The PLEBA Glossary - Now available in Regular or Extra Crunchy

[Echo]

I've just made a major update to the Frictionary. Follow the link in my sig and you'll see that the following terms/PLEBAns have been added:

Bono's Babe
Bonochick
Elizabeth
It's American Beauty all over again!
ScottPhisto Society
Ana
HippyActress
Izzybeth
Julie
SpinningHead
PLEBA Mansion
ScottPhisto Vending Machines
Frictionary ('bout time!)
Raunch Ranch
Malibu Bono

Also, the following have been UPDATED!

ScottPhisto
Mona
Echo
Bonavoix
Discoteque
Mullen Girl


Now then, listen up everyone! I want to have more and better entries for the PLEBAns themselves. Some of your entries are sadly non-descriptive and do not do you justice! If you feel youre not being properly represented, just tell me what you want readers of the Frictionary to know about you and I'll see that it happens.

That includes YOU, newbies! Don't be shy, now! Check out the entries for myself, ScottPhisto, and Mona. EVERYONE'S should be that descriptive. So speak up!

There's an entry, "Locations," where I've tried to record where all the PLEBA girls are from, to illustrate how PLEBA is a worldwide phenomenon. If you dont see your home town on the list, please tell me so I can add it!

Also, if anyone feels certain entries for jargon/clubs are obsolete or incomplete, let me know. A lot of the clubs, like LAYS, I never see anymore (sadly) and wonder if I shouldnt pare down the Glossary a bit by removing them.

Thanks for contributing, everyone. Remember, you can't spell PLEBA without "U"

Oh wait, actually it looks like you can...hmm...


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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

Hell hath no fury like the vast robot army of a woman scorned.

"Now you stop all this naked foolishness and go outside!
It's too nice a day to be stupid indoors!" - Ren Hoek

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!


[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 12-27-2001).]

 

[elizabeth]

YAY!!!!!!!!

WOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

I'm in! I'm in! I'm in!!!!!!!!!!!!

(*sigh* the glossary, not the pants....I can only dream of that....)

BUT I'M IN THE GLOSSARY!!!!!!!

and it's accurate! oooooh sooooo accurate....

 

[spinninghead77]

Yah!!! I am honored to be in the glossary. I guess that this makes me a full fledged PLEBA girl!!! Woo Hoo!!!!

*Dances around with Glee*

Thanks Echo!!! Your awesome!!

 

[oktobergirl]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

This is too great!!!!!!!!!!!!
My favorite still is "inter pantal control".

Priceless.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by oktobergirl:
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

This is too great!!!!!!!!!!!!
My favorite still is "inter pantal control".

Priceless.

*bow*

P.S. Gecho, man, the thread title. Now I'm starvin'

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"If I knew who I was I wouldn't be an artist, I wouldn't be in a band, I wouldn't be here screaming for a living." ~Bono~

"The moment an artist loses his personality and magnetism, the moment his secret leaks out, the curtain comes down on his prosperity" ~Houdini~

"Listen....I could be a genius if I weren't so lazy"

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Echo:

It's American Beauty all over again!

HOO-AH!

Oo put that in. And ScottPhisto is the Slurpee Man.

And Peter Gabriel wants me for some mystical journey.

P.S. You can't spell TEAMWORK without EWOK.

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"If I knew who I was I wouldn't be an artist, I wouldn't be in a band, I wouldn't be here screaming for a living." ~Bono~

"The moment an artist loses his personality and magnetism, the moment his secret leaks out, the curtain comes down on his prosperity" ~Houdini~

"Listen....I could be a genius if I weren't so lazy"

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
P.S. You can't spell TEAMWORK without EWOK.

LMAO oh man.

I'm gonna be up all night thinking up more stuff like that.


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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

Hell hath no fury like the vast robot army of a woman scorned.

"Now you stop all this naked foolishness and go outside!
It's too nice a day to be stupid indoors!" - Ren Hoek

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

 

[moon_is_playing_tricks]

Hi Echo...

You've got most of my description right...

I thought I'd give you some stuff to add... after all, you did say you wanted some more witty stuff, right?

Here goes:

Owner of the do-it-yourself studded U2 jeans and walking neon sign (bedazzled t-shirt) on *BOTH* sides... the band on my chest, and Larry on my back... I told Disco that I wouldn't feel comfortable if I met Larry and he'd be standing there looking at me, seeing his face displayed on my rather large chest. So, I put him on my back. However, as I type this, I'm wearing Larry on my chest (no, I'm not wearing my special bedazzled t-shirt on backwards... just made another shirt) and I like it.

Has been known to lapse into catatonic shock with the mere mention of Larry or any part of Larry thereof.

Likes to drool on Disco's carpet because it's just cool to drool, and what better place to drool than Disco's carpet?

Has admitted to playing the accordion to Larry himself, and even Adam got a chuckle out of it... poor me. Hey, I liked playing accordion, and hell, if Larry asked me to play with him, I would have! My accordion was black and white and I used to purposely break it so I wouldn't have to practice. I hated to practice but loved to play. I didn't really appreciate the fact that I looked extremely dorky standing there with that instrument strapped to my chest. It was not cool. Now, drums are cool. If I had a drum strapped to my chest, I would have felt better, because a drum strapped to my chest would have looked *cool*.

OK... I think that's it. If I come up with more, I'll let you know.

Moonie

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If you ask me, I think it's all about drums.
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"If a student with an accordion had come along, I would've played with them ya know...that was where I was at, I was that desperate to play with somebody."
(Larry, about his Mount Temple days, before forming U2)

*Larry, I played accordion. Can I have a drumstick?*
From the heart, on a blue sign, 11-18-01, Vegas

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Tonight the moon has drawn its curtains
It's a private show no one else going to know
I'm wanting

(If You Wear That Velvet Dress)
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Hit Gurl

[This message has been edited by moon_is_playing_tricks (edited 12-27-2001).]

[This message has been edited by moon_is_playing_tricks (edited 12-27-2001).]

 

[izzybeth]

Thanks, Echo! I feel so accepted. ^_^

But I do think it should be made clear that elizabeth and I are not the same person even though we are. I've apparently stolen her life. Hee. :: runs off with elizabeth's life and pant-obsession ::

izzy (muhuhahahaha.)

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you are allowed to shoot me if my sig gets over five lines.
Perpetual Newbie in the ScottPhisto Society
"I invented cool. And you're on a boat with me." -Larry Mullen, Jr. (at Sellafield)
"Some artists become dull when they stop drinking or drugging, but Adam's not one of them. He's his old self. He loses none of his rubber-band-shooting,water-gun-squirting, public-disrobing spirit when he doesn't drink." - Bono

 

[Giant Lemon]

Great updates, Echo!

I was wondering if maybe I could get an entry in the glossary. *blushes like the Edge* After all, I did make the infamous Bono mix that everyone seems to enjoy.

 

[mrsmullen]

i just spent an hour reading the entire fricionary. then i contemplated writing a script including every word in it because THAT would be the ultimate in PLEBA glory. maybe later.

alison

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It doesn't matter what songs we sing. I'm a drummer. Chicks dig me. - Larry

 

[hippy]

AWWWWW!!! I feel so INCLUDED!

Here's some more about me...

Not only am I Executive Officer of Candy Distribution for the ScottPhisto Society...

I have also not proclaimed a specific alliance or preference for any one member of U2...I'm an equal opportunity gal!

I hail from Miami, FL.

I have a sick addiction that has led me to make over 625 posts in about 3 weeks...

That's about it, I guess I haven't been THAT interesting...if anyone can think of any other little quirks...please tell me!

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"A Bono approved event is a good event!"

You can dream, so dream out loud!

"The way to be optimistic is not to shut your eyes and close your ears." -Bono

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!

[This message has been edited by hippyactress (edited 12-28-2001).]

 

[Echo]

This is all great stuff, guys!

Speak up if you haven't yet; I'll be doing all these revisions in the next couple days.

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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

Hell hath no fury like the vast robot army of a woman scorned.

"Now you stop all this naked foolishness and go outside!
It's too nice a day to be stupid indoors!" - Ren Hoek

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

 

[WildHonee]

BTW Echo, I'm a Ham.

and I own the Bono Crotch Night Light

and I have my own clothing line called Mona's Flamin' Threads

ECHO: Mona, yer entry's already a flippin' NOVEL

*sigh*

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

"There were moments when Bono even earned cheers for simply loosening his shirt"

"Listen....I could be a genius if I weren't so lazy"

 

[clarityat3am]

*waves Larry stick* What about me? (I know... I'm invisible

)

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"It's all about drums."

Whether you love me or hate me you can still email me: clarityat3am@hotmail.com

 

[*~~Bono's_Babe~~*]

OMG!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!! I've been added to the glossary!!!!!!!!!!! *giggles and falls to the floor laughing then stands back up and sits in the chair again* well that was cool!

lol

 

[Bonochick]

Posted in Frictionary:

Bonochick: She keeps us in line.

Hmmm...is that good or bad? *lol*

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"I don't know you,
But you don't know the half of it..."

[This message has been edited by Bonochick (edited 12-28-2001).]

 

[JessicaAnn]

JessicaAnn?
*Lusts after Bono?s Mullett;
*Frequently makes scandalous comments;
*Is in love with Macphisto and owns ?Macphisto Balls? (red and glittery gold Christmas balls ... I mean ornaments).


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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by clarityat3am:
*waves Larry stick* What about me? (I know... I'm invisible

)

What do you mean, What about you? You're in there.

Or did you want something more?

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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

Hell hath no fury like the vast robot army of a woman scorned.

"Now you stop all this naked foolishness and go outside!
It's too nice a day to be stupid indoors!" - Ren Hoek

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

 

[elizabeth]

BTW-
thanks for clarifying the izzybeth/elizabeth issue.

we are getting in trouble over at fanfiction, where all these people emailed me to congratulate me on moving onto slash!

i went "!"

turns out my doppleganger was at it again...
but she's been at it a lot longer than I have...

and we do LOVE adam's pants, don't we?


and also, a huge YAY for waxed wind!

 

[WildHonee]

Just taking inventory to see how much damage I'm responsible for:

1. *is scandalized*
2. *snorts*
3. Baste
4. Boniface Bon-uh-fice BonoVox
5. Bono Crotch Night Light (well maybe not responsible for it, but I own it)
6. Bon Jovi Soap Caddy
7. BonoParts
8. Buttons....well the BOOTIN part, anyway
9. Cranberry Sauce
10. Defile
11. Elevation Technician
12. Frictionary
13. Frottage Cottage
14. Gee-tar
15. Ginormous
16. Hoo-ah!
17. Hot Pockets
18. Hot Slice o Piety
19. Innuendo (I haven't used that in awhile)
20. Interpantal control
21. IT'S AMERICAN BEAUTY ALL OVER AGAIN!!!
22. Larry's Meat
23. Malibu Bono!
24. Man Cleavage (You girls owe my brother for this one)
25. Man Groove
26. Moaner (I think Disco named me this)
27. Mona
28. Now I'm starvin'
29. Phona
30. Rackem Frackem
31. Raunch Ranch
32. Recockulous
33. SCANDAL!
34. Screw
35. Script (together with me fellow playwrights, we had a revolution)
36. Smooth Criminal (yeah buddy)
37. Snooker (well I made a new definition)
38. Tamale (THE KING OF KINGS)
39. The U2 Fuzzies
40. VIVA LA REVOLUCION!
41. Waxed Wind
42. Yams
43. Zucchinis

*sigh* My parents would be so proud

Hey where my Love you Lettuce thing?

and O MY DAD?!

LMAO This is my most depressing post EVER.

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

"There were moments when Bono even earned cheers for simply loosening his shirt"

"Listen....I could be a genius if I weren't so lazy"

 

[Mirrorball Girl]

You could add Madison, WI to the locations list!

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"The minute anybody starts telling you what God thinks, or exactly why he does such and such, beware. People should never try to make God in man's image, and that's what they're constantly doing." - Madeleine L'Engle, 1963

"Some of my best friends are women. Some of my best friends dress up as women too." - Bono, Hot Press interview

"don't give up, you've got the music in you..."

 

[izzybeth]

Originally posted by Mirrorball Girl:
You could add Madison, WI to the locations list!

Hey, you too? Heh. I knew this town was cool.

izzy ("you love this town")

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you are allowed to shoot me if my sig gets over five lines.
Perpetual Newbie in the ScottPhisto Society
"I invented cool. And you're on a boat with me." -Larry Mullen, Jr. (at Sellafield)
"Some artists become dull when they stop drinking or drugging, but Adam's not one of them. He's his old self. He loses none of his rubber-band-shooting,water-gun-squirting, public-disrobing spirit when he doesn't drink." - Bono

 

[spinninghead77]

You could also add Brampton, Ontario, Canada

 

[Discoteque]

ONLY 43 items Moner??? Goodness, it seems like SO MUCH MORE!!!

Lettuce, lettuce, love you lettuce...the phrase that pays...and wakes me up in the morning...

And where would we be without 'O my Dad.' ??? *is #1*

Thanks for the update, Echo, yay!!

I plan to spread the news, the excitement, the joy of the Pleba Frictionary!!

Just taking inventory to see how much damage I'm responsible for:

1. *is scandalized*
43. Zucchinis

*sigh* My parents would be so proud

Hey where my Love you Lettuce thing?

and O MY DAD?!

LMAO This is my most depressing post EVER.

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Originally posted by Mirrorball Girl:
You could add Madison, WI to the locations list!

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Hey, you too? Heh. I knew this town was cool.

izzy ("you love this town")

LOVE Mad-town. MISS Mad-town.

Used to practically live there. Now in Dallas. And it ain't nearly as cool or as much fun here(really!).




[This message has been edited by Discoteque (edited 12-28-2001).]

 

[Burning_Azalea]

Hmm... ya need additions, Echo?

1)Mona has seen the American Beauty scenario in many situations. However, not all of them are U2-related. She once referencd the movie in relation to a picture of George W. Bush being pecked by a turkey in a very embarrasing spot!

2)The "state of utter confusion" is a good one to put in Locations!(I am usually in it...)

3)ROTFL at the Curse of Edge! I'm not sure if that happens 'cos we are kindly people, or 'cos some of us are two-timing Edg--
*spots Bono walking past in leather pants*
*faints*


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Larry's always been tough. He can laugh heartily telling the story of how as little kids on Christmas Eve he and his sister kept pestering their father,saying, "I think I hear Santa, Dad! I think I hear Santa!" Until their annoyed old man said "There is no Santa Claus! Now go to sleep!"

--Bill Flanagan,U2 at the End of the World

[This message has been edited by Burning_Azalea (edited 12-28-2001).]

 

[Echo]

Just to make sure you guys dont miss any new ones, The following entries are new:

Viva la Revolucion!
Hoo-ah
HiLarryous
Waxed Wind
Jessica Ann
Bono's Crotch Night Light
Giant Lemon
Curse of the Edge Girls

These have been updated:

Mona
Hippy Actress
Locations
Izzybeth

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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

Hell hath no fury like the vast robot army of a woman scorned.

"Now you stop all this naked foolishness and go outside!
It's too nice a day to be stupid indoors!" - Ren Hoek

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

 

[mocool12]

Originally posted by Echo:
Locations

Who else here lives in Tucson? WHOOO?!
It is oh-so-lonely here...
Actually I'm in Yuma right now.
Nice w/ the frizzictionary Echo.

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by Bonochick:
Hmmm...is that good or bad? *lol*

Forgive me, but I was treading the thin line between tipping my hat to you and inducting you into the hormonal madness.

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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

Hell hath no fury like the vast robot army of a woman scorned.

"Now you stop all this naked foolishness and go outside!
It's too nice a day to be stupid indoors!" - Ren Hoek

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Okay, I am not new here. I did something to my account under MissVelvetDress and disabled my posting privileges, because of this I had to register a new name: MissVelvetDress_75, how original?! LOL! Thank God I can post, I was going crazy not being able to post in PLEBA, I was having PLEBA withdrawals.

Anyway, what does one need to do get a spot in your Glossary?

[This message has been edited by MissVelvetDress_75 (edited 12-28-2001).]