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[Thora]

OMG, sorry to derail from the awesomeness, but I was just looking for new article assignments, and came across:

"Tornado exercise bike instructions." Um... get off the damn bike and seek shelter?

Past winners have included:

Where is West Africa? (I actually answered this one.)
Can you file bankruptcy in tennessee & file for a divorce in kansas?
Is it legal to be a mountain man?
Can mobile phones cook popcorn?
Will a cattle prod start a fire?
How long do baby turtles sleep?
Are grasshoppers musicians?
Does korea play baseball in the rain?
(No, you're thinkiing of vampires and thunderstorms.)

Wow. Interesting questions!

 

[corianderstem]

Larry Mullen was irritated.

His ukelele practice had been interrupted yet again by Bono, who always seemed to be having some sort of emergency.

"What is it this time? Did you lose your pants again?"

"Yes, they're in Canada. But that's not why I'm calling. I need you to babysit for me."

Larry sighed and rolled his eyes. "You've got to be kidding me."

"Damn it, Lawrence! Little Becky needs you. THERE'S NO TIME!"

 

[dazzledbylight]

those qquestions!!!!

I think i remember something the cellphone and the popcorn!

 

[Ms The Edge]

Wow. Interesting questions!

I have no idea where they come from, I'm guessing some kind of search engine action? But every now and then when I get bored of my hotel articles, I look to see what else is available and tend to come across stuff like these. I keep a running list of awesomeness.

I really wanted to reply to the mountain man one with "Not only is it legal, but it is highly encouraged!"

 

[dazzledbylight]

cori

--------> is envious of cori's (riffing on her instant U2 Dective story) speed-typing skillz!!!!

 

[Ms The Edge]

Larry Mullen was irritated.

His naked ukelele practice had been interrupted yet again by Bono, who always seemed to be having some sort of emergency.

I fixed your obvious skipped word there.

 

[VintagePunk]

Did you lose your pants again?"

"Yes, they're in Canada.

Going to try to watch Mad Men. But I probably won't get the cleverness.

 

[dazzledbylight]

I fixed your obvious skipped word there.

 

[VintagePunk]

OMG JOAN, YOU'RE A HUGE BITCH BUT I LOVE YOU, OMG, SQUEE!!!!



Sally and the Beatles.

 

[corianderstem]

I know! And wow, an actual smile from Betty!

We'll see what I can accomplish during commercial breaks.

 

[dazzledbylight]

We'll see what I can accomplish during commercial breaks.

 

[Ms The Edge]

I totally need to get around to watching Mad Men eventually!

I am recounting the story of my Sucky Weekend to a friend over IM, and it sounds way more Jerry Springer in retrospect!

Edit: Sucky weekend in that the weekend sucked, not that I did the sucking. That's Canada next year.

 

[dazzledbylight]

 

[Ms The Edge]

 

[corianderstem]

Jon Hamm is so good. Yowza, can we get this guy an Emmy?

I think we'll have to leave Bono in his kilt, Larry and his ukelele, Detective Edge with his person of interest, VP with Bono's pants, Cori with her delicious sandwich, and Little Becky with a potential serial killer in the house until tomorrow.

My creative juices are spent for the night.

 

[ryancoke71]

I totally need to get around to watching Mad Men eventually!

I am recounting the story of my Sucky Weekend to a friend over IM, and it sounds way more Jerry Springer in retrospect!

Edit: Sucky weekend in that the weekend sucked, not that I did the sucking. That's Canada next year.

Yes, you will be sucking on straws while we are drinking....right?

 

[Ms The Edge]

Jon Hamm is so good. Yowza, can we get this guy an Emmy?

I think we'll have to leave Bono in his kilt, Larry and his ukelele, Detective Edge with his person of interest, VP with Bono's pants, Cori with her delicious sandwich, and Little Becky with a potential serial killer in the house until tomorrow.

My creative juices are spent for the night.

Sounds like a happy ending for everyone! Except maybe Becky. But she's way too young for happy endings.

I would like my title changed to "Person of interest', btw.

 

[Ms The Edge]

Yes, you will be sucking on straws while we are drinking....right?

What, your hotel room didn't come with a complimentary band member?

But then once I have had the booze, I will have the Ed....

Make mine a double!

 

[corianderstem]

I think you can change your custom title? Or maybe only if you have a paid membership.

 

[Ms The Edge]

I think you can change your custom title? Or maybe only if you have a paid membership.

Only the cool paid kids can. We'll all just have to pretend.

 

[corianderstem]

I don't have to pretend.

Does that make me cool?

 

[ryancoke71]

What, your hotel room didn't come with a complimentary band member?

But then once I have had the booze, I will have the Ed....

Make mine a double!

 

[ryancoke71]

Holy Crap MTE...you are already at over 800 posts!

 

[bonocomet]

The other thread died before I could quote stuff, so pardon the weird attempt at quoting here:



That's kinda how I feel about current shirtless Edge pics. On one hand I'm all "O hai there!", but on the other hand there's a reason why ZooTV is my porn! I'm also totally in denial about the grey hair. Not saying there's anything WRONG with grey, or that he doesn't still look super-hot when it's grey, I'm just not opposed to the dying going on.



I reeeeeeeeeeeeeally hope that is the explanation for creeper Edge in the bathrobe and wig. 'Cause if it is a totally different occasion... (Although we did decide earlier that Edge likes to watch!)

I hope the shirtless Edge pics I provided you with didn't scare you off yer man. Maybe I'm weird, I find current shirtless Edge and Bono and their totally normal 50 year old bods friggin hawt.

OMG new thread so fast. And the story very funny.

zooooey yes I got your email, you have one back now and sqweeeeee you and Mr. Z sooo

 

[Ms The Edge]

Somewhere in rural Canada, the monkey sat holding a jar of crunchy peanut butter, stroking his furry chin and wondering when his plan would finally be set into motion.

 

[corianderstem]

Oh my god, I'm getting close to 35,000. That is frightening.

 

[corianderstem]

Somewhere in rural Canada, the monkey sat holding a jar of crunchy peanut butter, stroking his furry chin and wondering when his plan would finally be set into motion.

My monkey was going to be the one inside Little Becky's house, making the phone calls.

But feel free to run with it. A lot can happen between now and tomorrow.

Oh, just make sure I get my spare kilt back!

 

[Ms The Edge]

Holy Crap MTE...you are already at over 800 posts!

I would like to thank my high school typing teacher, my lack of a life, and The Edge for inspirational hotness.

I hope the shirtless Edge pics I provided you with didn't scare you off yer man. Maybe I'm weird, I find current shirtless Edge and Bono and their totally normal 50 year old bods friggin hawt.

OMG new thread so fast. And the story very funny.

zooooey yes I got your email, you have one back now and sqweeeeee you and Mr. Z sooo

Shirtless Edge. I those pics! But my brain still does some editing when I'm all daydreamy.

 

[Ms The Edge]

My monkey was going to be the one inside Little Becky's house, making the phone calls.

But feel free to run with it. A lot can happen between now and tomorrow.

Oh, just make sure I get my spare kilt back!

Nah, I won't mess with your monkey.

That sounded dirty. I like it.

 

[bonocomet]

I'm glad VP and Wilds post count are higher than mine. I don't feel so bad.

And to Gg who's life goal is to catch me.... (J/K Gg )