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I've read Rice's Sleeping Beauty Trilogy...actually, when Sarah was around 8 or 9, she got it for me for Christmas. We often laught now that my very young daughter essentially bought me porn for Christmas. It was a proud day. *wipes away a tear*
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You know, i saw that pic of Chizip with Diamond and he IS quite cute! :sexywink:
 
~BrightestStar~ said:


:lmao:

.....how do you know all those names? :eyebrow:

Multitask!!
OMG...have you girls seen 1o things I hate about you?? The principal!!! :lmao:

:lmao: :lmao:


(ERB...Edge rubs back...or something lol)


I read smutty books....like

The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty
Beauty's Punishment
Beauty's Release

Mind you don't get much time to read them now....

Now there the sort of bedtime story Bono can read me....

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~BrightestStar~ said:
* and he stood there before her..a tower of manlyness...his musk drifting into her nostrils....oh how her loins seethed for him (thank you SOng of Songs for that)....He stalked towards her...his manhood ready....whispered "I want to pluck....you guitar...."*

:help:

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VintagePunk said:
I've read Rice's Sleeping Beauty Trilogy...actually, when Sarah was around 8 or 9, she got it for me for Christmas. We often laught now that my very young daughter essentially bought me porn for Christmas. It was a proud day. *wipes away a tear*
:lmao:

:lmao::lmao:
omg....*gasps for air*
 
VintagePunk said:
I've read Rice's Sleeping Beauty Trilogy...actually, when Sarah was around 8 or 9, she got it for me for Christmas. We often laught now that my very young daughter essentially bought me porn for Christmas. It was a proud day. *wipes away a tear*
:lmao:


I sometimes think that this place is as smutty and poragraphic.
 
* the dark stallion approached his fair lover...so innocent yet wanton...she was displayed before him...ready for the taking...his sword was ready to pierce her...to take her...he oozed manliness..it came off in waves...and the fair maiden could only gasp and ,arvel at his large lance of love..*


OMG I :heart: the cheese!
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Bri, OMG...these are much worse than you'd find in any drugstore...they're very well written porn, except people like to refer to them as "erotica," because it makes them fele better about themselves. :lol:
 
Nope neither do i you bad girl! Prepare to be heavily punished!!

Bend over Mucca, so Edge can erm...deal with you!!! :ohmy:
 
~BrightestStar~ said:
* the dark stallion approached his fair lover...so innocent yet wanton...she was displayed before him...ready for the taking...his sword was ready to pierce her...to take her...he oozed manliness..it came off in waves...and the fair maiden could only gasp and ,arvel at his large lance of love..*


OMG I :heart: the cheese!
:lmao:

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Are you sure you don't know the authors that were listed before???
 
Do you want me to go Wild? Don't mean it to sound Snappy! Sorry if it did! :wink:
 
~BrightestStar~ said:


Nope.
All you do is take a simply scene..and make it as cheesy and euphemistic as possible..and voila....


BTW...did you know romance novels are the largest book production or whatever in the world?

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nope..all I know is there's always a big long haired shirtless guy on the covers.
 
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