PLEBA Mansion Presents: The Beach

[Mullen-Girl]

It was a beautiful day and the girls were starting to get cabin fever from being indoors.

Bluey: *snarls* I need some sun! People are starting to see through me i'm so white!

Bonochick: *peers* Yep definitely!

Moonlit Angel: Why don't we head to the beach?

MG: Yeah that's a great idea! We can have a picnic.

FS: Well we all better pack alot of sunscreen or we'll come back as tomatos!

Lemonboy: Oh oh oh! Can I come please?!?!?! *smiles*

Bluey: Yeah what the hey. You can carry all our shite.

Lemonboy: *claps*

*The gang take the DART to Killiney beach*

FS: *jumps off the train* Ahhhhh Tis so lovely out!

MG: *stretches* Yeah. I wonder if they'll be alot of people here today?

Lemonboy: *walks off the DART with a basket and bags of stuff* Um can somebody help me please?

Bonochick: *peers at Lemonboy* What's your job?

Lemonboy: I'm a bootler.

Bonochick: Ok glad you understand *grins evily*

FS: *runs into the tunnel that leads to the beach* WHEEEEEEEE!

Bluey: *sets her towel down on the rocks/sand* Ugh that is one thing I don't like about this beach. All the rocks hurt my arse!

MG: *lays back soaking in the rays*

Lemonboy: I'm going to go change into my swimsuit! *runs into the loo*

Moonlit Angel: *shrugs and opens up the picnic basket* Mmmmmmm my favourite!

Rackem Frackem! I didn't get to finish the story today I promise I will tomorrow tho

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Ok here we go again!

It was a beautiful day and the girls were starting to get cabin fever from being indoors.

Bluey: *snarls* I need some sun! People are starting to see through me i'm so white!

Bonochick: *peers* Yep definitely!

Moonlit Angel: Why don't we head to the beach?

MG: Yeah that's a great idea! We can have a picnic.

FS: Well we all better pack alot of sunscreen or we'll come back as tomatos!

Lemonboy: Oh oh oh! Can I come please?!?!?! *smiles*

Bluey: Yeah what the hey. You can carry all our shite.

Lemonboy: *claps*

*The gang take the DART to Killiney beach*

FS: *jumps off the train* Ahhhhh Tis so lovely out!

MG: *stretches* Yeah. I wonder if they'll be alot of people here today?

Lemonboy: *walks off the DART with a basket and bags of stuff* Um can somebody help me please?

Bonochick: *peers at Lemonboy* What's your job?

Lemonboy: I'm a bootler.

Bonochick: Ok glad you understand *grins evily*

FS: *runs into the tunnel that leads to the beach* WHEEEEEEEE!

Bluey: *sets her towel down on the rocks/sand* Ugh that is one thing I don't like about this beach. All the rocks hurt my arse!

MG: *lays back soaking in the rays*

Lemonboy: I'm going to go change into my swimsuit! *runs into the loo*

Moonlit Angel: *shrugs and opens up the picnic basket* Mmmmmmm my favourite!

Lemonboy: *comes back wearing a long body suit and wearing floaties on his arms and a float around his waist* Alright! I'm ready!

FS: *busts out laughing* OMG!!!!

Lemonboy: *pouts* What?

FS: You look sooooooooo dumb!

Lemonboy: I can't help it if I can't swim! *slowly walks to the water pouting*

MG: Awwwwwwwwwww poor Lemonboy! I do have to admit he looks adorable in his little get up! *giggles*

Bluey: *looks up* I don't like all these birds flying about.

Moonlit Angel: *munches* Why? What's the prob with these birds? They're just enjoying the day like us!

Bluey: *shrugs*

*The girls lay out chatting and joking when all of a sudden*

Bonochick: *peers at seagull*

Seagull: *peers back at Bonochick and squacks*

Bonochick: *covers her food* Schoo! Schoo!

DallasSchoo: *walks by with a guitar on his back* Did somebody call?

Bonochick: *blinks* No I told the bird to shoo!

DallasSchoo: *shrugs and keeps walking*

Seagull: *snaps at Bonochick's food*

Bonochick: *waves her hand and tries to smack the seagull* Get away from my FOOD!!!

Moonlit Angel: *Laughs hard* oh geez

Seagull: *grabs Bonochick's sandwich and flies off*

Bonochick: HEEEEEEEEY!!! Come back with my sandwich *stands up and waves hand*

MG: *laughs* Yeah like waving your hand will bring it back.

Bonochick: *peers at MG*

Bluey: See!!! I told you!! Birds are eeeeeeeeeeeevil!!!!

*Seagulls start flying over the girls and start swooping down trying to get the food*

MoonlitAngel: *runs into the water* Get them away from meeeeee!!!!!

FS: *rolls around on the ground laughing*

*Five minutes pass and the girls stare at the destruction the birds caused*

Bonochick: *sniffs* They didn't even leave a smidge of my sandwich. Damn birds!

MG: Well at least they didn't steal the blanket!

Bluey: Hey where's Lemonboy?

Moonlit Angel: *yells* LEMONBOY!? BOOTLER?

FS: Uh oh I don't like this! Where is he???

*Meanwhile*

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Lemonboy: *opens eyes* What the? *looks around* Where am I? I'm like in the middle of the freakin Irish sea and I can't see any land!!! *starts to panic and screams* HELP! SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEEEEEEE! *starts to cry* I want my mommy!

*back on the beach*

MG: I can't see him in the water or anywhere!

Moonlit Angel: I swear next time we need a leash on this boy!

Bluey: I just hope that he hasn't drowned yet.

FS: No! He can't drown *drops down to her knees* WHY GOD? WHY COULDN'T IT JUST BE SOMEBODY ELSE?

Bonochick: Whatever dude like that'll bring him back. We need to advise the beach guard.

Bluey: Where could he have gone?

MG: He could have gone all the way to England!

Moonlit Angel: Mg..that's impossible.

MG: NuhUh! England is only 3 hours away by ferry.

FS: Well cmon! I know the boys have a boat and their house is just on the hill so we should go and see if they can help us out!

*The girls head to U2's mansion. Meanwhile*

Lemonboy: *swims around* Jaysus! Where am I heading?

*All of a sudden a boat comes out of nowhere*

Lemonboy: What the hell? Well I might as well take my chance *starts screaming loud so the boat can hear*

Captain: *brings in boat near Lemonboy* Do you need some help laddie?

Lemonboy: Yes please sir! I've been floating here it seems for like hours!

Captain: *drops ladder down the side of the boat* C'mon lad! hop on in!

Lemonboy: *climbs up the ladder* Thank you! *shivers*

Captain: *hands Lemonboy a blanket* What are you doing all the way out here with these floaty things wrapped around you?

Lemonboy: Ohhhhhhhhh! Well I was floating at Killiney Beach and I guess I fell asleep and now...well where are we?

Captain: Oh we're in the middle of the Irish sea about 20 miles out from land.

Lemonboy: *wide eyed* Geez it's a good thing you found me then!

Captain: Yes it is! You could have ended up either frozen or in England! *laughs*

*Back at U2's mansion*

Bono: *rumages through a drawer* I swear I left the keys to the boat in here!

Larry: *rolls eyes* So how long has he been gone now?

FS: *looks at watch* About 2 hours.

Bono: AHA! Got em! Well c'mon let's not waste anymore time! To the Phisto Boat!

*The gang head to the boat*

MG: Oh please don't tell me Bono's driving!

Larry: *snatches the keys out of Bono's hand* Nope! I'm driving!

Moonlit Angel: Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

*Meanwhile*

Lemonboy: So where are you from?

Captain: Oh i'm not really from anywhere. My place is the sea.

Lemonboy: Oh well that must be nice then.

Captain: Sometimes. But I can't drop anchor on any country because I don't have a passport.

Lemonboy: Then how do you get all your supplies and gas?

Captain: *winks at Lemonboy* Oh I have my way. *looks out into the sea* Well laddie...we're getting too close to country waters. I'm going to lend you my raft and give you some supplies in case you get lost but here *takes something out of his pocket* Here's my compass.

Lemonboy: Wow it looks so old! Are you sure you want me to have it?

Captain: *smiles and pats Lemonboy* Yes laddie. *shows Lemonboy to the raft*

Lemonboy: *hops in and takes all the supplies* I really want to thank you Captain. You don't know how much you've helped me.

Captain: Ah tis a pleasure having met you too Lemonboy. Take care!

Lemonboy: *waves and rows away* Wow what a great man! I wish the girls could have met him!

*A half hour passes*

Bono: *standing on bow of ship* Ahoy! I think I see somebody!

Bluey: *runs up behind Bono* Hey! *points* I think it's him!

Larry: *honks horn*

Lemonboy: *stands up and jumps up and down* YAY!!!!!!!! I'm over here!

Bonochick: Let me just get a hold of him and i'm going to kick his arse!

MG: Ah no you won't you'll be attacking him with hugs!

Bonochick: *smiles* Yeah probably!

*They pull up next to Lemonboy*

Lemonboy: Oh thank God! I was starting to worry myself!

Larry: *helps Lemonboy onto the boat*

Moonlit Angel: What happened to you?

Lemonboy: Well I dunno I fell asleep and ended up like 20 miles out to sea! Thankfully this man helped me.

Bono: Oh why aren't you with him?

Lemonboy: Well he says he's not really a citizen of a country so he can't come into country waters. He gave me this tho *takes compass out of pocket*

Larry: *looks at it and eyes widen* Um Lemonboy.

Lemonboy: yes?

Larry: I think you've met our irish ghost captain!

MG: What?

Larry: Yes look *points at name on back of compass* This is Captain Peter O'Connell's. He died back in 1930s.

Lemonboy: *swallows* Oh my. Remind me not to go out to sea unsupervised again!

*The gang head home, thankful that Lemonboy is in one piece*

The End.

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Sorry there won't be a PLEBA Mansion today. I've got a Kidney infection and i'm going to go home and rest

 

[Tabby]

Get well soon

 

[Lemonboy]

Yeah get well MG.....As much as I love your stories your health is much more important....

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

Re: Ok here we go again!

Lemonboy: *walks off the DART with a basket and bags of stuff* Um can somebody help me please?

Bonochick: *peers at Lemonboy* What's your job?

Lemonboy: I'm a bootler.

Bonochick: Ok glad you understand *grins evily*

. Again I say, poor Lemonboy...

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl
*The girls lay out chatting and joking when all of a sudden*

Bonochick: *peers at seagull*

Seagull: *peers back at Bonochick and squacks*

Bonochick: *covers her food* Schoo! Schoo!

DallasSchoo: *walks by with a guitar on his back* Did somebody call?

Bonochick: *blinks* No I told the bird to shoo!

DallasSchoo: *shrugs and keeps walking*

Seagull: *snaps at Bonochick's food*

Bonochick: *waves her hand and tries to smack the seagull* Get away from my FOOD!!!

Moonlit Angel: *Laughs hard* oh geez

Seagull: *grabs Bonochick's sandwich and flies off*

Bonochick: HEEEEEEEEY!!! Come back with my sandwich *stands up and waves hand*

MG: *laughs* Yeah like waving your hand will bring it back.

Bonochick: *peers at MG*

Bluey: See!!! I told you!! Birds are eeeeeeeeeeeevil!!!!

!

Angela

 

[Bonochick]

BWAAAHAAHAAA!!!!!!!!!! Oh, how I entertain myself!

Get well soon, MG.

 

[U2Kitten]

Take care Mullen Girl and drink cranberry juice and no sodas