Picked up something at the PopMart....

[WildHonee]

I stole this idea from Echo too.


Until I think of new categories, I?m just using Echo?s.......

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT PURCHASE OF
____Mona____

MODEL NUMBER ____8675309_____

PLEASE FILL OUT THIS REGISTRATION CARD SO THAT WE CAN BETTER SERVE YOU. THIS WILL REGISTER YOU FOR YOUR WARRANTY, AND WILL ALSO ALLOW US TO ALERT YOU OF ANY CONSUMER INFORMATION OR FACTORY RECALLS.

YOUR
OPINIONS ARE IMPORTANT TO US.

TITLE _______
FIRST NAME ___________________
MIDDLE INITIAL ___
LAST NAME ___________________


WHERE DID YOU OBTAIN YOUR Mona?
[ ] FANFICTION.NET
[ ] PLEBA
[ ] HALLWAYS OF ALL-GIRLS SCHOOL, WEARING NO SHOES
[ ] CAR WASH
[ ] IN YOUR WILDEST FLIPPIN? DREAMS, BUDDY

I FIRST HEARD ABOUT Mona THROUGH:
[ ] PLEBA post
[ ] PLAYING SGT PEPPER BACKWARDS
[ ] Edge seemed a little jealous that Bono was giving someone else his attention. O guess who it was....
[ ] Peter Gabriel appeared to me in a dream.
[ ] Adam's pants told me about her.
[ ] MATT LAUER's diary
[ ] Other ___________

PLEASE CHECK THE LEISURE ACTIVITIES THAT YOU PARTICIPATE IN ON A REGULAR BASIS
[ ] Discus throwing
[ ] Criticizing Chex Mix
[ ] Pretending to be Bruce Springsteen
[ ] Filling out surveys...
[ ] Trying to connect stars to see WTF people see in constellations
[ ] Hiding from rubber cement
[ ] Sharpening pencils
[ ] Straddling the hood of big green vans
[ ] Trying to set the record for most consecutive times a single knuckle can be cracked in 3 minutes
[ ] Yard Sale rummaging
[ ] Feeling up soda bottles

WHICH OF THESE CURRENT TRAITS WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR Mona TO AVOID?
[ ] Thinking too much
[ ] Raping walls
[ ] Lusting after Bono, Jude Law, etc.
[ ] Setting Scott Stapp?s greasy head on fire
[ ] Amassing Angelina Jolie pictures
[ ] Other

WHICH OF THESE NEW TRAITS WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR Mona TO ADOPT?
[ ] Go outside
[ ] Courage to look Sebastian Bach in the eye without giggling
[ ] Rape things other than walls?and cars
[ ] Ability to tell a joke besides the prostitute potato one
[ ] Adjustment to gravity
[ ] Buy a new toothbrush
[ ] Fed Ex self to West Coast
[ ] Other

HOW IMPORTANT WERE THESE FACTORS IN YOUR CHOICE OF Mona?
[ ] Brand name
[ ] Cardboard display in Target
[ ] Ability to communicate with Peter Gabriel through dreams
[ ] Ability to listen to the Oldies station all day and name title and artists of every song
[ ] Axl Rose snake dance
[ ] Level of genius in calculus
[ ] The Chapstick
[ ] Monita es bonita

IN YOUR OPINION, SHOULD Mona POST LESS ABOUT BUYING U2 PORN INCREASING WHEN SHE TURNS 18?
[ ] Less. Dear God, child. Shut up already. You scare me. And furthermore, you have BAD PENMANSHIP. HA! Take that.
[ ] Mona?s not 18?
[ ] So if Mona?s not legal?
[ ] More!
[ ] PAINT MY FENCE AND CALL ME CHARLIE. I love porn.
[ ] Other ______________________

Which of the following Mona productions would you like to see?
[ ] Poetry slam wham bam thank you ma?am
[ ] Spelling bee
[ ] Calculus problems done in a towel
[ ] Mona actually tying her shoes fer once
[ ] Bruce Springsteen
[ ] U2 porn
[ ] Interpretive dance involving ceramic eggshell and recitation of postmodern poetry about Larry Mullen Junior?s birthday and orangutans
[ ] Tamale-making
[ ] Drawing moustaches on posters of Shakira
[ ] Other ____________________

WHICH WORD BEST DESCRIBES Mona?
[ ] Trash
[ ] Kleenex
[ ] Chapstick.
[ ] Other

HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR Mona SANE?
[ ] ScottPhisto
[ ] Susbstituting Mike&Ikes for medication (aahhh cheers Echo)
[ ] Providing her with pics so she can change her buddy icon every 2 minutes
[ ] Reciting poetry for her
[ ] Mona's not sane....
[ ] Other _______________

O BTW Scott.....THAT REMINDS ME...

OTHER COMMENTS: ________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________

OK now make yer own!!

------------------
~*Mona*~
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~BONO~

LOVE me, give me SOUL

There's a Heaven above you, baby....

[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 01-28-2002).]

 

[spinninghead77]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT PURCHASE OF
____Mona____

MODEL NUMBER ____8675309_____

PLEASE FILL OUT THIS REGISTRATION CARD SO THAT WE CAN BETTER SERVE YOU. THIS WILL REGISTER YOU FOR YOUR WARRANTY, AND WILL ALSO ALLOW US TO ALERT YOU OF ANY CONSUMER INFORMATION OR FACTORY RECALLS.

YOUR
OPINIONS ARE IMPORTANT TO US.

TITLE ___Miss.____
FIRST NAME_________Kelly__________
MIDDLE INITIAL __L_
LAST NAME _______Hewson(of course I am not giving out my real name on the net____________


WHERE DID YOU OBTAIN YOUR Mona?
[ ] FANFICTION.NET
[X] PLEBA
[ ] HALLWAYS OF ALL-GIRLS SCHOOL, WEARING NO SHOES
[ ] CAR WASH
[ ] IN YOUR WILDEST FLIPPIN? DREAMS, BUDDY

I FIRST HEARD ABOUT Mona THROUGH:
[X] PLEBA post
[ ] PLAYING SGT PEPPER BACKWARDS
[ ] Edge seemed a little jealous that Bono was giving someone else his attention. O guess who it was....
[X] Peter Gabriel appeared to me in a dream.
[ ] Adam's pants told me about her.
[X] MATT LAUER's diary
[ ] Other ___________

PLEASE CHECK THE LEISURE ACTIVITIES THAT YOU PARTICIPATE IN ON A REGULAR BASIS
[ ] Discus throwing
[ ] Criticizing Chex Mix
[ ] Pretending to be Bruce Springsteen
[X] Filling out surveys...
[ ] Trying to connect stars to see WTF people see in constellations
[ ] Hiding from rubber cement
[ ] Sharpening pencils
[ ] Straddling the hood of big green vans
[ ] Trying to set the record for most consecutive times a single knuckle can be cracked in 3 minutes
[X] Yard Sale rummaging
[X] Feeling up soda bottles

WHICH OF THESE CURRENT TRAITS WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR Mona TO AVOID?
[ ] Thinking too much
[ ] Raping walls
[ ] Lusting after Bono, Jude Law, etc.
[ ] Setting Scott Stapp?s greasy head on fire
[X] Amassing Angelina Jolie pictures
[ ] Other

WHICH OF THESE NEW TRAITS WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR Mona TO ADOPT?
[ ] Go outside
[ ] Courage to look Sebastian Bach in the eye without giggling
[ ] Rape things other than walls?and cars
[X] Ability to tell a joke besides the prostitute potato one
[ ] Adjustment to gravity
[X] Buy a new toothbrush
[ ] Fed Ex self to West Coast
[X] Other - Commence the Start-Up of Our fine Organization "Mona's Flamin Threads"

HOW IMPORTANT WERE THESE FACTORS IN YOUR CHOICE OF Mona?
[ ] Brand name
[X] Cardboard display in Target (Shhhh.... I stole it while I was there)
[X] Ability to communicate with Peter Gabriel through dreams
[ ] Ability to listen to the Oldies station all day and name title and artists of every song
[X] Axl Rose snake dance
[ ] Level of genius in calculus
[?] The Chapstick - Depends on the Flavour
[ ] Monita es bonita

IN YOUR OPINION, SHOULD Mona POST LESS ABOUT BUYING U2 PORN INCREASING WHEN SHE TURNS 18?
[ ] Less. Dear God, child. Shut up already. You scare me. And furthermore, you have BAD PENMANSHIP. HA! Take that.
[X] Mona?s not 18?
[ ] So if Mona?s not legal?
[X] More!
[X] PAINT MY FENCE AND CALL ME CHARLIE. I love U2 porn.
[ ] Other ______________________

Which of the following Mona productions would you like to see?
[ ] Poetry slam wham bam thank you ma?am
[ ] Spelling bee
[ ] Calculus problems done in a towel
[X] Mona actually tying her shoes fer once
[ ] Bruce Springsteen
[X] U2 porn
[ ] Interpretive dance involving ceramic eggshell and recitation of postmodern poetry about Larry Mullen Junior?s birthday and orangutans
[ ] Tamale-making
[ ] Drawing moustaches on posters of Shakira
[ ] Other ____________________

WHICH WORD BEST DESCRIBES Mona?
[ ] Trash
[ ] Kleenex
[ ] Chapstick.
[X] Other - PLEBA

HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR Mona SANE?
[ ] ScottPhisto
[X] Susbstituting Mike&Ikes for medication (aahhh cheers Echo)
[X] Providing her with pics so she can change her buddy icon every 2 minutes
[ ] Reciting poetry for her
[ ] Mona's not sane....
[ ] Other _______________

O BTW Scott.....THAT REMINDS ME...

OTHER COMMENTS: ________Mona is cooky, and crazy, and PLEBA would never be the same without her!!!!________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________

OK now make yer own!!




[This message has been edited by spinninghead77 (edited 01-29-2002).]

 

[Mullen-Girl]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT PURCHASE OF
____Mona____

MODEL NUMBER ____1900945554_____

PLEASE FILL OUT THIS REGISTRATION CARD SO THAT WE CAN BETTER SERVE YOU. THIS WILL REGISTER YOU FOR YOUR WARRANTY, AND WILL ALSO ALLOW US TO ALERT YOU OF ANY CONSUMER INFORMATION OR FACTORY RECALLS.

YOUR
OPINIONS ARE IMPORTANT TO US.

TITLE __Miss_____
FIRST NAME ____Cristina_______
MIDDLE INITIAL _E_
LAST NAME ____Mullen__________


WHERE DID YOU OBTAIN YOUR Mona?
[ ] FANFICTION.NET
[x] PLEBA
[ ] HALLWAYS OF ALL-GIRLS SCHOOL, WEARING NO SHOES
[ ] CAR WASH
[ ] IN YOUR WILDEST FLIPPIN? DREAMS, BUDDY

I FIRST HEARD ABOUT Mona THROUGH:
[x] PLEBA post
[ ] PLAYING SGT PEPPER BACKWARDS
[ ] Edge seemed a little jealous that Bono was giving someone else his attention. O guess who it was....
[ ] Peter Gabriel appeared to me in a dream.
[x] Adam's pants told me about her.
[ ] MATT LAUER's diary
[ ] Other ___________

PLEASE CHECK THE LEISURE ACTIVITIES THAT YOU PARTICIPATE IN ON A REGULAR BASIS
[ ] Discus throwing
[ ] Criticizing Chex Mix
[ ] Pretending to be Bruce Springsteen
[x] Filling out surveys...
[ ] Trying to connect stars to see WTF people see in constellations
[ ] Hiding from rubber cement
[x] Sharpening pencils
[ ] Straddling the hood of big green vans
[ ] Trying to set the record for most consecutive times a single knuckle can be cracked in 3 minutes
[ ] Yard Sale rummaging
[ ] Feeling up soda bottles

WHICH OF THESE CURRENT TRAITS WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR Mona TO AVOID?
[ ] Thinking too much
[ ] Raping walls
[ ] Lusting after Bono, Jude Law, etc.
[ ] Setting Scott Stapp?s greasy head on fire
[ ] Amassing Angelina Jolie pictures
[x] Other

WHICH OF THESE NEW TRAITS WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR Mona TO ADOPT?
[ ] Go outside
[ ] Courage to look Sebastian Bach in the eye without giggling
[x] Rape things other than walls?and cars
[x] Ability to tell a joke besides the prostitute potato one
[ ] Adjustment to gravity
[ ] Buy a new toothbrush
[ ] Fed Ex self to West Coast
[ ] Other

HOW IMPORTANT WERE THESE FACTORS IN YOUR CHOICE OF Mona?
[x] Brand name
[ ] Cardboard display in Target
[ ] Ability to communicate with Peter Gabriel through dreams
[ ] Ability to listen to the Oldies station all day and name title and artists of every song
[x] Axl Rose snake dance
[ ] Level of genius in calculus
[ ] The Chapstick
[x] Monita es bonita

IN YOUR OPINION, SHOULD Mona POST LESS ABOUT BUYING U2 PORN INCREASING WHEN SHE TURNS 18?
[ ] Less. Dear God, child. Shut up already. You scare me. And furthermore, you have BAD PENMANSHIP. HA! Take that.
[ ] Mona?s not 18?
[ ] So if Mona?s not legal?
[x] More!
[ ] PAINT MY FENCE AND CALL ME CHARLIE. I love porn.
[ ] Other ______________________

Which of the following Mona productions would you like to see?
[ ] Poetry slam wham bam thank you ma?am
[ ] Spelling bee
[ ] Calculus problems done in a towel
[ ] Mona actually tying her shoes fer once
[ ] Bruce Springsteen
[x] U2 porn
[x] Interpretive dance involving ceramic eggshell and recitation of postmodern poetry about Larry Mullen Junior?s birthday and orangutans
[ ] Tamale-making
[ ] Drawing moustaches on posters of Shakira
[ ] Other ____________________

WHICH WORD BEST DESCRIBES Mona?
[ ] Trash
[ ] Kleenex
[x] Chapstick.
[ ] Other

HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR Mona SANE?
[ ] ScottPhisto
[ ] Susbstituting Mike&Ikes for medication (aahhh cheers Echo)
[x] Providing her with pics so she can change her buddy icon every 2 minutes
[ ] Reciting poetry for her
[ ] Mona's not sane....
[ ] Other _______________

O BTW Scott.....THAT REMINDS ME...

OTHER COMMENTS: _LOL That was eh Fun lol_______________________________
_________________________________


OK now make yer own!!
(I have to make my own now?) LOL

------------------

THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 01-29-2002).]

 

[Ana]

Originally posted by WildHonee:


THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT PURCHASE OF
____Mona____

MODEL NUMBER ____8675309_____

PLEASE FILL OUT THIS REGISTRATION CARD SO THAT WE CAN BETTER SERVE YOU. THIS WILL REGISTER YOU FOR YOUR WARRANTY, AND WILL ALSO ALLOW US TO ALERT YOU OF ANY CONSUMER INFORMATION OR FACTORY RECALLS.

YOUR
OPINIONS ARE IMPORTANT TO US.

TITLE Mrs._______
FIRST NAME Ana___________________
MIDDLE INITIAL L.___
LAST NAME ___Bono Vox________________


WHERE DID YOU OBTAIN YOUR Mona?
[ ] FANFICTION.NET
[X] PLEBA
[ ] HALLWAYS OF ALL-GIRLS SCHOOL, WEARING NO SHOES
[ ] CAR WASH
[ ] IN YOUR WILDEST FLIPPIN? DREAMS, BUDDY

I FIRST HEARD ABOUT Mona THROUGH:
[X] PLEBA post
[ ] PLAYING SGT PEPPER BACKWARDS
[ ] Edge seemed a little jealous that Bono was giving someone else his attention. O guess who it was....
[ ] Peter Gabriel appeared to me in a dream.
[ ] Adam's pants told me about her.
[ ] MATT LAUER's diary
[ ] Other ___________

PLEASE CHECK THE LEISURE ACTIVITIES THAT YOU PARTICIPATE IN ON A REGULAR BASIS
[ ] Discus throwing
[ ] Criticizing Chex Mix
[ ] Pretending to be Bruce Springsteen
[X] Filling out surveys...
[ ] Trying to connect stars to see WTF people see in constellations
[ ] Hiding from rubber cement
[ ] Sharpening pencils
[ ] Straddling the hood of big green vans
[ ] Trying to set the record for most consecutive times a single knuckle can be cracked in 3 minutes
[ ] Yard Sale rummaging
[ ] Feeling up soda bottles

WHICH OF THESE CURRENT TRAITS WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR Mona TO AVOID?
[X] Thinking too much
[ ] Raping walls
[ ] Lusting after Bono, Jude Law, etc.
[X] Setting Scott Stapp?s greasy head on fire
[ ] Amassing Angelina Jolie pictures
[ ] Other

WHICH OF THESE NEW TRAITS WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR Mona TO ADOPT?
[ ] Go outside
[X] Courage to look Sebastian Bach in the eye without giggling
[ ] Rape things other than walls?and cars
[ ] Ability to tell a joke besides the prostitute potato one
[X] Adjustment to gravity
[ ] Buy a new toothbrush
[ ] Fed Ex self to West Coast
[ ] Other

HOW IMPORTANT WERE THESE FACTORS IN YOUR CHOICE OF Mona?
[ ] Brand name
[ ] Cardboard display in Target
[ ] Ability to communicate with Peter Gabriel through dreams
[ ] Ability to listen to the Oldies station all day and name title and artists of every song
[ ] Axl Rose snake dance
[X] Level of genius in calculus
[ ] The Chapstick
[ ] Monita es bonita

IN YOUR OPINION, SHOULD Mona POST LESS ABOUT BUYING U2 PORN INCREASING WHEN SHE TURNS 18?
[ ] Less. Dear God, child. Shut up already. You scare me. And furthermore, you have BAD PENMANSHIP. HA! Take that.
[ ] Mona?s not 18?
[ ] So if Mona?s not legal?
[X] More!
[ ] PAINT MY FENCE AND CALL ME CHARLIE. I love porn.
[ ] Other ______________________

Which of the following Mona productions would you like to see?
[ ] Poetry slam wham bam thank you ma?am
[ ] Spelling bee
[X] Calculus problems done in a towel
[X] Mona actually tying her shoes fer once
[ ] Bruce Springsteen
[X] U2 porn
[ ] Interpretive dance involving ceramic eggshell and recitation of postmodern poetry about Larry Mullen Junior?s birthday and orangutans
[X] Tamale-making
[ ] Drawing moustaches on posters of Shakira
[ ] Other ____Learn how to clean the loo correctly________________

WHICH WORD BEST DESCRIBES Mona?
[ ] Trash
[ ] Kleenex
[ ] Chapstick.
[X] Other= Madness

HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR Mona SANE?
[ ] ScottPhisto
[ ] Susbstituting Mike&Ikes for medication (aahhh cheers Echo)
[ ] Providing her with pics so she can change her buddy icon every 2 minutes
[ ] Reciting poetry for her
[X] Mona's not sane....
[ ] Other _______________

O BTW Scott.....THAT REMINDS ME...

OTHER COMMENTS: ___Can't wait 'til she turns 18

_____________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

BTW--Mona, I don't ink I've actually ever HEARD the prostitute potato joke...

 

[Mullen-Girl]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT PURCHASE OF
____MullenGirl____

MODEL NUMBER ____1_____

PLEASE FILL OUT THIS REGISTRATION CARD SO THAT WE CAN BETTER SERVE YOU. THIS WILL REGISTER YOU FOR YOUR WARRANTY, AND WILL ALSO ALLOW US TO ALERT YOU OF ANY CONSUMER INFORMATION OR FACTORY RECALLS.

YOUR
OPINIONS ARE IMPORTANT TO US.

TITLE _______
FIRST NAME ___________________
MIDDLE INITIAL ___
LAST NAME ___________________


WHERE DID YOU OBTAIN YOUR MullenGirl?
[ ] LARRY'S FRONT YARD
[ ] PLEBA
[ ] AT THE UNIVERSITY
[ ] PLAYBOY MANSION
[ ] IN YOUR WILDEST FLIPPIN? DREAMS, BUDDY

I FIRST HEARD ABOUT MullenGirl THROUGH:
[ ] PLEBA post
[ ] HIDDEN MESSAGES IN THE FLY
[ ] The Newspaper headlines in Dublin
[ ] One of your inner voices told you.
[ ] Adam's sarong told me about her.
[ ] Dallas Schoo's diary
[ ] Other ___________

PLEASE CHECK THE LEISURE ACTIVITIES THAT YOU PARTICIPATE IN ON A REGULAR BASIS
[ ] Discus throwing
[ ] Criticizing Chex Mix
[ ] Pretending to be one of U2's wives
[ ] Filling out surveys...
[ ] Trying to connect stars to see WTF people see in constellations
[ ] Hiding from rubber cement
[ ] Sharpening pencils
[ ] Straddling the hood of big green vans
[ ] Trying to set the record for most consecutive times a single knuckle can be cracked in 3 minutes
[ ] Yard Sale rummaging
[ ] Feeling up soda bottles

WHICH OF THESE CURRENT TRAITS WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MullenGirl TO AVOID?
[ ] Talking about Larry all the time.
[ ] Quoting Larry at least 10 times a day.
[ ] Lusting after Larry.
[ ] Answering, "it's a musical journey" when answers are unknown.
[ ] Writing about Larry's meat.
[ ] Other

WHICH OF THESE NEW TRAITS WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MullenGirl TO ADOPT?
[ ] Go outside
[ ] Being quiet for at least 5 mins.
[ ] Not defiling Larry at every chance she gets.
[ ] Ability to tell a joke besides the irish wedding and funeral one.
[ ] Adjustment to gravity
[ ] Buy a new life.
[ ] Fed Ex self to Dublin.
[ ] Other

HOW IMPORTANT WERE THESE FACTORS IN YOUR CHOICE OF MullenGirl?
[ ] Brand name
[ ] Cardboard display in Target
[ ] Ability to communicate with Adam's sarong.
[ ] Ability to tell you Larry's hidden secrets.
[ ] Bellydancing
[ ] Level of genius in languages.
[ ] Just cos I wanted to have one.
[ ] MullenGirl is the coolest.

IN YOUR OPINION, SHOULD MullenGirl POST LESS ABOUT LARRY?
[ ] Less. Dear God, child. Shut up already. You scare me.
[ ] No. The more man boobs the better.
[ ] I like drooling at Larry so no.
[ ] More!
[ ] Yes. You weirdo.
[ ] Other ______________________

Which of the following MullenGirl productions would you like to see?
[ ] Discobus adventure.
[ ] More PLEBA mansion stories.
[ ] Speaking 5 languages at the same time.
[ ] MullenGirl being able to quote somebody else other than Larry.
[ ] Robbie Williams
[ ] U2 porn
[ ] Acting out Larry's parts from Rattle and Hum
[ ] Tamale-making
[ ] Other ____________________

WHICH WORD BEST DESCRIBES MullenGirl?
[ ] Funny
[ ] Weird
[ ] Tragic.
[ ] Other

HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR MullenGirl SANE?
[ ] Larry
[ ] Giving her Larry pictures when she starts to become shakey.
[ ] Making up stories about Larry and letting her think they're true.
[ ] Playing the drooooooooooms.
[ ] MullenGirl's not sane....
[ ] Other _______________

OTHER COMMENTS: ________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________

------------------

THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 01-29-2002).]

 

[madonna's child]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT PURCHASE OF
____Mona____

MODEL NUMBER ____8675309_____

PLEASE FILL OUT THIS REGISTRATION CARD SO THAT WE CAN BETTER SERVE YOU. THIS WILL REGISTER YOU FOR YOUR WARRANTY, AND WILL ALSO ALLOW US TO ALERT YOU OF ANY CONSUMER INFORMATION OR FACTORY RECALLS.

YOUR
OPINIONS ARE IMPORTANT TO US.

TITLE As in my title? Goddess of the Studyhall. (Where I am right now!)
FIRST NAME Emily
MIDDLE INITIAL MC (Madonna's Child)
LAST NAME Hewson (yep, that's right. we got married last week! *tears of joy*

)


WHERE DID YOU OBTAIN YOUR Mona?
[ ] FANFICTION.NET
[X] PLEBA
[ ] HALLWAYS OF ALL-GIRLS SCHOOL, WEARING NO SHOES
[ ] CAR WASH
[ ] IN YOUR WILDEST FLIPPIN? DREAMS, BUDDY

I FIRST HEARD ABOUT Mona THROUGH:
[ ] PLEBA post
[ ] PLAYING SGT PEPPER BACKWARDS
[ ] Edge seemed a little jealous that Bono was giving someone else his attention. O guess who it was....
[ ] Peter Gabriel appeared to me in a dream.
[X] Adam's pants told me about her. (That's right! I have them!)
[ ] MATT LAUER's diary
[ ] Other ___________

PLEASE CHECK THE LEISURE ACTIVITIES THAT YOU PARTICIPATE IN ON A REGULAR BASIS
[ ] Discus throwing
[ ] Criticizing Chex Mix
[ ] Pretending to be Bruce Springsteen
[ ] Filling out surveys...
[ ] Trying to connect stars to see WTF people see in constellations
[ ] Hiding from rubber cement
[ ] Sharpening pencils
[ ] Straddling the hood of big green vans
[ ] Trying to set the record for most consecutive times a single knuckle can be cracked in 3 minutes
[ ] Yard Sale rummaging
[X] Feeling up soda bottles


WHICH OF THESE CURRENT TRAITS WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR Mona TO AVOID?
[X] Thinking too much
[X] Raping walls
[ ] Lusting after Bono, Jude Law, etc.
[ ] Setting Scott Stapp?s greasy head on fire
[ ] Amassing Angelina Jolie pictures
[ ] Other

WHICH OF THESE NEW TRAITS WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR Mona TO ADOPT?
[X] Go outside
[ ] Courage to look Sebastian Bach in the eye without giggling
[ ] Rape things other than walls?and cars
[ ] Ability to tell a joke besides the prostitute potato one
[ ] Adjustment to gravity
[X] Buy a new toothbrush
[ ] Fed Ex self to West Coast
[ ] Other

HOW IMPORTANT WERE THESE FACTORS IN YOUR CHOICE OF Mona?
[ ] Brand name
[X] Cardboard display in Target (Speaking of cardboard displays in Target, guess who almost tried to rape the U27 display? <---)
[ ] Ability to communicate with Peter Gabriel through dreams
[ ] Ability to listen to the Oldies station all day and name title and artists of every song
[X] Axl Rose snake dance
[ ] Level of genius in calculus
[ ] The Chapstick
[ ] Monita es bonita

IN YOUR OPINION, SHOULD Mona POST LESS ABOUT BUYING U2 PORN INCREASING WHEN SHE TURNS 18?
[ ] Less. Dear God, child. Shut up already. You scare me. And furthermore, you have BAD PENMANSHIP. HA! Take that.
[ ] Mona?s not 18?
[ ] So if Mona?s not legal?
[ ] More!
[X] PAINT MY FENCE AND CALL ME CHARLIE. I love porn.
[ ] Other ______________________

Which of the following Mona productions would you like to see?
[ ] Poetry slam wham bam thank you ma?am
[ ] Spelling bee
[ ] Calculus problems done in a towel
[ ] Mona actually tying her shoes fer once
[ ] Bruce Springsteen
[ ] U2 porn
[X] Interpretive dance involving ceramic eggshell and recitation of postmodern poetry about Larry Mullen Junior?s birthday and orangutans
[ ] Tamale-making
[ ] Drawing moustaches on posters of Shakira
[X] Other when am I ever going to get my script?

WHICH WORD BEST DESCRIBES Mona?
[X] Trash
[ ] Kleenex
[ ] Chapstick.
[ ] Other

HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR Mona SANE?
[ ] ScottPhisto
[ ] Susbstituting Mike&Ikes for medication (aahhh cheers Echo)
[ ] Providing her with pics so she can change her buddy icon every 2 minutes
[ ] Reciting poetry for her
[X] Mona's not sane....
[ ] Other _______________

O BTW Scott.....THAT REMINDS ME...

OTHER COMMENTS:
I think my Mona is malfunctional. I'd like a refund.

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)|( Vande )|(

"A word I've always liked more than happiness is joy. Happiness is a mood that comes and goes, whereas joy is just there." -Bono

The CIRCLE only has one side.

Love,
Emily

Visit my webpage for U2 wallpapers:
www.geocities.com/springtime5348/index.html

In my dream I was drowning my sorrows, but my sorrows they learned to swim...

 

[spinninghead77]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT PURCHASE OF
____Spinny____

MODEL NUMBER ____40-69-7001_____

PLEASE FILL OUT THIS REGISTRATION CARD SO THAT WE CAN BETTER SERVE YOU. THIS WILL REGISTER YOU FOR YOUR WARRANTY, AND WILL ALSO ALLOW US TO ALERT YOU OF ANY CONSUMER INFORMATION OR FACTORY RECALLS.

YOUR
OPINIONS ARE IMPORTANT TO US.

TITLE _______
FIRST NAME ___________________
MIDDLE INITIAL ___
LAST NAME ___________________


WHERE DID YOU OBTAIN YOUR Spinny?
[ ] SITTING AT WORK, PRETENDING TO WORK
[ ] PLEBA
[ ] AT THE LOCAL PUB
[ ] SLEEPING IN THE MOVIE THEATRE
[ ] IN YOUR WILDEST FLIPPIN? DREAMS, BUDDY

I FIRST HEARD ABOUT SPINNY THROUGH:
[ ] PLEBA post
[ ] THE SONG 'GBHF'(SHE IS WHO BONO IS SINGING ABOUT)
[ ] HER COVER PICTURE ON 'VOUGE'
[ ] THE TABLOIDS AFTER SHE WAS FOUND IN A WONDER WOMAN COSTUME IN RDJ'S HOTEL ROOM
[ ] HER EXPERT WITNESS ACCOUNT IN THE WINONA RYDER VS. SOME STORE CASE
[ ] STING'S DIARY
[ ] THE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH PLAQUE IN THE BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO THAT SPINNY ONCE WORKED AT
[ ] Other ___________

PLEASE CHECK THE LEISURE ACTIVITIES THAT YOU PARTICIPATE IN ON A REGULAR BASIS
[ ] Eating Mushroom Burrito's
[ ] Wearing Bono Shades
[ ] Pretending to be one of U2's wives
[ ] Filling out surveys...
[ ] Watching the Simpsons
[ ] Buying Shoes
[ ] Dying Your Hair
[ ] Straddling the hood of big green vans
[ ] Throwing things at people who crack their knuckles
[ ] Trying to Throw Your Arms Around the World

WHICH OF THESE CURRENT TRAITS WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR SPINNY TO AVOID?
[ ] Drooling over Bono
[ ] Fainting because of the sexiness of Bono
[ ] Wanting to Defile Bono
[ ] Being Scandilized by Naughty comments about Bono
[ ] Picking Her Nose
[ ] Other

WHICH OF THESE NEW TRAITS WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR SPINNY TO ADOPT?
[ ] Leave PLEBA immediatly
[ ] Maintaning the Speed Limit at all times
[ ] Stop being on a constant hunt for celebrities
[ ] Ability to tell a joke
[ ] Adjustment to gravity
[ ] Buy a new life.
[ ] Other

HOW IMPORTANT WERE THESE FACTORS IN YOUR CHOICE OF Spinny?
[ ] Brand name
[ ] Cardboard display in Canadian Tire
[ ] Ability to Stand on her head for long periods of time
[ ] Ability to Speed Read
[ ] Elaine Benis Dancing
[ ] Level of genius in playing Free Cell
[ ] It was on Sale
[ ] Cause I wanted to be able to say "A Spinny of my very own"

IN YOUR OPINION, SHOULD SPINNY POST LESS ABOUT BONO?
[ ] Less. Dear God, child. Shut up already. You scare me.
[ ] No. The more E-L-E-V-A-T-I-O-N the better.
[ ] I like drooling at Bono so no.
[ ] More!
[ ] Yes. You weirdo.
[ ] Other ______________________

Which of the following Spinny productions would you like to see?
[ ] Her First PLEBA mansion Script
[ ] Her First "Life with the Hewsons" Story
[ ] Her First "Ali doesn't exist" Story
[ ] A U2 Tribute Concert
[ ] U2 porn
[ ] Pretending to be Bono
[ ] Other ____________________

WHICH WORD BEST DESCRIBES Spinny?
[ ] Insane
[ ] Boring
[ ] Bono's Wife
[ ] Other

HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR SPINNY SANE?
[ ] Pictures of Bono in the Tub
[ ] Alcohol
[ ] Telling her that Bono is moving into the house next door
[ ] Pajama's
[ ] Spinnny's not sane....
[ ] Other _______________

OTHER COMMENTS: ________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________

[/QUOTE]



[This message has been edited by spinninghead77 (edited 01-29-2002).]

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by spinninghead77:
THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT PURCHASE OF
____Spinny____

MODEL NUMBER ____40-69-7001_____

PLEASE FILL OUT THIS REGISTRATION CARD SO THAT WE CAN BETTER SERVE YOU. THIS WILL REGISTER YOU FOR YOUR WARRANTY, AND WILL ALSO ALLOW US TO ALERT YOU OF ANY CONSUMER INFORMATION OR FACTORY RECALLS.

YOUR
OPINIONS ARE IMPORTANT TO US.

TITLE ___Mrs____
FIRST NAME ___Bono's________________
MIDDLE INITIAL ___
LAST NAME ________Woman___________


WHERE DID YOU OBTAIN YOUR Spinny?
[ ] SITTING AT WORK, PRETENDING TO WORK
[X] PLEBA
[ ] AT THE LOCAL PUB
[ ] SLEEPING IN THE MOVIE THEATRE
[ ] IN YOUR WILDEST FLIPPIN? DREAMS, BUDDY

I FIRST HEARD ABOUT SPINNY THROUGH:
[X] PLEBA post
[ ] THE SONG 'GBHF'(SHE IS WHO BONO IS SINGING ABOUT)
[ ] HER COVER PICTURE ON 'VOUGE'
[X] THE TABLOIDS AFTER SHE WAS FOUND IN A WONDER WOMAN COSTUME IN RDJ'S HOTEL ROOM
[ ] HER EXPERT WITNESS ACCOUNT IN THE WINONA RYDER VS. SOME STORE CASE
[ ] STING'S DIARY
[ ] THE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH PLAQUE IN THE BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO THAT SPINNY ONCE WORKED AT
[ ] Other ___________

PLEASE CHECK THE LEISURE ACTIVITIES THAT YOU PARTICIPATE IN ON A REGULAR BASIS
[ ] Eating Mushroom Burrito's
[X] Wearing Bono Shades
[X] Pretending to be one of U2's wives
[X] Filling out surveys...
[X] Watching the Simpsons
[X] Buying Shoes
[ ] Dying Your Hair
[X] Straddling the hood of big green vans
[ ] Throwing things at people who crack their knuckles
[X] Trying to Throw Your Arms Around the World

WHICH OF THESE CURRENT TRAITS WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR SPINNY TO AVOID?
[ ] Drooling over Bono
[ ] Fainting because of the sexiness of Bono
[ ] Wanting to Defile Bono
[ ] Being Scandilized by Naughty comments about Bono
[X] Picking Her Nose
[ ] Other

WHICH OF THESE NEW TRAITS WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR SPINNY TO ADOPT?
[ ] Leave PLEBA immediatly
[X] Maintaning the Speed Limit at all times
[ ] Stop being on a constant hunt for celebrities
[ ] Ability to tell a joke
[ ] Adjustment to gravity
[ ] Buy a new life.
[X] Other __sew my flamin' threads____

HOW IMPORTANT WERE THESE FACTORS IN YOUR CHOICE OF Spinny?
[ ] Brand name
[ ] Cardboard display in Canadian Tire
[ ] Ability to Stand on her head for long periods of time
[ ] Ability to Speed Read
[X] Elaine Benis Dancing
[ ] Level of genius in playing Free Cell
[ ] It was on Sale
[X] Cause I wanted to be able to say "A Spinny of my very own"

IN YOUR OPINION, SHOULD SPINNY POST LESS ABOUT BONO?
[ ] Less. Dear God, child. Shut up already. You scare me.
[X] No. The more E-L-E-V-A-T-I-O-N the better.
[ ] I like drooling at Bono so no.
[ ] More!
[ ] Yes. You weirdo.
[ ] Other ______________________

Which of the following Spinny productions would you like to see?
[X] Her First PLEBA mansion Script
[X] Her First "Life with the Hewsons" Story
[X] Her First "Ali doesn't exist" Story
[ ] A U2 Tribute Concert
[X] U2 porn
[ ] Pretending to be Bono
[ ] Other ____________________

WHICH WORD BEST DESCRIBES Spinny?
[ ] Insane
[ ] Boring
[ ] Bono's Wife
[X] Other __The "Other Woman"__

HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR SPINNY SANE?
[X] Pictures of Bono in the Tub
[ ] Alcohol
[ ] Telling her that Bono is moving into the house next door
[X] Pajama's
[ ] Spinnny's not sane....
[ ] Other _______________

OTHER COMMENTS: ________________________________
________DOOD_________________________
_________________________________
_________________________

[This message has been edited by spinninghead77 (edited 01-29-2002).][/QUOTE]



------------------
~*Mona*~
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~BONO~

LOVE me, give me SOUL

If it weren't for your maturity none of this would have happened

 

[madonna's child]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT PURCHASE OF
____Spinny____

MODEL NUMBER ____40-69-7001_____

PLEASE FILL OUT THIS REGISTRATION CARD SO THAT WE CAN BETTER SERVE YOU. THIS WILL REGISTER YOU FOR YOUR WARRANTY, AND WILL ALSO ALLOW US TO ALERT YOU OF ANY CONSUMER INFORMATION OR FACTORY RECALLS.

YOUR
OPINIONS ARE IMPORTANT TO US.

TITLE Repressed High School Skank, La Femme Emilia
FIRST NAME Emily
MIDDLE INITIAL Madonna
LAST NAME Hewson


WHERE DID YOU OBTAIN YOUR Spinny?
[ ] SITTING AT WORK, PRETENDING TO WORK
[X] PLEBA
[ ] AT THE LOCAL PUB
[ ] SLEEPING IN THE MOVIE THEATRE
[ ] IN YOUR WILDEST FLIPPIN? DREAMS, BUDDY

I FIRST HEARD ABOUT SPINNY THROUGH:
[X ] PLEBA post
[ ] THE SONG 'GBHF'(SHE IS WHO BONO IS SINGING ABOUT)
[ ] HER COVER PICTURE ON 'VOUGE'
[ ] THE TABLOIDS AFTER SHE WAS FOUND IN A WONDER WOMAN COSTUME IN RDJ'S HOTEL ROOM
[ ] HER EXPERT WITNESS ACCOUNT IN THE WINONA RYDER VS. SOME STORE CASE
[ ] STING'S DIARY
[ ] THE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH PLAQUE IN THE BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO THAT SPINNY ONCE WORKED AT
[ ] Other ___________

PLEASE CHECK THE LEISURE ACTIVITIES THAT YOU PARTICIPATE IN ON A REGULAR BASIS
[ ] Eating Mushroom Burrito's
[X] Wearing Bono Shades
[X] Pretending to be one of U2's wives
[ ] Filling out surveys...
[ ] Watching the Simpsons
[ ] Buying Shoes
[ ] Dying Your Hair
[ ] Straddling the hood of big green vans
[X] Throwing things at people who crack their knuckles
[X] Trying to Throw Your Arms Around the World

WHICH OF THESE CURRENT TRAITS WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR SPINNY TO AVOID?
[ ] Drooling over Bono
[ ] Fainting because of the sexiness of Bono
[ ] Wanting to Defile Bono
[ ] Being Scandilized by Naughty comments about Bono
[X] Picking Her Nose
[ ] Other

WHICH OF THESE NEW TRAITS WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR SPINNY TO ADOPT?
[ ] Leave PLEBA immediatly
[X] Maintaning the Speed Limit at all times
[ ] Stop being on a constant hunt for celebrities
[ ] Ability to tell a joke
[ ] Adjustment to gravity
[ ] Buy a new life.
[ ] Other

HOW IMPORTANT WERE THESE FACTORS IN YOUR CHOICE OF Spinny?
[ ] Brand name
[ ] Cardboard display in Canadian Tire
[X] Ability to Stand on her head for long periods of time
[ ] Ability to Speed Read
[ ] Elaine Benis Dancing
[ ] Level of genius in playing Free Cell
[X] It was on Sale
[X] Cause I wanted to be able to say "A Spinny of my very own"

IN YOUR OPINION, SHOULD SPINNY POST LESS ABOUT BONO?
[ ] Less. Dear God, child. Shut up already. You scare me.
[X] No. The more E-L-E-V-A-T-I-O-N the better.
[ ] I like drooling at Bono so no.
[ ] More!
[ ] Yes. You weirdo.
[ ] Other ______________________

Which of the following Spinny productions would you like to see?
[ ] Her First PLEBA mansion Script
[ ] Her First "Life with the Hewsons" Story
[ ] Her First "Ali doesn't exist" Story
[ ] A U2 Tribute Concert
[X] U2 porn
[ ] Pretending to be Bono
[ ] Other ____________________

WHICH WORD BEST DESCRIBES Spinny?
[ ] Insane
[ ] Boring
[ ] Bono's Wife
[X] Other ...spinirific!

HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR SPINNY SANE?
[ ] Pictures of Bono in the Tub
[X] Alcohol
[ ] Telling her that Bono is moving into the house next door
[ ] Pajama's
[ ] Spinnny's not sane....
[ ] Other _______________

OTHER COMMENTS:
my spinny doesn't spin. is there a refund available?

[/QUOTE]



------------------
)|( Vande )|(

"A word I've always liked more than happiness is joy. Happiness is a mood that comes and goes, whereas joy is just there." -Bono

The CIRCLE only has one side.

Love,
Emily

Visit my webpage for U2 wallpapers:
www.geocities.com/springtime5348/index.html

In my dream I was drowning my sorrows, but my sorrows they learned to swim...

 

[Scottphisto]

Alright, I'll probably catch hell for this one, but I couldn't resist. It's a bit LENGTHY *snicker*, but...well, here ya go...


THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT PURCHASE OF
____SCOTTPHISTO THE MAN-SLUT____

MODEL NUMBER ____3_____

PLEASE FILL OUT THIS REGISTRATION CARD SO THAT WE CAN BETTER SERVE YOU. THIS WILL REGISTER YOU FOR YOUR WARRANTY, AND WILL ALSO ALLOW US TO ALERT YOU OF ANY CONSUMER INFORMATION OR FACTORY RECALLS. FURTHERMORE, IT WILL REALEASE THE MANUFACTURER OF ANY LEGAL RESPONSIBILITY SHOULD YOUR PRODUCT BECOME UNSTABLE AND KILL EVERYONE IN SIGHT WHILE SINGING "I'M HENRY THE EIGHTH I AM." NOT THAT THAT'S EVER HAPPENED, OF COURSE.

YOUR OPINIONS ARE IMPORTANT TO US.

TITLE _______________
FIRST NAME ___________
MIDDLE INITIAL ______
LAST NAME ________
SEXUAL PREFERENCE (FREQUENCY) ______________/WEEK __________________/DAY


WHERE DID YOU OBTAIN YOUR SCOTTPHISTO?

[ ] CORNER OF 4TH AND PINE
[ ] PLEBA MANSION (INCLUDING VENDING MACHINES)
[ ] IN FRONT OF COMPUTER
[ ] IN LINE AT BURGER KING
[ ] BRIEF SEXUAL ENCOUNTER
[ ]OTHER________


WHERE DID YOU HEAR ABOUT SCOTTPHISTO?
[ ] PLEBA
[ ] FRIEND
[ ] FBI's 10 MOST WANTED LIST
[ ] TOP 10 MOST ELLIGIBLE BACHELOR LIST (# 5)
[ ] PLANET HOLLYWOOD (IF THIS IS YOUR ANSWER, PLEASE RETURN YOUR SCOTTPHISTO, AS IT IS FAULTY. WE WILL REPLACE IT WITH THE NEWEST VERSION FREE OF CHARGE)
[ ] OTHER ______________


PLEASE CHECK ALL INTERESTS
[ ] MIND NUMBING, LIFE ALTERING, FURIOUS SEX
[ ] WATCHING MST3K WHILE EATING MACARONI AND CHEESE
[ ] SINGING VERY LOUDLY AND TUNELESSLY IN THE SHOWER
[ ] POUNCING ON MEN/WOMEN/BOTH
[ ] WHINING BECAUSE OF LACK OF SEX (PLEASE DO NOT CHECK #1)
[ ] PLAYING VIDEO GAMES FOR HOURS ON END
[ ] WISHING YOU WERE AN OSCAR MEYER WIENER
[ ] COMIC BOOK READING/CREATING/TRIVIA
[ ] VARIOUS IMPRESSIONS OF FAMOUS PEOPLE/FICTICIOUS CHARACTERS
[ ] DATING PEOPLE WHO END UP YOUR BEST FRIEND AFTER THEY DUMP YOU
[ ] PENILE SURGERY


WHICH OF THESE CURRENT TRAITS WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR SCOTTPHISTO TO AVOID?
[ ] MOLESTING WITHOUT PERMISSION
[ ] LUSTING AFTER SHAKIRA, BRITNEY SPEARS, ETC.
[ ] PRETENDING TO BE GAY
[ ] MAKING JOKES ABOUT BONO'S CROTCH, BRIAN ENO'S FOREHEAD, ETC.
[ ] GIGGLING LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL WHENEVER SOMEONE SAYS "HARD", "LENGTHY", "PUSSY WILLOW", "PEANUT BUTTER" AND THE LIKE.
[ ] MAKING JOKES DURING SEX SO YOU CAN "GET ON WITH IT"
[ ] TOUCHING SELF IN PUBLIC
[ ] OTHER_____________

TO CORRECT THESE AND OTHER TRAITS, GO TO www.scottphisto.com/traits TO DOWNLOAD CURRENT PATCHES FOR YOUR SCOTTPHISTO.


WHICH OF THESE NEW TRAITS WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR SCOTTPHSITO TO ADOPT?
[ ] MORE SEX DRIVE (NOTE: MORE SEX DRIVE FOR YOUR SCOTTPHISTO CAN DRAIN THE BATTERY QUICKER, CAUSE HARM TO SPACE/TIME CONTINUEUM, AND CAUSE FIRES. THE MANUFACTURER HOLDS NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR SUCH OCCURANCES)
[ ] GROW 2 MORE ARMS (ADDITIONAL LIMBS ARE AVAILABLE ONLINE AT www.scottphisto.com/accessories/limbs OR BY CALLING 1-800-SCT-FSTO)
[ ] VIBRATE (NOTE: IF YOU ARE HAVING DIFFICULTY WITH THE VIBRATE FEATURE OF YOUR SCOTTPHISTO, CHECK THE BATTERIES. IF YOU ARE STILL EXPERIENCING PROBLEMS, GO TO www.scottphisto.com/customersupport/tech)
[ ] STOP LOSING THE SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE
[ ] CLEAN SOMETHING
[ ] SHAVE MORE OFTEN
[ ] RANDOMLY LOOK LIKE BONO, LARRY MULLEN JR, STEWART COPLAND, ETC.
[ ] MAKE SUGGESTIVE NOISES
[ ] OTHER __________


HOW IMPORTANT WERE THESE FACTORS IN YOUR CHOICE OF SCOTTPHISTO?
[ ] BRAND NAME
[ ] SEXUAL PROWESS
[ ] DEVILISH GOOD LOOKS
[ ] HEARD FEEDBACK FROM A FRIEND
[ ] SPONTANEOUS CLOTHING REMOVAL
[ ] SENSE OF HUMOR (JOKES, IMPRESSIONS, ETC)
[ ] VIBRATE FEATURE
[ ] DOMINANT/SUBMISSIVE IN BED
[ ] OTHER_____________

WHAT IS/ARE YOUR INTENDED PURPOSE(S) FOR YOUR SCOTTPHISTO?
[ ] HOT WILD KINKY MONKEY SEX
[ ] DECORATION
[ ] MISC. LABOR
[ ] FRIENDSHIP [ ] WITH BENEFITS? [ ] WITHOUT BENEFITS?
[ ] PET
[ ] FATHER OF CHILD
[ ] MILKMAN
[ ] CABANNA BOY
[ ] POOL BOY
[ ] DELIVERY BOY (INCLUDING PIZZA BOY)
[ ] OTHER___________


WHICH SCOTTPHISTO DID YOU PURCHASE?
[ ] FIREMAN SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] GOLDEN SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] FERNANDO SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] ELEVATED SCOTTPHISTO (NOTE: NEWER VERSIONS ARE ALL ELEVATED)
[ ] TEENAGE ANGST SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] LONG HAIRED SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] SHORT HAIRED SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] DEPRESSING SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] HYPER AS HELL SCOTTPHISTO (You're A brave one.)
[ ] NUDIST SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] PROM SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] PORN STAR SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] BEACH BUM SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] FACIAL HAIR SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] DRAG SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] FISHERMAN SCOTTPHISTO


WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING DO YOU ALREADY OWN?
[ ] FIREMAN SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] GOLDEN SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] FERNANDO SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] ELEVATED SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] TEENAGE ANGST SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] LONG HAIRED SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] SHORT HAIRED SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] DEPRESSING SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] HYPER AS HELL SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] NUDIST SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] PROM SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] PORN STAR SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] BEACH BUM SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] FACIAL HAIR SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] DRAG SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] FISHERMAN SCOTTPHISTO


WHAT KIND OF SCOTTPHISTO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE?
_______________________________________
_______________________________________
_______________________________________


WHICH WORD BEST DESCRIBES YOUR SCOTTPHISTO?
[ ] HORNY
[ ] FUNNY
[ ] O_O
[ ] SEXY BITCH
[ ] HORMONALLY CRAZED HILARIOUS BLONDE SEX GOD
[ ] OTHER______________

THANK YOU FOR FILLING OUT THIS REGISTRATION CARD. IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS, PLEASE VISIT www.scottphisto.com OR CALL 1-800-SCT-FSTO. ACCESSORIES AND CLOTHING ARE AVAILABLE ONLINE. IF YOUR SCOTTPHISTO DID NOT INCLUDE ONE OR MORE PARTS, EMAIL US AT missingphistoparts@scottphisto.com. WE WILL SEND REPLACEMENT PARTS AT NO CHARGE.

------------------
ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

He's prettier than you think...

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

I'm just some fruitcake who thinks he's a pimp.

Voted Most Likely To Be Responsible For Unexplained Disappearances Of Women's Clothing

 

[Scottphisto]

Alright, now how many of you clicked on the links?? HMMM???? Be honest..

------------------
ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

He's prettier than you think...

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

I'm just some fruitcake who thinks he's a pimp.

Voted Most Likely To Be Responsible For Unexplained Disappearances Of Women's Clothing

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Scottphisto:
Alright, now how many of you clicked on the links?? HMMM???? Be honest..

You have no proof...

------------------
~*Mona*~
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~BONO~

LOVE me, give me SOUL

If it weren't for your maturity none of this would have happened

 

[WildHonee]

I think I already did you the other day, Scott.

I mean I did yer survey. Perv

------------------
~*Mona*~
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~BONO~

LOVE me, give me SOUL

If it weren't for your maturity none of this would have happened

 

[madonna's child]

\\THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT PURCHASE OF
____SCOTTPHISTO THE MAN-SLUT____

MODEL NUMBER ____3_____

PLEASE FILL OUT THIS REGISTRATION CARD SO THAT WE CAN BETTER SERVE YOU. THIS WILL REGISTER YOU FOR YOUR WARRANTY, AND WILL ALSO ALLOW US TO ALERT YOU OF ANY CONSUMER INFORMATION OR FACTORY RECALLS. FURTHERMORE, IT WILL REALEASE THE MANUFACTURER OF ANY LEGAL RESPONSIBILITY SHOULD YOUR PRODUCT BECOME UNSTABLE AND KILL EVERYONE IN SIGHT WHILE SINGING "I'M HENRY THE EIGHTH I AM." NOT THAT THAT'S EVER HAPPENED, OF COURSE.

YOUR OPINIONS ARE IMPORTANT TO US.

TITLE The Repressed Highschool Skank
FIRST NAME Emily
MIDDLE INITIAL M (Madonna, after my biological mother

)
LAST NAME Hewson
SEXUAL PREFERENCE (FREQUENCY) 10.5/WEEK 1.5/DAY


WHERE DID YOU OBTAIN YOUR SCOTTPHISTO?

[ ] CORNER OF 4TH AND PINE
[X] PLEBA MANSION (INCLUDING VENDING MACHINES)
[ ] IN FRONT OF COMPUTER
[ ] IN LINE AT BURGER KING
[X] BRIEF SEXUAL ENCOUNTER (at the PLEBA mansion)
[ ]OTHER________


WHERE DID YOU HEAR ABOUT SCOTTPHISTO?
[X] PLEBA
[ ] FRIEND
[ ] FBI's 10 MOST WANTED LIST
[ ] TOP 10 MOST ELLIGIBLE BACHELOR LIST (# 5)
[ ] PLANET HOLLYWOOD (IF THIS IS YOUR ANSWER, PLEASE RETURN YOUR SCOTTPHISTO, AS IT IS FAULTY. WE WILL REPLACE IT WITH THE NEWEST VERSION FREE OF CHARGE)
[ ] OTHER ______________


PLEASE CHECK ALL INTERESTS
[X] MIND NUMBING, LIFE ALTERING, FURIOUS SEX
[ ] WATCHING MST3K WHILE EATING MACARONI AND CHEESE
[ ] SINGING VERY LOUDLY AND TUNELESSLY IN THE SHOWER
[ ] POUNCING ON MEN/WOMEN/BOTH
[ ] WHINING BECAUSE OF LACK OF SEX (PLEASE DO NOT CHECK #1)
[ ] PLAYING VIDEO GAMES FOR HOURS ON END
[ ] WISHING YOU WERE AN OSCAR MEYER WIENER
[ ] COMIC BOOK READING/CREATING/TRIVIA
[ ] VARIOUS IMPRESSIONS OF FAMOUS PEOPLE/FICTICIOUS CHARACTERS
[ ] DATING PEOPLE WHO END UP YOUR BEST FRIEND AFTER THEY DUMP YOU
[ ] PENILE SURGERY


WHICH OF THESE CURRENT TRAITS WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR SCOTTPHISTO TO AVOID?
[X] MOLESTING WITHOUT PERMISSION
[X] LUSTING AFTER SHAKIRA, BRITNEY SPEARS, ETC.
[ ] PRETENDING TO BE GAY
[X] MAKING JOKES ABOUT BONO'S CROTCH, BRIAN ENO'S FOREHEAD, ETC.
[X] GIGGLING LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL WHENEVER SOMEONE SAYS "HARD", "LENGTHY", "PUSSY WILLOW", "PEANUT BUTTER" AND THE LIKE.
[ ] MAKING JOKES DURING SEX SO YOU CAN "GET ON WITH IT"
[ ] TOUCHING SELF IN PUBLIC
[ ] OTHER_____________

TO CORRECT THESE AND OTHER TRAITS, GO TO www.scottphisto.com/traits TO DOWNLOAD CURRENT PATCHES FOR YOUR SCOTTPHISTO.


WHICH OF THESE NEW TRAITS WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR SCOTTPHSITO TO ADOPT?
[ ] MORE SEX DRIVE (NOTE: MORE SEX DRIVE FOR YOUR SCOTTPHISTO CAN DRAIN THE BATTERY QUICKER, CAUSE HARM TO SPACE/TIME CONTINUEUM, AND CAUSE FIRES. THE MANUFACTURER HOLDS NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR SUCH OCCURANCES)
[ ] GROW 2 MORE ARMS (ADDITIONAL LIMBS ARE AVAILABLE ONLINE AT www.scottphisto.com/accessories/limbs OR BY CALLING 1-800-SCT-FSTO)
[X] VIBRATE (NOTE: IF YOU ARE HAVING DIFFICULTY WITH THE VIBRATE FEATURE OF YOUR SCOTTPHISTO, CHECK THE BATTERIES. IF YOU ARE STILL EXPERIENCING PROBLEMS, GO TO www.scottphisto.com/customersupport/tech)
[ ] STOP LOSING THE SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE
[ ] CLEAN SOMETHING
[ ] SHAVE MORE OFTEN
[XXX] RANDOMLY LOOK LIKE BONO, LARRY MULLEN JR, STEWART COPLAND, ETC.
[X] MAKE SUGGESTIVE NOISES
[ ] OTHER __________


HOW IMPORTANT WERE THESE FACTORS IN YOUR CHOICE OF SCOTTPHISTO?
[ ] BRAND NAME
[ ] SEXUAL PROWESS
[ ] DEVILISH GOOD LOOKS
[ ] HEARD FEEDBACK FROM A FRIEND
[X] SPONTANEOUS CLOTHING REMOVAL
[ ] SENSE OF HUMOR (JOKES, IMPRESSIONS, ETC)
[X] VIBRATE FEATURE
[X] DOMINANT/SUBMISSIVE IN BED
[ ] OTHER_____________

WHAT IS/ARE YOUR INTENDED PURPOSE(S) FOR YOUR SCOTTPHISTO?
[X] HOT WILD KINKY MONKEY SEX
[ ] DECORATION
[X] MISC. LABOR
[ ] FRIENDSHIP [X] WITH BENEFITS? [ ] WITHOUT BENEFITS?
[ ] PET
[ ] FATHER OF CHILD
[ ] MILKMAN
[ ] CABANNA BOY
[X] POOL BOY
[ ] DELIVERY BOY (INCLUDING PIZZA BOY)
[ ] OTHER___________


WHICH SCOTTPHISTO DID YOU PURCHASE?
[X] FIREMAN SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] GOLDEN SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] FERNANDO SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] ELEVATED SCOTTPHISTO (NOTE: NEWER VERSIONS ARE ALL ELEVATED)
[ ] TEENAGE ANGST SCOTTPHISTO
[X] LONG HAIRED SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] SHORT HAIRED SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] DEPRESSING SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] HYPER AS HELL SCOTTPHISTO (You're A brave one.)
[ ] NUDIST SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] PROM SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] PORN STAR SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] BEACH BUM SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] FACIAL HAIR SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] DRAG SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] FISHERMAN SCOTTPHISTO


WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING DO YOU ALREADY OWN?
[ ] FIREMAN SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] GOLDEN SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] FERNANDO SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] ELEVATED SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] TEENAGE ANGST SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] LONG HAIRED SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] SHORT HAIRED SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] DEPRESSING SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] HYPER AS HELL SCOTTPHISTO
[X] NUDIST SCOTTPHISTO
[X] PROM SCOTTPHISTO
[X] PORN STAR SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] BEACH BUM SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] FACIAL HAIR SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] DRAG SCOTTPHISTO
[ ] FISHERMAN SCOTTPHISTO


WHAT KIND OF SCOTTPHISTO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE?

WHICH WORD BEST DESCRIBES YOUR SCOTTPHISTO?
[X] HORNY
[ ] FUNNY
[ ] O_O
[ ] SEXY BITCH
[ ] HORMONALLY CRAZED HILARIOUS BLONDE SEX GOD
[ ] OTHER______________

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