying what no one knows
Never in company
Never alone
No car alarm
No cellular phone
- Adam Clayton / Passengers

***Sparky's Whore***

RSOC's Sparky Shrine
 
Um, pick up lines???

OK, this is all it would take...

Edge, Larry, Bono, Or Adam- 'Hello'

Me-goes off w/ them, never to be seen or heard from again.... *yes, ONLY for them, I am quite 'easy'*
 
Originally posted by blueeyes:
Adam: *Walks up, flashes the woman the AB cover* Hi, I have a castle!

LMAO! hahahaha - I can actually see this one happening! haha

Bono: "Hi, uh - you seen my mobile? Ummmm. I left a laptop right here on the bar, you seen it? Damn... oh - want a lift in my car?"

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Originally posted by blueeyes:
A beautiful woman stands alone in a bar


The Fly: *Struts up to woman, stands with his back to her then turns around and looks over the top of his sunglasses* Hey baby, my ass isn't going to grab itself!

Macphisto: *Walks up, hands the woman a martini* I'm so sorry darling, if the horns have frightened you at all...but you know what they say about a man in horns...No? Well would you like to know what they say about a man in horns?

Larry: *Walks up flashing man-cleavage all over* Hi.
*That's all it took, the woman left with him*

LOL some of these are great.So much more fun on here than doing work at college
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Anything Bono says
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OR does
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Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
LMAO!!!!!

This is funny
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U2's pick up lines I would think would be:

Bono:*grin* Oh baby child you elevate me to the high heavens where the angels sing your name.

Edge:*puppy dog eyes* I think you're sweet, can I buy you a drink?

Adam:*smile* would you like to come to my hotel room and check out my instrument?

Larry:*breathe* (girl is all over him in less than 2 seconds)
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All good ones.Couldn't really refuse any of them
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Bono wouldn't have to say a word to me ... he could just flash me those baby blues and I would be his.

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"Rock and roll doggie"
 
Originally posted by CatDubh:
OK! Mona sent me ovah here to post one!

Q: Who'd say Spooooooooooooon meeeeee, sexay baybeeeeee!

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Q2: What would my answer be?
A2: I couldn't say anything probably. I'd look dumb and all I could spit out is HUBBA HUBBA!

Mission accomplished. Lol I don't know what it is....not a big Sparky fan, but there's something about having an Irish man asking you to spoon him.
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~*Mona*~ the Shamrock n' rolla
Bono Rep. of the Ambassadorship of the World for L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"Joe Houdini!" ~Charlie Brown~

"What you don't have you don't need it now. What you don't know you can feel it somehow." -U2-
 
Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:

Bono:*grin* Oh baby child you elevate me to the high heavens where the angels sing your name.
I just audibly gasped. My mom thinks I'm choking on something now.
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I'm so in love with Bono



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~*Mona*~ the Shamrock n' rolla
Bono Rep. of the Ambassadorship of the World for L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"Joe Houdini!" ~Charlie Brown~

"What you don't have you don't need it now. What you don't know you can feel it somehow." -U2-
 
Hehe...I knew you Bono girls would love that...I mean can't you really imagine him whispering that in your ear while holding you close? *waits for Bono lovers to pass out*
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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
www.angelfire.com/tx2/KITIYU2

"I am a sexy mofo, what can I say?" --What Larry really says to himself when he looks into the mirror every morning
 
*has passed out*

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?Hard as it is to keep it together, it is still possible to have those moments when it?s just the four of you being able to keep the rest of the world out... and that?s what it?s all about.?
-Adam

Love,
Emily

She wore lemon, but never in the daylight...
 
Originally posted by WildHonee:
Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:

Bono:*grin* Oh baby child you elevate me to the high heavens where the angels sing your name.
I just audibly gasped. My mom thinks I'm choking on something now.
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I'm so in love with Bono


*has passed out* Not breathing so might need Bono to help with that.
He would not have to say anything at all.Just look at me, do the sleeve thing or what ever.I just love Bono
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