Scandalize Mona

[WildHonee]

MONA: *braces herself on a golden arch* DO YOUR WORST!!!!!!!!

ENO: Well...

MONA: EW! Get away get away!

LARRY: Whar's me balls?

BONO: Mona....if this is part of another one of yer plays, I'm going to have you glue my wedding ring to your nose. Look, I GOT all the 'tamale' blindfolds that you and Echo sent me. They're very nice.

I just...don't know what kind of shoes goes with a blindfold like that.

I AM married, you know. Do you want to see pictures of me kids?

EDGE: *unfolds wallet for several miles* And these are only from my FIRST woman! Hm. I wonder who's tending to the child corral today....

STEWART COPELAND: Okaaayyy...I'm nekkid now!
*looks around* Oh. Wrong thread. *blush*

EDGE: *BLUSH*

LARRY: Nice meat--

EDGE: *blush*

BONO: *falls over*

MONA: WHERE?! *gets whiplash* ouchie....

LARRY:....I said NICE TO MEET you. What did you wankers think I said?

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This is mainly bc I need a pick-up line.

*Mona reads Echo's Pimpstress thread and feels left out and pick-up line-less* *sigh*

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~*Mona*~
97% compatible with Bono
Winner of 4 PLEBA awards
Most Prolific Poster
Most Likely to be Scandalized
Must inventive use/abuse of the English language
Best Loo Cleaner

Love me, give me soul.

 

[WildHonee]

Wow.....I think I just scandalized myself, actually......*hides*

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimp Protege
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

Magic magic magic Joe Houdini.....

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

EDGE: And these are only from my FIRST woman! Hm. I wonder who's tending to the child corral today....

OMG that's TERRIBLE! Don't say things like that! It makes him sound like a Springer guest!

Hee hee.


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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry

"Admit it. You got a stiffy." - Edge

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!
http://www.geocities.com/bonogoestovegas

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165

 

[Mullen-Girl]

BWAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

The Edge thing...Classic

*MG touches Larry's Balls*

The Christmas kind you dirty minded girls

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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/index.html

Meeting Larry:
*MG shows Larry poster*
*Larry reads poster*
*Larry smiles and says "Thank you that's very nice of you"*
*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*

 

[Ana]

Originally posted by Echo:
OMG that's TERRIBLE! Don't say things like that! It makes him sound like a Springer guest!

Hee hee.

LOL I love Jerry Springer's show

 

[WildHonee]

LARRY: That's the show with them cross-dressers right? Wankers....

BONO: Oh, you KNOW you enjoyed that video, Lawrence.

LARRY: Foad, man.

MONA: People, people! Did you even READ The thread? The point is to *scandalize* me. I just want a nice little pick up line, is all.

BONO: Do you sleep on your stomach? Well, then, can I*

MONA: *drools on her Bon Jovi slipper socks* *falls down and needs a Bon Jovi bandaid* Holy guacamole!

*lol thanks to Echo for the novelty pick-up line

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimp Protege
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

Magic magic magic Joe Houdini.....

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

STEWART COPELAND: Okaaayyy...I'm nekkid now!
*looks around* Oh. Wrong thread. *blush*

LARRY: Nice meat--

EDGE: *blush*

LARRY:....I said NICE TO MEET you. What did you wankers think I said?

Hey you, blondie! Yeah, you with the Man Cleavage! You wanna piece o' this? I'm 'bout to show you waht a REAL drummer's made of! Yeah you heard me! I WILL BEAT THE PRETTY RIGHT OUTTA YOU! When I get done with you you're gonna have a tearaway SPLEEN!

(Sorry, couldn't resist. Hey, did you guys know that one time Sting went to the hospital cause he was having chest pains and they thought it was a heart attack but actually he'd been in a fight w/ Stewart and Stewart broke two of his ribs! Ow!)



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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry

"Admit it. You got a stiffy." - Edge

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!
http://www.geocities.com/bonogoestovegas

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
This is mainly bc I need a pick-up line.

*Mona reads Echo's Pimpstress thread and feels left out and pick-up line-less* *sigh*

Here's some for ya:

Wow, Bono, those leather pants are becoming on you. Then again if I were on you I'd be coming too.

(Mona licks her finger and touches Bono with it, then herself with it) Oh dear, let's you and me get out of these wet clothes.

MONA: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass?
BONO: No.
MONA: Damn!

MONA: Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?
BONO: Um, no.
MONA: Well in that case, do you wanna go upstairs and talk?

MONA: Hey Larry how'd you like to go out for a steak and then screw?
(Larry slaps her and walks away)
MONA: Oh thats right I forgot you're a vegetarian!



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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry

"Admit it. You got a stiffy." - Edge

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!
http://www.geocities.com/bonogoestovegas

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Larry:Would you like to eat my meat?
Mona: *is scandalized*
Larry: I can't eat meat remember?

Larry: Would you like to help hold my balls up?
Mona: *is scandalized*
Larry: The Christmas balls

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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/index.html

Meeting Larry:
*MG shows Larry poster*
*Larry reads poster*
*Larry smiles and says "Thank you that's very nice of you"*
*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*

 

[Scottphisto]

MONA: *walks up to Edge who's wearing his cowboy hat* Nice hat, cowboy. You a genuine longhorn?
EDGE: *Blushes so damn much that he passes out*
*Echo comes up, looks around, and drags the unconcious Edge away, giggling*

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ScottPhisto

70% water, 30% Chocolatey Goodness!!

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.


"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown


Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?

EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[wildhoney22]

Larry: So, you wanna do some bangin'?
Mona: *is so scandalized she can't speak*
Larry: Drums, that is.


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~?~*~?~ Katie ~?~*~?~
a little girl with Irish eyes...

We'll shine like stars in the summer night
We'll shine like stars in the winter night
One heart
One hope
One love

roxyangel22@hotmail.com

 

[WildHonee]

Lol!!!

DROOMS: Stop bangin' me, wanker!

The Honeys: *ahem*......

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimp Protege
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

Magic magic magic Joe Houdini.....