Once upon a time there was a...

[FallingStar]

...nice and tidy chat room in which female fans of a certain Irish rock band had a quarrel about his majesty Bono. The royal musician EdgeMan, the royal mascot LarryBear and happy AdamBoy were not the main point of the conversation - shame on those fans - but rather his highness the B-Man himself. And after a while the female fans started talking about divine body parts of our ruler.

Some insisted that his chest:

would be hotter than his butt:

Now I ask you, PLEBA girls from all over the world: What is more gorgeous? His majesty's butt or his chest?


Feel free to post better examples.

 

[flaming june]

I... want... to... grab... Bono's... butt!!!

 

[souLnation2002]

his chest. definatly.

 

[FallingStar]

Hey, mullet-sister marina: I told you nobody would reply to my threads in PLEBA.

 

[hippy]

Hey, mullet-sister marina: I told you nobody would reply to my threads in PLEBA.

I don't think that's fair. People have replied, and this thread has only been up for half a day.

Anyway, the chest

 

[FallingStar]

I don't think that's fair. People have replied, and this thread has only been up for half a day.

I know, but I wanted to bump the thread for my mullet-sister to see it when she comes here.

Wasn't meant like that.

 

[hippy]

I know, but I wanted to bump the thread for my mullet-sister to see it when she comes here.

Wasn't meant like that.

Okay

 

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

cheeeeeessssssssstttttttt

 

[verte76]

Chest!!!!

 

[teehee]

Hard to choose, he has a gorgeous bum and a gorgeous chest. Can I vote for both?

 

[Kristie]

Actually, I'd have to go with the toat

I vote chest
His mouth is nice though

 

[AliTheFOADist]

Gimme a handfull of Bono's butt anyday

 

[Bono's shades]

Tough choice - but the chest wins out.

 

[dreams out loud]

I Loveth the chest

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I... want... to... grab... Bono's... butt!!!

Gosh, is there a better word in the English language than "GRAB".
I use it a lot around here
But to answer your question....................
I'm going for the arse.<--------------scandalous!!!

 

[flaming june]

Gosh, is there a better word in the English language than "GRAB".
I use it a lot around here
But to answer your question....................
I'm going for the arse.<--------------scandalous!!!

Grab... mmm, very useful word. One of my favorites, along with straddle Did I just say that?

 

[elevation2u]

buuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[bonosloveslave]

I would prefer to conduct an experiment before I decide.

I will need a moob in one hand and a tushie cheek in the other to make an unbiased decision.