Mullen-Girl
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
Ok i'm writing this story cos this weekend we went hiking...it was a blast but there were many obstacles for me lol cos i'm not like a hiker but i'm really getting into it now and it was hilarryous cos there was one part where there was a bridge...well this bridge was like completely under water and you had to go on this section of a cliff...a clay cliff (bout 15 ft high 10 ft wide) and well my fiance went first...it had a tree truck in the middle down the cliff so he almost slipped but grabbed hold of the tree trunk. Of course after seeing this I like paniked and looked down at the swamp below and I started saying "heeeeeeeeeeell no!!! I'm not jumping you're nuts!" He was like c'mon ya chicken...so after like 5 mins of trying to convince him that we should turn around and go back I finally reached out and grabbed his hand, almost slipped but I did it! and then went down the other side of the tree trunk holding on to it for dear life...lmfao...then another part I had to cross on a tree trunk cos it was like in the middle of a muddy thing...and I have HORRIBLE balance so I start and i'm like flapping my arms until about half way when I almost fall over and I say feck it! and I just walk through the mud LOL...man I felt so dumb cos like old people did both those things better than I could...anywho on with the story
*The boys decided to take a hiking trip on their own to some hills outside Dublin to do some male bonding*
Bono: I've got my gear ready to go!
Larry: *snarls* Man I haven't been camping in such a long time!
Edge: I've got my tent builder 3000 packed!
Adam: What's that?
Edge: *grins* Well if you push this button here...
Larry: *eyes light up* Bootins??????
Edge: This machine will put up my tent automatically.
Bono: So if I push this button right here...*pushes button and a whole tent pops out of a suitcase and inflates itself* WOOPS!
Adam: Oh Lord *rolls eyes*
Edge: Man Bono!!!! *pouts* It's going to take me at least 20 mins to get it back in the suitcase.
Larry: *snarls* Well maybe you should have built something to pack it back up *laughs*
Edge: *peers* Don't make fun of me!!!!
*The boys pack up their gear into their car and head out west of Dublin to some beautiful emerald hills*
Adam: *parks the car*
Bono: *gets out and takes a deep breath* Ahhhhhh the fresh air
Larry: So where exactly are we headed *pop*
Edge: According to my GPS...we're heading in that direction *points*
Adam: Well alright boys! Let's get hiking!
*The boys start hiking up this hill, climbing over rocks, just enjoying the scenery..when..*
Bono: Hey Edge did you invent like a portable loo or something?
Larry: *snarls* Portable loo??? Real men just go in the bush!
Bono: Well that's good and all but I don't want any creature unless it is a woman, staring at my bits.
Adam: Oh c'mon Bono. It's such a wonderful feeling to free your willy.
Edge: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Did you guys hear that?
Larry: Hear what?
Edge: I heard some rustling in the bushes over there! *points*
Bono: Seeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I told you some creature could bite off my bits!!!
Adam: *gets closer and gasps* Oh my God!
Bono: What?!?!?!
Adam: It's...it's....
*The boys decided to take a hiking trip on their own to some hills outside Dublin to do some male bonding*
Bono: I've got my gear ready to go!
Larry: *snarls* Man I haven't been camping in such a long time!
Edge: I've got my tent builder 3000 packed!
Adam: What's that?
Edge: *grins* Well if you push this button here...
Larry: *eyes light up* Bootins??????
Edge: This machine will put up my tent automatically.
Bono: So if I push this button right here...*pushes button and a whole tent pops out of a suitcase and inflates itself* WOOPS!
Adam: Oh Lord *rolls eyes*
Edge: Man Bono!!!! *pouts* It's going to take me at least 20 mins to get it back in the suitcase.
Larry: *snarls* Well maybe you should have built something to pack it back up *laughs*
Edge: *peers* Don't make fun of me!!!!
*The boys pack up their gear into their car and head out west of Dublin to some beautiful emerald hills*
Adam: *parks the car*
Bono: *gets out and takes a deep breath* Ahhhhhh the fresh air
Larry: So where exactly are we headed *pop*
Edge: According to my GPS...we're heading in that direction *points*
Adam: Well alright boys! Let's get hiking!
*The boys start hiking up this hill, climbing over rocks, just enjoying the scenery..when..*
Bono: Hey Edge did you invent like a portable loo or something?
Larry: *snarls* Portable loo??? Real men just go in the bush!
Bono: Well that's good and all but I don't want any creature unless it is a woman, staring at my bits.
Adam: Oh c'mon Bono. It's such a wonderful feeling to free your willy.
Edge: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Did you guys hear that?
Larry: Hear what?
Edge: I heard some rustling in the bushes over there! *points*
Bono: Seeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I told you some creature could bite off my bits!!!
Adam: *gets closer and gasps* Oh my God!
Bono: What?!?!?!
Adam: It's...it's....
. If it makes you feel any better, that would probably happen to me, too. 
...poor Bono...
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...Bonochick's been rubbing off on Edge...
