Parody of The Fly.....

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youvedonewhat

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Ok, I'm putting these lyrics in here cos I'm not sure that ppl will appreciate them anywhere else...:evil: So, please bear with me.

I'm so bored today that I've changed the lyrics to The Fly slightly. I hope you don't mind me wasting your precious time....lol

Ok>>>

The Fly....not...


It’s no secret that I’d like Bono at my side.

It’s no secret that I’d have him in darkness tonight.

They say his bum is so nice, I’d like to see him moon.

You know, I don’t them when Bono’s in the room.


It’s no secret that Larry is so edible I’d like to help myself

It’s no secret that The Edge is a danger to my health

What, with his goatee and his axe, I’d find myself aflame

And then there’s Adam with whom I’d like to play the game


And yes, I’ll beg

And yes, I’ll crawl

Like the grin on a tart waiting in the hall

It’s no secret at all.


It’s no secret that my conscience can sometimes be a pest.

It’s no secret that I’d like to see Bono undressed

Oh, I’d be such a cannibal

A tart and a thief

I’d nick all his clothes

And sit in smug relief


And yes, I’ll beg

And yes, I’ll crawl

Like the grin on a tart waiting in the hall

It’s no secret at all.


It’s no secret that his eyes are bluer then the sky

It’s no secret that I’d snog him ‘til the day I die

Look, I gotta go

I feel like a change

Perhaps I should snog Edge and keep him within range.


Ok, I'll be orf now...:yikes:
 
Babydoll said:

you.. msn.. now..


soo YDW, are you gonna be a songwriter now?? seems that everything coming outta your pen(keys/mind/W.E.) is great, either a good laugh, or a great story... :D
 
haha my favourite line is
"It’s no secret that I’d have him in darkness tonight."
:lol: :drool: :drool:
 
my school computers wont let me onto interference :mad: :mad: or hotmail. what is the point of having computers if they wont let you onto interference?!
(can i have a share of larry too?! il have his arms :drool: !)
 
ok so i have the arms..i dont care what everyone else has i just want those muscular arms/hands..:drool:
 
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