MonaVox
Rock n' Roll Doggie
[color=royal blue]MONA: At the PLEBA News HQ, Matt Lauer and I have been recieving increasingly urgent reports concerning Bono's belly bootin.
Or....lack thereof?
*DRAMATIC MUSIC*
MATT: That's right, Mona. You see it has come to the attention of our spies that while pictures of shirtless Bono DO exist, his belly bootin is rarely seen.
MONA: This might perhaps be more newsworthy than the constant movement of Bono's waistline. As you recall, sometimes his pants would be at his hips, sometimes at his chest.
MATT: That's right Mona. But let's stay on topic here. You see it appears that many times, Bono's navel is obscured by
1. hair
2. a banister
3. a towel
4. his hands / arms
5. Edge.....wait. WHAT? Mona.
MONA: Heheh...
MATT: 6. more hair....Hm.
MONA: Now, Matt, do we actually have any evidence that Bono?s navel does indeed exist?
MATT: Yes we have this on file:
MONA: Homina?
MATT: I need a male co-anchor?.
MONA: I smell a sailor joke?.
MATT: No. You don?t. Anyway the point is??we are in hot pursuit of Bono?s belly bootin. WHY, you ask?
MONA: why the moofin NOT.
MATT: Well she?s been ill for a few days you see. Crankiness and all. We let her have her way.
MONA: With you?
MATT: No. [/color]
Or....lack thereof?
*DRAMATIC MUSIC*
MATT: That's right, Mona. You see it has come to the attention of our spies that while pictures of shirtless Bono DO exist, his belly bootin is rarely seen.
MONA: This might perhaps be more newsworthy than the constant movement of Bono's waistline. As you recall, sometimes his pants would be at his hips, sometimes at his chest.
MATT: That's right Mona. But let's stay on topic here. You see it appears that many times, Bono's navel is obscured by
1. hair
2. a banister
3. a towel
4. his hands / arms
5. Edge.....wait. WHAT? Mona.
MONA: Heheh...
MATT: 6. more hair....Hm.
MONA: Now, Matt, do we actually have any evidence that Bono?s navel does indeed exist?
MATT: Yes we have this on file:
MONA: Homina?
MATT: I need a male co-anchor?.
MONA: I smell a sailor joke?.
MATT: No. You don?t. Anyway the point is??we are in hot pursuit of Bono?s belly bootin. WHY, you ask?
MONA: why the moofin NOT.
MATT: Well she?s been ill for a few days you see. Crankiness and all. We let her have her way.
MONA: With you?
MATT: No. [/color]
with the BUTT-ins thing.....
the bootin hunt.
