PGP: Blue craic, Y U NO WORK...going Paleo on yer arse

[TaraCynara]

OMFG!!!!!!!


just brilliant, Grace!
Blahaahasahashahahhaaaaaaa





#warning# the demented side of my humor is in full force! read atyour peril?

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or sense of decency/decorum?

>>>>>>>>>>>

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The Scene: U2's Next Tour in Boston.

The familiar strains of Hawkmoon arise from the stage.

Suddenly what looks likes a bio-mass of some sort hurtles toward Bono.
Brain leaps up but is unsuccessful in catching it.
just ...
It latches itself upon Bono's lower thighs just above the knees. After a second or so it starts slowly climbing northward. Bono stares down, frozen in fear/horror..... "What the fuc...??!!!?".

While still playing the music for HM Edge rushes over to Bono.
leans forward to get a better look. Bono watches The Great Mind At Work but starts to lightly shiver...the "bio-mass" has started to pulse against him mid thigh as it continues nudging upward.

"D....d...do.....something, mate!"

Edge looks up at his bandmate/friend voice lowered, "B, I do believe it is a...a.. uterus!" Then he lowers his voice to a near whisper....
"actually, B, I think it's ...the uterus...is...(Edge now struggles to hide his laughter)... is trying to do you!

Adam who has walked over to them in the meantime catches Edge's last comment; his eyebrow arches."Well, B, most of your women fans say you are "the sex", though I suppose this not exactly what you'd have in mind"?
"
Bono glares at Ads, gritting his teeth " it's........Not......f...f....funny!"

"Alright", Adam gently takes the mic from Bono.

"Ahem.... would the woman who's lady parts have gone wandering...call them back please"?!


A second or so off silence as the utereus gets in about 3 inches of it's "destination".....

A frustrated woman's voice commands, "get back here ......NAO !!!!!"

Edge and Adam who were standing in front of Bono separate and the flying utereus goes sailing to whomst it belongs to!


The woman silently curses..... soooo close and yet so far!

Dazz, that is hilarious!

 

[dazzledbylight]

Now, that is fucking brilliant Dazz!

Of course, I'd be chagrin at my uterus' failure to get a Bonoling on board.

aaaawwww thanks! Glad U liked

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NEXT time tell it to "climb faster!!! "

 

[Drea]

I really should check out that show sometime. I hear good things, and the clips I've seen, it looks funny.

David Hyde Pierce is my gay boyfriend. Niles Crane .

You need to get your hands on the Spamalot soundtrack then (original Broadway cast version) David Hyde Pierce as Sir Robin! *G* (Not to mention Tim Curry as King Arthur...)\

 

[dazzledbylight]

Dazz, that is hilarious!

thanks!

Grace give me great material to work with!

 

[dazzledbylight]

hey drea! how U be?

 

[dazzledbylight]

tara for your music? being shipped!

 

[dazzledbylight]

The band would be killed by flinging body parts - hearts, uterus' and male genitalia. *I'm sure there are gay men out there among us ladies who lust....

def believe that! tho i haven't had any of my occasional out gay friends or acquaintenses actually say so...but then again the subject hasn't ever come up either!

 

[TaraCynara]

tara for your music? being shipped!

4 Bryan Adams singles

 

[U217]

Bono, do you take one hump or two?

Melt. Sigh. Swooooooon.....OW! <rubs Tiger Balm on swooner>

ah!!!! i have heard that for a short time every year Pepperidge Farm makes Tim Tams - however i've read that some people don't think they like the Original....


the pic i saw in this stores on-line order page had the TimTams in the original Company's name > Arnot.

I will report back in a few weeks!

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Amazon

has them.

>>>>>>>>>>>

Spoiler

The Scene: U2's Next Tour in Boston.

The familiar strains of Hawkmoon arise from the stage.

Suddenly what looks likes a bio-mass of some sort hurtles toward Bono.
Brain leaps up but is unsuccessful in catching it.
just ...
It latches itself upon Bono's lower thighs just above the knees. After a second or so it starts slowly climbing northward. Bono stares down, frozen in fear/horror..... "What the fuc...??!!!?".

While still playing the music for HM Edge rushes over to Bono.
leans forward to get a better look. Bono watches The Great Mind At Work but starts to lightly shiver...the "bio-mass" has started to pulse against him mid thigh as it continues nudging upward.

"D....d...do.....something, mate!"

Edge looks up at his bandmate/friend voice lowered, "B, I do believe it is a...a.. uterus!" Then he lowers his voice to a near whisper....
"actually, B, I think it's ...the uterus...is...(Edge now struggles to hide his laughter)... is trying to do you!

Adam who has walked over to them in the meantime catches Edge's last comment; his eyebrow arches."Well, B, most of your women fans say you are "the sex", though I suppose this not exactly what you'd have in mind"?

Bono glares at Ads, gritting his teeth, "..it's........NOT......f...f....funny!"

He looks around at the audience.

"Ahem.... would the woman who's lady parts have gone wandering...call them back please"?!

A second or so off silence as the uterus gets in about 3 inches of it's "destination".....

A frustrated woman's voice commands, "get back here ......NAO !!!!!"

Edge and Adam who were standing in front of Bono separate and the flying utereus goes sailing to whomst it belongs to!


The woman silently curses..... soooo close and yet so far!

Pure awesomeness!

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Detachable Uterus!

 

[dazzledbylight]

thank you, 17!

as a born & bred NYc'r the city where you can get almost anything/everything -- it's finding them in a store/resturant/bar etc that's the goal for me!

 

[GraceRyan]

Melt. Sigh. Swooooooon.....OW! <rubs Tiger Balm on swooner>

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Amazon

has them.




Pure awesomeness!

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Detachable Uterus!

Ooh, Tiger Balm?That's gotta burn.

 

[U217]

Ooh, Tiger Balm?That's gotta burn.

Yah, but I LIKE it!

 

[dazzledbylight]

more replies to earlier posts >>>

Comet: ouchies for Camille! s


K: hope you can get Aerosmith tix!

Zu: oh dear!
Good luck with your knee! And so sorry you have a primary doc you don't like.
And the Warrior Run!

??? For Zu and ....?Grace: hope you find some extra unexpected money so you can get new sneaks!

Thora: Fabulous News on your new long-temp job!!!
excellent!!!

 

[dazzledbylight]

i gotta get going .........might be here for a while tomorrow but almost def Fri!

i'll leave in a few but say my good byes now
take care everyone!

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

Fraiser was an awesome show!

It was. I'll watch some of the reruns sometimes and they're still as funny as ever.

Off to Camille's wisdom teeth pulling consult.

Owie *Winces*. Send a on to her from me.

Pure awesomeness!

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Detachable Uterus!

That spoiler made me think of a song I used to hear on VH1 Classic sometimes.

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The song was called "Detachable Penis" .

Dazz (hello, by the way, if you're still here !), your imagined scenario ! OMG...I'd kind of want to be witness to that, bizarre as it may be.

You need to get your hands on the Spamalot soundtrack then (original Broadway cast version) David Hyde Pierce as Sir Robin! *G* (Not to mention Tim Curry as King Arthur...)\

*Makes note* I remember reading some time back that he was in that play-thanks for the suggestion! I'll look around for it!

Talk of him on stage singing and whatnot makes me want to share this:

David Hyde Pierce-Hit The Couch - YouTube

From some comedy festival a number of years ago. Very entertaining and .

 

[TaraCynara]

*is in a great mood right now*

 

[dazzledbylight]

That spoiler made me think of a song I used to hear on VH1 Classic sometimes.

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The song was called "Detachable Penis" .

Dazz (hello, by the way, if you're still here !), your imagined scenario ! OMG...I'd kind of want to be witness to that, bizarre as it may be.


.

omg i remember that song!!!

glad you liked!

 

[dazzledbylight]

bye!

 

[TaraCynara]

It was. I'll watch some of the reruns sometimes and they're still as funny as ever.

He made that show for me. Completely.


And, I absolutely love the Simpsons episodes he was on with Kelsey Grammer. They were gold.

Talk of him on stage singing and whatnot makes me want to share this:

David Hyde Pierce-Hit The Couch - YouTube

From some comedy festival a number of years ago. Very entertaining and .

 

[GraceRyan]

For us older folks who remember 120 Minutes and this song. I used to play this on my radio show.

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King Missile - Detachable Penis - YouTube

 

[TaraCynara]

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

^^^ Ah, good, you found the clip itself!

Bye, Dazz ! Good to "talk" for a brief moment!

He made that show for me. Completely.

Same here. Some of my favorite episodes centered around him (and his whole thing with Daphne).

And, I absolutely love the Simpsons episodes he was on with Kelsey Grammer. They were gold.

Ohhhhhh, I forgot all about those! Yeah! I may have to hunt those down again, I want to watch them now.

Glad you liked the clip . I particularly like his dance moves . Work it, Niles, LOL!

Woo for your stuff being shipped, by the way! It's always great to get that notification in your e-mail, isn't it?

 

[Drea]

Talk of him on stage singing and whatnot makes me want to share this:

David Hyde Pierce-Hit The Couch - YouTube

From some comedy festival a number of years ago. Very entertaining and .

That would be from the Just For Laughs festival in Montreal, judging from the stage behind him in the still *g*

 

[Drea]

For us older folks who remember 120 Minutes and this song. I used to play this on my radio show.

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King Missile - Detachable Penis - YouTube

It used to get played at my university pub very early on pub nights when people were just starting to come in I hadn't seen the video in years... (They played the song, not the video)

 

[Drea]

Ohhhhhh, I forgot all about those! Yeah! I may have to hunt those down again, I want to watch them now.

Glad you liked the clip . I particularly like his dance moves . Work it, Niles, LOL!

Found it! This is Sir Robin's big song

David Hyde Pierce - You Won't Succeed On Broadway [HD, subbed] - YouTube

 

[zuropa_fit]

120 minutes we didn't get MTV in the dorm so my friend would tape it and come over Monday afternoon to watch it with me. Good times.

 

[zuropa_fit]

THAT is totally what I originally wanted, but she said it would be hard and she'd have to learn new skillz. I told her learn them she must.

it has been decreed.

Catching up... Now I get the king missile reference. I saw them live when I lived in SF a million yes ago

 

[Drea]

Forgot to mention: Sir Robin's song is even funnier if you get the Streisand-on-Broadway and Fiddler on the Roof jokes

 

[TaraCynara]

Same here. Some of my favorite episodes centered around him (and his whole thing with Daphne).

It ws so sweet, and really funny.....

Ohhhhhh, I forgot all about those! Yeah! I may have to hunt those down again, I want to watch them now.

Sideshow Bob and Cecil.

Glad you liked the clip . I particularly like his dance moves . Work it, Niles, LOL!

He's so funny!

Woo for your stuff being shipped, by the way! It's always great to get that notification in your e-mail, isn't it?

It is! I got so happy when I got that notification, I sorta feel -y now.

Found it! This is Sir Robin's big song

David Hyde Pierce - You Won't Succeed On Broadway [HD, subbed] - YouTube

 

[Drea]

And to make it fair, the Andrew Lloyd Webber parody, from earlier in the show:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ddwK8Py2pY&feature=related

(Adding to the hilarity both times I saw this in TO - 2006 and 2009 - it was in the same theatre where I'd seen Phantom of the Opera twice I nearly fell out of my seat the first time I saw it and this song started...)