Slumber Party at PLEBA Mansion

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Mullen-Girl

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It was the weekend at PLEBA Mansion when the girls decided to have a slumber party and invite lots of the other girls from PLEBA to the mansion. The girls were very happy since Lemonboy returned to the mansion after lots of begging.

MG:*stands in the middle of the living room where all the girls have gathered* Hi! I just wanted to thank everybody for coming. I know some of you flew a long way from your countries. Please make yourselves at home and if you need anything, just tell Lemonboy.

Lemonboy:*thinks* Oh God this is such a dream come true. I'm surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of beautiful women. *smirks* And they're all for me!

MikeSt:*walks in* Hey a party! Whoa lots of girls. Hey Lemonboy, we're lucky tonight aren't we?*nudge*

Lemonboy:*thinks* WE? *outloud* yes aren't WE.

Phuzzie: Wow I can't believe i'm actually at PLEBA Mansion. Ireland is beautiful and just to be close to the guys...wow!

MissVelvetDress_75: Yeah I know! After hearing so much about it! It's really cool to actually be here.

Clarity: Well we're glad to have you girls here.

On The Edge: So some of you girls work with U2 really??

Mrs.Edge: Yes, I'm their children's ballet teacher, MG is Larry's personal assistant and Mona stands outside of Bono's house everyday.

Mona: It's a hard job but somebody's got to do it

EPandAmerica: It's finally nice to get a day off from guarding the mansion and getting to hang out with you girls.

Spinny: Hey lemonboy! Bring on the snacks!

Echo: Hell yeah. I'm hungry!

Lemonboy: One second girls. *walks into the kitchen and comes back with tubs full of cheetos, chips, cookies, candy and puts them in the middle of the room* Just let me get out of the way before you attack the snacks.

Bluey: Oh gawd I don't need all that food but what the hell. *digs in*

Disco: Well girls, you know how i'm the makeup artist, I think I can give some of you make overs if you want!

All: Yeah!

Ana: Well I rented some movies, all those comedy/ romantic type movies and some scary ones that Hippy asked me for.

Hippy: Hey thanks!

AE:*sits in the corner blushing at all the girls there*

Echo: Hey AE don't be shy sweetie, we won't hurt you.

Phuzzie: WOW! AE, I didn't expect him to look so much like the edge.

Echo: Well you know Edge is my favourite so when they asked me what kind of design I wanted, I asked for anetomically correct Edge.

On The Edge: Anetomically correct????

Echo: That's right.

On The Edge: oh my.

MikeSt:*walks back into the living room wearing a pink robe and some slippers* Hey girls! Mind if I join in?

All:*giggle*

MG: Why Mike i never expected you to be wearing something like that.

MikeSt: Any excuse to be close to you girls! *laughs*

Lemonboy:*rolls his eyes*

Clarity: Well girls and guys as you can see the walls are covered with some drapes but it's only because we have a surprise there behind that.

Mrs.Edge: Yes we worked very hard on this and we hope you enjoy it.

MG:You all ready?

All: Yeah!

Bluey: Ok, we'd like to present...*pulls on a velvet rope which makes the drapes fall* U2 posters!!! Twice than life size *grins*

All: WOW!

Mona: Holy Mother of....That Bono looks huuuuge! eh and he looks Tall too *grins*

On the Edge: WOW!!!

MrsVelvetDress: This is really really nice of you girls.

Lemonboy:*gets mop and bucket* I think i'll need this later.

*The girls continue chatting and eating some snacks, exchanging stories about concerts, meeting the band and working for the band...when Bluey suggests...*

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry

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Let me guess..... Are we going to Prank Call the boys??? We have been talking about it so much lately, that must be it!!

*Claps hands together in glee*

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***Spinny***
"OH, SINNY- er,um- SPINNY!" (freudian slip?)-JulyFly

"Here I go and I don't know why
I spin so ceaselessly
Could it be he's taken over me????
"
 
teehee a sleepover!!! *runs to get her sleeping bag and pillow*
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From Telly Time at PLEBA Mansion by our very own Mullen-Girl:

Foadzilla:*stomps and says nonstop* FOAD! FOAAAAAAAAAAAAD! FOOOOOOAAAAAAADDD! *grabs Clarity and lifts her up*

Clarity: Ohhhh, well hello there mr Foadzilla, you look mighty snarly today.

Foadzilla:*lifts eyebrow* Foad?

Clarity: Oh yeah definitely.
 
Bluey: Why don't we prank call their houses?

Mona: Yeah!!! Let's do that!

Clarity: Well it sounds like fun! What the hell.

All: Yeah!

Bluey: Ok I get to call Bono's house first. *dials the number and waits until Bono answers*

Bono: You're not at Bono's. What's up?

Bluey:*in a male voice* Yes is this Mr. Paul Hewson?

Bono: Yeah that would be me how can I help you?

Bluey: This is Mr. Hugh Jazz, I'd like to ask your opinion on saving the black cats around the world.

Bono: What? Eh, I guess it's good.

Bluey: Do you know that your zipper is open?

Bono:*drops phone* Damn! I busted another zipper Ali is going to kick my...heeeey!

Bluey:*hangs up* hahahhaha...what a dork.

MG:*grabs phone* Ok my turn, i'll call The Edge. *grins and dials*

Edge: Hello?

MG: Hi, yes is this Tight Sally's sex shop?

Edge:*bluuuuuuuuuuuush* Wh..what???

MG: Yes the sex shop, look I needed some....

Edge:*bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush*

MG: and also some......

Edge:*bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush* *twitches*

MG: Well you sound mighty hot, would you like to join me in using.......

Edge:*combust, drops phone*

MG:*hangs up* HAHAHAHHAAHAHA...poor Edge

Spinny: Oh MG you're so evil.

MG:*smiles* I know.

Clarity:My turn! My turn! I'll call Larry. *dials Larry's phone*

Larry: Yes?

Clarity:*in southern accent* Hi this is Alice from Harley Davidson, how are you doing this fine evening?

Larry:*giddy* Oh good thanks.

Clarity: That's great. Look we have a new idea for a campaign that we'd like you to take part in.

Larry: REALLY??? Wow that's always been my dream.

Clarity: Yes y'see well we'd like you to pose nude in front of your bikes for every month, like a calendar.

Larry: NUDE?!?!??!!?! You want me to pose nude for your calendar on a Harley???

Clarity: Yes, that's correct, now what do you think? *in the background the girls giggle when Clarity tells them to be quiet*

Larry: Well, I'll do anything for Harley!

Clarity:*drops phone then picks it back up* REALLY?!?!?!?!

Larry: Hell yeah!

Clarity:*about to pass out, being fanned by MG* Well how about tomorrow afternoon at your place.

Larry: Sounds good! I'll be waiting. bye *hangs up*

Clarity:...uhh..yeah bye...*THUD*

Lemonboy: I knew that would happen. *Fans Clarity*

Clarity: OMG, Larry naked!

MG: i'm coming with you tomorrow girlie!!!!

Mrs.Edge: I can't believe Larry actually fell for that!

Echo: Ok there's one left, Adam, now he's the hardest because he'll seduce you no matter where you're calling from.

AM: I'll do it!

Disco: Should have guessed. *giggles*

AM:Hand over the phone! *grabs the phone and dials*

Adam: Good Evening.

AM: Hello is this Adam Clayton?

Adam: Why yes, how may I help you?

AM: I'm a hot girl looking for a nice time would you be intrested?

Adam: Most Definitely *grins*

AM: Ok i'll be right over! *hangs up*

Adam: Great! *hangs up*

On the Edge: WOW huge sacrifice you have to make there don't you?

*Meanwhile the guys from u2 call eachother and comment on the calls planning their revenge on the PLEBA girls*

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry

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Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
Clarity:My turn! My turn! I'll call Larry. *dials Larry's phone*

Larry: Yes?

Clarity:*in southern accent* Hi this is Alice from Harley Davidson, how are you doing this fine evening?

Larry:*giddy* Oh good thanks.

Clarity: That's great. Look we have a new idea for a campaign that we'd like you to take part in.

Larry: REALLY??? Wow that's always been my dream.

Clarity: Yes y'see well we'd like you to pose nude in front of your bikes for every month, like a calendar.

Larry: NUDE?!?!??!!?! You want me to pose nude for your calendar on a Harley???

Clarity: Yes, that's correct, now what do you think? *in the background the girls giggle when Clarity tells them to be quiet*

Larry: Well, I'll do anything for Harley!

Clarity:*drops phone then picks it back up* REALLY?!?!?!?!

Larry: Hell yeah!

Clarity:*about to pass out, being fanned by MG* Well how about tomorrow afternoon at your place.

Larry: Sounds good! I'll be waiting. bye *hangs up*

Clarity:...uhh..yeah bye...*THUD*

Lemonboy: I knew that would happen. *Fans Clarity*

Clarity: OMG, Larry naked!

MG: i'm coming with you tomorrow girlie!!!!

Mrs.Edge: I can't believe Larry actually fell for that!
make there don't you?

HOLY MOTHER OF FECK!!!! *THUD*


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From Telly Time at PLEBA Mansion by our very own Mullen-Girl:

Foadzilla:*stomps and says nonstop* FOAD! FOAAAAAAAAAAAAD! FOOOOOOAAAAAAADDD! *grabs Clarity and lifts her up*

Clarity: Ohhhh, well hello there mr Foadzilla, you look mighty snarly today.

Foadzilla:*lifts eyebrow* Foad?

Clarity: Oh yeah definitely.
 
Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
Bono: You're not at Bono's. What's up?
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Bono:*drops phone* Damn! I busted another zipper Ali is going to kick my...heeeey!

Bwahahahah ... the whole "You're not at Bono's" thing cracks me up. Only he could get away with that. If i did that people would thing I was crazy.

LMAO at Bono's zipper issues. Can't he keep that thing up ...

His zipper people!



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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)
 
Larry naked, with motorcycles...every month???? Bono, broken zipper???? I guess I wasn't home when you called to invite me to the slumber party
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That's okay, I didn't want to go to your dumb old party anyway.
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LOL!!!

Great story MG, can't wait for next one!!!

[This message has been edited by Bono's American Wife (edited 02-13-2002).]
 
Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
Mrs.Edge: Yes, I'm their children's ballet teacher, MG is Larry's personal assistant and Mona stands outside of Bono's house everyday.

Mona: It's a hard job but somebody's got to do it
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!


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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~Bono

"I...I had a one night stand with the Discoteque video" ~Mona

"If I knew who I was I wouldn't be an artist, I wouldn't be in a band, I wouldn't be here screaming for a living." ~Bono

The Man Corral
 
Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:

Adam... he'll seduce you no matter where you're calling from.

I love this line.
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It's metaphorical.

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Laura
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Something to do with politics, kids, freshness, and breakthrough.
And love.

(Joan Baez)
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...what's a Bono?
 
LMAO!!! hehe...prank calls
U2 revenge...can't wait!
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*~*Phuzzie*~*

*Owner of the BonoDoll*

WARNING: Insanity is highly contagious!

My U2 Site

"I don't usually come across as a very deep person, but really I am deep. I'm deep when I need to be. When I'm frustrated I'll let all my feelings out, I'll be deep. So let me be deep, but don't get me frustrated." ~ Me, when asked how I could write such a deep response to the meaning of "Beautiful Day"
 
*cries* I had written this whole long u2 revenge scene but it was erased! *cries harder* bloody back button die! die die die!

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry

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Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
*cries* I had written this whole long u2 revenge scene but it was erased! *cries harder* bloody back button die! die die die!


OH NO! MG, don't worry about it! We can all use our VERY vivid imaginations and create our own happenings!
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Cheer up. We love you no matter what!

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And love is not the easy thing...the only baggage you can bring is all that you can't leave behind.

BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
 
AWww thanks...well pretty much what I wrote was:

Edge called me back saying he was the FBI and was going to get me arrested for stealing rocks from Larry's garden to sell on Ebay.

Larry called Clarity and told her that he was going to get his hitmen to kill her for even thinking of him nude.

Bono called Bluey but then forgot what he was going to say so he asked her out on a date.

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry

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Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
AWww thanks...well pretty much what I wrote was:

Edge called me back saying he was the FBI and was going to get me arrested for stealing rocks from Larry's garden to sell on Ebay.

Larry called Clarity and told her that he was going to get his hitmen to kill her for even thinking of him nude.

Bono called Bluey but then forgot what he was going to say so he asked her out on a date.


I loveth! Bono's so forgetful
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But what about Adam?
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And love is not the easy thing...the only baggage you can bring is all that you can't leave behind.

BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
 
LMAO!!! MG that was so feckin hilarious. I was laughing so hard I was crying. I've been gone for about a week, and I forgot how much I looked forward to your stories. Thanks for the smile you put on my face!
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~Jen
 
lmao at AdamSeduction
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MG, you are one creative gal! I love these stories!

Can't wait for U2 revenge
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And love is not the easy thing...the only baggage you can bring is all that you can't leave behind.

BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
 
Originally posted by hippyactress:
Can't wait for U2 revenge
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*bluuuuussssshhhhh* U2 revenge ... hmmmmmmm I wonder what they will come up with?



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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)
 
Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
Echo: Ok there's one left, Adam, now he's the hardest because he'll seduce you no matter where you're calling from.

AM: I'll do it!

Disco: Should have guessed. *giggles*

AM:Hand over the phone! *grabs the phone and dials*

Adam: Good Evening.

AM: Hello is this Adam Clayton?

Adam: Why yes, how may I help you?

AM: I'm a hot girl looking for a nice time would you be intrested?

Adam: Most Definitely *grins*

AM: Ok i'll be right over! *hangs up*

Adam: Great! *hangs up*


I quite like this
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Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
Adam called to confirm his date with AM LOL
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I like this even more
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"The bass player's got it. The bass player's fucking got it." Bono, Boston 6-9-01
 
Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
*cries* I had written this whole long u2 revenge scene but it was erased! *cries harder* bloody back button die! die die die!



awww, I?m so sorry to hear that. You know, the first thing in the morning is to check PLEBA for some new stories from Pleba mansion. Thank you sooo much for all your great stories (and for letting me have Adam)


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"The bass player's got it. The bass player's fucking got it." Bono, Boston 6-9-01
 
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