PLEBA: Saving Heterosexuality, One Woman at a Time

[Scottphisto]

OOH!! OOH!!! HOW CAN I DO MY PART TO SAVE HETEROSEXUALITY?!?!?

*Eager*

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

Jello Lord

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Scottphisto:
OOH!! OOH!!! HOW CAN I DO MY PART TO SAVE HETEROSEXUALITY?!?!?

*Eager*

LMAO I'll get back to you on that one!

*hides under a pancake*

*gives SCOTTPHISTO a Hetero League badge*

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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL

PLEBA: Saving heterosexuality, one woman at a time.

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll

 

[FallDownJulie]

hee hee!

*enters a fit giggles*

edgie lost his clothes!!!

hmmm....

YOINK!

*swipes guitar*



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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl


"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"

 

[elevatedmole]

Mona, you are SO SO SO funny.

PLEBA wouldn't ever be the same if you left.

Originally posted by WildHonee:

BONO: I don't get it. But are my PANTS tight enough is what I'm asking here.

LOL.. I was wondering where I should post this. I recently misheard a lyric I knew by heart -- it was the With Or Without You lyric,"My hands are tied". And when I overheard it, I heard it as,"[moany Bono noise he makes] My pants are tight.."

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Official Bono Ego Defender

"Don't call me Shirley." - Larry

"I was drunk, high on him, a shrinking, shadowboxing dwarf following in his foosteps...badly...STARSTRUCK.." - Bono, on meeting Frank Sinatra for the first time

"Bono? Bono is going to tie ropes around my neck? Wait a minute.." - Edge, when shooting the 'Numb' video

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

Originally posted by Scottphisto:
OOH!! OOH!!! HOW CAN I DO MY PART TO SAVE HETEROSEXUALITY?!?!?

*Eager*

LMAO I'll get back to you on that one!

*hides under a pancake*

*gives SCOTTPHISTO a Hetero League badge*

*Scottphisto enters Denney's. He's greeted by the curvacious waitress. Scottphisto eyes her, thinking he's being subtle, but she knows he's looking. She thinks "Not in a million years, pal...". Scottphisto sits down and thumbs through the menu.*
SCOTTPHISTO: Hmm...pancakes. Methinks I'll have that! And, um, ya got any Jello?
WAITRESS: *Attitude* No. We don't have any Jello.
SCOTTPHISTO: Damn. Okay, just the pancakes.
*A few minutes later, a plate of scrumpcious pancake goodness is delivered to Scottphisto. Licking his lips, he grabs the syrup bottle and smothers the plate with mayple syrup. Salivating, eyes glazed, Scottphisto grabs his fork and knife, and begins to dine.*
*As soon as he puts the fork into the cake, it squeaks.*
SCOTTPHISTO: What the fu-
MONA: OW!! Whaddya tryin' to- Scottphisto!! Em...
SCOTTPHISTO: THERE YOU ARE!! *POUNCE*
MONA: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Syrup 'rasslin'!!!*
SCOTTPHISTO: WHOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
MONA: ACK!!

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

Jello Lord

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by elevatedmole:
Mona, you are SO SO SO funny.

PLEBA wouldn't ever be the same if you left.
LOL.. I was wondering where I should post this. I recently misheard a lyric I knew by heart -- it was the With Or Without You lyric,"My hands are tied". And when I overheard it, I heard it as,"[moany Bono noise he makes] My pants are tight.."

Heheh

Elevated Mole I loevth you!

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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL

PLEBA: Saving heterosexuality, one woman at a time.

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll

 

[elevatedmole]

Heheh

Elevated Mole I loevth you!

Ditto, Mona.

Ayiyiyi, I can't get that out of my head! "My pants are tiiight.."

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Official Bono Ego Defender

"Don't call me Shirley." - Larry

"I was drunk, high on him, a shrinking, shadowboxing dwarf following in his foosteps...badly...STARSTRUCK.." - Bono, on meeting Frank Sinatra for the first time

"Bono? Bono is going to tie ropes around my neck? Wait a minute.." - Edge, when shooting the 'Numb' video

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Niamh_Saoirse:
BONO: I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand!

[This message has been edited by Niamh_Saoirse (edited 01-14-2002).]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *blush* LMAO!



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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL

PLEBA: Saving heterosexuality, one woman at a time.

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

Bono: Hi. I'm like a tropical island: hot, wet, and waiting for tourists

Bono: What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name.

Flavia

 

[WildHonee]

LMAO Flavia, I loveth yer pick up lines, but the pics don't work for me!!

Red X's

Except the ginormous rugby one

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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL

PLEBA: Saving heterosexuality, one woman at a time.

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll

[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 01-14-2002).]

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

Flavia: You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."

Bono: You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.

Flavia

 

[#1bonobabe]

LMAO! This thread is hilarious!!

~#1bonobabe http://u2_inspire.tripod.com/

 

[spinninghead77]

Bono: There's a party in my pants and your invited!!! (E-L-E-V-A-T-I-O-N)

Spinny (to Bono): Is that a cup in your pants, or are you just happy to see me??

 

[CatDubh]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

Originally posted by CatDubh:
Oh wow!! I've never seen Larry's teeth before!!!!

Lol! They're better than Bono's eyebrows

Oh probably!! Because he doesn't have anyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! LMAO

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by spinninghead77:
Bono: There's a party in my pants and your invited!!! (E-L-E-V-A-T-I-O-N)

ROFL! Aw you spelled it out and everything! LMAO!


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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL

PLEBA: Saving heterosexuality, one woman at a time.

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Scottphisto:

*Scottphisto enters Denney's. He's greeted by the curvacious waitress. Scottphisto eyes her, thinking he's being subtle, but she knows he's looking. She thinks "Not in a million years, pal...". Scottphisto sits down and thumbs through the menu.*
SCOTTPHISTO: Hmm...pancakes. Methinks I'll have that! And, um, ya got any Jello?
WAITRESS: *Attitude* No. We don't have any Jello.
SCOTTPHISTO: Damn. Okay, just the pancakes.
*A few minutes later, a plate of scrumpcious pancake goodness is delivered to Scottphisto. Licking his lips, he grabs the syrup bottle and smothers the plate with mayple syrup. Salivating, eyes glazed, Scottphisto grabs his fork and knife, and begins to dine.*
*As soon as he puts the fork into the cake, it squeaks.*
SCOTTPHISTO: What the fu-
MONA: OW!! Whaddya tryin' to- Scottphisto!! Em...
SCOTTPHISTO: THERE YOU ARE!! *POUNCE*
MONA: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Syrup 'rasslin'!!!*
SCOTTPHISTO: WHOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
MONA: ACK!!

LMAO!!
This is great -- Scott's turned down by a curvaceous waitress AND he gets conquered, all in one post

lol

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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL

PLEBA: Saving heterosexuality, one woman at a time.

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

BONO: I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand!

Flavia: Hello, well-formed Homo sapien specimen. Would you care to depart with me towards my domiciliary residence and observe a documentary of the ontogenesis of another Homo sapien individual just prior to fertilization?



[This message has been edited by Niamh_Saoirse (edited 01-14-2002).]

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

Bono: What's your name? That's a beautiful name. Can I ask you one single, impulsive question? Are you in love at the present moment? I'm not the type of guy to impede on another man's happiness but if the answer is "No" I'd like to continue with my rhapsody. Has anybody ever told you that you glide? (What?) It's a very special quality, every other girl in this place merely plods along but you glide, girls who glide need guys who make them "thump." (What's thump?) You think about him, you can't eat, you can't sleep, you watch the phone waiting for it to ring. Girls who glide need guys who make them "thump," I can make you "thump." Have dinner with me

Bono: Does God know you've escaped from Heaven? Here, come with me to my place. You can stay there until he calls looking for you.

Bono:What do you think of Bill Clinton? (Answer...) Yeah, me too, but I try not to follow that stuff regarding Bill, Hilliary, or Monica. Want a cigar?

Bono: Do you believe in Santa Claus? Do you think that if I am good this year, he'll put you in my stocking this year?


Flavia




[This message has been edited by Niamh_Saoirse (edited 01-14-2002).]

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by CatDubh:
Oh probably!! Because he doesn't have anyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! LMAO

Lol! O no! *draws Bono some eyebrows*

LARRY: Give 'im a unibrow!

BONO: FOAD, Lawrence.



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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL

PLEBA: Saving heterosexuality, one woman at a time.

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll

 

[Salome]

LARRY: Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

Hey baby wanna see me tenderize my meat? *slaps forehead*

Hey put down that cucumber!!!!!!!

and this jewel?

hey baby wanna help my crack my nu--


and last not least....

Dinner is on us! And so are you!

okay, I stopped here and not because I was laughing

I thought we (as mods) pointed out a few weeks ago that because of some of the younger feedback/pleba members we would like the sexual innuendos in pleba to be toned down a bit

trust me, I don't mind a sexual reference now and again (I do have a sense of humor) but a whole thread dedicated to it is a bit much IMO


this thread almost turned me gay

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it