Elessarian
Refugee
~BrightestStar~ said:
I know. The poor thing.
Really, he needs someone to inspect his wardrobe..to prevent fading in strange places, strings hanging in less than helpful areas..and to check his fly.
I humbly volunteer.
I'll be very thorough.
I imagine if someone brought it to his attention he'd probably be like, What? No shit! *laughs* What an asshole I must look like! *ziiiip* Eh. *instantly forgets and wanders off*