U2 Horoscopes

[BAW]

I don't know how I came across this site and I know it's most likely a bunch of rubbish, but here are some readings for the boys. There are some very "interesting" things in Bono and Adam's charts, uh, especially Bono's. Here is a little sample:

Adam:

Add some green and brown to your wardrobe. Get a little kinky with food. Find new uses for chocolate sauce and licorice whips. Eat Ben and Jerry's ice cream off your lovers nipples

Bono:

Essentially, you need to be assured that everything's O.K., safe and secure. Once that's taken care of you are ready for gracious living. That is to say, you need some good food, antique furniture and passionate sex, possibly with extra probing fingers. You like to touch nice things, own nice things, wear nice things, eat nice things and have nice things.

Find yourself on secret getaways and close encounters of the intimate kind. Buy a hot tub or make the most of your bathing space. You might benefit from a weekly enema. (oh my)

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[This message has been edited by Bono's American Wife (edited 02-08-2002).]

 

[Lilly]

Dirty.

I started out my day with a lot of swearing. I said f*ck a lot. I think it was because I had a Larry shirt on...BAD Larry! BAAAAD fookin Larry! My horoscope told me to watch my language.

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It's the puppets that pull the strings.

*You're very kind. Most people laugh when they see my googly eye.*

+fabulous+

The Edge, it's a direct object.

 

[BAW]

Originally posted by Lilly:
Dirty.

I started out my day with a lot of swearing. I said f*ck a lot. I think it was because I had a Larry shirt on...BAD Larry! BAAAAD fookin Larry! My horoscope told me to watch my language.

Yeah, kind of dirty. I was kinda shocked as I read it because it started out as a standard, run of the mill personality chart and the dirty parts were kind of hidden. Larry and Edge didn't have any dirty parts, as least as far as I read.

 

[wildhoney22]

From Larry's profile:

You're enthusiastic and generous. In love you enjoy moments of risky and risque fun. For luck in love, burn gold candles. Buy a gold lamp to illuminate your love making.

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*~*?*~*~ Katie ~*~*?*~*
"And the Lord said 'Humble thyself, Bono!'" ~ Bono

"It's not like a family. It's like a street gang." ~ Larry

But you know there's something more
Tonight, tonight, tonight

 

[madonna's child]

Originally posted by Lilly:
Dirty.

I started out my day with a lot of swearing. I said f*ck a lot. I think it was because I had a Larry shirt on...BAD Larry! BAAAAD fookin Larry! My horoscope told me to watch my language.

you have a Larry shirt? what does it look like? I have a shirt I call my Larry shirt, because it looks like one of his shirts. (Very tight, with lots of buttons. And, no, I don't button mine either!!!) But it doesn't really have anything to do with Larry.



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"A word I've always liked more than happiness is joy. Happiness is a mood that comes and goes, whereas joy is just there." -Bono

The CIRCLE only has one side.

MESH RULES!!!!!
(thanks to Bono's American Wife)

Love,
Emily

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[spinninghead77]

I have extra probbing fingers... If Bono needs them!

 

[bono-vox]

You're enthusiastic and generous. In love you enjoy moments of risky and risque fun. For luck in love, burn gold candles. Buy a gold lamp to illuminate your love making.

There is this lamp or stick joke/ thing in PLEBA at the moment whats it all about?

 

[Lilly]

Originally posted by madonna's child:

Originally posted by Lilly:
Dirty.

I started out my day with a lot of swearing. I said f*ck a lot. I think it was because I had a Larry shirt on...BAD Larry! BAAAAD fookin Larry! My horoscope told me to watch my language.

you have a Larry shirt? what does it look like? I have a shirt I call my Larry shirt, because it looks like one of his shirts. (Very tight, with lots of buttons. And, no, I don't button mine either!!!) But it doesn't really have anything to do with Larry.

It's that black and white pic of Larry squatting one with his arms folded, one with them down and another with them folded and his head in it. I'll see if I can locate it for you.


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It's the puppets that pull the strings.

*You're very kind. Most people laugh when they see my googly eye.*

+fabulous+

The Edge, it's a direct object.

 

[WildHonee]

*SIREN*

DOOD nobody alerted the Porn Patrol.

*patrols the thread*

EXCELLENT job, ladies

OOOO Bono needs to add RED to his wardrobe!!!!!!

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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~Bono

"This DEFINITELY needs a disclaimer before the post! Women,small children & Mona may die!" ~Fishy~

"I still believe that you're the Smut Messiah"

The Man Corral

 

[BAW]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
*SIREN*

DOOD nobody alerted the Porn Patrol.

*patrols the thread*

EXCELLENT job, ladies

OOOO Bono needs to add RED to his wardrobe!!!!!!

I've been picked up by the porn patrol!!!!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Bono's American Wife:

I've been picked up by the porn patrol!!!!

Indeed. Don't make Lawrence use his night stick on you.

ALSO on that site they had a thing where you can test compatibility with Bono or whoever.

Included in mine:

Your union can be hot-blooded, vigorous, vital, obsessive and competitive, although perhaps not in the typical sense. Bono can energize and motivate Mona. Mona might find Bono to be a might impulsive, rash, and pugnacious. There's some volatile, explosive and original energy here. You two turn each other on.

Daring action and healthy appetites can drive you two fast and far. Bono can literally spur Mona to reach new levels of stimulation. Mona will probably find Bono to be a bit of a pain.

*falls off the solar system*


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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~Bono

"This DEFINITELY needs a disclaimer before the post! Women,small children & Mona may die!" ~Fishy~

"I still believe that you're the Smut Messiah"

The Man Corral

 

[BAW]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

Originally posted by Bono's American Wife:

I've been picked up by the porn patrol!!!!

Indeed. Don't make Lawrence use his night stick on you.

ALSO on that site they had a thing where you can test compatibility with Bono or whoever.

Included in mine:

Your union can be hot-blooded, vigorous, vital, obsessive and competitive, although perhaps not in the typical sense. Bono can energize and motivate Mona. Mona might find Bono to be a might impulsive, rash, and pugnacious. There's some volatile, explosive and original energy here. You two turn each other on.

Daring action and healthy appetites can drive you two fast and far. Bono can literally spur Mona to reach new levels of stimulation. Mona will probably find Bono to be a bit of a pain.

*falls off the solar system*

Have I warned you girls that I have a heart condition?

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Bono's American Wife:
Have I warned you girls that I have a heart condition?

Hey, me too!!!

BONO: Not good fer business

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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~Bono

"This DEFINITELY needs a disclaimer before the post! Women,small children & Mona may die!" ~Fishy~

"I still believe that you're the Smut Messiah"

The Man Corral

 

[BAW]

Okay Mona, I did my compatibility chart and it is hilarious!!! Bono needs to cook stew for me? I can introduce him to live music? Read on...

Charlene knows how to provide Bono with mysterious pleasures. Charlene knows what Bono likes. Charlene can sway Bono through original, non-conforming charm and style. Bono feels warm-hearted, and affectionate inclined toward Charlene. A harmonious and diverse blend of comfort, pleasure and luxury are necessary for this relationship to work. You two need to create an equilibrium between pleasure and other powers.

Charlene could feel that Bono is an eccentric. In fact, Charlene could also be quite a "character." Before you become lovers, see if you are friends. This could become an unusual relationships between two outstanding characters. It could start fast and turn wild.

Trust can become an issue here. Bono could find Charlene to be glamorous, charismatic and even hypnotic. This could be an ideal or fantasy relationship. It is important to note the difference between fantasies and unrealistic expectations. It will take a big effort, however Bono would be wise to take off the rose colored glasses and get another perspective on Charlene. Charlene could bring refined aesthetic tastes, original art and live music into the relationship. It would be good for Bono to cook soup and stews for Charlene. This relationship will work better straight and sober. Also, you two need to harness the power of prayer.


[This message has been edited by Bono's American Wife (edited 02-09-2002).]

 

[Kristie]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

ALSO on that site they had a thing where you can test compatibility with Bono or whoever.

oo, I will play with this...
Me+Adam: Each one of you has a degree of psychic power. Learn to dance together. Share a ride on a water bed. (Yee-haw!) The two of you could benefit through camping trips together. Like a bolt out of the blue, there is something brilliant, unexpected and original about this relationship. Individual bursts of initiative could spice your life together like hot peppers. Adam could feel that Kristie is an eccentric. This could become an unusual relationships between two outstanding characters. It could start fast and turn kinky.

Me+Bono is... really similar to me+adam

Me+Larry: We could write a whole book about the looks that Larry gives. We'd have a chapter on staring and a chapter on x-ray
vision. No doubt people say things about Larry's eyes: "If looks could kill," etc. This relationship features harmony, diversity and a touch of obsession. It is anything but typical. You two can turn each other on in rather original, non-conforming ways. Kristie can enhance the mystery and bring out the power of Larry (I can unleash the beast within!!). Daring action and healthy appetites can drive you two fast and far. Kristie can literally spur Larry to reach new levels of stimulation. Larry will probably find Kristie to be a bit of a pain.

Edgie doesn't get one, cos I don't want to defile him. He's still totally adorable, though.
I have far too much time on my hands...

 

[madonna's child]

Originally posted by Lilly:
It's that black and white pic of Larry squatting one with his arms folded, one with them down and another with them folded and his head in it. I'll see if I can locate it for you.

<---is jealous. I wish I had a REAL Larry shirt.



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"A word I've always liked more than happiness is joy. Happiness is a mood that comes and goes, whereas joy is just there." -Bono

The CIRCLE only has one side.

MESH RULES!!!!!
(thanks to Bono's American Wife)

Love,
Emily

Visit my webpage for U2 wallpapers:
www.geocities.com/springtime5348/index.html