Top Ten Reasons Why They Keep Adam in the Band

[CatDubh]

10. Larry refuses to be the only blonde.
9. Someone in the band has to admit to being a rock star.
8. Great middle finger to Britain.
7. No more David Bowie impersonations.
6. Ingratiation with American tobacco industry.
5. Larry would miss ripping on Bono and Edge through every concert.
4. No one else looks good in a skirt.
3. Someone has to know where the manager is.
2. Someone has to protect Larry from the men in gay bars.
1. Bono needs someone to discuss literary theory with.



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Zooming in
Zooming out
Nothing I can't do without
A lens to see it all up close
Magnifying what no one knows
Never in company
Never alone
No car alarm
No cellular phone - Adam Clayton / Passengers

***Sparky's Whore***

RSOC's Sparky Shrine

 

[*Scarlet*]

LMAO, CatDubh, these are 10 VERY good reasons for keeping Adam in the band...
and I'd like to add one reason:

11. U2 wouldn't be U2 without him...

KISSES!
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*Scarlet*
THE ROYAL KITE OF LANGUAGE FOR L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"Come on, take me away
come take me away".......

 

[oliveu2cm]

LOL!!

12. Someone needs to be the nude model.
13. They need someone to tell all their secrets to.
14. Someone needs to actually look good in women's clothes.

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Girl comes up to me says Hey Bono,
I want to play with your band, Sweet Jane...

* U2TakeMeHigher *

[This message has been edited by oliveu2cm (edited 10-25-2001).]

 

[Gina Marie]

LMAO!! Those are great, esp 'someone has to protect Larry from the men in gay bars'- That's FOR SURE

15. Someone has to have the BIGGEST_____!!!

 

[mad1]

16. Someone HAS to look like and be a pychodelic shagadelic shag with afro to create a hot impression on all horny fans.

17. Someone HAS to be a top bassist with style.

18. Someone HAS to make Ms Cat hot to the point she strips off and jumps on stage......

yes all very very good reasons!!!!!

 

[AM]

19. He?s still available (there?s hope!!!)
20. He?s a kick-ass bass player
21. Someone has to teach the others to be cool

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"The bass player's got it. The bass player's fucking got it." Bono, Boston 6-9-01

 

[Gina Marie]

*this one will get be beat up by the RSOC members*

22. Someone has to date psycho self-absorbed supermodels

*thank God that's history*

 

[oliveu2cm]

23. Someone has to have "all the gear"
24. There had to be some guy out there Larry had a crush on

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Girl comes up to me says Hey Bono,
I want to play with your band, Sweet Jane...

* U2TakeMeHigher *

 

[AM]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
*this one will get be beat up by the RSOC members*

22. Someone has to date psycho self-absorbed supermodels

*thank God that's history*

be careful, be very, very careful

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"The bass player's got it. The bass player's fucking got it." Bono, Boston 6-9-01

 

[Gina Marie]

Aw, Larry has a 'crush' on Sparky-Larry is the new honorary member of the RSOC...

25. Someone has to have the sexiest, most 'edible' neck-well, it's tough-they all have quite yummy necks...

 

[Gina Marie]

Originally posted by AM:

be careful, be very, very careful

:

YIKES!!

*runs from AM*

OK, how bout..

Someone has to cuddle w/ AM every night..

Someone has to dump that Suzy chick as soon as he sees AM

 

[mad1]

25. SOMEONE has to make a bass guitar look ultra-mega cool!!!!

[This message has been edited by mad1 (edited 10-26-2001).]

 

[CatDubh]

Originally posted by mad1:
18. Someone HAS to make Ms Cat hot to the point she strips off and jumps on stage......

yes all very very good reasons!!!!!

ROTF!!!

Indeed, Madison!

And there must be at least ONE chin high up in the air!

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***Sparky's Whore***