PLEBA Mansion Presents: Black Friday

[Mullen-Girl]

Ok I know that in Dublin there would be no black friday (Friday sales after thanksgiving) but we can imagine can't we

It was 4:30 AM. and some of the girls were getting ready for their trek out into the wild.

Flaming June: Blanket. Check. Pissed off face. *looks in mirror and growls* Check. heh.

MG: *looks in FJ's room* You ready?

Flaming June: *nods*

Bluey: Wooooooooooo Shopping!!! I can't wait!

FS: Now Bluey...you aren't going to fight are you?

Bluey: *grins* Now I can't make a promise I can't keep.

Moonlit Angel: C'mon girls! Let's go!! We have to be first in line!

Schmeg: Where are we going exactly?

Flaming June: We're going to Grafton Street...you know Brown Thomas, Mark and Spencers all those stores.

SoulNation: C'mon girls!!! Before Mike falls asleep at the wheel.

*The girls pile into the Discobooooooos and head for Grafton St.*

MikeSt: *stops the boos infront of St. Steven's Green Shopping Centre* So what time should I pick you girls up?

Bluey: 9 PM sounds good huh girls?

MikeSt: 9PM?!?!??!?! Man you girls are nuts. Thank gawd I don't have to stick around.

Flaming June: Oh please! We need our shopping fix!

Schmeg: So where should we head first?

Bonochick: How about we split up and go to different stores?

FS: That sounds like a plan. Everybody got their mobiles?

All: *pull mobiles out of purses at the same time*

SoulNation: Great! Let's split up!

*The girls split up and head to their respective stores*

MG: Oh I love Brown Thomas they have the nicest stuff!

Flaming June: I know!

Moonlit Angel: What time does the store open?

Schmeg: *looks at watch* Oh in about 2 hours.

Bluey: *at Mark and Spencers* Man these people are lining up quick.

FS: So what's on sale here?

Nini: Does it matter? *grins* I can't wait to snatch stuff away from these people!

Bonochick: *eyes widen* Did somebody say snatch? I didn't do it I swear!

Bluey: *grins* I have an idea! *whispers into FS's ear*

FS: That's great!!!

Bluey: *gets up infront of the crowd of ladies* Ladies! As we are patiently waiting for this store to open, we will provide entertainment for a small fee *grins*

FS: *gets up and does the running man* Uh Uh Uh Yeah

Bluey: *raps* My name is bluey and i'm here to say. Shopping rocks my world anyday! *dances*

Bonochick: *claps* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Shake it girl!

MG: *hears the comotion* I wonder what's going on over there. I'm going to go check it out! *walks over to Mark and Spencers* Oh my!

Nini: *breakdances*

Crowd: *clapping*

Bluey: *bows* Thank you! Thank you! *extends hand*

Crowd: *throws money at the girls*

MG: Wow you girls are smart! I wish we would have thought of that!

FS: Well it's extra spending money and it helps the time go by quicker.

MG: Well let me head over there...I hope they didn't leave our spot to go to McDonalds! *waves* See ya later girlies! Good luck! *walks back to Brown Thomas and sits down* Man I wish we would have thought of what they did over there

SoulNation: What were they doing?

MG: They were putting on a show and they got 100 euro out of it!

Schmeg: Lucky!

*It's close to opening time and the girls are getting anxious*

 

[JemEvans]

I sometimes think lost my shopping desire when I sold my soul to the band....I don't get what the deal is w/the whole shopping thing. *thinks- plus being short so does not help* Always nice to see a new Pleba story

 

[Mullen-Girl]

The hour was close. Everybody was counting down.

Schmeg: 5, 4, 3, 2,...

Flaming June: Heeeeeeeeeeeeey!!! These girls are cutting! *to girls* No Cutting!

Girl1: Oh kiss me arse!

MG: Oh I can see we're going to be really nice today *grins evily*

*The doors of Brown Thomas open*

Schmeg: ATTACK!!!!!!

*The girls head to the door and get stuck*

SoulNation: I can't move my arms!!!

MG: Who's grabbing my bum???

Moonlit Angel: *pushes the girls from behind*

*Schmeg, SoulNation, Flaming June, and MG fall flat on their faces*

Flaming June: Oh my poor nose.

Moonlit Angel: Get up girls!!! You're wasting time!!

*Meanwhile at Mark and Spencers*

Nini: *climbs on the back of a girl* Gimmie!!! MINE MINE MINE!!!!

Bluey: If you don't take your paws off i'm going to poke you with my horns!

FS: *takes video camera out and records*

Bonochick: *stuffs various things into her backpack* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*Brown Thomas*

MG: Ack! Help me!!! Somebody's got me in a head lock!

Flaming June: Oh my bad! *lets MG fall to the ground*

*This continues for an hour until finally*

Voice over intercom: I'm sorry we will be closing Brown Thomas in 10 minutes. At that time we will be throwing out tear gas and are not responsible for what happens

Moonlit Angel: Jaysus. *gets cellphone out and dials* FS?

FS: Yeah? What's up girl?

Moonlit Angel: Well they're shutting down Brown Thomas. Apparently in an hour we all cleaned the store out.

FS: Yeah same here. Bluey is off in a corner kicking somebody's arse.

Bluey: *kicks girl* Yeah! That'll teach you!

*The girls all gather in the middle of Grafton St, clothes torn and falling apart*

Bonochick: *says happily* So! Who's up for a pint?!

SoulNation: I definitely need a drink after all that!

*The girls head to Eamon Dorans*

MG: Get me a WKD Blue!

Bluey: Man Schmeg you've got a fat lip!

Schmeg: *putting a napkin on her lip* Yeah. Some girl wanted these cute shoes and punched me hard

Nini: You've got to admit tho. It was a blast!

FS: Hey look what I got! Balloons!! *grins*

Moonlit Angel: What? Is it someone's birthday?

FS: Nope but i've got an idea. Why don't we blow these balloons up and stuff them down our shirts pretending like we have big boobs!

MG: Some of us do already. But sure!

Bluey: *grabs a couple and stuffs them down her shirt and walks up to the bar putting her new boobs on the bar* Give me another *grins*

Guy1: Man! Your boobs are huge! *mouth watering*

Bluey: Thanks. Hey can I borrow your pen. *to bartender*

Bartender: Surely

Bluey: *takes it and pops her balloons* So now what do you think? *grins*

Guy1: Awww man that sucks.

Bluey: Oh things aren't always as it seems are they?

(Insert author's note here: Yep tis true story. Me, CatDubh, and Rosa [I think her nickname is Dessert Rose here]. Anywho we were hanging out at Eamon Dorans and we were getting blasted and decided to blow up these balloons and stuff them down our shirts. Me and CatDubh went up to the bar and ordered drinks while these guys were like "Can we touch them?" So finally some weird ass dude...like 50 years old with piercings all over the place and using safety pins as earrings came over and popped them LOL. It was funny. Anywho on with the story)

*The girls get blasted and decide to go out to Temple Bar Square and dance and sing until MikeSt finds them out near the Ha'Penny Bridge passed out*

MikeSt: Man it's time for you girls to head home!

MG: Nooooooooooooooo!!! I want to go to the Zanzibar! *hiccups*

MikeSt: No that's enough for you girls!

*MikeSt loads up the girls one by one and heads home*

The End

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

*Meanwhile at Mark and Spencers*

Nini: *climbs on the back of a girl* Gimmie!!! MINE MINE MINE!!!!

Bluey: If you don't take your paws off i'm going to poke you with my horns!

FS: *takes video camera out and records*

Bonochick: *stuffs various things into her backpack* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*Brown Thomas*

MG: Ack! Help me!!! Somebody's got me in a head lock!

Flaming June: Oh my bad! *lets MG fall to the ground*

*This continues for an hour until finally*

Voice over intercom: I'm sorry we will be closing Brown Thomas in 10 minutes. At that time we will be throwing out tear gas and are not responsible for what happens

Moonlit Angel: Jaysus. *gets cellphone out and dials* FS?

FS: Yeah? What's up girl?

Moonlit Angel: Well they're shutting down Brown Thomas. Apparently in an hour we all cleaned the store out.

FS: Yeah same here. Bluey is off in a corner kicking somebody's arse.

Bluey: *kicks girl* Yeah! That'll teach you!

! Geez, thank goodness the guys weren't with us in the story...can you imagine what would've happened if they'd come along? .

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl
(Insert author's note here: Yep tis true story. Me, CatDubh, and Rosa [I think her nickname is Dessert Rose here]. Anywho we were hanging out at Eamon Dorans and we were getting blasted and decided to blow up these balloons and stuff them down our shirts. Me and CatDubh went up to the bar and ordered drinks while these guys were like "Can we touch them?" So finally some weird ass dude...like 50 years old with piercings all over the place and using safety pins as earrings came over and popped them LOL. It was funny. Anywho on with the story)

! Oh, my god! That's priceless!

Angela

 

[Schmeg]

Wow, a Black Friday where I get to shop instead of work?? I love it!

Voice over intercom: I'm sorry we will be closing Brown Thomas in 10 minutes. At that time we will be throwing out tear gas and are not responsible for what happens

*adopts this policy for my store*

Schmeg: *putting a napkin on her lip* Yeah. Some girl wanted these cute shoes and punched me hard

Don't mess with me when it comes to shoes!!

MG: Nooooooooooooooo!!! I want to go to the Zanzibar! *hiccups*

Zanzibar!! That place is awesome. I was there on a random Monday night...crying into my Guinness that it was our last night in Ireland...and the place was dead but so cool!!

 

[ewig]

I like these stories!

 

[flaming june]

The hour was close. Everybody was counting down.


MG: Ack! Help me!!! Somebody's got me in a head lock!

Flaming June: Oh my bad! *lets MG fall to the ground*

Oops, sorry...