Jenni_Anne
The Fly
Okay, so we've all heard the one about Bono and the light-bulb... e.g. How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. Bono holds the light bulb and the world revolves around him!
but has anyone got any others to donate? I have a few...
Larry is tinkering around with his motorbike while Bono goes out for a night on the tiles.
When Bono comes back, Larry is still sitting there, covered in grease, fiddling with something.
"What's the matter, Larry?" Bono asked.
"Piston broke," came the reply.
"Yeah, sho am I..." mumbled Bono.
~*~*~*~
At the studio, Bono and Adam are having a knowledge contest.
"Hey, Adam," smirks Bono, "Let's put some money on this."
"How much would you say, Bono?"
"Well, if one of us can't answer the others question, he has to pay... 10 quid."
"Come now," said Adam, "You were top of the grade at school. How about if I can't answer your questions, I pay you 5 and if you can't answer mine, you pay me 10?"
Bono thought about it, and decided that since he was much smarter than Adam, it wouldn't be that much of a loss, and agreed.
"I'll go first," said Adam, smirking. "What has sixty legs and flies backwards shrieking?"
Bono thought about this long and hard, but to no avail.
"I don't know," he said finally, putting down 10 pounds, "What *does* have sixty legs and flies backwards shrieking?"
Adam pushed back five of the coins. "I don't know either, Bono, I made it up. But here's your money."
One. Bono holds the light bulb and the world revolves around him!
but has anyone got any others to donate? I have a few...
Larry is tinkering around with his motorbike while Bono goes out for a night on the tiles.
When Bono comes back, Larry is still sitting there, covered in grease, fiddling with something.
"What's the matter, Larry?" Bono asked.
"Piston broke," came the reply.
"Yeah, sho am I..." mumbled Bono.
~*~*~*~
At the studio, Bono and Adam are having a knowledge contest.
"Hey, Adam," smirks Bono, "Let's put some money on this."
"How much would you say, Bono?"
"Well, if one of us can't answer the others question, he has to pay... 10 quid."
"Come now," said Adam, "You were top of the grade at school. How about if I can't answer your questions, I pay you 5 and if you can't answer mine, you pay me 10?"
Bono thought about it, and decided that since he was much smarter than Adam, it wouldn't be that much of a loss, and agreed.
"I'll go first," said Adam, smirking. "What has sixty legs and flies backwards shrieking?"
Bono thought about this long and hard, but to no avail.
"I don't know," he said finally, putting down 10 pounds, "What *does* have sixty legs and flies backwards shrieking?"
Adam pushed back five of the coins. "I don't know either, Bono, I made it up. But here's your money."