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Mullen-Girl

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It was a rainy Tuesday at PLEBA Mansion, The girls had already done their morning chores and all came home for lunch. Lemonboy had prepared the girls a lovely pasta lunch.

Lemonboy: Buongiorno Bellas!

Clarity: Mmmmmmmmmmm Pasta *digs in*

Ana: So how was your morning girls?

MG: Well I had to run a few errands with Larry, buying new clothes and all.

Clarity: Ohhhhhhh any mesh?

MG: Oh yeah..*grins* Mesh pants too!

Clarity: Oh my

Spinny: Well I went shopping myself.

Lemonboy: How's the pasta girls?

All: Great!

*The phone rings*

Lemonboy:*picks up* Hello, PLEBA Mansion home of the sexiest girls on the planet *girls giggle*...Yes one second...MG it's for you.

MG:*takes the phone* Thank you Lemonboy...Hello?....Well hello Mr. McG..lovely thanks, what may I help you with?....uh huh...YA WHAT???...eh...ok...*laughs* Ok..they're on their way...alright...well thank you Mr. MCG...ok...bye *hangs up* Oh shite that was funny..

Disco: What was that all about?

MG: Well seems that the boys are having a bit of comptetition with the boy bands these days, well they want us to help the guys eh well beat them out.

Clarity: What is it exactly what they want us to do??

MG: I'm not sure but they're on their way.

Ana: I have a bad feeling about this...

*Meanwhile on their way to PLEBA Mansion*

Larry: What do you mean boy band???????? FOAD!!!! I'm not Boy band material!!!!

Bono: Oh Please pretty boy, you're the guy most qualified for the job.

Edge: Well we do have to find a way to beat them out, I mean we have to appeal to a new audience.

Adam: You mean there will be little girls at our concerts now?

Larry: I swear if I start getting polaroids of 15 year olds in bikinis i'll quit the band.

Bono: Well we have no choice, the PLEBA girls must help us out.

Adam: SO what's the plan?

Bono: Well I thought that we could.....

*back at PLEBA Mansion*

Disco: I swear if they start dressing like the BSB i'm going to start laughing.

MG: Well I don't know but Mr McG sounded serious and kind of worried, i'm sure we could help the boys out.

*The guys arrive at the mansion and are greeted by Lemonboy*

Lemonboy: Welcome guys! Please go ahead and go into the living room, I'll get the girls.

U2: Thanks!*walk into the living room and take a seat*

Lemonboy: Girls! Oh Girls! Your favourite guys are here!

Clarity: Wooooooo hooooooooo *runs down the stairs*

MG:*rides down the railing and runs into the living room* Ok, now that we're all gathered...What's the plan?

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Member and Creator of Larry's Angels Harley Club.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry

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Larry: Get me off this fookin booooooooos!

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Bono: Well I was thinking that maybe we can do like a boy/girl band...ya know like eh what's the name of that Aussie band?

Edge: Oh you mean those kids who had that show?

Bono: Yeah them, well I want to make a combo of U2 and PLEBA girls, and make a band.

Girls: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ana: You've got to be kidding me.

Larry:*sigh* Sadly it's true.

Clarity: Well I don't know I think it would be fun, but what exactly are we going to do?

Bono: Well they're going to have a surprise concert tonight and I want us to do this but sing U2 songs.

Spinny: Do you know how weird that's going to look?

Disco: What are we going to name ourselves?

MG: How about the PLEBA Kids?

All: BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Adam: Sounds cheezy enough to me.

Bono: Well we've got to start practicing, who wants to join in with us?

Ana: Me! This sounds like fun.

Spinny: ME!

Clarity: ME!

MG: ME!

Disco: Eh, I think i'll pass on this one.

Larry: Yeah me too..

Bono: Nuh uh, you have to be in it button popping boy!

Larry:FOAD! *snarl*

Edge: Well ok, now this is what we're going to do....

*The group practices singing and doing some dance moves*

Bono:*thrust* *thrust* *slip* OUCH!

All:BWAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

Bono:*pouts* Hey that's not funny

Larry: Oh yes it is thrust boy..

Edge:*grooves* How's this?

Spinny: Lovely! I wish the other guys could groove like you.

Edge:*bluuuuuuuush*

MG: Ok guys remember we have to move together! That's what them little boy bands do...they do like uhh choreographed dance moves.

Bono: Me and Choreography don't go together.

Clarity: We can see that.

*The group continue practicing until later when it is about time to head off to the secret gig*

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Member and Creator of Larry's Angels Harley Club.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry

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Larry: Get me off this fookin booooooooos!

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-19-2002).]
 
Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
Disco: Eh, I think i'll pass on this one.

Larry: Yeah me too..

Bono: Nuh uh, you have to be in it button popping boy!

Larry:FOAD! *snarl*

I love it when he Foad's and snarls! *melts into a puddle*
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*The gang arrive at their destination, where they can see thousands and thousands of people waiting for them*

Clarity: Oh you've got to be kidding me..

Spinny: OH hell no!

Larry: Yes, I know *sigh*

MG: It's fookin, SLANE?!?!?!

Bono: Yes, McG got us a Slane gig as the PLEBA Kids, the tickets sold out in 5 mins.

Ana: 100,000 people will be watching me make an arse of myself???

Larry: Welcome to our life.

Edge: Well we have 15 mins till we go on, we have to put on our costumes.

Clarity: Costumes?

Adam: Yeah we have to wear these baggy pants and like we each get a brightly coloured shirt.

Larry: Please, just please shoot me now and end my misery.

MG: Well we have no choice so let's go and change.

*The gang change into their oh so tacky, baggy pants and bright coloured shirts and all meet in the wing of the stage*

Edge: You guys ready?

All: NO!

Clarity:*mumbles* Please don't let me fall, please don't let me make an arse of myself.

MG: Oh gawwwwwd i'm going to pass out infront of all these people.

Bono: It's not that bad, all we have to sing are 5 songs...Streets, Elevation, Beautiful Day, Stay and The Fly.

Spinny: And we're going to sing this Boy band style?

Bono: Yes

Spinny: That's it, we're dead meat.

Stagehand: You're on in 1 minute.

Ana: Great well, let's do this and get it over with!

Announcer: PLEASE put your hands together for the next hot thing, The PLEBA Kids!

Crowd:*screams and claps*

*The gang run onstage and run to their respective microphones, there's lots of lights and lasers as they sing each song. The concert is over and the gang run offstage to where Paul McG is standing*

Bono: Well??

McG:*laughs his arse off* Well it looks like I won this bet.

Larry: BET?!?!?!?! What the Fook are you talkin about???

McG: Well Ali bet me that I couldn't turn you guys and girls into a boy/girl band.

Edge: How much did you bet?!?!

McG: Oh, 1 Euro.

MG: ONE EURO?!?!?! That's it??? For 1 fookin Euro we lost our reason and will to live????

McG: It's not that bad, you guys weren't really bad.

Clarity:*mumbles* bloody wanker.

Edge:*cries* I'm going home!

*The gang head back to PLEBA Mansion where most of the girls are wearing PLEBA kids t-shirts*

Lemonboy: Really that was funny!

Ana: If you ever mention this again...I will have you for breakfast..

Lemonboy: Ohhhhh Kinky!

*The gang eat a late dinner and laugh about their experience as boy/girl band*

The End.

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Member and Creator of Larry's Angels Harley Club.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry

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Larry: Get me off this fookin booooooooos!

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-19-2002).]
 
Thanks
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Well it's going to be harder for me to write stories now because my mother took away my cable modem and told me I can't be online during the week....so i'm going to have to sneak on at school...rackem frackem...this foooooookin sucks...I'm soooooooooo pissed off

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Member and Creator of Larry's Angels Harley Club.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry

ani_larry.gif

Larry: Get me off this fookin booooooooos!

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-19-2002).]
 
Bahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! LMAO!

my fave line:

Bono: Me and Choreography don't go together.
Clarity: We can see that.
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LMAO, good job MG!
 
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW You poor baby c'mere *huuuuuuuuuuuuuugs* I know how you feel *sigh* And don't worry about us girlie... It will be hard to survive without your daily dose of humor, but we can do it
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And be good to your mommy, maybe in no time you'll have the conection again!
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oh don't worry about the story, i'll post that everyday! Now I have a plan muaaaaaaaaahahahaha...I'm going to be leaving my house soon, very very soon...don't want to give too many details...it might leak out to my mother or something lol
 
WooHoo!!! That was great Mullen Girl, and what a funny idea to turn us all into the S-Club 7!!! They are without a doubt the cheesiest thing I have ever seen!!

That sucks that you won't be able to write as many stories, but we will help you out, right girlies????

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***Spinny***
"OH, SINNY- er,um- SPINNY!" (freudian slip?)-JulyFly

"Here I go and I don't know why
I spin so ceaselessly
Could it be he's taken over me????
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Oh Ana, me voy a ir a Europa en el verano y no me voy a regresar a mi casa...me voy para Dublin y me voy a quedar con unos amigos ahi...no se cuando vaya a regresar, pero ya lo tenia planeado hace mucho tiempo
 
So that's what you're up to huh? Well then I wish you the best luck ever. Although I don't think your parents will be that happy about yer decision, girl.
But Anyways: DUBLIN!? THAT IS SO GREAT!!!!
U2's LAND!!!! I'm sooooooooo happy for you Cristy
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damn, Im sorry Cristy, i would have gone to chat if I had known. Im sorry prachtig girl. I was away for a bit!!!! I'll give you a call tonight, if i dont hear from you today!
 
This is great!!Im having a laugh and Im starting to learn some spanish!
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Keep up the good work MG!!

But when I saw the title I was actually hoping a wee bit that Edge would have needed a rythm guitarist!
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"PLEBA Mansion Bootler"

"Lemons, the chicks- they love the lemon"
-Bono in Rotterdam-

"Proud member of the U2 gender"
 
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