U2 Pickup Lines...

[UV2001]

Originally posted by JessicaAnn:
Bono wouldn't have to say a word to me ... he could just flash me those baby blues and I would be his.

Very true

 

[WildHonee]

*bumps* out of nowhere

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Love me, give me soul.

Magic magic magic Joe Houdini.....

 

[Can'tSeeOrBeSeen]

Originally posted by blueeyes:
A beautiful woman stands alone in a bar

The Fly: *Struts up to woman, stands with his back to her then turns around and looks over the top of his sunglasses* Hey baby, my ass isn't going to grab itself!

Macphisto: *Walks up, hands the woman a martini* I'm so sorry darling, if the horns have frightened you at all...but you know what they say about a man in horns...No? Well would you like to know what they say about a man in horns?

I've never seen this thread before. OMG!! I'm crying, it's too much!!! The Fly's just about killed me!! I could totally see him doing that.


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"Never trust a man who tells you it's from the heart, never trust a man smoking a cigar, never trust a cowboy or a man who wears shades..." - Bono

"I would certainly consider myself to be one of the inventors of the mullet."
- Bono