The Pilgrimage

[WildHonee]

Last night I was on IM with my friend Meghan. This is how our conversation went:

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MEG: BTW, in Border's they have this big cardboard display of U2.

MONA: Heheh cardboard Adam.

MEG: It's for the CD or something.

MONA: Are you sure? That's OLD.

MEG: MacPhisto looks really good in the picture.

MONA: MacPhisto's there?

MEG: Yeah all 4 of them.

MONA: MacPhisto has horns.

MEG: Wait.....ok I got MacPhisto mixed up with Edge

MONA: BBBWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!

MEG: Shut up. Good picture of Larry too.

MONA: And Bono?

Meg: What about him?

MONA: Gr.

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So I told Julie about this and we decided to go on a little pilgrimage after school today.

1. We listened to Pop in the car and I made her listen to the beginning of Velvet Dress really loud. *seduce* We were scandalized

2. We bought SPIN!!!!!! Yay! I owe Julie $$$

3. We wandered all over the store, eventually made it to the music section and Julie goes "I SEE IT!!!!" and so we approached this cardboard poster thing propped up on the shelf against the wall and just STARED at it. It must be like 2 ft sqaure.

JULIE & MONA: *stare*

JULIE: Edge looks pretty.

MONA: Ha! They put Bono in the front and the camera's tilted up so he looks taller!....what's on Adam's shirt?

JULIE: Bullets?

MONA: I like Edge's pants. I want those.

JULIE: !!!!!

MONA: To WEAR.

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and after a bit we asked a lady what they did with the pictures after they were done with them, and then she sent us to a desk and the guy we needed to see WASN'T THERE TODAY. But the guy who WAS there said we could leave the music guy a note and he'd get back to us.

*fun*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If we get it, Julie gets the half with Edge and Adam; and I get Bono and Larry *droool*

My mother will think I'm psychotic. I'll do puppet shows with them.....

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[WildHonee]

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

JULIE: We should've taken the elevator.

MONA: No, I'm scared of elevators!!!

JULIE: But...you want to BE an elevator.
(elevation technician)

heheh I was scandalized in the mall. O my.

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There was a pretty man in Border's and we named him Bruce!! OK

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[Gina Marie]

I want Larry and Edge.

I'll have to see if my Borders has it, and 'kiss up' to the 'music guy'.

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If you are really good friends with The Edge, you can just call him The~ Adam

The right side of my brain is kinda redundant~ Larry

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:

I want Larry and Edge.

I'll have to see if my Borders has it, and 'kiss up' to the 'music guy'.

I'm excited! *cardboard* I'll like sleep on top of my cardboard Irish men. *wrinkle*


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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[elizabeth]

Originally posted by WildHonee:


MONA: I like Edge's pants. I want those.

hello? pot? this is the kettle?
who likes PANTS now? HMMMMMMMMMMM?

 

[JessicaAnn]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
QUOTE OF THE DAY:

JULIE: We should've taken the elevator.

MONA: No, I'm scared of elevators!!!

JULIE: But...you want to BE an elevator.
(elevation technician)

heheh I was scandalized in the mall. O my.

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There was a pretty man in Border's and we named him Bruce!! OK

Bwaaaaaahhhhhh! Scandalized in the mall.


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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by elizabeth:

hello? pot? this is the kettle?
who likes PANTS now? HMMMMMMMMMMM?

lol! ggrrr Edge had cool jeans! I wanted to wear them! I SWEAR!!!!!! I hope Elizabeth's....eh....CONDITION isn't contagious.....

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[FallDownJulie]

*giggle*

that was good fun!

the best part was that if someone were watching us, they'd think we were insane! we drove ALL the way to this book store, wandered around searching frantically for something, then ran to the back of the store and stared at the wall for about 20 minutes.

lol! i poked the poster and Mona flipped out!

"you can't do that!!"

hee hee! touchin' the holiness.

speaking of touching and holiness.... oh, i don't know..., but (i didn't want to mention this in the store) Mona, i think Edgie was a bit... *ahem* happy to see us...


Sean's my new boyfriend.




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~FDJ*

(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)

"Don't follow your dreams.... run with them"

 

[madonna's child]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

I'm excited! *cardboard* I'll like sleep on top of my cardboard Irish men. *wrinkle*

so you like to be on top? you're that kind of girl, huh...

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Happy Hannukah!

"Revolution starts at home, in your heart, in your refusal to compromise your beliefs and your values." - Bono

"And I wear gray underwear." -Bono

Love,
Emily

Visit my webpage for U2 wallpapers:
www.geocities.com/springtime5348/index.html

You hurt yourself, you hurt your lover, then you discover what you thought was freedom is just greed...

 

[JennyBean]

LMAO!! I saw that when I was X-Mas shopping with my mom! I tried to convince my mom to distract the employees while I ran off with it! J/K.

 

[martha]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

My mother will think I'm psychotic.

She already knows, sweetpea, she already knows.

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...a highway with no one on it, a treasure just to look upon it...

[This message has been edited by martha (edited 12-12-2001).]

 

[hippy]

Originally posted by elizabeth:

hello? pot? this is the kettle?

ROFL! Seriously, maybe it's cause it's the middle of the night. But I'm gonna use this in coversation! This is so funny!


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One love, one life...
Give peace a chance!
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

Bono: I don't walk, I swagger! I sashayed once, but just once. It wasn't for me.

 

[blueeyes]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

MEG: MacPhisto looks really good in the picture.

MONA: MacPhisto's there?

MEG: Yeah all 4 of them.

MONA: MacPhisto has horns.

MEG: Wait.....ok I got MacPhisto mixed up with Edge

Okay:

1) How can anyone ALIVE mix Macphisto up with The Edge???? Just wondering.

2) If there was a cardboard Macphisto... Man... Talk about the ultimate knick-knack. *Mind Wanders...Bluey pictures herself dragged out of the bookstore in handcuffs shouting back into the store: "I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU! WAIT FOR ME!"...Ah, yes. Man, that would rock.*

-Bluey

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It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, and Angel gets set on fire. -Jack Handy

[This message has been edited by blueeyes (edited 12-13-2001).]

 

[Scottphisto]

*Becomes CARDBOARD SCOTTPHISTO!!*

*FedEx's self to East Coast*

*Mona signs for package (snicker)*

Me sleepy...

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Devourer of Ewoks

70% water, 30% Chocolatey Goodness!!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[Mullen-Girl]

LMFAO!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!! That is too funny...I can just see ya'll at the mall staring at the cardboard.

Mona:I want to defile it.
Julie: NOOOOO we'll get thrown out then we can't stare at it or we won't get it.
Mona: Hey Is Bono elevated? *looks closer*
Jule: Stop that! MMMM...Edge, bedazzled *droool*
Mona:*sees button on floor* Hey, even Larry's cardboard self has problems with his boooootins!*picks up button and slips in pocket*
Julie: I think Edge is elevated.
Mona:*too busy defiling cardboard Bono* *defile* *defile* defile*
Security guard: Hey what are you girls doing?
Julie: Uh oh! Let's go Mona
Mona: Waaaaaaait i'm not finish defiling Bono!!
Julie: *Drags Mona out of the store* C'mon
Mona: I'll be back for yooooooooooooou

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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/index.html

Meeting Larry:
*MG shows Larry poster*
*Larry reads poster*
*Larry smiles and says "Thank you that's very nice of you"*
*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*

 

[Bonochick]

My mom knew the manager of a music store back in '97 when Pop came out. They had a big U2 display thing, and they were supposed to keep it for me when they were finished...but they "accidentally" threw it out!

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"I don't know you,
But you don't know the half of it..."

 

[*~~Bono's_Babe~~*]

**frantically runs to every bookstore and mall within 30 miles**

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by madonna's child:
so you like to be on top? you're that kind of girl, huh...

LMAO

and WHAT possessed you to use the LICKING icon?! lol!!!



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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by martha:
She already knows, sweetpea, she already knows.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol it's true...I make my mommy tie my shoes and buy me fruit roll-ups.....

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Scottphisto:
*Becomes CARDBOARD SCOTTPHISTO!!*

*FedEx's self to East Coast*

*Mona signs for package (snicker)*

Me sleepy...

!!!!!!! ...is a cardboard package even better than the real thing?...

lol at the Fed Exing...



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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
LMFAO!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!! That is too funny...I can just see ya'll at the mall staring at the cardboard.

Mona:I want to defile it.
Julie: NOOOOO we'll get thrown out then we can't stare at it or we won't get it.
Mona: Hey Is Bono elevated? *looks closer*
Jule: Stop that! MMMM...Edge, bedazzled *droool*
Mona:*sees button on floor* Hey, even Larry's cardboard self has problems with his boooootins!*picks up button and slips in pocket*
Julie: I think Edge is elevated.
Mona:*too busy defiling cardboard Bono* *defile* *defile* defile*
Security guard: Hey what are you girls doing?
Julie: Uh oh! Let's go Mona
Mona: Waaaaaaait i'm not finish defiling Bono!!
Julie: *Drags Mona out of the store* C'mon
Mona: I'll be back for yooooooooooooou

!!!!!! LMAO

ALRIGHT, who bugged the store?


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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[FallDownJulie]

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
LMFAO!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!! That is too funny...I can just see ya'll at the mall staring at the cardboard.

Mona:I want to defile it.
Julie: NOOOOO we'll get thrown out then we can't stare at it or we won't get it.
Mona: Hey Is Bono elevated? *looks closer*
Jule: Stop that! MMMM...Edge, bedazzled *droool*
Mona:*sees button on floor* Hey, even Larry's cardboard self has problems with his boooootins!*picks up button and slips in pocket*
Julie: I think Edge is elevated.
Mona:*too busy defiling cardboard Bono* *defile* *defile* defile*
Security guard: Hey what are you girls doing?
Julie: Uh oh! Let's go Mona
Mona: Waaaaaaait i'm not finish defiling Bono!!
Julie: *Drags Mona out of the store* C'mon
Mona: I'll be back for yooooooooooooou

lol!!! so funny...

...and so true

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~Julie*

(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)

"Don't follow your dreams.... run with them"

 

[Discoteque]

Blargh...about 4 months ago, there was a HUGE (like 4 feet x 5 feet) poster of da boys at my local Border's...AND I DIDNT' ASK ABOUT IT!!! It's gone now...or I'm sure someone has it...

Blargh...BLARGH i say...

 

[madonna's child]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
LMAO
and WHAT possessed you to use the LICKING icon?! lol!!!

you pervert! that icon isn't licking, it's sticking it's toungue out at you. like->

you are way too horny!!!!!!!!!

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Happy Hannukah!

"Revolution starts at home, in your heart, in your refusal to compromise your beliefs and your values." - Bono

"And I wear gray underwear." -Bono

Love,
Emily

Visit my webpage for U2 wallpapers:
www.geocities.com/springtime5348/index.html

You hurt yourself, you hurt your lover, then you discover what you thought was freedom is just greed...

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by madonna's child:
you pervert! that icon isn't licking, it's sticking it's toungue out at you. like->

you are way too horny!!!!!!!!!

but-- but it's MOVING!!



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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[madonna's child]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
but-- but it's MOVING!!

you're just dirty.

though, i must admit, everytime i look at the icon that goes with this post (which is supposed to be laughing) i can't help think: oral sex.

look what PLEBA's done to me!!!!!!


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Happy Hannukah!

"Revolution starts at home, in your heart, in your refusal to compromise your beliefs and your values." - Bono

"And I wear gray underwear." -Bono

Love,
Emily

Visit my webpage for U2 wallpapers:
www.geocities.com/springtime5348/index.html

You hurt yourself, you hurt your lover, then you discover what you thought was freedom is just greed...

 

[FallDownJulie]

*reads emily's signature*

OMD!!!!!

Bono wears gray underwear?????

*giggle*

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~Julie*

(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)

"Don't follow your dreams.... run with them"

 

[WildHonee]

We went BACK today. We entered in some hoity toity store, in the lingerie dept.

MONA: WTF? HOW DO WE GET OUT OF THE UNDERWEAR?!!!

In the parking lot we saw a science teacher at our school roaming around. *veer*

*pay homage*

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[madonna's child]

julie, bono made that comment in a rolling stone interview. i picture his underwear to look something like this (in gray)...

i have a funny story about underwear and shopping. one time, i was at the mall with some friends. we were coming out of NRM and we saw somebody (i don't ever remember who) that we didn't want to see us. so my one friend goes, "quick, hide!" and she grabs us and drags us into the closest store. this turned out to be fredricks of hollywood. i don't know if your malls have a fredricks of hollywood, but it's a really dirty lingere store. there we were, a bunch of 15 year olds, standing in a lingere store, ducking behind the teddies. it was intresting...

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Happy Hannukah!

"Revolution starts at home, in your heart, in your refusal to compromise your beliefs and your values." - Bono

"And I wear gray underwear." -Bono

Love,
Emily

Visit my webpage for U2 wallpapers:
www.geocities.com/springtime5348/index.html

You hurt yourself, you hurt your lover, then you discover what you thought was freedom is just greed...

 

[madonna's child]

and scandalization for scandalization's sake.

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Happy Hannukah!

"Revolution starts at home, in your heart, in your refusal to compromise your beliefs and your values." - Bono

"And I wear gray underwear." -Bono

Love,
Emily

Visit my webpage for U2 wallpapers:
www.geocities.com/springtime5348/index.html

You hurt yourself, you hurt your lover, then you discover what you thought was freedom is just greed...