Pleban Girls Party - We're Faraway, but so close

[WildHoney]

Basically even though there's thousand of miles between us, we're a close knit sisterhood

 

[Drea]

Basically even though there's thousand of miles between us, we're a close knit sisterhood

So we should stay here then? (Someone had to say it )

 

[WildHoney]

Yeah we should get paid for the time we spend on Pleba

Some of us would be millionairess's

 

[Drea]

*clicks "Done" and posts resume to workopolis*

 

[Drea]

Yeah we should get paid for the time we spend on Pleba

Some of us would be millionairess's

If only I wouldn't have to job hunt!

 

[WildHoney]

How's the job hunt going??

 

[Drea]

Considering I just got the resume together... well, I have a list of jobs to apply for on both workopolis.com and monster.ca, so that's next on the agenda

 

[WildHoney]

At least you're going in the right direction

I can imagine it now, ideal Job : Mrs Adam Clayton

 

[Drea]

^

Actually my ideal job would be personal accountant to the band, but I don't have a formal designation Closest I could get would be an accounting clerk

 

[WildHoney]

Why work when you could be a kept woman

 

[Drea]

 

[WildHoney]

Sometime i wish NI was a bodyguard for U2


Yeah when they toured i'd miss him but just think of the tickets i could get

 

[Alisaura]

Hey everyone...

Remington Steele...

Wild...

Yay for resume posting, Drea!

... we're a close knit sisterhood

And what, no knitting jokes?



*runs off to work*

 

[Drea]

Re: Re: Pleban Girls Party - We're Faraway, but so close

And what, no knitting jokes?

I thought about it

 

[WildHoney]

Hi Ali

I thought they'd be a knitting joke but no one commented

So i shall oblige

A woman is knitting as she drives . Pretty soon, her speed has crept all the way up to 95 mph--and she passes a parked police car. The car gives chase. Officer Bob turns on his siren, but the woman, oblivious, doesn't notice him. Finally, he pulls up alongside her car and yells, "Pull over! PULL OVER!"



She looks at him, looks at her knitting, and yells--



"NO! It's a CARDIGAN!"

 

[WildHoney]

Why don't crows spend all their time Knitting?[

 

[WildHoney]

Why don't crows spend all their time Knitting?[

Answer: Because They're too busy crowchetting.

 

[WildHoney]

What do you call someone who knits cartoons?

 

[WildHoney]

What do you call someone who knits cartoons?

A knitwit.

 

[Drea]

I thought they'd be a knitting joke but no one commented

So i shall oblige

A woman is knitting as she drives . Pretty soon, her speed has crept all the way up to 95 mph--and she passes a parked police car. The car gives chase. Officer Bob turns on his siren, but the woman, oblivious, doesn't notice him. Finally, he pulls up alongside her car and yells, "Pull over! PULL OVER!"



She looks at him, looks at her knitting, and yells--



"NO! It's a CARDIGAN!"

I have that one saved somewhere in my email

 

[WildHoney]

I'm off to bed , just realised the time

It's been fun

Night girls

 

[Drea]

*GROAN* Wild, those last two are appallingly punny

 

[Sad_Girl]

Why work when you could be a kept woman

My ideal job

 

[Drea]

^

 

[Sad_Girl]

I think VP doesn't like us anymore

 

[Drea]

How come?

 

[Sad_Girl]

Cuz she never posts in here anymore

 

[Drea]

True

 

[Sad_Girl]

I see her posts other places but she doesn't come in here much. Maybe I'm just over sensitive, I dunno. I know she's busy.

 

[Drea]

Hopefully she'll come back soon