PGP: BEdge Should Always Come First!

[ryancoke71]

He is thanking EVERYONE.

 

[TaraCynara]

Spoiler

different hair, and I don't ...think?...he's a player. But he does probably smoke as much, le sigh.

If you stop talking, two guys with accents will be on the stage, Bill.

YES. BILL, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

 

[U217]

Thanks to Bill Clinton for shutting his yap and letting The Edge and Bono come out. YES????

 

[AnCatKatie]

Thank you Grace for making me laugh at 1 AM

 

[Thora]

Colin Ferrell coming up?! Oh hell yes.

SHUTTUP, and get on with the show, dammit!!

 

[GraceRyan]

Colin Farrell coming on LATER???? How long is this DAMN thing????

 

[TaraCynara]

Ok, that was funny. "I'm gonna spend the rest of my life trying to steal Sean Penn's lunch."

 

[Ms The Edge]

*stabs self in the eyeball*

 

[U217]

Off with the horny guy and on with the show...

 

[Thora]

Colin will probably introduce Bono and Edge. Hopefully VERY soon.

 

[AnCatKatie]

Thank you everyone who has ever existed...

Thank you for Welsh guys...

Thank you for guys with fros...

Thank you for Larry Mullen Jr's delicious arse...

Thank you for Bono's arse being photographed...

Awright, c'mon, hurry it up.

 

[zuropa_fit]

Y'all... I just did a very embarrassing thing...

Spoiler

I was trying to cut the plastic things off of a package from my new bike lock. I had the scissors up near my torso and had to try really hard to cut through the plastic things. And when I finally got through it, I pinched my nipple so hard in the scissors that it's now bleeding.

 

[U217]

Thank you India...

 

[GraceRyan]

Jane Fonda has her Bono shades on....

 

[U217]

Y'all... I just did a very embarrassing thing...

Spoiler

I was trying to cut the plastic things off of a package from my new bike lock. I had the scissors up near my torso and had to try really hard to cut through the plastic things. And when I finally got through it, I pinched my nipple so hard in the scissors that it's now bleeding.

Ahahahahahahahahahahaa CRINGING!!! You're going to be watching The Edge and Bono and icing your nip. Eventually.

 

[Thora]

OUCH, that sounds so painful, zu.

Thank you India...

 

[ryancoke71]

Clinton: Thank you peanut butter and jelly, for tasting so good together....

*dies*

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

 

[AnCatKatie]

Zuey...owwwwwww. That's not embarrassing (slightly stupid yes, embarrassing no) but PAINFUL.

... I accidentally stabbed my hand with an ex-acto blade once, and cut my palm with a graduated cylinder in chemistry class...etc...maybe I'm not one to talk

 

[GraceRyan]

If this was an awards show...the music would have been playing for 10 minutes

 

[TaraCynara]

You guys are making me laugh so hard that I'm now crying

 

[AnCatKatie]

I wonder if anyone's ever been this 'get on with it' during Bono's onstage speeches?

/musing

Then again, Bono's got an Irish accent and a sexy arse. What you got, Bill?

 

[GraceRyan]

*dies*

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

You hear him saying it, don't you?

 

[Rachel D.]

This is gonna be a long story. He's talking about log cabins.

 

[Ms The Edge]

Zooey, that is not appropriate Bedge foreplay.

 

[U217]

Oh, and K'naan was supposed to hurry it up? DAMN

 

[TaraCynara]

*is dead from laughing*

 

[Ms The Edge]

THANK YOU FOR SHUTTING UP!

I mean, dude, I actually like Clinton and all but that was FOREVER.

 

[Thora]

NOw?!

 

[zuropa_fit]

Zooey, that is not appropriate Bedge foreplay.

Larry's not doing anything tonight, right? Couldn't he come over and make it all better?

 

[AnCatKatie]

Bono Sexyarse Vox. Paul Studmuffin Hewson. Clinton Fuckthisshit Clinton.