Mrs. Edge
Bono's Belly Dancing Friend
Well, seeing as the last meeting sank like a stone, I will try again. I must really suck as Chair if I can't keep this going!
C'mon gals, we don't want THIS to happen:
Edge eagerly switched on his computer to check on how his orgasmatron club was doing. He was so excited the day it started...FINALLY some attention for him! He would have to personally kiss every girl he saw wearing an orgasmatron shirt.
But to his dismay.....the thread was gone, as quickly as it had come up. His sad green eyes welled up with tears and his nose became red. "sob! sob! NOBODY LOVES ME!!!", he cried. "And the LEATHER club has millions of posts and at least 3 meetings! And everyone likes Larry's club best! And Sparky...well he has legions of fans! They even compare him to fluffy bunnies! What about ME!!!" Edge slammed his laptop shut in disgust and contemplated quitting the band or throwing himself into the river. After all no one would notice....
No girls, we can't let this happen to our boy!!
So, today's agenda:
1) Can we re-schedule the Edge chat?
2) Your dream date with Edge. Where would you take him? What would you cook? What would you say?
3) If you could mix and match each era to create the perfect Edge, what would you choose?
Meanwhile, here are some pics of our sweetie to get us going:
AAARRRGGHHH! Kissing a fan!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Recording on someone's answering machine!!!!
Awww.
[This message has been edited by Mrs. Edge (edited 10-01-2001).]
C'mon gals, we don't want THIS to happen:
Edge eagerly switched on his computer to check on how his orgasmatron club was doing. He was so excited the day it started...FINALLY some attention for him! He would have to personally kiss every girl he saw wearing an orgasmatron shirt.
But to his dismay.....the thread was gone, as quickly as it had come up. His sad green eyes welled up with tears and his nose became red. "sob! sob! NOBODY LOVES ME!!!", he cried. "And the LEATHER club has millions of posts and at least 3 meetings! And everyone likes Larry's club best! And Sparky...well he has legions of fans! They even compare him to fluffy bunnies! What about ME!!!" Edge slammed his laptop shut in disgust and contemplated quitting the band or throwing himself into the river. After all no one would notice....
No girls, we can't let this happen to our boy!!
So, today's agenda:
1) Can we re-schedule the Edge chat?
2) Your dream date with Edge. Where would you take him? What would you cook? What would you say?
3) If you could mix and match each era to create the perfect Edge, what would you choose?
Meanwhile, here are some pics of our sweetie to get us going:
AAARRRGGHHH! Kissing a fan!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Recording on someone's answering machine!!!!
Awww.
[This message has been edited by Mrs. Edge (edited 10-01-2001).]