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Russty! I was going through one of my crochet email list folders and found this - considering our discussion yesterday, I thought you'd find it funny :wink:

My Wife, She Is A Hooker


My wife, she is a hooker
Of this, she's mighty proud
And the stories of her exploits
Are legends in this town

She's shameless with her talents
She'll go hooking anywhere
And if people want to watch her
She really doesn't care

It seems to be a family thing
Her mother taught her how
Seems her grandma was a hooker
And my daughters hooking now

She goes to hookers meetings
To learn the new techniques
She starts hooking in a frenzy
And won't talk to me for weeks

She doesn't do the housework
She doesn't come to bed
No! She doesn't have time for that
She'd rather hook instead

My wife she is a hooker
And I curse that awful day
When she first picked up that hook and yarn
And learned how to crochet

:giggle:
 
~BrightestStar~ said:


Well, he was quite hard........when I drew him. :wink:

:lol:

Your welcome :hug:

I'm sure it was.

I'm sure there's other reasons for that name...maybe you cropped a little too much off the original :wink:
 
WildHoney said:



Soooooooooooooooooooooooo excited :hyper:


Really need to get spending money though:yikes:

:yikes: i know

think we get a pay rise this month though itll prob be like £2 :lol:

a friend owes me money, i was supposed to have it back for dublin :mad: i want it now so i can put it away for spends

russty:hug:
 
Russty!!! :hug::hug::heart:

How are you?
Do you need any more pics of Edge with his angus? If you do, you know I'd gladly go through my pile to hunt down some more :wink:
 
Holy crap! Its only 49 days till PJ! :hyper: :dance: It can't come soon enough! And they announced another show again today! We've got like 20 shows and they haven't even announced the "real" US tour. :giggle: OH its gonna be a good year! :rockon:

Drea that is too funny! I :heart: that!

VP :hug:
 
~BrightestStar~ said:


It's a private show
No one else is gonna know...
I wannnt you :combust:


:sexywink:

Give me one last chance, and I'm gonna make you siiing...:combust:

:flirt:

BG! Lil sis! :hug:

Wait-if BG is your cuz, then that makes me and Bri cousins...:uhoh:

This is all sooo wrong :drool:
 
daygloeyes2 said:


Give me one last chance, and I'm gonna make you siiing...:combust:

:flirt:


Wait-if BG is your cuz, then that makes me and Bri cousins...:uhoh:

This is all sooo wrong :drool:


Surrounding me
Going down on me
I'm spillin over the brim :combust:


:sexywink:


2nd cousins twice removed, maybe? :lol:

If it's wrong...I don't want to be right :drool:

And hey, if Jerry Lewis can do it.....:wink:

I'm googling pictures to male an erotic fruit salad :lol:
 
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Mucca said:
Russty!!! :hug::hug::heart:

How are you?
Do you need any more pics of Edge with his angus? If you do, you know I'd gladly go through my pile to hunt down some more :wink:

I'll take any pics you got. hehe But hopefully those three should work for now. I got the fabric out earlier to put one on to it. but then I got so damn hot I had to come in here to cool off for a bit. We have a wall a/c in here that kicks arse, so I'm hiding out for a few minutes.

Did you get to see the guitar tattoo by the way? I have a pic if you want to see. :D
 
Drea said:
Russty! I was going through one of my crochet email list folders and found this - considering our discussion yesterday, I thought you'd find it funny :wink:

My Wife, She Is A Hooker


My wife, she is a hooker
Of this, she's mighty proud
And the stories of her exploits
Are legends in this town

She's shameless with her talents
She'll go hooking anywhere
And if people want to watch her
She really doesn't care

It seems to be a family thing
Her mother taught her how
Seems her grandma was a hooker
And my daughters hooking now

She goes to hookers meetings
To learn the new techniques
She starts hooking in a frenzy
And won't talk to me for weeks

She doesn't do the housework
She doesn't come to bed
No! She doesn't have time for that
She'd rather hook instead

My wife she is a hooker
And I curse that awful day
When she first picked up that hook and yarn
And learned how to crochet

:giggle:

:lmao:
 
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