TAKE THESE HANDS!!!!!

[WildHonee]

LMAO Now I can't stop thinking about Adam. AND THAT SCARES ME EVEN MORE!!!! It's not that I don't like him or anything. I have nothing against Adam. It's just....

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

"There were moments when Bono even earned cheers for simply loosening his shirt"

"Listen....I could be a genius if I weren't so lazy"

 

[HeartlandGirl]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

Originally posted by SicilianGoddess:

What U2 have to say hmm?

*thought bubble*

BONO: SCORE! I finally figured out how to bump it!

EDGE: What? Are we breaking up?

BONO: Feck, Edge, you know I was just using you for intellectual stimulation.

EDGE: *Falls off waffle maker*

BONO: It's Larry I use for his body.

LARRY: *puts down candy cane* What the f--

BONO: Anyway, look guys! I posted on PLEBA! I finally figured it out!

Adam: *Is turned on for no apparent reason* Bono, you didn't delete any of MY....em...things, did you?

BONO: Just the folder that said "ADAM'S PORN" and the folder with all yer secret...em....RECIPES...look guys! A calculator!

ADAM: *leaves to be turned on elsewhere*

EDGE: *whew* Adam always makes me a little edgey.

BONO: Heheh. Hey waitaminute-- what's this? Listen, they've got a thing about me biting people.

EDGE: *pulls beanie over his eyes*

LARRY: What do you mean?

BONO: Well they've pictures of me biting girls' arms and such.

LARRY: Who the bloody heck cares? How can they be looking at all THOSE pics without bringing up the subject of my with me stick in me mouth?

LARRY: *looks at PLEBA girls* O shut up.

BBBWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!! I can just see it now...

 

[elizabeth]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
LMAO Now I can't stop thinking about Adam. AND THAT SCARES ME EVEN MORE!!!! It's not that I don't like him or anything. I have nothing against Adam. It's just....

it's happened to her.....I know it!!!!!!


he's all powerful.....


he's everything you'd ever want in a man....
or in you....

 

[spinninghead77]

Originally posted by elizabeth:
or in you....

*Is very scandilized*

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by spinninghead77:

Originally posted by elizabeth:
or in you....

*Is very scandilized*

LMAO Spinny you must join my clothing company with Hippy.



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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

"There were moments when Bono even earned cheers for simply loosening his shirt"

"Listen....I could be a genius if I weren't so lazy"

 

[spinninghead77]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
LMAO Spinny you must join my clothing company with Hippy.

I'm in WildHonee. What do I need to do?? Let me warn you though, I often have a one track mind.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by spinninghead77:
I'm in WildHonee. What do I need to do?? Let me warn you though, I often have a one track mind.

Well BASICALLY em....Hm.

http://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/Forum12/HTML/001224.html

HOO-AH We specialize in little cotton socks.

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

"There were moments when Bono even earned cheers for simply loosening his shirt"

"Listen....I could be a genius if I weren't so lazy"

 

[elizabeth]

Originally posted by spinninghead77:
*Is very scandilized*

no you're not

[This message has been edited by elizabeth (edited 12-28-2001).]

 

[spinninghead77]

Originally posted by elizabeth:
no you're not

[This message has been edited by elizabeth (edited 12-28-2001).]

Actually elizabeth. I think that this may have been the one message that I read on here that did make me feel very, very dirty

!!!! And it wasn't even about bono!!!

 

[hippy]

Originally posted by spinninghead77:
I'm in WildHonee. What do I need to do?? Let me warn you though, I often have a one track mind.

Woohoo! Another member of our clothing company! Welcome to our completely useless money making venture...we'd just keep all the clothes for ourselves!

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"A Bono approved event is a good event!"

You can dream, so dream out loud!

"The way to be optimistic is not to shut your eyes and close your ears." -Bono

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
EDGE: *pulls beanie over his eyes*

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Echo:

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

"There were moments when Bono even earned cheers for simply loosening his shirt"

"Listen....I could be a genius if I weren't so lazy"

 

[elizabeth]

Originally posted by hippyactress:
Woohoo! Another member of our clothing company! Welcome to our completely useless money making venture...we'd just keep all the clothes for ourselves!

but i get the pants? right? can i get the pants? i'll pay! if you don't give me the pants.....you don't even want to think about what could happen. oh please say i can have the pants!

ohpleaseohpleaseohplease!

 

[elizabeth]

Originally posted by spinninghead77:

Originally posted by elizabeth:
no you're not

[This message has been edited by elizabeth (edited 12-28-2001).]

Actually elizabeth. I think that this may have been the one message that I read on here that did make me feel very, very dirty

!!!! And it wasn't even about bono!!!

well, if a post had to make you feel dirty, I'm glad it was mine!

*sits back, crosses arms, smiles. Satisfied.*

 

[spinninghead77]

Originally posted by elizabeth:
but i get the pants? right? can i get the pants? i'll pay! if you don't give me the pants.....you don't even want to think about what could happen. oh please say i can have the pants!

ohpleaseohpleaseohplease!

Don't worry. Check out the thread in "Lemonade Stand". We have 4 kinds of Spinnys Slacks. One of them bears a striking resemblance to Adam's pants!!!

 

[WildHonee]

PEOPLE PEOPLE.

Let's focus here. We don't JUST keep the clothing.

We keep the male models too.



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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

"There were moments when Bono even earned cheers for simply loosening his shirt"

"Listen....I could be a genius if I weren't so lazy"

 

[spinninghead77]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
PEOPLE PEOPLE.

Let's focus here. We don't JUST keep the clothing.

We keep the male models too.

Don't worry, there will be enough of them to go around too.

 

[Salome]

Originally posted by hippyactress:
*hyperventilating*
If they ever saw the things I post here I'd be soooooo embarrassed!

why, you are only having fun

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[WildHonee]

Yes remember the courtroom plan? It's all about Bono in a tie.

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

"There were moments when Bono even earned cheers for simply loosening his shirt"

"Listen....I could be a genius if I weren't so lazy"

 

[spinninghead77]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
Yes remember the courtroom plan? It's all about Bono in a tie.

So you are with me WildHonee??? We need a new plan because I had to throw away my other plan about stalking Bono, and trampling through his flowerbeds. I didn't think that he would fall in love with me after that!!!

How can we get arrested and be in the courtroom with him, without him hating us???

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by spinninghead77:
So you are with me WildHonee??? We need a new plan because I had to throw away my other plan about stalking Bono, and trampling through his flowerbeds. I didn't think that he would fall in love with me after that!!!

How can we get arrested and be in the courtroom with him, without him hating us???

1. We might need to dress up as Edge to win his trust

2. We might need to recruit Beyonce to get his attention

3. We might need to tape his mouth shut.

4. O no! Wait, scrap the plans in #3 because then he wouldn't be able to sing to us.

5. We might need the help of Stewart Copeland to chase Bono our way. After their band broke up, Bono and Stew never got along the same....

6. We might need the help of that hot guy in the hobbit movie.

7. *mind wanders*

8. Oo I want Bono to talk about pretty things like the Dali Lama and philosophy. *Swwwooooon*

9. Listen, since they all live in one big house, we could make friends with Edge or something and--

10. OO! You know how Edge has his own lawn mowing service? Well we can go undercover as babysitters. SCORE. PAY US IN SINGING.

Geez I do loveth Bono.

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

"There were moments when Bono even earned cheers for simply loosening his shirt"

"Listen....I could be a genius if I weren't so lazy"

 

[WildHonee]

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

"There were moments when Bono even earned cheers for simply loosening his shirt"

"Listen....I could be a genius if I weren't so lazy"

 

[Lilly]

Originally posted by U2-Bono:
The Edge is behind all this mayhem.

He's probably behind all of this "Adam's Pants" craziness too.

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Taste is the enemy of art.

 

[spinninghead77]

Originally posted by WildHonee:


How can we get arrested and be in the courtroom with him, without him hating us???
1. We might need to dress up as Edge to win his trust

2. We might need to recruit Beyonce to get his attention

3. We might need to tape his mouth shut.

4. O no! Wait, scrap the plans in #3 because then he wouldn't be able to sing to us.

5. We might need the help of Stewart Copeland to chase Bono our way. After their band broke up, Bono and Stew never got along the same....

6. We might need the help of that hot guy in the hobbit movie.

7. *mind wanders*

8. Oo I want Bono to talk about pretty things like the Dali Lama and philosophy. *Swwwooooon*

9. Listen, since they all live in one big house, we could make friends with Edge or something and--

10. OO! You know how Edge has his own lawn mowing service? Well we can go undercover as babysitters. SCORE. PAY US IN SINGING.

Geez I do loveth Bono.

Okay, I like Idea #10. What we will do is we will move to Dublin, and find out what grocery store the boys shop at. We will put up a sign offering babysitting services on the community board in the grocery store. When the boys see it the will call us for babysitting services. Then when Bono drives us home (the father's always drive the babysitters home) well..... "It's American Beauty all over again"

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by spinninghead77:
Okay, I like Idea #10. What we will do is we will move to Dublin, and find out what grocery store the boys shop at. We will put up a sign offering babysitting services on the community board in the grocery store. When the boys see it the will call us for babysitting services. Then when Bono drives us home (the father's always drive the babysitters home) well..... "It's American Beauty all over again"

Ha!!!! if that doesn't work, there's always the bag boys at the grocery store

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

"I used to gaze out my classroom window and dream And then go home and listen to Ray sing "I believe to my soul" after school" ~Van Morrison~

 

[spinninghead77]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

Originally posted by spinninghead77:
Okay, I like Idea #10. What we will do is we will move to Dublin, and find out what grocery store the boys shop at. We will put up a sign offering babysitting services on the community board in the grocery store. When the boys see it the will call us for babysitting services. Then when Bono drives us home (the father's always drive the babysitters home) well..... "It's American Beauty all over again"

Ha!!!! if that doesn't work, there's always the bag boys at the grocery store

Mmmmnn, Bag boys!!!!

 

[elizabeth]

Originally posted by spinninghead77:

Originally posted by elizabeth:
but i get the pants? right? can i get the pants? i'll pay! if you don't give me the pants.....you don't even want to think about what could happen. oh please say i can have the pants!

ohpleaseohpleaseohplease!

Don't worry. Check out the thread in "Lemonade Stand". We have 4 kinds of Spinnys Slacks. One of them bears a striking resemblance to Adam's pants!!!

I know....i called them already. i just don't want to leave anything to chance....regarding the pants.....

 

[hippy]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
PEOPLE PEOPLE.

Let's focus here. We don't JUST keep the clothing.

We keep the male models too.

Oh yeah....whew. forgot about that!


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"A Bono approved event is a good event!"

You can dream, so dream out loud!

"The way to be optimistic is not to shut your eyes and close your ears." -Bono

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!

 

[WildHonee]

As long as Edge has nothing to do with Bono's pants, I think we'll be OK.

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

"There were moments when Bono even earned cheers for simply loosening his shirt"

"Listen....I could be a genius if I weren't so lazy"

 

[moon_is_playing_tricks]

And, if ya ask me, I see *more* than just love handles.....

Moonie

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If you ask me, I think it's all about drums.
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"If a student with an accordion had come along, I would've played with them ya know...that was where I was at, I was that desperate to play with somebody."
(Larry, about his Mount Temple days, before forming U2)

*Larry, I played accordion. Can I have a drumstick?*
From the heart, on a blue sign, 11-18-01, Vegas

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Tonight the moon has drawn its curtains
It's a private show no one else going to know
I'm wanting

(If You Wear That Velvet Dress)
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