VintagePunk
Blue Crack Distributor
I have an on-again/off-again friend with benefits. As of today, it's on again, apparently. He came over a while ago...thought we'd go out somewhere...
VintagePunk said:I have an on-again/off-again friend with benefits. As of today, it's on again, apparently. He came over a while ago...thought we'd go out somewhere...
VintagePunk said:He wanted to come in...i told him that Sarah was crashed out on the couch...he said let's go to your room...i concurred...went to my room...stuff happened...came downstairs...she's sitting up, quite wide awake, playing with my computer. He left...I sat in the kitchen till she went back to sleep.
VintagePunk said:how the fuck am i supposed to look at her in the morning????
VintagePunk said:She's 17
trish0860 said:
Oh. Well...just tell her momma's have to have booty calls sometimes too.
KIDDING!! *ducks and runs for cover*
VintagePunk said:
Well, honestly!!! Realistically, she knows I have needs...we have a very open relationship...she's met him, heard me bitch about him...kinda knows the status of the way that things are....but to be caught red-handed?
VintagePunk said:OMG...deep cleansing breaths...I HOPE that the worse that will happen is that we'll look at each other and crack up...
VintagePunk said:WTF do I feel like the kid???
And...he made me miss part of the setlist party.
trish0860 said:
she didn't hear anything, did she?
VintagePunk said:
he made me miss part of the setlist party.
VintagePunk said:SG...I hope you're right! Her dad has been free to date and pick up ho's all this time....she's never with him, so she never has to see it...
Trish...when we came downstairs and i saw she was up, I immediately went into the kitchen and doubled over laughing...he came out with me briefly, then he had to leave fast (he had his kids over at his place...they were sleeping, but his roommate was leaving for work)...he left, which meant he essentially had to walk right past her. I stayed in the kitchen. Apparently he didn't shut the door completely and i heard her a few minutes later get up and slam it shut...then her arm reached into the kitchen to grab a kleenex...then she went back to bed.
VintagePunk said:SG...I hope you're right! Her dad has been free to date and pick up ho's all this time....she's never with him, so she never has to see it...
Trish...when we came downstairs and i saw she was up, I immediately went into the kitchen and doubled over laughing...he came out with me briefly, then he had to leave fast (he had his kids over at his place...they were sleeping, but his roommate was leaving for work)...he left, which meant he essentially had to walk right past her. I stayed in the kitchen. Apparently he didn't shut the door completely and i heard her a few minutes later get up and slam it shut...then her arm reached into the kitchen to grab a kleenex...then she went back to bed.
Sad_Girl said:
the noises
VintagePunk said:See?? Let this be a lesson to you all. It's soooo much simpler to sit quietly and lust for Bono (or Adam/Larry).