PLEBA Mansion Presents: The Bid

[Mullen-Girl]

Bonochick: *peers at the computer* You stupid mofo!

Bluey: What's wrong?

Bonochick: Somebody bid on this shirt that I wanted *pout*

FS: Oh don't worry. I'm sure it'll come up there again sometime.

Soulnation: You know they put the strangest stuff on Ebay.

Moonlit Angel: Yeah! I saw somebody put their ear wax on there *gags*

MG: *shakes her head* I hope nobody bought that.

Bonochick: Hey. I wonder how much the boys would go for on Ebay?

FS: Are you kidding? Probably like millions of dollars.

Bluey: *raises eyebrow* Bonochick...I don't like that look that you have on your face.

Bonochick: *grins* Well we could be filthy rich.

MG: Well why don't we try someone less famous first?

Moonlit Angel: How about Lemonboy?

FS: Yeah! Lemonboy would do anything for us!

Bluey: Well let's get him up here and let's convince him. *calls on the intercom* lemonboy? Could you come up please?

Lemonboy: Sure. *walks up to Bonochick's room* Can I do something for you girls? *smiles*

Bonochick: *puts arm around Lemonboy and smiles* How would you like to become known to millions of people around the world?

Lemonboy: *eyes widen* To millions of girls?

Moonlit Angel: Of course!

Lemonboy: Count me in! What is it?

MG: We'd like to put you up on Ebay.

Lemonboy: Are you serious?

FS: Yes! I mean think about it. You'd be known around the world and girls would be bidding for you and you'd get a percentage of the auction.

Lemonboy: *shrugs* Yeah what the hell. Let's do it!

Bonochick: *laughs evily* Your soul is MIIIIIIIIIIINE!

Bluey: You're strange you know that.

Bonochick: Of course! *starts typing madly*

*10 minutes later*

Bonochick: Done! Lemonboy, you're on Ebay!

Lemonboy: Alright! *stares at the screen* They can start bidding now.

MG: Well Lemonboy you've got to give it an hour for it to circle around on there.

Lemonboy: Okay i'll be back in an hour.

*An hour later*

Lemonboy: *excitedly* Did anybody bid yet?

FS: Nope not yet. But just be patient. We made this a quick bid so the auction will be over in a couple of hours.

Lemonboy: *pouts* Ok

MG: This doesn't seem to be going very well.

Bluey: Well you've got to think about it this way. Nobody would do a search on a Lemonboy.

Moonlit Angel: Yeah maybe we should bid on him just to make him feel better.

Soulnation: Well how much does everybody have?

Bonochick: Don't look at me. I spent my last euro buying some chocolates *grins*

FS: I've got 2 euros. Anybody else?

MG: *looks around* nope looks like you're the richest of us all.

Bluey: *laughs* Oh poor Lemonboy. Well at least he's going to be somewhat happy. FS he's gong to be yours.

FS: *grins* ohhhhh I get Lemonboy all to myself! I can think of a few things he can clean for me.

Lemonboy: *peeks in the door* Any luck?

Moonlit Angel: yes! Somebody bid on you!

Lemonboy: *giddy* Ohhhhh how much?

Bonochick: *lightly* 2 Euros.

Lemonboy: How much?

Bonochick: *clears her throat* 2 Euros.

Lemonboy: That's it?!?!?

MG: Well it's better than nothing! *hugs Lemonboy*

Lemonboy: How much longer till the auction ends?

FS: Oh it's over. And you're mine *grins*

Lemonboy: You bid on me???

FS: Yep now slave! To my room and clean out all my drawers and closets and organize everything neatly.

Lemonboy: Yes ma'am! *marches off to FS' room*

Bluey: Well that didn't work well with Lemonboy.

Bonochick: Yes but this is U2 we want to put on there! You know how many people search for U2 stuff everyday? Millions! *grins evily* I'm still going through with the plan

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Ok guys. Sorry but i'm going to have to finish this tomorrow. My mind just can't concentrate on doing this right now. LOL I got distracted and my mind went off track and now I just can't get it back.

 

[Bonochick]

Ack, I wanna read the rest!!!!

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Edge: *on the computer* Ah Ebay. Tis my world.

Bono: Hey are there any hot chicks on there?

Edge: No Bono! Nobody would put actual people on there.

Larry: *snarls* Yeah there might be a blow up kind *laughs*

Bono: Well something is better than nothing. *grins*

Adam: Hey why don't you do a search on us. I always love to see what rare items are going on there.

Edge: *types* Wow there's about 2,000 items on here. To see everything i'd take like hours.

Larry: Well just show the first page.

*Meanwhile*

FS: Did you do it??

Bonochick: *grins* Oh yeah. They're all on there.

MG: How much did you start the bidding for?

Bonochick: Oh just $1,000.

Moonlit Angel: I feel kinda bad now. I mean these people are bidding from around the world. How will we convince the guys to head to whatever part of the world the winner is from?

Bluey: Simple. Just tell them there's an interview and give them the person's addy.

FS: *laughs evily*

Lemonboy: *walks in looking tired* Ok FS. I think i've cleaned all I can. Can I rest now?

FS: No! You must cook us dinner now

Lemonboy: *pouts* Yes ma'am.

*Back at U2 Mansion*

Edge: *peers at the screen* Um Larry?

Larry: What?

Edge: We're on Ebay.

Larry: Yeah I know they sell a bunch of our stuff.

Edge: No I mean WE'RE on Ebay. Like each one of us is up for auction.

Larry: WHAT??? *rushes to the screen* No there has to be a mistake!

Edge: It's no mistake. It looks like Bonochick put is up on there! And people are bidding like mad!

Adam: *looks at the screen* Man. It's already up to 20,000 euros for each of us. I wonder if a hot girl is bidding on me...*grins*

Larry: I am going over there right now and getting this straight! *rushes out the door and hops in the car*

Bono: Well i don't think it's that bad at all. *shrugs*

*Back at PLEBA Mansion*

Bonochick: *laughs evily* Look at this girls! The bids are going out of the roof! and we still have a few hours left.

Moonlit Angel: Wow we're going to be so rich!

*Pounding sound at the door*

MG: Uh oh! That doesn't sound too good.

Bluey: You don't think they found out already do you?

FS: It wouldn't surprise me one bit.

Lemonboy: *opens the door* Good evening Larry. Can I...

Larry: *rushes past Lemonboy* Where's Bonochick?

Lemonboy: She's up in her room.

Larry: Her arse is mine!

Soulnation: *peeks out of the door* Oh shite! It's Larry and he doesn't look too happy!

Bonochick: Quick! Close the door and lock it!

MG: *shuts the door and leans back against it* We need to put something on there to block it!

FS: Yeah! C'mon girls let's move Bonochick's dresser over the door!

Larry: *pounds on the door* Open this door!

Moonlit Angel: No! You're going to have to blow down this door!

Larry: I'll find a way in!

Bluey: *puts ear to door* I think he's gone.

Bonochick: I dunno I don't trust it!

MG: But there's no other way he can get in!

FS: Um girls? *points at the window*

Soulnation: ACK! He's climbing up the wall!

Moonlit Angel: What is he Spiderman?

Bluey: Looks like he has some kinda suction cups. We might as well give it up girls!

Bonochick: Well the good news is that the auction is over! *laughs* He can't do anything about it now!

MG: How much did they go for?

Bonochick: Bono went for 500,000 euros, Edge went for 20,000 euros, Adam went for 325,000 euros and Larry went for 730,00 euros.

Larry: I went for the most money?!?! I beat out Bono?!?! YES!!! Finally it's proven I have more fans than him! Who won me?

FS: Looks like somebody in NYC.

Larry: Well I can do that. *dials the boys* Well bad news. I couldn't get here in time to end the auction so we're sold....yeah...well i'll tell you later...*hangs up* I still can't believe you girls did this.

Bluey: Well it's just our nature. *grins* We're just glad you're not upset.

Larry: Well tell you what...since you did this without our knowledge you'll have to donate some money to a charity of our choice.

Bonochick: *pouts* Well ok.

MG: *scribles on a piece of paper* Alright here is where you guys need to head off to. *hands it to Larry*

Larry: *reads it* Edge - Spain, Bono - LA, Adam - Norway. Got it. Well off we go I guess. *leaves the PLEBA Mansion*

FS: *shrugs* Well that worked out well. At least we get some money. Time to go shopping!

The End.

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

Bonochick: Bono went for 500,000 euros, Edge went for 20,000 euros, Adam went for 325,000 euros and Larry went for 730,00 euros.

Larry: I went for the most money?!?! I beat out Bono?!?! YES!!! Finally it's proven I have more fans than him!

...oh, geez...

Also, poor Lemonboy. .

Angela

 

[Bonochick]

BWAAAHAAAHAA!!!!!!!

I think that was my favorite one so far!

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Yaaaaay I'm glad you enjoyed it girls One of these days i'm going to have to print all my PLEBA Mansion stories out and give it to the guys on their next tour LOL

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

Yaaaaay I'm glad you enjoyed it girls One of these days i'm going to have to print all my PLEBA Mansion stories out and give it to the guys on their next tour LOL

Haha, that'd be hilarious-I would love to see their reactions to the stories!

Angela