ROTFLMAO!!! My 70 year old mother's reaction to my pornographic Gina story!!!

[Mrs. Edge]

Don't worry gals, I enlightened my mother on the world of bedazzled pants and man cleavage....

Quote by Mrs. Edge's mom:

That was a GREAT story! I don't care about the sex parts! (which are very ladylike, in fact), but just can't wait to see what happens next!

You really are a talented writer. Is there really a restaurant called The Happy Clam? I love it!

Other fav bits are:
lily pad green eyes
his happy crinkles
unwrap this gorgeous package
The one mistake you make is hilarious, i.e. bedazzled pants. A person is bedazzled by the pants, but pants don't get bedazzled! They only get sparkly. The 'be' prefix makes the verb intransitive,(as in 'bemused').
Also, I think 'died and went to heaven' is overused. Try something new for that.

What is 'man cleavage'? Really, you SHOULD charge for these stories and start heavy advertising for Unicorn Tales. I would imagine, though, that it would be much harder
to write for complete strangers, whose interests you don't share in the slightest, e.g. meeting Tiger Woods!!

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

Only a mother would point out how to use the word "bedazzle" correctly! That is TOO funny! Is she an english teacher?!
~honey

 

[Jody]

lol @ "what is man cleavage". You've got some more educating to do yet Mrs Edge.

 

[Discoteque]

AWWWWW....Mrs. Edge's mommy loves her stories too!!!

I'm SURE she's very proud that her daughter writes smu--er, ROMANCE stories for us Pleba gals!

If MY MOM saw that story Jess...WHOO-EE...not only would she have a coronary, but she'd forbid me to visit Pleba ever again!! (if she could...but she can't, so neener neener)

VERY funny about the "bedazzled" part....your mom must be a teacher??

Disco

 

[Mrs. Edge]

She's not an English teacher, but she should have been! She is a total Anglophile, and is constantly correcting people's grammar and spelling. Now I do it! LOL!

Although she can't stand the music (except for maybe One and WOWY), she makes an effort to watch all my U2 specials so she can keep abreast of what's going on.

She's read quite a few of these stories and kills herself laughing at them. This was the first rated R one though. I'm going to have to show her madonna's child's story next!

 

[Giant Lemon]

LOL! It's great that your mom enjoys the PLEBA stories, Jess! I think I'd be too afraid to show them to my mom!

The bedazzled thing is really cute- did you have to explain to her what a Bedazzler is?

 

[WildHonee]

Oh, man.

Watch me get a phone call from Mrs. Edge's mommy demanding to know what 'man cleavage' is.

Lol!

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[madonna's child]

Originally posted by Mrs. Edge:
She's read quite a few of these stories and kills herself laughing at them. This was the first rated R one though. I'm going to have to show her madonna's child's story next!

lol. i don't know if mommy will approve!

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TRICK OR LARRY!!!

Love,
Emily

The city's desire to take me for more and more...

 

[martha]

You have a great mom, Mrs. Edge! Any mom who thinks that oral sex in a parking garage is ladylike gets my vote for Mom of the Year!

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"She's hyperventilating." --my podiatrist (about me) 10-24-01

 

[Ana]

LOL at your mom, Jess!
She really has some catching up to do with the Man Cleavage phrase!

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*~"Bono's Pupeteer"~*

 

[senrab]

Hahahahahahahaahaha, too funny. My mother is almost 62 and a devout Catholic - she would have a heart attack if she read this latest story! LOLOL

Originally posted by Mrs. Edge:
Don't worry gals, I enlightened my mother on the world of bedazzled pants and man cleavage....

Quote by Mrs. Edge's mom:

That was a GREAT story! I don't care about the sex parts! (which are very ladylike, in fact), but just can't wait to see what happens next!

You really are a talented writer. Is there really a restaurant called The Happy Clam? I love it!

Other fav bits are:
lily pad green eyes
his happy crinkles
unwrap this gorgeous package
The one mistake you make is hilarious, i.e. bedazzled pants. A person is bedazzled by the pants, but pants don't get bedazzled! They only get sparkly. The 'be' prefix makes the verb intransitive,(as in 'bemused').
Also, I think 'died and went to heaven' is overused. Try something new for that.

What is 'man cleavage'? Really, you SHOULD charge for these stories and start heavy advertising for Unicorn Tales. I would imagine, though, that it would be much harder
to write for complete strangers, whose interests you don't share in the slightest, e.g. meeting Tiger Woods!!