PLEBA Mansion Crime Fighters...

[Mullen-Girl]

It was a beautiful day in Ireland as the girls in the PLEBA Mansion were gathered in the afternoon for tea.

Lemonboy:*pours the tea* I hope you like the cookies I made girls, It took me all morning.

Clarity: I'm sure we'll love them dear.

*The doorbell rings*

Lemonboy:Will you excuse me girls, let me get that. *walks out of the living room and to the door opening it* Oh My GOD!!!!!.....I can't believe it's you!!!!!!!!! Please please come in....the girls are in the living room having tea.

MG: I wonder who that could be.

Ana: Probably Adam or something, you know he gets excited when he sees him.

Clarity: Yeah excited in more than one way *giggle*

Lemonboy:*walks back in the living room with a huge smile on his face* Girls guess who's here??!?!?!

Echo: Uh, let me guess...The Pope?

Lemonboy: Not quite!

Mrs.Edge: Just tell us who it is

Lemonboy: Ok ok, introducing the one, the only, MRS MACPHISTO!!!

MG: BLUEY?!?!?!

Bluey: Hey giiiiiiiiirls!!!!!!!!! I missed you all so much!!

All:*run up to Bluey and hug her*

Clarity: Oh my God we missed you too!!

Ana: Well how was the honeymoon?

Bluey: Oh it's was sooooo wonderful, we went all around Europe. It was so romantic.

Echo: So where's your man now?

Bluey: Oh he's settling into our Mansion, which isn't too far from here actually so I think i'll be here everyday if you girls don't mind of course.

Mrs.Edge: Oh not at all! We'd love to have you over everyday.

Bluey: Great it's settled. Oh by the way, I brought some of our pictures from the honeymoon. *takes them out of her bag and puts them on the table*

Lemonboysssssst.

Clarity: Is there a fly buzzing in here?

Bluey: FLY? Oh you mean the animal...uhh I mean the insect...the small one.

Lemonboyssssssssssst.

MG: What the hell? I hear it too, let me get the fly swatter. *stands up and goes into the kitchen*

Lemonboy: MG it was me going psssst.

MG: OH, what is it?

Lemonboy: The secret phone is ringing. I think it's time for a new assignment for the PLEBA crime fighters.

MG: Oh let me get it. *runs into the study and answers the red cellphone* Hello?....Yes?.....you have a new assignment...PM offices? yes sir right away, i'll get Clarity and Larry...ok...bye.*hangs up and walks back into the living room and goes up to Clarity* Pssssst.

Clarity:*grabs a magazine and whacks MG in the face* What the...?

MG: ooooooooouch!!!! It was me!

Clarity: Oh uh..woops, what is it?

MG:Come with me into the study please it's important.

Clarity: Uhh ok. Will you excuse us girls we'll be right back.

All:Ok!

MG:*walks into the study with Clarity following behind* It's time girlie.

Clarity: Time for what? It's tea time yeah I know.

MG: No no! The secret phone rang! Paul McG has an assignment for us.

Clarity: Ohhhhhhhh what is it?

MG: I'm not sure but I called Larry and he said he would meet us at PM offices, I think we're going to need some of the girls and guys' help.

Clarity: Right well...let's go!

*The girls head off to PM to meet up with Larry and Paul McG. The girls arrive quickly and run into the office*

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Member and Creator of Larry's Angels Harley Club.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry

Larry: Get me off this fookin booooooooos!

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-21-2002).]

 

[madamc]

ASSIGNMENT: GET ADAM AND MADAMC ON A DATE!!!

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id love adam to perform for me..wearing only cologne and a smile

 

[clarityat3am]

*giggles*

 

[madamc]

i'm serious! i leave tomorrow for a week. no pleba all week for me

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id love adam to perform for me..wearing only cologne and a smile

 

[clarityat3am]

Originally posted by madamc:
i'm serious! i leave tomorrow for a week. no pleba all week for me

 

[Mullen-Girl]

*The girls stop at McG's desk out of breath*

MG: What is it sir?

McG: Well i've gathered you here today because well...You won't believe this but...The Orgasmatron is on the loose!

Larry: Orgasmatron? What the hell?

Clarity: What do you mean?

McG: Well Edge accidentally em "improved" his Orgasmatron and well it came to life and it's going around the city terorizing the women.

MG: If you ask me I wouldn't be terrorized *giggle*

McG:*rolls eyes* So anyway I need you to help me find it before it causes more damage!

Clarity: Yes sir! We'll get right on it...uh the case that is.

McG: Thanks guys. Please hurry!

*The Pleba crime fighters go out the door and stop dead in their tracks*

Larry: Orgasmatron, I told Edge not to invent that in the first place.

Clarity: Well I dont' know I mean...uhh...erm...nevermind.

MG: So where the hell could this orgasmatron be?

Larry: I think we should go to our house and check with Edge, maybe he has some sort of tracking device or something.

Clarity: Good idea! Into the PLEBA mobile!

MG: You mean the BMW?

Clarity: Uhh yeah, hop in i'll drive.

*The gang head out to U2's mansion, where they all live together. They go inside and try to find The Edge*

MG: Gawd this place is a dump! Don't ya'll have some maids or something?

Larry: Well y'see we have the house divided into 4 parts, we have to keep up with our own...mine is the cleanest, Adam's the prettiest, Edge has a bunch of science stuff and Bono's is the grossest.

Clarity: I see. Well let's go to Edge's room. *all three walk to Edge's room where you can hear crying*

MG: What the..? *opens the door* Edge are you ok sweetie? What's wrong??

Edge: My Orgasmatron, it's out of control.

Larry: Yes we know we're going to stop it.

Edge:*snort* really?

Clarity: Yeah, but we need your help, do you have some sort of tracking device that maybe could help us find it?

Edge: Sure! I should have thought of that before! *rummages through stuff* Ahh here it is!

Larry:*grabs it* Thanks Reg! We'll find it and destroy it don't worry *hugs Edge*

Girls: Awwwwwwwwwww

Larry:*snarl* FOAD! Let's get out of here and find the evil orgasmatron!

*The guys walk out of the house when they bump into Adam*

Adam: Well hello there PLEBA crime fighters.

All: Hi!

Adam: I've brought home a friend with me, her name is Elaine.

MadamC: Hey guys!

MG: Hey girlie, we have to run! Have fun with Adam and don't do anything bad!

MadamC: Well...I can't promise that *wink*

*The guys get on their car and turn on the tracking device*

Clarity: Where does it seem to be?

MG: I can't believe it.

Larry: What is it?

MG: It's at... PLEBA Mansion

All: Oh no!

Larry: Oh God no, we have to stop it!

*The gang arrive at PLEBA Mansion, when they get off their cars they hear nothing but screaming*

AE:*runs out crying and hugs MG*

MG: What is it sweetie?

AE:*bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush and does some motions*

Clarity: Oh my. I think you better stay out here sweetie, we don't want you more corrupt than you are already.

AE:*nods and jumps in the car*

Larry: Well let's get in there!

*The gang walk in the door and find....*

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Member and Creator of Larry's Angels Harley Club.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry

Larry: Get me off this fookin booooooooos!

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-21-2002).]

 

[madamc]

lmfao, thanks girlie

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id love adam to perform for me..wearing only cologne and a smile

 

[daisybean]

ROFLMAO

I can't wait to see how it ends.....

Poor AE.... now tell me again why an orgasmatron on the loose is a bad thing?

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Daisy

and you become the monster
so the monster will not break you

[This message has been edited by daisybean (edited 02-21-2002).]

 

[Ana]

LMAO LMAO!!
OMG Cristy!! Poor little A. E.!!
And Bono's part of the mansion is the grossest?!

Well somehow I actually buy that

Keep it up girlie!!

 

[Mullen-Girl]

*The gang walk in the door and find....Lemonboy on the ground*

Lemonboy: I tried to stop it! Oh God! It's horrible.

Larry: Get yourself together! *slaps Lemonboy*

Lemonboy: Ouuuuuuuuch! Damn it that hurt Larry i'm not your drums y'know!

Larry: Sorry now please get out of the house and get in the car, we'll take care of this.

Lemonboy: Ok! *runs into the car with AE and locks the door* We'll be safe in here buddy.

MG: I can hear screaming upstairs. It sounds like...Echo.

Echo: OOOOOOOOOH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAWD *screams* STOP THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clarity: We have to help her!

Larry: Eh you girls go in front i'll follow.

*The gang go up the stairs and try to open the door to Echo's room but can't*

MG: Foook! It's locked, Larry kick it in!

Larry: Alright. *kicks in the door and jumps inside*

Echo: HEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEE!!! *is on top of her bed trying to get away from the Orgasmatron*

Clarity: Look there it is!!! *points at the orgasmatron when it goes towards clarity* OH shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite!! *runs*

MG: Ack! Get it!

*The gang chase after the Orgasmatron who is chasing after Clarity all around the Mansion*

Clarity: Oh gaaaaaaaawd pleeeeeeeeease!

Larry: Fook I've got to grab it and smash it! *reaches at the Orgasmatron and grabs it*

MG: Good job Larry!

Clarity: Thanks Larry!

Larry: Oh Hell!!! IT's starting to attack me!*The orgasmatron goes at Larry and starts to attack him* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

MG: Ok! I've got a hammer! I'll smash it! *tries to smash the orgasmatron with the Hammer but ends up hitting herself in the head with it and is knocked out*

Clarity: OH gawd what a dork! *grabs Hammer out of passed out MG's hands and finally smashes the orgasmatron nonstop* THERE! YOU FOOKIN EVIL ORGASMATRON TAKE THAT! AND THAT!

Larry:*sighs of relief and out of breath* Thank you Clarity.

Clarity: No problem! Finally this evil thing is destroyed.

Echo: Thanks guys I don't know what I would have done without you.

Lemonboy:*peeks in the door* Is it safe to come back in?

Larry: Yes, the orgasmatron is dead.

AE:*follows Lemonboy inside and points at MG worried*

Clarity: Oh! She tried hitting the orgasmatron with the hammer but ended up knocking herself out.

Larry:*kneels down and slaps MG's face* Wake up MG!

MG:*mumbles* Ouuuuuuuch *opens her eyes* Is it over yet?

Clarity: Yep I killed it.

MG: Oh Good! *passes out again*

Lemonboy: I'll splash water on her face she'll be fine.

Clarity:*goes into the Study and calls McG* Mr. McG....we got it...it's all over...yes you're welcome sir. *hangs up* Well thank God all this is over.

Larry: Yeah definitely. *calls Edge* It's over with man....don't worry...no problem...bye. *hangs up*

MG:*wakes up* GOD MY HEAD HURTS!

Clarity: That's what you get for banging your head ya silly goose

All:*laugh*

The gang have a late snack and rest after fighting crime.

The End.

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Member and Creator of Larry's Angels Harley Club.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry

Larry: Get me off this fookin booooooooos!

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-21-2002).]

 

[MikeSt]

*hangs up and walks back into the living room and goes up to Clarity* Pssssst.

Clarity:*grabs a magazine and whacks MG in the face* What the...?

MG: ooooooooouch!!!! It was me!
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LMFAO.........oh me!!!

 

[MikeSt]

MG: Ok! I've got a hammer! I'll smash it! *tries to smash the orgasmatron with the Hammer but ends up hitting herself in the head with it and is knocked out*

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OMG!!!!!! That is too funny. LMAO! This was hilarious. An evil orgasmatron...never thought I'd ever hear girls say that before. LOL!

 

[madamc]

Larry's Angels (charlie's angels ha ha ha ha).....ok.. i'm going to the library now...

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id love adam to perform for me..wearing only cologne and a smile

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Originally posted by MikeSt:
MG: Ok! I've got a hammer! I'll smash it! *tries to smash the orgasmatron with the Hammer but ends up hitting herself in the head with it and is knocked out*

LOL It's only eeeeeeeevil because it's out of control and it's super duper powerful....eh the kind that can kill...LOL

 

[spinninghead77]

Your stories are getting funnier by the day!! Ha Ha!! The Edge was crying. That is toooo cute

 

[blueeyes]

Yay! I'm back!!!!

OMG, orgasmatron on the loose? LMAOOOOOOOO. This one ROCKED mg!!!!

Bluey: FLY? Oh you mean the animal...uhh I mean the insect...the small one.

LMFAO! THat was perfect. Uhhh, no guilty conscience here,,, noooo.

*hugs*

-Mrs MacPhisto

 

[clarityat3am]

LMFAO! I can picture..err...this thing is rated R! *blush, giggle* (loved every minute of it...gah everything sound so orgasmatronical now...eek)

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Originally posted by spinninghead77:
Your stories are getting funnier by the day!! Ha Ha!! The Edge was crying. That is toooo cute

LOL thanks

I sometimes think that my stories are like soooooooo stupid and so not funny but i'm glad you guys like them...they come from my warped mind lmfao...Thanks to Clarity btw for inspiring this story....no we weren't talking about orgasmatrons but she was talking about me writing a story about Adam's pants...but for some weird reason I thought writing a story about PLEba crime fighters and orgasmatrons would be better LOL

 

[clarityat3am]

*does the MG PLEBA story dance* yeah I just make this shite up as I go along. *keeps dancing*

 

[Mullen-Girl]

*does the Night at the Roxbury dance and bangs Larry from behind* lmfao

 

[clarityat3am]

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
*does the Night at the Roxbury dance and bangs Larry from behind* lmfao

Naughty!

 

[Mullen-Girl]

*nods*