Pleba Mansion Presents... Mullen Girl's Farewell Celebration

[Ana]

I was gonna write something all by myself, but , I think it would totally rock if we all could contribute with the story.
I hope you girls like the idea.
Well, let me start

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*Mullen-Girl and Larry stepped out of the PLEBA mansion, leaving all the residents weaping sadly. After the newly-wed couple left, everyone entered the mansion and gathered on the living room*

Clarity: *sniffle* I'm gonna miss my twin sooooo much *snort*
Ana: Who'll put a smile on our faces when our days are bitter? *sniffle*
Bono: I can put a smile on yer face anytime, sweetie *wink*
Spinny: *pouts* And how'bout me Bono?
Bono: *hugging both Spinny and Ana* I'll make you both happy girls *kisses them on cheeks*
Ana & Spinny: *faint*
Disco: K, K. Enough with the hormones. Remember we are crying for the lost of a dear friend? Sheesh *rolls eyes*
Bluey: Yeah. Everything happened so soon.
Lemonboy: But how did she managed to keep quiet about it? She didn't even gave us any suspicions.
Edge: Neither did Larry. We never imagined this. *shakes head*
Adam: Everybody Calm down! I mean, is not like we are not ever going to see them again. Relax! Instead of being sad we should be celebrating their marriage.
AM: Hey! you're right!
Bono: Great idea, Adam!
JemEvans: So wadda ya say? Should we throw a party on their honor?
Spinny: We should definitely do it!
Ana: I totally agree!
JemEvans: Then what are we waiting for? Lets get to work!

 

[JemEvans]

Me next!! Me next!!
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Bono: work? I thought we were going to have a party
Edge: You lazy arse...we have to get the things for the party
Adam: How about you get the drinks Bono.. think you can handle that?
Spinny: Can we help?? You know in carrying the drinks
Ana: Yea like Bono says...the more the merrier
Disco: Whatever gets you guys in helping and keeps you out of trouble
AM: Adam and I can get the food
Lemonboy: The kitchen is going to feel so empty at nite...but she'll be back *sniff*
Jem: Why don't you help Adam and AM in the kitchen Lemonboy...help you take your mind off of missing MG
Lemonboy: ok
Bluey: Jem you and I can decorate the place for the party
Jem: great and Edge...
Edge: yes?
Jem: You and Disco can pick out some music
Clarity: What about me??? What can I do ?
Jem: Clarity...you can supervise everything and tell us what's needed to make this the perfect party in honor of u'r twin's happy time
Clarity: so I have All the power?? oooo I like that
Spinny: is that wise?
Clarity: Hey I heard that! Shouldn't you be getting drinks with Bono and Ana ??
*Spinny dashes off to get the drinks w/Bono and Ana*
Disco: Well this party isn't going to get done on its own...come on Edge
Edge: I'm coming

 

[blueeyes]

*Bluey and Jem wander upstairs to the attic to get some decorations*
Bluey: *sigh* this is so sad... I don't really feel like partying too much.
Jem: I know. But I mean, we're supposed to be happy for her.
Bluey: I wonder what they wore?
Jem: If MG had her way, larry would be in an all mesh tuxedo.
Bluey: *spaces out* Mmmm...tuxedo...*snaps back to reality* sorry there.
Jem: Ooookay. So... how should we decorate this?
Bluey: Like every wedding... dim lighting,
lots of red velvet, and gold, and maybe a few creepy skeletons in the closet just for a little bit of evil. *spaces out* Mmmmm...evil..
Jem: They're not the adams family bluey.
Bluey: Right then... so what do you suggest...*sarcastically* flowers and pastels and happy unicorny wedding decor? *sniff*
Jem: You're kind of a bitch.
Bluey: *smirk* I know.
Jem: Okay... MG loves...Larry so we'll decorate the place with pictures of Larry.
Bluey: But he'd HATE that, you know how shy he is.
Jem: Right.
Bluey: I know! We'll cover the pictures in MESH!!!
Jem: YEAH!!! That way we can see them... but not see them.... kind of like moobs.
Bluey: Exactly darling.
Jem: Let's get started.
Bluey: *spaces out* Mmmm...started...
Jem: ok, that was unnecessary and made NO sense.
Bluey: *looks down* I know.
Jen: Let's go.
*Jem and Bluey walk downstairs in search of Larry pics and thousands of yards of mesh*

 

[JemEvans]

Bluey: Right then... so what do you suggest...*sarcastically* flowers and pastels and happy unicorny wedding decor? *sniff*

*GAG* I liked the Adams family one better

and spacing out at the word started?? oookkk lol If this keeps happening we'll never finish decorating

 

[Mullen-Girl]

MG:*to Larry* I feel like I forgot something.

Larry: Do you want to go back to the Mansion to check and see?

MG: Yeah let's go

*drives back to the Mansion and hears the partying* Heeeeeey they're having a party...must be happy that I left.

Larry: Maybe they're just celebrating our wedding, we should have told them.

MG:*walks in the door* HEY GIRLS I'M BACK!

Ana: Cristy!!! Aren't you supposed to be gone?

MG: Well I think I forgot something in my room.

Clarity: Is it this? *holds up picture of her and Larry*

MG: YES!!! Thanks twin! Now what's all this partying about?

Bluey: We're Celebrating your wedding!

Larry: Well that's nice. *to Cristy* Maybe we should party first then leave eh?

Bono:*gasssp* Larry? Wanting to party? I think Hell has frozen over.

Larry: FOAD! Now let's party!

 

[Ana]

Ok I wrote this before Cristy posted so here it goes anyway

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*Back at the kitchen*

Lemonboy: Okay! Lets see what we have *opens the fridge door* Mhh.. Yup... Got that covered... Ok
AM: What are we going to prepare?
Adam: I was thinking of a real fancy dinner.
AM: Sounds good to me. What do you think, Lemonboy?
Lemonboy: Actually, I was thinking of fixing some mexican dishes for Mullen-Girl. And for Larry some salads.
AM: Y'know you're right. I'm sure they'll both love to eat what they best like.
Adam: Ok then. I'll prepare a caesar salad. Larry loves my salads.
AM: *pouts* how come you never fix ME any salads?
Adam: Are you a vegetarian?
AM: Errrrr... I get yer point.
Lemonboy: Okay. Me and AM will fix the mexican dishes while you prepare the salad.
Adam: Deal

Adam preparing the salad

*Meanwhile, at the wine cellar*
Bono: Man!this place is too dark

Ana: It is if you don't turn on the lights, sweetie *turns the light switch on*
Bono: *slaps forehead* Thanks, Ana
Spinny: *rolls eyes*
Ana: AWW Spinny... Don't be so cruel. You know he's... Ermm...
Bono: Special? *smiles*
Ana: Yes you are! *pinches his cheek*
Bono: *giggle*
Spinny: Oh!! Bono, C'mere!
Bono: What?
Spinny: Pick this box, please. I can't wait to drink that champagne
Ana: Bono!!
Bono: What?
Ana: Take this *hands him a box of tequila bottles* I'm drinking these tonight!
Bono: Okay. Just lemme put this box here and...
Spinny: Bono! Bono!
Bono: *cranky* Whaaaaaat?
Spinny: We've gotta take these scotchs also! Here *hands him a box of scotch bottles*
Ana: And also this Guiness *puts a box over the box Spinny gave him*
Spinny: And...
Bono: *losing it* ENOOOOOUGHH!!!!
*Ana & Spinny blink twice*
Ana: Oh-My-Gawd!
Spinny: I know! *giggle*
Ana & Spinny: You're so sexy when you get mad!!!!!!!!!!!
Bono: *grin* I do?
Ana: Fucking Yeah!
Spinny: Y'know what this means, Ana?
Ana: *nods*
Bono: *getting freaked* What the...
Ana & Spinny: TACKLE!!!!!!!!!!
Bono: Oh Yeah? Catch me if you can! *runs trying to not get caught*
Ana: C'mere you Sexy MOFO you *runs after him*
Spinny: You won't get away, Bono *runs after him also*
Bono: *laughs madly* We'll see about that!!!

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Ok I'm gonna update again!
YAY Cristy!
Happy you ca n join !

 

[Ana]

*After running around for half an hour, Bono decides to stop*
Bono: Okay ! I give up! *catching some air* You.. You can defile... defile me if you want
Ana: YAYAYAYAYAY! *runs over Bono*
Spinny: OH MY GAWD!!!!
Ana & Bono: What???
Spinny: Haven't you noticed? Lookit this mess!
Ana: OMG! We broke all the bottles!
Bono: Oh Feck!! Not the guiness *sniffle*
Spinny :Shite! Now what are we gonna drink?
Bono: *ponders for a sec* Hey Ana, remember last friday night?
Ana: What do yo.. Ohhhhhhhhh ... *smirks* I sure do *winks*
Bono: Well is that bottle of red wine still at your bedroom?
Ana: Oh Yeah! I guess we'll have to stick with th
Spinny: Wait . SHHHHHH
Ana: *whispers* What's wrong?
Spinny: I hear music. Did the party started?
Bono: Maybe. We have taken a lot of time down here.
Ana: Well let's go upstairs!
Bono: You go to the party. I'll go get the bottle to your room
Ana. Okies . Let's go Spinny
Spinny: Hurry up with the bottle, Bono
Bono: I will!!!!!

*The 3 of them walk upstairs. Bono goes to the second floor to Ana's bedroom, while her and Spinny enter the living room and see that Mullen-Girl and Larry are there*

 

[Ana]

Bono entering the partee

 

[JemEvans]

LMFAO@ the wine cellar adventure! Guys this is why we don't defile while carrying boxes of liquor!!
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Jem: Did you guys get lost in the wine cellar or something?? We sent you down there a long time ago *talking on her cell phone @ the same time*
Disco: And where are the drinks you were supposed to bring?? Or did you forget those
Spinny: ummm...actually...
Ana: We were getting them and then....
Bono: They kinda...all broke
Bluey: What??? how??
AM: *bringing in some more food* what's going on?? where have the 3 of you been?? *looks @ Ana,Spinny and Bono*
Edge: seems the trio had an accident and now we don't have any drinks
Bono: We have a bottle of red wine still
Lemonboy: Bono you know what happens when you drink red wine
Adam: guess we'll have to improvise on the drinks then...
Jem: *on the phone- ok i'll call you later darling...love you back..bye* Next time we have the deadly trio go get something non breakable
Bono: *steering the conversation off their fun in the wine cellar* So Jem...who's this darling you were talking to on the phone hu???
Jem: FOAD Bono...this isn't about me. We have a party to continue for MG and Larry ya know
Larry: Come on...let the celebration continue!
MG: Yea! Let's Party!!

Spinny:The wine!
Ana: Bono! don't waste it all like that
Disco: I think you should make a quick call Jem...
Jem: *sigh* already on it...

[This message has been edited by JemEvans (edited 03-27-2002).]

 

[JennyBean]

*note* Sorry, just had to join the fun.

*knock, knock*
Ana:Who could be at the door?
Lemonboy: I don't know, but I'll get it.
*Lemonboy opens the door*:Hi!
JennyBean:Hi. I have your special cake here.
MG:Larry look it looks like a drum set!
Larry:How did you do that?
JennyBean:It's not hard. I'm just very creative.
Bluey:Cool, but how come you never bring us cakes at the MPS? *pouts*
JennyBean : Dude, Bluey, I'll bring one the next time there's a party. It's too scary at Mackie's mansion now.
Oh, I heard you had a liquor problem so I brought some. It's in the trunk.
Spinny:But how did you know about our adventures in the wine cellar?
JennyBean:Hey, no one said these stories had to make sense.
Edge:That's for sure!
JennyBean:So, can some of you guys help me carry in the drinks?
Bono:I will!
All:NOOOO!
Adam:Lemmonboy, AE, and I will help you.
Clarity:Hurry back I could use a drink. I'm feeling sad about my twin leaving again.
MG : Don't be sad girlie. *hugs Clarity*
*Adam, AE, Lemonboy, and Bean go out to the discoboos(yes, I have the boos) to get the alcohol*



[This message has been edited by JennyBean (edited 03-27-2002).]

 

[elizabeth]

you know, i am kinda dumb. when i read the title of the thread, i was like "WHAA?? Where's MG going???"

but i think the stories are really funny!

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***ALOTWU***

 

[JemEvans]

woo-hoo! We got more liquor! Now the party can go on!!
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Larry is back w/the lads and now it's time to PARTY!!

Jem: Look Bono..cake and food *tries directing his attention to keep him from breaking anything else*
Bono: fooooddd *heads over to get food* So Jem are you going to tell me who was on the phone yet?
Jem: Give it up lad. I'm not telling you anything
MG: *laughs* You have to give the guy credit girl..he is presistant
Larry: and sometimes that presistance can get annoying
*Adam,AE, JennyBean and Lemonboy come back and set out the drinks*
JennyB: Drinks are here
Clarity: Great...could I get a Guinness please?
JennyB: Sure just help yourself
Larry:*spots salad on the table* Adam did you make your world famous salad just for me?
Adam: Ofcourse I did. I know how much you love my salads
Lemonboy: and we have plenty of mexican food for you MG
MG: Awwww you guys are great
AM: We made sure to make enough to even satisfy Bono
Bono: Food isn't the only thing that I need to satisfy me *winks @ Ana & Spinny*
Ana: We still owe you a defile Bono
Spinny: Yea that got interupted by the broken liquor

*Bono remembers all the guinness that was wasted and pouts*
Ana&Spinny: Awww it's ok Bono...we have more now
Bono: *brightens up* your right and we have all this food..come over here and try this
Lemonboy: We should get some food b4 it's all eaten
JennyB: We'll save the cake for last
Bluey: *looking around* hmmm
Jem: What's wrong bluey?
Bluey: Anyone notice where Edge and Disco are? I don't see them anywhere
AM: I think they said something about getting more music
Adam: but that was 20mins ago...
JennyB: Shouldn't someone go look for them?
Clarity: How about we draw straws and see who has to go?
JennyB: Why do we have to draw straws
Larry: because I don't think anyone wants to find them if we know what they're really up to
*everyone draws straws and sad enough Jem loses*
Jem: shite..this whole thing was rigged...why do i have to go get those 2??
Bono: *grinz* well you don't really have to.. you can just stay here and tell me all about...
Jem: I'll go I'll go *mutters things the rest can't hear*
MG: Good luck Jemmers


[This message has been edited by JemEvans (edited 03-28-2002).]

 

[Ana]

*Jem walks upstairs searching for Disco and Edge. She looks for them on all the bedrooms, but she can't find them. She decides to go back the first floor and check on the PLEBA studio. She enters but sees nothing. She sighs and decides to get back to the partee, when she hears low voices. She stops and looks everywhere, trying to find the source. She hears a loud laugh coming from the basement, and sticks her ear onto the floor. Then she realizes Disco is the one laughing and also listens to Edge, who appears to be moaning. Jem blushes and decides to return to the party.

Spinny: So? Did you find those two?
Jem: uhhhh... Nope. *drinks from a Guiness nervously*
AM: You sure?
Jem: Aha. Couldn't find them
Bono: Jem?
Jem: Yeah, Bono?
Bono: Why are you drinking from my Guiness?
Jem: *realizes the mistake* Oh I'm sorry Bono *takes her champagne glass*
MG: Jem, that's my glass.
Jem: *blush* Umm.. sorry Cristy. *blush*
Bluey: What seems to be the matter, darling? Are you Okay?
Ana: Yeah. You seem like, like...
Bono: *laughing* like you saw Edge and Disco getting it on! *laughs*
Jem: ARRRRRGH! Okay Okay!! I think I found them!!!
Adam: So you did. Then where?
Jem: I think they're at the basement.
Lemonboy: How could that be possible? We didn't saw you check down there.
Jem: But I heard Disco laugh and Edge *gulps* Umm...
Larry: yeah???
Jem: I think I heard him moaning
Everyone:

AE: *bluuuuuuuuuuuush*
Bono and Adam: That's our Reg!! *laugh and make a toast*
Spinny: WOAH! Who would have thought!
MG: Yeah! The basement sounds really cool *winks to Larry*
Ana: But not as the wine cellar *winks to Bono*
Lemonboy: Should we continue as like we never EVER heard what Jem told us?
MG: ummm...
Spinny: Welll....
Bluey... *coughs*
Bono: NOOOOO WAY! Lets surprise them!!!!
*Bono stands up, and barely walking, he tries to reach the basement door. Failing 'cos he trips over and lands straigh on his face to the floor. He incorporates quickly and sits leaning on the wall.Everyone is laughing except Ana and Spinny*
Ana: OMG! Bono are you okay?
Spinny: Are you hurt Sweetheart?
Bono: No... no *hiccup* No! I'm... I'm okay *hiccup*

Larry: *looking at Bono* The show was getting late *shakes head*

Bono: *avoiding Larrr's sight* Yeah, yeah I know

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LOL I'm having lots of fun doing this!

 

[JemEvans]

OMG!!!! I was actually blushing while reading this!! *lmfao* Thank you for not having me actually walk in on them.... oh man!! Kinda makes me wonder what Disco was laughing about though! Ofcourse Bono knows me the best out of everyone ! LOL This is turning out to be the funest story ever!

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BTW. HAPPY EARLY EASTER!! sorry but the school is gonna be close for the 3day weekend! awwww hope the story keeps going though...if not...oh man then come monday Bono is gonna get Edge and Disco! LOL *BLUSHES @ hearing Edge moan like that* oh my....


[This message has been edited by JemEvans (edited 03-28-2002).]

 

[Ana]

*Everyone stops talking and walking when they hear part of a conversation being held by Edge and Disco*
MG: OMG! This is so exciting!
JennyB: And cool!
Larry: And nosy too!
Bono: Shhh! Guys , cut the chat. Lets listen *everyone remains silent*
*Inside the basement*
Disco: Oh My God! *laughs* Edge that was amazing!
Gang:

Edge: Really? How good was I?
Disco: *moans* Magnifique!
Gang:

Adam: *grins* Who would have thought!
Disco: Looks like Bono?s got some competition
Gang: WTF?
Bono: *jaw hits the floor*
Edge: Nah! He?s by far better than me. He?s even better when he?s drunk *laughs*
Gang:

*look at Bono surprised*
JennyB: So when you?re drunk you?re better , huh? *winks at Bono*
Bono: WTF? I swear I don?t know what he?s talking about *sweats*
Disco: Really?
Edge: Yeah. Sometimes I like to get him drunk on purpose.
Gang:

Bono: *faints*
Disco: And how would you rate his performance?
Edge: Genuinely Orgasmic!
*both Edge and Disco laugh out loud*
Gang:

Larry: *shouting* GAAHHHH!!! I can?t take this anymore!!!!!!!!!! *Enters the basement*
Edge and Disco: WTF?
Larry: Edge! How could you? You disgust me, man!
Edge: What In the world are you talking about? *sees the rest of the gang behind Larry* And What are you all doing here?
Disco: Yeah! Were you spying on us?
Gang: *laugh nervously* Nope.
Edge: OMG! *sees Bono?s body lying on the floor* What did it happen to him?
Larry: That?s a good question, Edge. What have you done to him?
JennyB: *cries* How could you do something so horrible to Bono? I?ve been wanting to do that to him for ages and you? *runs away*
Edge: What the bloody hell?
Larry: Edge: I would had expected this kind of behavior from Adam, but never from you. I?m so dissapointed.
Adam: WTF?
Edge: I swear I don?t know what you guys are talking about.
Disco: Me neither
AM: Ohhh, so you don?t know huh?
Edge and Disco: *shrug*
MG: Well first of all, you came here to? do ?naughty things? forgetting there?s people
Adam: And rooms too
MG: Yeah, people and rooms in this house!
Edge: Naughty things?
Disco: I Wish *sighs*
Edge: Scuse Me?
Disco: Ermm.. I mean which naughty things? We just came here because I needed Edge to give me a hand with some records I left here a while ago. Remember me and Edge were in charge of the music for the farewell celebration.
MG: A celebration that started 2 hours ago.
Disco: Whoopsie! Hehe
AM: Well Jemmers heard both of U2 doing some?. ?noises?.
Adam: Yeah. She heard you Disco laughing and Edge moaning
Edge: *gigantic blush*
Larry: So that?s why we came here. To try to stop you.
MG: But we found out more than we expected.
Adam: Bono is totally crushed.
Edge: Well tell me what?s wrong with him?
Larry: Y?know what?s wrong. Poor guy, you got him drunk to who knows for what.
Edge: Well I like to get him drunk because?
JennyB: *from Bono?s side* Yeah, yeah We know. He?s better when he?s drunk Sheesh! Talk about a big mouth

Edge: *frowns* Well yeah. He sings better when he?s drunk. I thought you knew that guys *to Larry and Adam*
Everyone: *gaaaaaaaaaasp*
AM: So you mean?
MG: That?
Edge: Well I was making some Bono impersonations to the lovely Disco. And Of course I included the very famous BonoNoises.
Gang: *sigh in relief*
Disco: What was all that about?
Larry: Emm.. Eh, nothing.
MG: Ok then. I think we should better get going guys.
Adam: yeah. Edge: You and Disco can reach us later. Don?t forget to bring some music with you!
Edge: But ?
Gang: Later!!!!!
*everyone runs upstairs and JennyBean helps Bono to wake up*
Bono: *opening his eyes* Wha?.What happened?
JennyB: Nothing sweetie. Just a bad dream.
Bono: *wiping the drool from his mouth* I need a bath
JennyB: *evil grin* You do? Then I?ll help you
Bono: Thanks. You?re such an angel
Jenny: I guess I am. *helps him walk upstairs*
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Okay this is all fer today!
I hope someone continues this.

 

[JemEvans]

.....OMG!!!! ANA!!....that was Brilliant!! I nearly died from just laughing!!! Oh man... I'm really gonna get it from Edge if him and Disco ever manage to make it up to the party! LMFAO!!

 

[JennyBean]

Originally posted by Ana:

*everyone runs upstairs and JennyBean helps Bono to wake up*
Bono: *opening his eyes* Wha?.What happened?
JennyB: Nothing sweetie. Just a bad dream.
Bono: *wiping the drool from his mouth* I need a bath
JennyB: *evil grin* You do? Then I?ll help you
Bono: Thanks. You?re such an angel
Jenny: I guess I am. *helps him walk upstairs*

Ana:So what happened?
JB:Come on Bono let's get you into the tub.
Bono:Ok
Ana&Spinny:What?!
JB:Bono needs help taking a bath. *grins*
Ana&Spinny:Let's go!
Larry : Don't you want to know what happened?
Spinny:Not anymore!
*Ana & Spinny take off for bathroom. Bono is already in the tub when they get there.*

JB:Hey girls!
Ana:Can we help?
Spinny:Yeah, we could do your back.
Bono:Sure, the more the merrier! *winks suggestively*
*Ana & Spinny faint*
*Bono looks over at JB*
Bono:How come you didn't faint?
JB:And miss you in the tub, never!
Bono:Could you come over here and help me?
JB:Of course!!
*JB washes Bono's back*
Bono:You could join me if you want. *smiles*
*JB faints*
Bono : Damn, why does that always happen? *pouts*

I'll try to come up with more later!

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Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. --Jennifer Unlimited

[This message has been edited by JennyBean (edited 04-01-2002).]

 

[JemEvans]

Well seems Spinny&Ana have fainted yet again 'coz of Bono...wow u'd think we could provide something like a pillow for these faintings lol. So off w/the horns and on with the show!
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*the rest of the gang have quickly left Edge and Disco confused and w/no answers to the questions of WTF is going on w/everyone*

MG: *back upstairs* Jemmers! OMG! You won't believe this...
Jem: You guys walked in on them didn't you.. I told you it was a bad idea
Clarity: You guys must be tramatized..we saw JennyB helping poor Bono upstairs looking dazed
Lemonboy: Ana&Spinny were right behind to help...must have been shocking to see them
Larry: No it wasn't anything like that
Adam: Edge was doing...
Jem: Adam I don't wanna hear this *covers her ears*
AM: Let him finish first girl
Adam: As I was saying....he was doing...Bono impersonations for Disco and forgot all about the music
Lemonboy: Impersonations?? What kind of impersonations require....oh..n/m
Clarity: *busts out laughing* you mean this whole time he's been...
Jem: *blush* and here I thought...oh lord
AM: We were just as surprised as you were Jem
Larry: *laughing* you should have heard what we did down there Jemmie
Adam: Here we had such hopes for Edge...
MG: Least he's still a gentleman
Adam: And what was that about expecting something like that from me and not from Edge hu Lars?
Larry: oh you know what I meant
Adam: Please enlighten me on that for I don't know...
MG: Guys play nice ok...this is a party
Clarity: With more ppl missing by the hour
Jem: We could still continue the party..even with more missing
Lemonboy: means more drinks for those here
Adam: well in that case...PARTY!

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ok my brain is done for now! Nitey nite!


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Fear Not..For I'll Be Watching You. And I know what you're all thinking. FOR SHAME!!

 

[JemEvans]

Hope everyone had a Happy Easter Weekend! Well this is a surprise..no one continued.. I'll go again then.
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*Bono regains his balance and heads right for the basement door*

Bono: So who wants to join me in surprising the love birds??
Spinny: Do you think we should?
Adam: ofcourse we should...I'm in
Larry: Me too
MG: Ah what the hell...i'll come too
Jem: I think I'll just stay up here..
Lemonboy: ditto

*AE walks over to block Bono from disturbing Edge and Disco down in the basement*

AM: AE don't you have some cleaning to do?
JennyB: *laughing* I think he's trying to protect his creator and usually they all want to destroy them
Clarity: You've been watching too many bad B-movies..
Bluey: I wonder how long he can go at it...
Ana: Bluey! :0
JennyB: so are we going to just stand here all day or what??

*MG distracts AE while Larry quickly programs him to clean upstairs*

MG: Lets go
Jem: I can't believe you guys are doing this
JennyB: I can't believe you don't want to join in on the fun
Bono: I think she's been tramatized enough
Lemonboy: I know I would be
Jem: Walking IN on them while....that would be tramatizing
Clarity: You guys go we'll stay here
Spinny: Yea in case you get chased out...
Ana: We can be the innocent ones

*Bono,Adam,AM,Larry,MG and JennyB all very quietly head downstairs and try not to laugh as the moaning gets louder*

Spinny: How much trouble do you think they'll get into?
Clarity: Well Bono is leading the way...
Ana: Poor Bono..he's always getting into trouble
Lemonboy: He loves the adventure
Jem: *walks over to the couch and sits down* and that's why it's best to be Away from the door when they run back in here
Ana: Jem has a good point..

*the rest walk over and sit down w/their drinks waiting for the others to come back*

Bono: *whispering from top of stairs* now me,adam and larry will slowly go down first.. then u girls
Adam: *whispering* that way we don't make any noise
Larry: *whispering* and we can fully surprise them
MG: *whispering* great idea...ok u guys go then we'll follow
JennyB: *whispering* this is gonna be fun
AM: *whispering* enough talk...they might hear us....*hears Edge moaning again* then again...

*the guys very slowly and carefully walk down each step and stop near the bottom to let the girls head down too. All ready to surprise Edge and Disco who don't know what's going on*

Well who can blame Disco for wanting to have fun w/Edge..look at him! soooo inviting
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ok that's enough..someone else will have to continue lmfao!! this is just too much for my brain right now! *tries thinking of something...anything but the story right now*
ever think one of these days we'll need therapy?? nahhhh lol


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Fear Not..For I'll Be Watching You. And I know what you're all thinking. FOR SHAME!!

[This message has been edited by JemEvans (edited 04-01-2002).]

 

[JemEvans]

Has this turned into Tag Team between me and Ana?? Come on...I thought this was a group project..where are the rest of the group?? Anyways Guess it's my turn.
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Bono: *screaming* AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! *keeps running just wearing undies and a shirt*
JB: Where's he going?
Ana: towards the staircase!!!

*Bono manages to get to the staircase and head downstairs where the rest are listening to a story Larry is telling them*

Larry: And so next thing we know Bono is storming down the staircase hollaring about someone wasted all the hot water and now he couldn't take the hot shower he deserved...
*the story is interupted by Bono looking for someplace to hide*

Bono: Guys! They're after me...I have to hide!!
Group: *blink*
Bono: Come on guys...you have to hide me!
Larry: uhhh Bono....
Adam: What's up with...
MG: The gray undies and shirt ?
Bono: Hu? Oh *blushes and tries covering himself up* Spinny,Ana and JennyB are after me...they want to defile me
Jem: Bono listen to yourself...3 girls Want you and you're looking for a place to hide??
Bluey: You sure you're feeling ok Bono??

*Edge comes up from the basement at the time and gets a good look @ bono in gray undies and a shirt outfit*

Edge: *Blush* Bono! what are you doing in just undies and a shirt ?? Wow I had no idea this party had gotten this wild...
Clarity: Actually 3 girls want to defile him and he's looking for a place to hide
Lemonboy: Can we go back to the issue of Bono is just in his undies and a shirt??
Adam: for us this isn't anything new actually
Bluey: *stare*...maybe for you guys but for us...*tilts head to the side* my oh my
MG: Lord Bluey! You seem to have a really sick mind tonite
Jem: and the difference between tonite and any other nite would be??
Bluey: Shut Up!
*Spinny,Ana and JennyB come running down the staircase*
Spinny: There you are you naughty boy!
Ana: Thought you could get away from us??
JennyB: If you stop running from us we promise to be gentle
Edge: *rolling his eyes and ignores Bono's situation* so ummm Jem....when you uhh heard me...
Jem: moaning?
Edge: yea... I was just...
Lemonboy: We heard the story Edge
Clarity: Yea...we're kinda surprised that you and Disco weren't really...
Jem: *gigglez* gettin' your freak on as they say...
Disco: *walking into the room* Well that explains a lot about why you were all in the basement...
Jem: This is why you guys shouldn't have let me go in search of them...
MG: Made this party all the more fun Jemmers
Larry: Can't say this has been a dull nite
AM: Yea...moaning,bono being defiled by 3 girls while in his gray undies
Lemonboy: and to think we haven't even had any cake yet
Bluey: Good point Lemonboy
Adam: After all this fun we should eat
AM: Yea all the food we made and it's still there
MG: With all the excitment that's been going on..
Larry: Who thinks about food in situations like that *laughing*
Edge: Lars! Married life seems to have made you more outgoing
Disco: *mutters* seems to work for just about everyone but you....
*clarity can't help over hear and snickers*
Edge: What?
Clarity: nothing..so how about that cake?
Lemonboy: Yea lets have some food with our drinks

*The Group head over to get food and Bono manages to finally get some pants on! As for Spinny,Ana and JennyB....well they're resting from all the defiling Bono*
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Alright someone else continue this! I hope it's someone other than Ana...lol we can't keep this Tag team thing going...well we can but thaen you guys might start complaining! ok i'm done.



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Fear Not..For I'll Be Watching You. And I know what you're all thinking. FOR SHAME!!

 

[Discoteque]

AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

You guys!!!!!!! I'm totally BLUUUUUUUSHING! Me and Edge...inflagrante delicto?? OMG.

Hee hee...what was I giggling about....I'll NEVER tell, bwahahahahaha....

I'm so embarrassed....

 

[Ana]

I knew you'd like it Disco

 

[Mullen-Girl]

*MG whispers something in Larry's ear which makes Larry giggle*

Jem: What are you two up to?

MG: Oh nothing *smiles innocently*

Larry: Eh, i'm just hungry, now where's the food?

Bluey: Food my arse.

Lemonboy: Please take a seat at the dining table everybody.

*The gang head for the dinner table*

Disco:*sits across the table from Edge and starts running her foot up and down his leg*

Edge:*jumps* Oh my.

Bono:*looks at Edge* What's wrong Reg? Do you have ants in your pants or something?

Clarity:*looks under the table* Well it looks like he has something else up his pants *giggles*

Edge:*blussssssssh* Disco honey can you please stop that?

Disco:*pouts* Awwww ok

MG: Awww Larry why aren't you like that with me?

Larry: We've only been married a day, give me a chance *winks*

Lemonboy:*brings out tray with food* MG for you I made this..*puts plate infront of MG*

MG: OOOOH ENCHILADAS!!! My favourite, thanks lemonboy.

Lemonboy:*winks* anything for you

Larry: Hey don't be winkin at me old lady

MG: Hey i'm not that old!

Adam: And here's your salad Larry, made especially for you by me *smiles*

Larry: Heeey thanks man!

Adam:*bats eyelashes* Anything for you Larry

MG: Hey stop batting your eyelashes at my man

AM: Yeah you only do that for me *grins*

Jem: Hey were's Spinny and Ana?

Bono: Probably scheming up a plan to defile me.

*Meanwhile in the Kitchen...*

Ana: We must slip this in his drink Spinny!

Spinny: What is it??

Ana: It's a sleeping potion, after he drinks this he'll be ours Muahahahahhaha!

Lemonboy: OH girls please don't get me involved in this.

Spinny: OH you're automatically involved since you're going to pass out the food.

Ana:*pours some of it in Bono's cup* There.

Lemonboy:*sigh* well since I have no choice *mumbles* The things i do for these girls..*walks out and serves Bono his drink*

Bono: Thanks man! *takes sip and after 10 seconds passes out*

Ana: Wooo it worked!

Bluey: Oh gawd

 

[Ana]

HEHE... Okay my turn
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*Bono finishes his relaxing bath and wanting to take advantage of the girls condition (still on the floor) He hurries to get dressed to run to save his chastity. He?s putting on his undies and shirt when Spinny recovers*

Spinny : *rubbing her eyes* What did it happen? *looks at Bono and giggles* Oh my Gawd!!
Ana: *waking up* What Spin? *stares at Bono in awe*
JB: *standing up and staring at Bono*

Bono: *stays still without even blinking*
Spinny: Those?
Ana: Are?
JB: The gray undies!!!!!!!
Girls: *squeeeeeeeeeal*
Bono: Heeey!!! You?re supposed to faint in this situation! Faint! Faint!
Girls :

In your dreams, Undies Boy!!!!
Bono: Ooooookay . Listen girls . We are all just gonna pretend this never happened. I?ll just put on these pants *takes his pants* and this suit *takes the suit* and I?m gonna walk away from here while you stay here like good little girls. And forget about this incident K?
Girls:

Yeah sure.
Bono:

Oh C?mon! Pleeeeezee?
Girls:

Awwww! You?re so cute when you ask like that!
Bono: So it?s that a yes?
Ana: Well?
Spinny: We don?t know
JB: You?re asking for too much here Bono
Ana: Wait jest a sec. We?ll ponder about it.
*the girls form a circle and start whispering their thoughts*
Spinny: Should we let him go?
JB: I don?t really like that idea.
Ana: me neither. I mean: We have him here for ourselves and he?s just wearing undies! *giggle*
Spinny: You?re right gals. Let?s keep him!
Ana: And defile him!
Girls: Deal!
*they turn around to tell their decision to Bono, but he panics and runs and he runs towards the door*
Ana: OMG! He?s trying to escape!
Spinny: Let?s get him!
*the girls run after him*
Bono: *screaming*AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *keeps running just wearing undies and a shirt*
JB: Where?s he going?
Ana: towards the staircase!!!
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LOL I just picture Bono with his gray undies and I can't help but laugh

 

[AM]

WOW!!!

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I'm a bass player. That's a "singer" question. Lord Adam Clayton

"The bass player's got it. The bass player's fucking got it." Bono, Boston 6-9-01

[This message has been edited by AM (edited 04-02-2002).]

 

[JemEvans]

Disco:*sits across the table from Edge and starts running her foot up and down his leg*

Edge:*jumps* Oh my.

Bono:*looks at Edge* What's wrong Reg? Do you have ants in your pants or something?

Clarity:*looks under the table* Well it looks like he has something else up his pants *giggles*

Edge:*blussssssssh* Disco honey can you please stop that?

Disco:*pouts* Awwww ok

MG: Awww Larry why aren't you like that with me?

Larry: We've only been married a day, give me a chance *winks*


OH LORD!!! Edge sure seems to blush a lot. lol Cristy you lil devil! I don't wanna know what u were whispering in Larry's ear but I can imagine. So who's next to continue on w/this story?? hey how about others that are in the story write up some?? there's an idea. LOL ok i'm done

 

[JemEvans]

Ana: We must slip this in his drink Spinny!

Spinny: What is it??

Ana: It's a sleeping potion, after he drinks this he'll be ours Muahahahahhaha!

Lemonboy: OH girls please don't get me involved in this.

Spinny: OH you're automatically involved since you're going to pass out the food.

Ana:*pours some of it in Bono's cup* There.

Lemonboy:*sigh* well since I have no choice *mumbles* The things i do for these girls..*walks out and serves Bono his drink*

Bono: Thanks man! *takes sip and after 10 seconds passes out*

Ana: Wooo it worked!

Bluey: Oh gawd

 

[JemEvans]

Edge: *shocked* Bono!...Girls what have we told you about drugging Bono ??
Ana: ummm
Spinny: Don't do it too much?
Edge: *sigh* No. Don't drug Bono at all
Disco: besides...how long does that drug last anyways? wouldn't be the same to defile him if he is knocked out cold
Ana: true but this will keep him asleep 'til we get him back to our room *evil grin*
AM: Guess we can save Bono if he's hungry afterwards
Jem: better make it a big piece 'coz after that much defiling he'll be extra hungry *takes a bite out of her food*
Edge,Adam&Larry: *blink blink*
Jem: What?
MG: Jemmers...and how would you know how hungry Bono would be?
Ana&Spinny: Yea!
Jem: *rolling her eyes* I didn't mean that I knew in particular about Bono...just in general
Bluey: come on girlie...tell us
Lemonboy: hey didn't we already learn our lesson the first time when Jem heard Edge moan in the basement
Edge: *blush* maybe we should go back to eating...
Disco: oh come on honey...aren't you the least bit curious about this?
Edge: umm..well *blush* it's not poliet to ask such questions
Adam: we're all pretty much family...no harm in asking
Jem: alright sheesh...I just know about how hungry a person can get after defiling and other fun activities because...
MG: because...
Jem: ....because I know first hand..happy now??
Girls: Woo-hoo! Go Jem!
JennyB: and here I was beginning to think you were as tame as Edge
Disco: hey! Edge is anything but tame!
Bluey: Really???
Larry: Reg..have you been holding out on us?
Adam: Yea..is there a wild side to you that we don't know about??
MG: Well you know what Bono said about Edge's shyness back during the Elevation Remix vid
Spinny: Good point Cristy
Ana: *gigglez* So is Bono going to be getting some actual competition now? or is this going to be the same as the basement adventure
Jem: *giggling* guys...you're making poor Edgie turn reder than a cajun cooked lobster
Bluey: He does look cute when he blushes
*while everyone pays attention to Edge, Ana and Spinny sneek Bono upstairs*
Lemonboy: why don't we just eat and maybe start telling stories
MG: Yea we could each tell our best story from something....
Disco: oh like our best sex story??
MG: ummm I was thinking more along the lines of like the story Larry was telling us earlier...
Disco: *blush* oh...that kind of story
Lemonboy: gee wonder where you're mind is Disco...
Adam: Well then lets get started shall we
JennyB: Hey has anyone seen Ana and Spinny... wait..where's Bono??
Jem: Oh they snuck him upstairs...probably waiting for the drug to wear off so they can defile him
JennyB: What?!? Oh wait 'til I get in there.. *rushes off b4 the defiling can begin*
Adam: so who gets to go first?
MG: *gigglez* we could draw straws again
Jem: No way! I refuse to draw straws after what happened last time
Edge: Well...I could go first if no one minds
Bluey: Go for it Edge
Lemonboy: I'm sure you have lots of interesting stories for us to hear
Larry: Oh these should be good...He does hang around Bono enough to get into trouble
Adam: Yea like that one time..
Edge: Hey I'm the one telling the story here *eats some of his food* ... now let me tell it
Disco: We're all listening dear
Edge: Alright....now this story is about...
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ok i'm done. PLEASE someone else continue. This can't go back to tag team between me and ana again! LOL Have a Great Weekend kiddies!!

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Fear Not..For I'll Be Watching You. And I know what you're all thinking. FOR SHAME!!