Sweet the Sin, Bitter the Taste

[WildHonee]

EDUCATIONAL CONTENT: Note the paradoxical subject line.

THE GOOD STUFF: (If you are anti-raunch, write an essay about the paradox and don?t read any further)

What?s Cookin,? Good Lookin??

*Feverish Mona browses down the aisles with a super-market trolley*

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HOT TAMALE

When I?m not busy saving the world, I?m saving yer appetite!

I?m full of meat! Look! Just open me up and see the meat!

CONTENTS: 7 lbs.

WARNING: Unpeel leather before use

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HOT POCKETS

Em....I come....in different flavors.

Warm me up! Em....and...*blush* and I don?t mean with yer microwave....*ahem*....

CONTENTS: Pale Irish Man that is oddly attractive.

WARNING: Once you have beanies and sequins, you can never go back.

***You can use his blushing additive to light the kitchen.

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POP TART(cheers, Echo)

Can be super-sized.

CONTENTS: Can be super-sized.

WARNING: Can be super-sized.

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POPPIN? FRESH (cheers, Bonochick)

Stop pokin? me smooth tummy, er else I?ll -- HEY BUT DON?T PUT YER HAND THERE NOW!!--

WARNINGS: Sometimes the contents suffer from tendonitis. Handle carefully, as contents may be defenseless and easily taken advantage of. (That?s a warning for Larry, not consumers, obviously)

Wait that one wasn?t as funny as I thought it would be.

WARNINGS: Bone may become sore.

Yeeeaahhh buddy. Mona's back.

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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 01-12-2002).]

 

[moon_is_playing_tricks]

Oh. MY. GAWD.

LOL!

*wipes tears from her eyes....*

Holy shite, that was some funny stuff.

Moonie

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

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POPPIN? FRESH (cheers, Bonochick)

WARNINGS: Bone may become sore.

[/B]

*is scandalized*

 

[WildHonee]

Cheers, Bluey. Remember this?

Lookit our cans. The red ones!

NOW I'm starvin.'

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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

 

[Stafana]

LMAO that was really cool!!!!!

Some of us started to wonder where you were... it's good to see you're back in top shape!!!! LOL

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"The goal is elevation"
"Midnight is when the day begins"

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by MissVelvetDress_75:
*is scandalized*

I do what I can

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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

 

[martha]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

Wait that one wasn?t as funny as I thought it would be.
Yeeeaahhh buddy. Mona's back.

Yes, it was.

Mony's back!

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They say that magic and the science world collide
Oh, but Einstein saw me lookin' at her and he joined my side

Jonathan Richman
"A Higher Power"

 

[madonna's child]

hi, mona. we missed you.

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)|( Vande )|(

"Rock 'n' roll is a term that's been heavily abused. It's not
something you can buy in a record shop. It's an attitude." -Adam

"And I wear grey underwear." -Bono

Everyday can be a beautiful day. Don't let it get away.

Love,
Emily

Visit my webpage for U2 wallpapers:
www.geocities.com/springtime5348/index.html

It?s cold outside, but brightly lit...

 

[OnTheEdge]

MWAHAHA

I used to only think of Bono and Edge as food products... I'm in trouble now.

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Laura
~~~
Something to do with politics, kids, freshness, and breakthrough.
And love.

(Joan Baez)
~~~

....what's a Bono?

 

[hippy]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
POP TART(cheers, Echo)

Can be super-sized.

CONTENTS: Can be super-sized.

WARNING: Can be super-sized.
[/b]

I'll take the risk and try him SUPER-SIZED! Woohoo!

Bring on the super-sized Adam!

*licks lips in anticipation!*

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And your earth moves beneath
Your own dream landscape

You can dream, so dream out loud!

"The way to be optimistic is not to shut your eyes and close your ears." -Bono

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!

 

[FallDownJulie]

quote form tim:

"you know what? i really like these hot pockets."

me: *blush!*

***

today i took a trip to a thrift store. items found:

1) a book titled The Edge.

2) several records of "Getting to the edge" by Yes. (i know i'll be slaughtered here, cuz i can not remember the actual title right now, but it was something like that)

the end.

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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl


"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"

 

[BAW]

Originally posted by FallDownJulie:
quote form tim:

"you know what? i really like these hot pockets."

me: *blush!*

***

today i took a trip to a thrift store. items found:

1) a book titled The Edge.

2) several records of "Getting to the edge" by Yes. (i know i'll be slaughtered here, cuz i can not remember the actual title right now, but it was something like that)

the end.

But Julie, did you eat your Edge bar today???

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Bono's American Wife:
But Julie, did you eat your Edge bar today???

LMAO! Wtf? ooo look! NUTS!


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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

 

[Burning_Azalea]

Welcome back, Mona!

I think your topic line should read "Sweet the Sin, Sweet the Taste", though, especially in regards to Mr. Blushing Hot Pockets!

MMMM...Edge!

Thanks!

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BP: Who put the Ram in the Ramalama Ding Dong?

BONO: Paul McCartney.
LARRY: Ya What???
EDGE: I don't know but it wasn't me.
ADAM: Santa Claus.


--Interview with BP Fallon, 1993

 

[spinninghead77]

MMMMmnnnn, I woke up with a very healthy appetite. I think that 7lbs would just about do it.

Thanks Mona, you can always make me Laugh!!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by spinninghead77:
MMMMmnnnn, I woke up with a very healthy appetite. I think that 7lbs would just about do it.

Thanks Mona, you can always make me Laugh!!

!!!!!!

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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

 

[blueeyes]

I do remember the special delievery mona!!!
But do you remember....
LobPhisto?????

Look what I've done to him, I've made him a crustacean and he thanks me! (I think)

-Bluey

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by blueeyes:
I do remember the special delievery mona!!!
But do you remember....
LobPhisto?????

Look what I've done to him, I've made him a crustacean and he thanks me! (I think)

-Bluey

LMAO!!!!!!!! I DO remember LobPhisto!!!!

Watch out, Bluey -- he PINCHES!


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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll

 

[Gina Marie]

I loveth your thread Mona-and Bluey's lobsterphisto!!!

But, um, Edge is 'oddly attractive'?

I LOVE him in that lil' sweater-too adorable.

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If you are really good friends with The Edge, you can just call him The~ Adam

The right side of my brain is kinda redundant~ Larry

 

[oliveu2cm]

Thirsty?

hehee

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"Songs are the language of the spirit... the melodies are how you sing to God. It's a deep language. But they can't explain everything, because really great songs touch places that you can't explain." -Bono

U2 Take Me Higher

MPS: "Evil shouldn't look this good"

"The way I might look at you" ~Adam

 

[WildHonee]

!!!!!!!!! OLIVE!!!!!!! O MY DAD!!! LMAO!!

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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll

 

[FallDownJulie]

carry away!

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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl


"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"

 

[FallDownJulie]

Originally posted by Bono's American Wife:
But Julie, did you eat your Edge bar today???

OMD!!! that's the best! lol!

*takes a bite of Edge*

*YUM*

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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl


"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"

 

[FallDownJulie]

OLIVE~ your Absolut bottles are the BEST!!! ROTFLMAO!!!

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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl


"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
I have a really raunchy thread boiling over here. Should I carry through with it? Speak now or forever hold yer peace.

carry through with it!

I am lmao over here...

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by MissVelvetDress_75:
carry through with it!

I am lmao over here...

Ah, then I have the permission!

check it -- U2 pick-up lines in my new thread. Not for the faint of heart.



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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll

 

[WildHonee]

I have a really raunchy thread boiling over here. Should I carry through with it? Speak now or forever hold yer peace.

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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll