Story for AM!

[Chrissie Clayton]

Ok AM, I was sooo selfish with my first story, so I thought that I would write one for you, if you don't mind but I guess you don't. I know that you could change the names in other stories but the best feeling is when you read your own name in the original version? sooooo time for the story. ( oh and of course the others can enjoy it)
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~~~~~~~~Story for AM~~~~~~~~~
( and for others like Jem, Ana, MG)
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It was a boring, rainy day (It's raining man, Hallelujah) and everybody was boring in PLEBA Mansion. MG was reading some magazines, Ana was having a relaxing bath, Jem was lying on the couch, daydreaming, and AM was passing time on the Net.

AM: Hey girls do ya know an exciting website?
MG: Check out the U2's boudoir *gigglez*
AM: Oh, I checked it a lot, I need something new.
Jem: Then go to a chat site. I met a nice guy last time.
Ana: *appearing, wearing bathrobe* Meeting nice guys on the Net? And what's up with Edgie boy?
Jem: *blush* Ok so we just chatted a bit, and?oh forget it.
AM: Ok gals here's the page you wanted.

*All stand round AM*

Jem: Hey click on that *points at the screen*
MG: Um "Raggeeguy"?????? R ye sure?
AM: Ok so *typing* Hello! ASL pls.
Ana: What's ASL?
AM: Age Sex Living place. Oh he replied: "10, m, Japan."
All: BWAHAHAHAHA.
AM: Ok I guess he's not the right.
MG: Can you imagine him? Like Japanese and loves raggee, and only 10 years old???? So funny.
Jem: Ok what about this? "SponGe"
Ana: Maybe he's like a sponge. Collect everything.
AM: Nooo SHE's a sponge.
Jem: Look this: "Vampire"
MG: Woooo I hate vampires.
Ana: You seem you've already met one.
MG: In my dreams.
Jem: Oooooo Larry was a vampire????
MG: *rolls her eyes* Well I meant in my nightmares.

*Meanwhile at U2 Mansion*

Bono: Hey guys would you like to come with me to the PLEBA Mansion?
Edge: Why?
Bono: Well, I thought of visiting the girls as a present, and?
Larry: Sure I'll go. But I promised Cristy that I'll pick her after the rehearsal. So we won't be a real present.
Edge: Hey only you won't be a present. So they don't know about us.
Bono: Hey Adam what do ya think?
Adam: What?
Larry: Don't ya listen?
Adam: Sorry I'm on the Net now.
Larry: You wanna come to the PLEBA Mansion?
Adam: Um?not now.
Bono: Hey AM will be very very disappointed.
Adam: Tell her that I had a lot to do.
Edge: *watching the computer's screen* Like checking your mail?
Adam: Ok Reg, I WON'T GO.
Bono: Sparky don't be furious.
Adam: Tell her that I'm so sorry and I will call her ASAP.
Larry: Ok, bye.

*The lads leave and Adam opens a new window?typing the chat page's url code*

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

*Back to the PLEBA Mansion*

Ana: So did you find someone?um?interesting?
AM: No, I didn't. Still these underaged silly guys who only wanna talk about dirty things.
MG: Um, Larry's coming here soon.

*A few minutes later doorbell rings*

Ana: I'll go *opens door* OMG Bono!!!!! What are you doing here?
Bono: Present!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jem: What?? Present?????
Edge: Hey honey I'm here as your present.
Jem: Ooooo and where's the ribbon from around your neck?
Larry: Well I'm a present too, but?
MG: I knew about you!
Bono: Where's AM?
The girls: On the Net?
Edge: You mean on a basketball net? Is she that tall?
MG: No she's on the Internet, chatting with silly ppl.
Jem: Well guys come in.

*The lads go in and sit down in the living room*

AM: *Stands up from the computer to say hello to the boys* So where's Adam?
Edge: He's so sorry, but he couldn't come cause he had a lot to do.
Larry: But he promised calling you.
AM: Ok then I go back, working on the computer and you guys have fun *sits down in front of the comp.*
Bono: What about going out?
Ana: To where?
Bono: What about cinema? And this time we will NOT watch a scary movie.
Larry: Ok, how about a comic?
All: Yeah.
Edge: Hey AM, before sinking in your job, would you come with us?
AM: What? Um noooo. Without Adam???? That would be so boring.
MG: You'd rather watching the screen all night long?
AM: Who knows maybe a nice guy will come and maybe he lives in Dublin and then he will ask me out.
Ana: Ok girlie then have a succesful hunt.
Larry: Like Ethan Hunt?
Bono: What?
Larry: Y'know?c'mon?Oh well Adam would know it!
Jem: Yay I know, from the Mission Impossible.
Larry: Yeah.
AM: Ok guys have a good nite.

*They leave when a new name appears on the screen?*

 

[JemEvans]

Oh my ! this is so great! you are really getting good @ writting these stories Chrissie!! YAY for chatting! hehe @ AM and Adam both in the chat...that is so cute! ofcourse i have to say woo-hoo 4 Edgie being my present! lol ok i'm done.

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Fear Not..For I'll Be Watching You. And I know what you're all thinking. FOR SHAME!!

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

And will ya continue my story? Please!!!!!It's so good Me: The coffe is ready. Adam: So am I... LMAO, I'm still on the floor.

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

But where's AM?????? She hasn't read this yet, but I must continue:


*?This name was A.C.e*

*AM clicks on the name, new window opens and she starts typing*

AM: Hi!
A.C.e: Hello. Where r u from?
AM: Guess!
A.C.e: I guess you're on the Earth!
AM: Sure, then you?
A.C.e: Oh I'm on the Moon.
AM: Nice ok Moonboy. How old r u?
A.C.e: I'm old enough to get drunken and if I were arrested I wouldn't go to the young ppl's jail.
AM: Ok, u have any hobbies?
A.C.e: It's not about me! Tell me your age pls.
AM: Ok Moonboy I'm old enough to make love and if I died there would be a number below 50 on my tomb.
A.C.e: Aw. That's not so funny!
AM: Ok I was joking Moonboy.
A.C.e: Why do you call me Moonboy? Like we've met before.
AM: I don't know. So any hobbies?
A.C.e: Well I love music, and that's my job and my hobby too. Do you love music?
AM: Oh yeah, I think ppl can't live without music.
A.C.e: Yeah that's true. And what kind of music do u like?
AM: Well I play the bass, and I love rock music.
A.C.e: I play the bass too. Do u have a band?
AM: No, but I know personally a famous band.
A.C.e: Oh really? Who?
AM: The U2.
A.C.e: Nice well, r u sure u know them?
AM: Yes, why?
A.C.e: Well I know them too.
AM: Really? When did you meet them?
A.C.e: Well I meet them everyday.
AM: Whaaaaaaat? I meet them almost everyday too!!!!!!
A.C.e: Maybe we know each other.

*AM wanna reply when the connection cut*

AM: AWWW noooooooooooo.

*She goes on-line again but he's not there*

*Meanwhile at U2 Mansion Adam goes off line and switch off the computer*

*Starts dialling on phone*

Adam: *on phone* Hello? AM??This is Adam, well the guys are there??fine you wanna go out somewhere??Ok I'll be there in a minute?Ok ok I'll drive really slowly. Not as Bono.

*Adam heads the PLEBA Mansion*

Adam: Oh hi honey *kisses her* guess what?
AM: * kisses back* What?
Adam: I was on the Internet and I checked this?um?chat page and there was a girl who played the bass, just like you and me.
AM: And when was it?
Adam: Um about 20 minutes ago.
AM: *realises everything* Aha, and did she send a photo of herself?
Adam: No, we talked for about 5 mins.
AM: Aha. And was she a good company for you?
Adam: Not as good as you *kisses her on her lips again*
AM: Ok *she has a plan in her mind* So will we go out?
Adam: Sure, where do you wanna go? To a cafeteria, or ? la discoth?que?
AM: Oh Disco I'd love that.

*They go to a disco and dance, have some drink etc. and they go home*

 

[AM]

Originally posted by Chrissie Clayton:
But where's AM??????

Oh, I?m right here. OMG - a story for ME??? Thank you so much!!!!!! And it?s such a cool story

*hugs*

that?s so sweet of you.

*hugs again*

Originally posted by Chrissie Clayton:

AM: Ok *she has a plan in her mind* So will we go out?

and I?ve got a plan? I can?t wait to hear the rest of the story....

Now I?m too excited to go to bed

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I'm a bass player. That's a "singer" question. Lord Adam Clayton

"The bass player's got it. The bass player's fucking got it." Bono, Boston 6-9-01

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

I'll soon continue!


[This message has been edited by Chrissie Clayton (edited 04-23-2002).]

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

*The next morning*

*AM walks downstairs wearing pyjamas and yawning*
Ana: Hey girlie good morning. Or good afternoon?
AM: Why what's the time?
MG: 1 PM.
AM: Oh why didn't you wake me up?
Ana: Well you had a guest and we didn't wanna disturb.
AM: Oh Adam went home early.
Jem: Yeah if 10 AM is early.
AM: Ok girls that's my private area. Anyway I found a nice guy, a really nice guy on the Net yesterday.
MG: Really???????
AM: We talked and he said he was a bassist and he knew the U2 personally just like me. Then connection just cut and when I opened it again he wasn't there. But it is not the most important event.
Ana: Then what?
AM: Well then Adam called, he came here and told me that he had chatted with a bassist 20 mins ago, and I realised that the nice guy was him.
All: *gasp* OMG!!!!!!
Jem: And then? What did you tell him?
AM: I didn't tell him that the girl was I, I thought of keeping it a secret, but awww after I told you it won't be a secret anymore. And well I thought that maybe I could test him.
MG: How?
AM: I will go back chatting with him, and then ask him out and then we'll see what would he do. I'll be such a vamp.
Ana: Test Adam? Examining his monogamy?
AM: Yeah, I'm so curious. But somehow we have to get him on the net.
Jem: Ok I'll call the guys *dials* Hi Larry?um?is Adam there??no just make sure he won't hear you. Sure?ok?um?so it's really long and difficult to tell but?somehow please send Adam to the computer and get him?PLEASE?so get him chatting?silly?not with you but on the Net?okay. I'll call you back *hangs up* He promised they'll try everything.

*Meanwhile at U2 Mansion*

Edge: Hey Larry who was that?
Larry: Jem.
Edge: *furious* And you didn't call me?????????
Larry: Well she wanted me.
Edge: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Larry: Ok Reg she wanted to talk to me.
Edge: And about what?
Larry: Well *starts whispering* It's a secret but she wanted me to get Adam on the Net right now.
Edge: *whispers back* And why?
Larry: I don't know.
Bono: *yells out* Hey guys what's the secret?
Edge: Sssh, it's a secret. Adam can't hear it.
Larry: Ok so we have to get Adam on the computer. Any plans?
Bono: Let's capture him.
Larry: *rolls eyes* I didn't think of this kind of rudeness?
Edge: Ok I've got it. Well I ask him how can I use the computer pretending so silly and he will show me everything.
Larry: That's not good, cause he knows that you CAN handle it.
Bono: But it's not bullshit. I really can't handle it, and I guess it's time for me to learn it. What else do I have to do? Just get him sitting in front of the screen?
Larry: Yeah I think that's enough, the girls will give me the following instructions.
Bono: OK.


[This message has been edited by Chrissie Clayton (edited 04-23-2002).]

 

[Ana]

lol poor Bono, I'll gladly show him how to give a proper use to the 'equipment'

Keep it up, Chrissie!

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

*Bono walks in Adam's room and finds him sleeping*

Bono: Hey Sparky, Sparky?SPARKY!!!!! Wake up dead man!
Adam: WTF leave me alone, I was awake at the whole night I wanna sleep!!!!!!!!!!
Bono: Not now. I need some help.
Adam: There's Larry, and Edge they can help you.
Bono: NOOOOOOO, only you can help me out of this trouble.
Adam: Ok tell.
Bono: Um soooo it's about a girl and me.
Adam: AAAAAAAnnnnnnndddddd?
Bono: Um?um?um?
Adam: I have no time for this.
Bono: Ok well it's not a girl.
Adam: Then what?
Bono: Well it's just me?and?and?
Adam: C'mon.
Bono: Oh it's not sooo easy. Well ok. So I got a demo from a girl and I promised I would listen to it aaaaaaaaand?
Adam: And?
Bono: So I lost it somewhere.
Adam: AAAAAAAAAND? Look I'm not a security, right, go and search it alone.
Bono: Ok but I probably lost somewhere outside, but look the girl gave me this url's page where I can find it.
Adam: And?
Bono: So would you help me please, I don't know how to use this silly machine.
Adam: And last time?
Bono: Which last time?
Adam: When you were surfing on the Net?
Bono: Oooooooo. Yeah.
Adam: Don't tell me that you completely forgot it!
Bono: Well Ok. So the truth is: I wanna show you something on the Net!
Adam: In connection with?
Bono: With?um?um?SPOONS! Yes spoons.
Adam: Okay, I can't sleep now, so I will see your spoons *leaves the room and goes to the living room*
Bono: Okay *take a walkie-talkie out of his pocket* okay Red Bird. Mission Complete. Though it seemed to be Mission Impossible.
Larry: *on w-t* Received. Okay Blue Bird. Follow the VIP.

*Bono follows Adam and both sit in the living room*

*Phone rings*

Edge: I'll answer *on phone* Hello?*whispers* yeah, he's sitting in front of it?Okay *hangs up*
Larry: Now what?
Edge: We have to send him to the chat page.
Larry: Oh man, as soon as we manage to do something we get a much more difficult job.
Edge: You talk like a soldier.
Larry: *salutes* Okay I tell it Bono.

*Meanwhile Bono shows the page about spoons to Adam*
Adam: Hey man I've seen it already. I showed you this.
Bono: Oh really????? I can't remember.
Larry: *comes in the living room* Hi um Bono would come out to the kitchen please?
Bono: Sure *to Adam* If you don't mind.
Adam: Go ahead.
Bono: *goes with Larry* Now what?
Larry: You have to send him to the chat page.
Bono: WHAT? It was too hard to get him here, and now what??????
Larry: I wonder why is it so important for the girls.
Bono: I bet it's really important?but?wait a minute?maybe they wanna trick us.
Larry: *confused*
Bono: I mean they giving us these silly things to do like send Adam here, send Adam there, send Adam everywhere?
Larry: Oh I don't think they are teasing us. But y'know what, I'll call MG, and maybe she'll explain it.

 

[AM]

hurry up, please!!! I?ve gotta know what?s going to happen....


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I'm a bass player. That's a "singer" question. Lord Adam Clayton

"The bass player's got it. The bass player's fucking got it." Bono, Boston 6-9-01

 

[Ana]

I wonder if Bono can handle such pressure LOL

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

*Meanwhile at PLEBA mansion*

Ana: Ok AM, is he there.
AM: Not yet.
MG: AWWWW Why is this last for a long time? Did I ask too much?
Jem: Weeeell?

*Phone rings*

MG: *on phone* Hello?oh Larry?Adam is NOT here yet!!!!!?What????Kidding????Nooooo?why do you think that I'm that bad?Hey man, go and finish your mission?I will explain but not now. Go. Ok bye?*hangs up*
AM: So?
MG: They thought we were teasing them.
Jem: *rolls her eyes* That's typical.

*Meanwhile at U2 Mansion*

Bono: *re-entering the living room* Hi Adam, what r u doing?
Adam: Watching your spoon page.
Bono: Sure, well um?could you do me a favour?
Adam: Certainly. What?
Bono: I heard of this chatting?um?Ana told me about it?and now I'm pretty curious. How can I use it?
Adam: Oooooooooooooh Why didn't you start with this??????
Bono: So could you show me?
Edge: *comes in hearing Bono's last sentence* I always hated dates like this.
Adam&Bono: *glares at Edge*
Edge: What's the matter?
Adam: Well I'm gonna show Bono how to chat on the Net. R u ready?
Bono: Sure. Well you have been using it for?for a long time, you have a standard name, don't you?
Adam: Yea?My name is A.C.e. Look A=Adam, C=Clayton.
Edge: And the 'e'?
Adam: Well if you read it, it's ace, which means I'm an ace, and well I remembered our last poker party, and then it just came to my mind: hey Jem won with a royal flush, with ace of hearts?so that's why!
Bono: Ok just use your name!

*Meanwhile at PLEBA Mansion*

*Adam's name appears on the screen*

AM: Look! He's here.
Ana: At long last!
AM: Ok Mr. Ace. Just behave! *typing* Hi we've met yesterday, haven't we?
Adam: *typing* Yeah, oh how funny. Well, what happened?
AM: Oh just my Internet went out and I was really fed up?
Adam: See, where did we stop?
AM: I think the last topic was music.
Adam: Oh yeah, you said you knew the U2 band personally. Honestly is this true?
AM: Um?no. I just wanted to be so cool, and I came up with this stupid?but forget it.
Adam: Ok, well I didn't lie. I do know U2.
AM: How?
Adam: Well sometimes I work with them, or help them in musical things.
AM: So u live in Ireland?
Adam: Yes. You?
AM: Me too.

)))))) Maybe we could meet.
Adam: Maybe.
AM: So now I'm so curious and I wanna meet you right now.
Adam: Well, ok relax, first of all we're on the Net, and Ireland is quite big. And second of all: I don't have so much time for this.
AM: For what? Just one night and you won't regret it.
Adam: I don't think so. Look chick I have a ton of job, and I don't wanna meet ppl from the net.
AM: Ok then I think we must stop now. Mr. I don't wanna meet you.
Adam: Ok bye.
AM: Bye.

*The girls reads the whole*

Ana: Whoa, this stuff ''sometimes I work with them''
MG: But at least he doesn't want to meet these bitchy, vamp gals. And AM of course I don't mean it on you.
Jem: Oh AM you would be a very good actress.
AM: *sitting in front of the computer speechless, staring in front of her*
Ana: Hey girlie what's the matter?
AM: *suddenly cheers* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH. He wants me. ONLY MEEEEE!!!!!!!
Jem: Um I think she's too happy!
MG: Well AM don't you wanna tell him that the bitchy girl was you?
AM: Why would it be good for me?
Ana: Cause?um?I don't know.
AM: Well?second thought?yeah I will tell him.

*Dials on phone*

AM: *on phone* Oh hi Larry?yeah?thanks a lot?anyway could you give me Adam??ok?Hi honey, um I have to tell you something so can we meet?ok at the Green Corner?in an hour. Okay bye.
Ana: Hey we can't see his face when he finds out?
MG: I can give you a videocam.
AM: Oh girls, I will tell you everything.
Jem: Ok then good luck.

 

[Ana]

Originally posted by Chrissie Clayton:
Bono: So could you show me?
Edge: *comes in hearing Bono's last sentence* I always hated dates like this.

OMG! This was too funny!

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

*At the Green Corner: Adam sits to a table and soon AM arrives*

Adam: Okay so what was so urgent?
AM: Well, um we should order something before.
Adam: Hey don't make me frightened! Um just tell me bad or good news?
AM: Guess. So *to a waitress* I'd like to have a tea with lots of lemon.
Adam: Oh the lemon again. So what's the matter?
AM: You don't want anything?
Adam: *impatient* I want you to tell what the hell is going on!!!!!!
AM: Okay, so remember the girl you chatted last nite and this afternoon?
Adam: Sure. But how do ya know about it?
AM: You told me.
Adam: Aha. Okay so what's up with her? U know her?
AM: Oh yes. Well that girl was I.
Adam: What?
AM: Yeah that was me indeed. So yesterday I found out that this nice guy was you Adam, when you told me that you had chatted with a bassist And then I wondered if you would go out with an alien girl.
Adam: Alien?
AM: I mean a stranger. So I acted a bit, like a vamp, but honey you definitely passed the exam.
Adam: Oh how good news. Well you should have known that I wouldn't date someone who I actually don't know. Just because she seems to be cool.
AM: Oh I'm so happy now! Wow I have an idea.
Adam: What?
AM: I think the Mansion is empty.
Adam: Oh really? Yeah the guys took out the girls somewhere. So we have a whole house for fun.
AM: For fun and anything else.
Adam: Oh sure.

*They go to U2 Mansion*

Adam: *opens door in front of AM* Come in *yells* Anyone here? *no answer* Okay so we have the whole house *grins*
AM: WOOOOHOOOO?um?I'd love to see your room.
Adam: *chuckles* Okay but I've showed you it already.


[This message has been edited by Chrissie Clayton (edited 04-25-2002).]

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

AM: Oh I really don't mind checking it again.

*They go into Adam's room, kissing and peeling off each other's clothes?and then they spend the whole day in bed together?like?oh c'mon y'know what I mean*

THE END

Sorry if it's a lil short but I'm working on three stories at the same time?and I'm a bit busy. But hope you liked it!


[This message has been edited by Chrissie Clayton (edited 04-25-2002).]

[This message has been edited by Chrissie Clayton (edited 04-25-2002).]

 

[Ana]

I totally liked it!

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

Thanks Ana! Soon I'll write another!

 

[AM]

Originally posted by Chrissie Clayton:
AM: *suddenly cheers* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH. He wants me. ONLY MEEEEE!!!!!!!

*cheers* : YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!


what a cool story, thank you so much. You know, I?ve been ill for the last couple of days, but this story makes me feel so much better

Thanks!!



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I'm a bass player. That's a "singer" question. Lord Adam Clayton

"The bass player's got it. The bass player's fucking got it." Bono, Boston 6-9-01