PLEBA Mansion Makeover Party

[Mullen-Girl]

It was a cold and rainy day in Ireland (like that's strange huh?) early Tuesday afternoon. Most of the girls stayed home because they felt depressed and tired from all the dancing the guys did last night, when Niamh gets a phonecall on her cellphone.

Niamh:Hello?...Hey Bono how are ya?...Uh huh...You're what??? You've got to be kidding me!!! *laughs hard*...ok sorry...Yeah this afternoon?...Sure I think we can use some cheering up...ok...see you then...bye. *hangs up and bursts out laughing* I have to tell the girls about this one.

*Niamh goes downstairs to find most of the girls watching their favourite soap opera in the living room when she turns off the telly*

Mona: Heeeeeeeeeeeeey I was watching that!

Niamh: Well that'll have to wait. I have something to tell you girls.

Echo: We've won the lottery?

Niamh: Something better! U2 are coming over in a little while for a..get this girls..MARY KAY MAKE OVER! BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

All:BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

Clarity: You've got to be kidding me! How the hell did they get into that?

Niamh: Well Bono was telling me that they didn't make enough money last night doing their Full Monty that McG had them signed up for Mary Kay Cosmetics. They had the idea to come over here cos well, we almost all use make up.

MG: Is Larry going to show off makeup too? *laughs*

Niamh: They all are!!!

Disco: I can't wait to see what happens!

Bluey: It's funny enough the thought of them trying to sell make up but they're going to actually try and put it on us?? Ha!

Niamh: Yeah, they're on their way actually so we won't have to wait long.

*Meanwhile on their way to PLEBA Mansion*

Larry: You're joking! What do you mean I have to sell make up!?!?!?! Don't you know that i'm a manly man??? I don't do that shite!

Bono: We have no choice! McG signed us up for it so that's what we have to do!

Adam: I can't wait! *giggles like a school girl*

Edge: I don't know how to put on make up! How are we supposed to sell it? Don't we have to make a presentation and stuff?

Adam: Leave all that to me! *grins* All you guys have to do is try and put the make up on the girls and show them the stuff we're selling.

Larry: FOAD! This sucks. They should have gotten us a day job with Harley or something.

Bono: Oh please Lardence. Well we have no choice now! *says in a high pitched voice* Alright girls we must sell sell sell!

*The guys arrive at the mansion and are greeted by Lemonboy*

Lemonboy: Good afternoon guys! What brings you to PLEBA mansion on this horrid day?

Larry: You don't want to know. *snarl*

Lemonboy: Eh, ok. *clears throat* Please come in, all the girls are gathered in the living room waiting for you. Shall I help you with your....MARY KAY?!?!?! Oh God! You guys haven't turned fruity have you??

Bono: NOOOOOOO! Well some have. *ahem*

Adam: *clears throat* Eh, we'll take our stuff thanks.

*The guys walk into the living room where all the PLEBA girls are gathered.*

Bono: Well let's get this show on the road!

More to come

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Actual convo with Larry:
u2bela1: You?re a skank you know that??
Larry: HAHAHA Good one.
u2bela1: Yeah you big flirty man you!
<clarity> he's prolly all like Anne she said I'm a skank rofl
<clarity> Bono's like you are a skank Lardence rofl

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-05-2002).]

 

[clarityat3am]

I love it when Larry snarls. *giggle*

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Whether you love me or hate me you can still email me: clarityat3am@hotmail.com

 

[blueeyes]

this sounds like a good one Mg.

-Bluey

 

[Lemonboy]

Ohh Larry snarled at me!

*Swoons*


Wait a minute!!


Ahem,*S-t-r-u-t-t-e-r-s!* that?s better!

You girls are corrupting me more and more for each day!

*Wanders of to play geetar*

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"Master of sexual innuendo"

"PLEBA Mansion Bootler"

"Proud member of the U2 gender"

 

[Mullen-Girl]

*The guys walk into the living room where all the PLEBA girls are gathered.*

Bono: Well let's get this show on the road!

*All the girls stare at the boys not being able to believe what they're going to do*

Disco: This is all a joke right? I mean YOU guys selling make up??

Edge: Unfortunately not. I wish it was a joke.

Bono: Eh...Well Adam is eh, going to take care of the presentation, but give us a few mins to discuss what we're going to do.

All: Ok.

*Bono huddles the boys*

Bono: Well Adam what are we going to do now?

Adam: Ok i'm going to be showing off the make up case and i'll talk about it. Larry you walk around showing the girls the case, then you'll help out putting make up on some of the girls.

Larry:*mumbles* okaaaaaaaaaay

Adam: Edge you'll help putting on make-up, the same with you Bono. You guys ready?

Guys: NO!

Adam: Well too bad.*walks to the front of the girls* Eh, *ahem* Good afternoon girls. We're here to show you some of the make up we will be selling today....

Girls:*giggle*

Adam: Eh, Larry will be passing around the Make up case and Bono and Edge will be applying the make-up.

Bluey: Bono! Do me first!

Bono: Do you? *grin*

Bluey: Nooooo I mean put on the make up! The doing can come later *wink*

Larry:*walks around mumbling to himself* I swear i'm going to kill McG.

Clarity: Larry over here! Please can you do my make up???

Larry: Eh, do I have a choice?

Clarity: Eh, no.

Larry: FOAD. Eh I mean fine *snarl*

*Larry kneels down infront of Clarity as she squeals with delight. Larry rolls his eyes and opens the make up case not knowing what to do with anything that's there.*

Larry: Eh...Let's see. *starts to work his make up magic on Clarity as she closes her eyes*

Bono:*is putting make-up on Bluey and saying in a girlie voice* You know your skin is sooooo beautiful. It's so soft. Do you use cream?

Bluey:*laughs* Eh yeah.

Bono: Oh no wonder! it's so lovely! *continues going about his work*

*Edge is over with Echo who is looking down at the make up kit frustratedly*

Edge:Eh, well let's start shall we?

Echo: yaaaaaaaay, I get a make over from the EEEEEEEEDGE!

*Adam meanwhile has started working on MG*

Adam: You know you should apply your cream around the eyes like so...

MG: Ok, Hey adam you're really good at this!

Adam:*grins* I know.

*The guys are finished making over all the PLEBA girls and even Lemonboy when they go infront of the mirror*

All: OH MY GOD!!!!!

*All the girls that got a make over from Larry look like evil biker girls, all the girls that got a make over from Bono look like KISS, all the girls that got make over from Edge look like clowns, and all the girls that got a make over from Adam look perfect*

Larry: So we did a crap job! FOAD! I'm not a make up artist or anything!

Clarity: I'm never washing my face again, I don't care what it looks like, it was done by you *bats her eyelashes*

Larry: Oh Lord.

Bluey: Yeeeeeeeeeeah i'm ready to rock out now

Adam: Well girls, eh, would you like to purchase some make up after seeing what they can do to you?

MG: Sure what the hell, I'm sure you guys definitely need the money and definitely need to get out of the make up biz cept for you Adam. I think you should be an artist.

Adam:*grins* Thanks

Edge:*blushes at the work he did*

Larry: Can we get the foooooooook outta here? I'm starting to loose my manliness.

Bono: Yeah I guess. Thank you girls for your time. We hope you all had fun!

All: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!

*The guys leave PLEBA mansion and throw the remaining of the make up in the garbage, except for Adam who puts it in his bag, vowing never to sell make up again*

The End

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Actual convo with Larry:
u2bela1: You?re a skank you know that??
Larry: HAHAHA Good one.
u2bela1: Yeah you big flirty man you!
<clarity> he's prolly all like Anne she said I'm a skank rofl
<clarity> Bono's like you are a skank Lardence rofl

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-05-2002).]

 

[clarityat3am]

LMmofoinAOOOOOOOO *dies laughing*

[This message has been edited by clarityat3am (edited 02-05-2002).]

 

[blueeyes]

Oh MG...

That got a smile. Thanks. *hug*

"Do Me First Bono!" *smiles*

-Bluey

 

[spinninghead77]

That was sooooo funny. Of course Adam would be good at it!! He proboablly did Naomi's makeup for all of her photoshoots when they were together!!!

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***Spinny***
Here I go and I don't know why
I spin so ceaselessly
Could it be he's taken over me????

 

[EPandAmerica]

**Writes check for $5,000.00 worth of makeup, just because Bono touched it**

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

*fells off the chair*

*Flavia's boss walks by and says: Are you ok, Flavia?*
* Flavia puts on a serious face and says: Oh yeah, absolutely.*
*Bursts out laughing again* *


Flavia

 

[HeartlandGirl]

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:

Larry: Can we get the foooooooook outta here? I'm starting to loose my manliness.

BWAAAHAHAHAHA! LMFAO!

Between this and the Larry interview, MG, you are on a roll!

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U2 @ The Blooming Heart

 

[RavenStar]

you know..
if we didnt buy enough make up from them they might have to do another full monty show for us

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Please,
Evil
Acts
Can
End

 

[sulawesigirl4]

bwahahahahah!

lmfao....just what I needed to end a day of hard hard work and no forum.

*wants Edge to apply lipstick for her*

 

[Discoteque]

OH. MY. LORD. Can this be FUNNIER????

*All the girls that got a make over from Larry look like evil biker girls, all the girls that got a make over from Bono look like KISS, all the girls that got make over from Edge look like clowns, and all the girls that got a make over from Adam look perfect*

MG, you are a SCREAM!

But waitaminnit! I AM THE QUEEEEEEEEN OF ALL MAKEUP!!!!

I love love love makeup and have so much of it, I could put Mackie to shame!

I will be happy to give makeup tips and make up everybody (including the boys!) till they shine and glow and look as purty as a Christmas tree on stage at a U2 concert!!!

And I'm serious about this.

[This message has been edited by Discoteque (edited 02-05-2002).]