PLEBA Mansion presents....Edge's wedding.

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It was a beautiful afternoon, the girls were in the living room gathered around the telly when suddenly...

Ana: NOooooooooooooooooo!!!

All:*turn around*

Clarity: What the hell?

MG: What's wrong Ana?

Ana: The Edge is getting married!

Bluey: It's about time!

Disco:*chokes on water* What?!?!?!

Ana:*holds out the newspaper* Look it says, *reads* The Edge will be marrying Morleigh this summer, during the band's break.

Clarity: He can't marry her!

Bluey: Why not?

MG: Oh no, not the rant.

Clarity: Oh yes the rant! *talks for 2 hours straight about why Edge should not marry Morleigh* And that's why!

Disco: Yeah! I totally agree!

Ana: We should do something about this!

MG: I swear I think Morleigh is an evil witch that cast a spell over our poor little Edge.

Clarity: How can we stop this?

Bluey: Maybe we should get the boys' help? They know more about Morleigh than all of us combined. Perhaps they can shed some light on this subject.

Disco: Good idea Bluey! *picks up phone* Bono?....yes look we need you guys to come over but without Edge...look just come over and we'll explain it here...ok..bye. *hangs up* They're on their way.

Ana: Poor Edge.

*Meanwhile at U2 Mansion*

Bono:*softly* Hey guys

Larry: What???

Bono: Shhhhhhh not so loud.

Adam:*softly* What's going on?

Bono: Disco just called me, she said she needs us to come over but without Edge.

Larry: Why without Edge?

Bono: I don't know but she said it's an emergency, so let's hurry up and leave before Edge comes out of the lab.

Adam: Alright.

*The boys start to sneak out of the mansion when...*

Edge: Hey guys!!!!!

All: *stop dead in their tracks*

Larry: Yes?

Edge:*takes his goggles off* Where are you guys going? and why didn't you tell me that you were going so I could go with you?

Bono: Um we're going to the Harley Store...

Larry: Yeah I need some new parts for my Harley.

Adam: I need to supervise.

Edge: Well ok, *looks at them* Well i'll stay here and continue working on my project.

*The guys walk out and get into BOno's car*

Larry:*whew* That was a close one.

Adam: Yeah just pick something disintresting for Edge and he'd rather stay home and play.

Bono: Well let's get going i'm curious to know what the girls want.

*The boys drive off and arrive at the PLEBA Mansion*

Lemonboy: Please, come in guys and if I were you prepare to be ranted.

Larry: Oh we're used to rants now. *looks at Bono*

Bono: Oh FOAD snarly boy.

Larry:*snarls and walks in*

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"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry
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*claps*

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 03-25-2002).]
 
Adam:*sits down in the living room* Good Afternoon ladies, what's all this fuss about Edge not coming over?

MG: Thanks for coming guys, look we need to talk to you about something very important.

Clarity: Yes, you see we think that Edge shouldn't get married.

Larry: Why not?

Ana: We think Morleigh is an evil witch who is taking over the Edge slowly.

Bono: I thought the same thing!

Disco: Really?

Bono: Yeah the first time I saw that chick she gave me some bad vibes.

MG: SO we do have a reason to be worried.

Larry: Well so you girls want to stop the wedding? How will you do that?

Clarity: We can throw her over the cliff.

MG: No, she's a witch remember she could fly.

Clarity: Oh yeah, well why don't we just keep her hostage?

Ana: THat's a good idea.

*The girls and boys continue talking, meanwhile at Morleigh's house*

Morleigh:*growls* Those stupid PLEBA girls have found out my secret. I must stop them anyway that I can. *looks into crystal ball* You will be mine soon Edge, very soon.

*Back at PLEBA Mansion*

Disco: Well I want to marry Edge, so how about we trick him into marrying me instead?

Clarity: Why don't we all marry him, we can be Edge's Harem.

Bono:*pouts* I want a Harem too.

Larry: Like you don't have one already *rolls eyes* Well we have to plan this soon, the wedding is tomorrow!

Bluey:*gasps* Tomorrow?!?! Oh and I don't have a dress to wear. *panics*

Adam: Well let's get our plan started!

*Back at U2 Mansion*

Edge:*pouring liquid into a tube* Hmm hopefully this will cure the hunger around the world, if I can turn rocks into food. *phone rings and he answers* Hello?...Yes?...oh morleigh!!!..how are you my love?....yes...tonight?...well we're getting married tomorrow what's the hu...well ok...come over and we'll go to the courthouse...love you..bye.*Hangs up* Man that woman just can't have enough of me *giggles*

Morleigh:*grins evily* we'll be married sooner than the PLEBA girls can say "foad" MUAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

MG:*Screams* noooooooooooooooooooooo

Clarity:*turns* Twin what's wrong?!?!?!

MG:*gasps* I think they're getting married tonight!

Bono: Why would they do that, they're getting married tomorrow, like it isn't soon enough?

MG: I don't know but I have a feeling that Morleigh is going to marry Edge tonight!

Larry: Well we have to quickly get to U2 mansion then and keep him hostage, catch her and pour a bucket of water over her.

Adam: Water?...

Larry:*rolls eyes* The wizard of oz remember? *stands up and screams in girly witch voice* I'm meeeeeeeeeelting meeeeeeeelting *starts to crouch down*

Ana: Larry's weird.

Bluey: To U2 Mansion!

*meanwhile at U2 mansion...*
 
lol, good job so far, MG
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"You must not look down on someone just 'cos they are 14 years old. When I was that age I listened to the music of John Lennon and it changed my way of seeing things, so I'm just glad that 14 year olds are coming to see U2 rather than group X." - Bono, 1988
 
OMG!! This is too funny. Morleigh is a witch girls, we must stop the wedding!!!!!

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***Spinny***
"I don't know about you, but I feel good about the fact that I still haven't found what I'm looking for"-Bono, 1987

"Be uncool, yes be akward!"
 
*Meanwhile at U2 Mansion*

Edge:*in front of mirror* Well buddy this is your last day as a single man, you're marrying the most beautiful girl in the world.

Morleigh:*outside the door* Well time to work the charm..*rings door bell*

Edge: Coming dear! *runs to the door and opens it* Come in.

Morleigh: Well actually Edge dear I'd like to get going to the courthouse as soon as we can.

Edge: What's all the hurry?

Morleigh:*nervously* Well uh I just love you so much that I want to marry you now!

Edge:*smiles* well let's get going.

*Meanwhile...*

Larry: BONO!!! Stop going to the other side of the roaaaaad!!!!

MG: I'm going to die I'm going to die

Clarity:*covers her eyes*

Bono: Wooooo we'll be there in time!

*The gang arrive at U2 Mansion*

Bluey:*gets off car and kisses ground* Thank you God!

Bono: it's not that bad

Ana: Not that bad? Clarity and MG are frozen in shock in the back seat *points*

Clarity:*sitting with nails dug in front seat eyes wide open*

MG:*collapsed on the seat in a little ball shaking*

Adam:*opens door and looks around*

Disco: Edgie! Edgie dear!

Ana: I can't find him anywhere!

Larry: He's not down in the lab either.

All:*gasp*

Bono: That witch must have him already!

Bluey: To the nearest courthouse! Everybody in the car!

*Everybody get in the car, MG and Clarity are still frozen in shock, meanwhile...*
 
Larry: BONO!!! Stop going to the other side of the roaaaaad!!!!

MG: I'm going to die I'm going to die

Clarity:*covers her eyes*

Bono: Wooooo we'll be there in time!

*The gang arrive at U2 Mansion*

Bluey:*gets off car and kisses ground* Thank you God!

Bono: it's not that bad

Ana: Not that bad? Clarity and MG are frozen in shock in the back seat *points*

Clarity:*sitting with nails dug in front seat eyes wide open*

MG:*collapsed on the seat in a little ball shaking*

ROTFLMFAO!!!! You know....That's just about the same kind of reaction I get from my friends when I drive....strange.

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Fear Not..For I'll Be Watching You. And I know what you're all thinking. FOR SHAME!!
 
Holy mother of feck the story's undone! *dies* *wonders if she shot Morelay with a silver bullet and she disintegrated* *grins evilly* *runs off to wreak havoc elsewhere*
 
Sorry for the delay of the rest of the story lol I had to work....

*Meanwhile at the Courthouse*

Edge:*giddy* I'm getting married!

Morleigh:*to judge* Will you pleeeeease hurry this up????

Judge: Um well I can't find the stuff i'm supposed to say *looks around*

Morleigh: Well hurry up!!!! *taps feet nervously*

*Meanwhile...*

Bono:*stops the car quickly*

Larry: That is the LAST Time I will ride in the car with you Bono!

Bono: Oh please.

Bluey: Now now boys we have more important stuff to do!

MG:*finally wakes up* That's right! Let's go!!!

*The gang quickly head down the halls of the courthouse trying to find Edge...they run and slide down some halls when finally...*

Judge: Do you Mr. The Edge take Morleigh to be your wife?

Edge: I do.

Clarity: OH shite! They've already started!!!!

Disco:*runs inbetween them screaming* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Morleigh:*peers evily* You PLEBA whores have ruined my wedding to Edge. You ruined my chance to be a millionaire!!

Edge:*gasp* What?

Ana: we knew it! We're here to stop the wedding Edge cos she's an evil witch who cast a spell on you!

Edge: Witch...?

Morleigh:*stands back and her eyes start to get red* YOU EVIL WHORES I"M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!

MG: She's not having a very good day.

Edge:*swallows hard*

Morleigh: I will cast all of you into heeeeeeeeell!

Larry:*comes from behind Morleigh and pours a whole bucket of water at her* You're the one going into hell!

Morleigh: I"M MEEEEELLLLLLTING MEEEEEELLLLLLLTING!!!!! *melts*

Adam: Wow it really does work.

Larry:*grins* I told you!

Edge: Wow guys I can't thank you enough for saving my life! *hugs all the girls*

Clarity: Well what are friends for.

Disco: Well now that we're all here...I'd like to ask Edge to marry me.

Ana: Wooooooo a real wedding!

Disco: What do you say Edge?

Edge:*blussssssssssh* Well, Yes i'll marry you!

Bluey: Awwwwww how sweet, I miss Mackie now.

Judge: Well I might as well marry you two off.

*The Judge conducts the wedding ceremony and Disco and Edge are married.*

MG: Well this has a happy ending.

Clarity: Yeah for some..*points at puddle on the floor* What do we do with that?

Larry: Ahhhh let the janitors get it. *laughs*

The gang head back to PLEBA Mansion to celebrate Disco and Edge's wedding and party till the wee hours of the morning.

The End.
 
Morleigh:*stands back and her eyes start to get red* YOU EVIL WHORES I"M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!

MG: She's not having a very good day.

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thats the best line ever..........!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!
 
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