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Niamh_Saoirse

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Hi Girls!!

Have you ever tried the U2 Oracle? it usually gives very odd and funny answers, and the answer to my question wasn't an exception: i asked..."Will i ever meet Bono again?" And the oracle answered: "You are an accident waiting to happen..." LMAO!!
Now, i know i'm a looker, but i don't want to be the cause of divorce among the members of the band!!!!!!!!
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LOL

You have to try it girls! It's deadly!
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*Flavia*
 
Oh God! I'm getting addicted to this Oracle thingy...I've just asked: Why did Bono chose me to dance with him? The answer was: "Because Grace overpowers karma; Grace rewards where rewards are not justified."

LOL..This answer is quiet funny, considering my U2 concert story, don't you think?
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*Flavia*
 
Good Idea!!
I'll visit right now!
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Originally posted by Niamh_Saoirse:
Hi Girls!!

Have you ever tried the U2 Oracle? it usually gives very odd and funny answers, and the answer to my question wasn't an exception: i asked..."Will i ever meet Bono again?" And the oracle answered: "You are an accident waiting to happen..." LMAO!!
Now, i know i'm a looker, but i don't want to be the cause of divorce among the members of the band!!!!!!!!
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LOL

You have to try it girls! It's deadly!
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*Flavia*



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Bono: Meet me at motel "Hawkmoon 269"
 
I've tried it before!! I asked it if I was gonna get tickets to the Vegas show and I was told to "Watch more TV." And you'd better believe that I did just that.
SH- the url is http://u2.com/homepage/oracle_detail.html methinks.

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Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such cartoons as "Christmas Ape" and "Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp."

[This message has been edited by mocool12 (edited 09-24-2001).]
 
The oracle is the most hilarious thing in the world! The other day I asked "Why are U2 so amazing?" and the answer was "It's all about drums!" LOL, I think the oracle is Larry in disguise
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"Tonight Slane Castle belongs to me" - Bono, 1st Sept 2001
 
I asked "Will I ever meet the band?" it said "you'll be the first to know."
*waits for phone call*...

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"The goal is elevation"
"Midnight is when the day begins"
 
A while ago I asked when U2 will stop by the GA line to chat and say hi. The answer was Don't expect, suggest.

Pretty good answer so I will do it the next time I meet them.
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"U2 on it?s own is a very interesting group and all. But U2 with it?s audience is a culture" - Bono

"Miami, New Orleans, London, Belfast and Stockholm, YEAH! " ~ Bono in Stay, Sthlm 9th july 2001
 
You know... I remember going there a while and asking if there would be a third leg... and it said "It's too much work for your Auntie".

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It's no secret that the stars, are falling from the sky...
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-Kathleen-

"I'm a big nsync fan, but then again, I eat my own crap...." - Triumph
 
Originally posted by Truly:
The oracle is the most hilarious thing in the world! The other day I asked "Why are U2 so amazing?" and the answer was "It's all about drums!" LOL, I think the oracle is Larry in disguise
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ooo!!!!!!


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~*Mona*~
Bono Representative of the Ambassadorship of the World for L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"Bono doesn't often sing without the shades. When he does, you know he means Business." ~Matt McGee~

"What you don't have, you don't need it now. What you don't know, you can feel it somehow."~U2~
 
Originally posted by She ls Raging:
You know... I remember going there a while and asking if there would be a third leg... and it said "It's too much work for your Auntie".


Ya know, the Oracle does seem to be quoting aunties a lot these days! I got a response saying "some places are like your auntie". In fact, I was asking where I could find the band hanging out in Chicago! Strange little Oracle...

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This signature for rent
 
So: Does anyone know which auntie is Oracle referring to??
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Bono: Meet me at motel "Hawkmoon 269"
 
how does adam clayton like his coffee in the morning?
--if u want to kiss the sky better learn how to kneel (was that a sexual reference?)LOL

and..for larry..

what does larry do first thing in the morning?--rock n roll is about blowing people's head's off.

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"What fish don't know"--Marshall McLuhan

http://www.envy.nu/u2webring/u2.htm

http://pussygalore.blogspot.com
 
LOL !!! and LOL again !!!

I asked:
'Does Edge has a nice bootie?'
(I know, I know - stupid Q to ask but what can I do - I'm a freak !!!
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)and the answer was:
'A dangerous idea that almost makes sense'
Makes u think isn't it?

...and another one:
'What about B's vasectomy?'
answer:
'Dream out loud !'
 
Originally posted by madzia:

'What about B's vasectomy?'
WHAAAAAAT?!


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~*Mona*~
Bono Representative of the Ambassadorship of the World for L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"Bono doesn't often sing without the shades. When he does, you know he means Business." ~Matt McGee~

"What you don't have, you don't need it now. What you don't know, you can feel it somehow."~U2~
 
OMG!
I asked "Why does Larry look so young?"
Answer: "It's all about the drums".

I asked : "When will I dance with Bono?"
Answer "When the moon has turned red".

I asked ****"What makes Macphisto so damn cool?"
Answer: "Mother sucking rock and roll!"
AMEN!
-Freaked out Bluey


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Blueeyes, Chair-Lemon of L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEEEEE!" :)
 
Originally posted by blueeyes:

I asked ****"What makes Macphisto so damn cool?"
Answer: "Mother sucking rock and roll!"
AMEN!
-Freaked out Bluey
lol Bluey!



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~*Mona*~
Bono Representative of the Ambassadorship of the World for L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"Bono doesn't often sing without the shades. When he does, you know he means Business." ~Matt McGee~

"What you don't have, you don't need it now. What you don't know, you can feel it somehow."~U2~
 
LMAO this is a great place to hang out at.

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Okay ladies, get ready for this:
your very own mistyrose, aka Tania, has solved the puzzle as to the name of Larry's latest child!!!!
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Q: What is the name of Larry's third child?
A: The Freedom of Zooropa

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Tis true...no wonder it's a secret...can ya imagine stitching that name on a backpack or on underwear???? LOL
 
Okay, I asked: When will U2 play again in Rochester, NY?
A: The cartoon network has become the news

Plus, get a load of this, Bono lovers--

Q: Who is the love of Bono's life?
A: Pop culture. Pop tarts. Pop music and pop stars.

HMMMMMMMM
 
Hmm...this is so fun!!

Q: Where will I meet Larry?

A: A city that never sleeps (unless it wears earplugs).

Well, I'll be in Chicago. I guess that must be the place!
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Elvis is in your mom
 
who i am?

"the spirit of buddy holly and the diet of elvis presley"

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a mexican poet, but not a very good one
 
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