Open Love letter to Paul McGuiness...

[FishNeedsABicycle]

Paul...How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...

Bono...Edge...Adam...Larry...MacPhisto...Fly...Mirrorballman...well no wait...not Mirrorball...

All of these silly hormonal girls lust after the boys in the band...but I know where the *real* treasure lies...

7 pound package...bah...is that all...Bono has nothing on you! Afterall it was you they called when they needed to model a prostetic for Dirk Digler!

Ah Paul...I long for the days when I can once again wrap my legs around you and make you a happy Irishman once more!

Now if you ladies will excuse me...I have fantasies to attend to...

Fishy <><


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It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we can't even see. I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons.

 

[elizabeth]

whoa, there!

 

[sparkys girl]

and

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"I think the psychology of the bass player is interesting. If you've chosen that instrument you've decided in a way that your role is to support, to make everyone else feel confident" - Adam

sunlight, sunlight fills my room
it's sharp and it's clear
but nothing at all like the moon..."

*+*MaRiA*+*

[This message has been edited by sparkys girl (edited 12-26-2001).]

 

[WildHonee]

I posted this MANY MOONS ago when we all basterdized songs together....and when we could spell 'basterdized.' I don't know if that's how you spell it. ANYWAY...on with the show.....

Lament of Paul McGuiness to the tune of "The First Time"
by WildHonee

I have a Bono
a Bono like no other.
He got soul soul soul sweet soul.
I say I teach him how to sing.

He has more leather than a cow
and I'm telling the world my secret now
that I imagine I'm
in U2.

I have a Larry.
He's smooth and not hairy.
He spends his life hot as sin.
girls spend it lusting after him.
When I feel myself feeling sad
I just take a look at his nice @$$
and I imagine I'm
in U2(O FECK! I JUST REALIZED HOW WRONG THESE LINES SOUND TOGETHER! -ed.)

Edge is a bald man
but the girls want him so bad.
I took his guitar and tried to play it,
I took his special hat.
He said you can try it
You can wear my numbered shirt.
But all the PLEBA women
will still treat you like dirt.
And they treat me like dirt!

*music*

Yeah, they lust after Bono's shirt.
But they think I'm an old jerk.
Still I imagine
Yes I imagine
I can imagine
I'm in U2.


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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"Brian Eno is trying to prevent me from downloading an MP3 of Bono having an orgasm!!" ~Echo~

"Get me the Bean Giant!" ~Houdini~

 

[blueeyes]

Oh FISHY!

May I commend you on finally giving poor Mr McG some lovin! Very charitable.

-Bluey

 

[elizabeth]

ok -two things:

1. this was AMAZINGLY funny and definitely WAY TOO RUDE FOR THIS PLACE (scha-right)

Originally posted by WildHonee:


I have a Larry.
He's smooth and not hairy.
He spends his life hot as sin.
girls spend it lusting after him.
When I feel myself feeling sad
I just take a look at his nice @$$
and I imagine I'm
in U2(O FECK! I JUST REALIZED HOW WRONG THESE LINES SOUND TOGETHER! -ed.)

and 2.....

WHERE THE H3LL IS ADAM??????

 

[Gina Marie]

Hey there girl-hands off my man!!!!

Um, did YOU smile at him inside the heart and have him smile back at you??

*swoons at the memory*

LMAO at 'Dirk Digler' and your whole post Fishy

Here's a lil' something special for your fantasies

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If you are really good friends with The Edge, you can just call him The~ Adam

The right side of my brain is kinda redundant~ Larry

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by elizabeth:
ok -two things:

1. this was AMAZINGLY funny and definitely WAY TOO RUDE FOR THIS PLACE (scha-right)

and 2.....

WHERE THE H3LL IS ADAM??????

Well since I'm psychic

, I looked into the future and I *KNEW* that you would steal Adam away from Mr. McGuiness and Paul would be *so* heartbroken that he'd never be able to speak Adam's name...EVER! And since it's Paul singing....well...

Or....Adam frightens me. In my mind, he's always turned on. *eek* LMAO That makes me uneasy.

P.S. Oooo a rumble bt Gina and Fishy

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"Brian Eno is trying to prevent me from downloading an MP3 of Bono having an orgasm!!" ~Echo~

"Get me the Bean Giant!" ~Houdini~

[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 12-26-2001).]

 

[Gina Marie]

OMG Mona-that song!!!!

*convulsing in laughter*

SHFL!!!-try to figure it out.

And no-it's not dirty.

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If you are really good friends with The Edge, you can just call him The~ Adam

The right side of my brain is kinda redundant~ Larry

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:

SHFL!!!-try to figure it out.

??!! Gina's playing mind games! No fair!


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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"Brian Eno is trying to prevent me from downloading an MP3 of Bono having an orgasm!!" ~Echo~

"Get me the Bean Giant!" ~Houdini~

 

[elizabeth]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
In my mind, he's always turned on.

GOOD GOD
i never thought of it in quite those terms...
but wholeyschweetgeezus now i will forever more....you come up with THE BEST mental images...(except for that "waxed wind" thing that i canNOT get outta my head! that was SO WEIRD!)...back to Adam...he IS always turned on....i can see how that would scare some....but it just...well, WORKS for me! heh heh heh

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by elizabeth:
GOOD GOD
i never thought of it in quite those terms...
but wholeyschweetgeezus now i will forever more....you come up with THE BEST mental images...(except for that "waxed wind" thing that i canNOT get outta my head! that was SO WEIRD!)...back to Adam...he IS always turned on....i can see how that would scare some....but it just...well, WORKS for me! heh heh heh

Doesn't he frighten YOU, TOO?

BONO: Not really....

LARRY: Nope

EDGE: Sometimes late at night

ADAM: No.

*sigh* Doesn't he frighten you, as well?

BONO: Oh.

*hides under her Bon Jovi blankie* Nothing personal....I don't know what it is...

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"Brian Eno is trying to prevent me from downloading an MP3 of Bono having an orgasm!!" ~Echo~

"Get me the Bean Giant!" ~Houdini~

 

[Giant Lemon]

Originally posted by FishNeedsABicycle:
Afterall it was you they called when they needed to model a prostetic for Dirk Digler!

Ah Paul...I long for the days when I can once again wrap my legs around you and make you a happy Irishman once more!

[This message has been edited by Giant Lemon (edited 12-26-2001).]

 

[U2002revolution!]

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--U2002revolution
(not-a-newbie)

U2: Rock's Unbreakable Heart!

 

[FishNeedsABicycle]

Ok just to clear up any confusion...this was all part of a friendly game of truth or dare...

I had to profess my love for good ol' Paul, and Bluey had to renounce her love for MacPhisto!

Fishy <><

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It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we can't even see. I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons.

 

[elizabeth]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
Doesn't he frighten YOU, TOO?

BONO: Not really....

LARRY: Nope

EDGE: Sometimes late at night

ADAM: No.

*sigh* Doesn't he frighten you, as well?

BONO: Oh.

*hides under her Bon Jovi blankie* Nothing personal....I don't know what it is...

LOL!

i love little scripts in messages. i DO!
if adam ever did frighten me, it would be because he said something like "i burned my pants."

and then i would be sad for a minute, and then happy b/c there would be no more pants in the way!

 

[spinninghead77]

Originally posted by elizabeth:



and then i would be sad for a minute, and then happy b/c there would be no more pants in the way!

*ROFL*