Ode #2: Mona!

[Echo]

Since Mona was kind enough to dedicate a thread to me, I'm starting one for her.

Moaner, I wrote this just for you. *Wink*

This one's sung to the tune of "Mony, Mony" (the Billy Idol version! You gotta sing it like Billy Idol!)


Here she come now, it's Moaner, Moaner
Professing her love for a man dubbed "Boner"
She'll say out loud what we're all thinkin'....
Well, when she's done cleaning MacPhisto's loo
Maybe she'll sing for you
I said yeah (Yeah!) yeah (Yeah!) yeah (Yeah!) yeah (Yeah!)

Cause she makes us laugh (Mona, Mona)
so hard (Mona, Mona)
with her (Mona, Mona)
random thoughts (Mona, Mona)
if you're down (Mona, Mona)
read her posts (Mona, Mona)
and you'll feel alright!

Keep an eye on her when her excitement grows
She'll do the snake dance like Axl Rose
Pondering the details of Elevation...
Well, she'll get into Bono's pants no matter what the cost
And she loves "The Boss"!
I said yeah (Yeah!) yeah (Yeah!) yeah (Yeah!) yeah (Yeah!)

Cause she makes us laugh (Mona, Mona)
so hard (Mona, Mona)
with her (Mona, Mona)
random thoughts (Mona, Mona)
if you're down (Mona, Mona)
read her posts (Mona, Mona)
and you'll feel alright!

Oh, we love ya Mona, Mo-Mo-Mona!
Oh, we love ya Mona, Mo-Mo-Mona! Yes we do!


-Echo


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[FallDownJulie]

can i repost this?? it's just so darn funni! like EVERYTHING you do/say, mona!! yay for you!

Thanksgiving at the Hewson household:
Bono: *takes a bite out of the ginormous turkey*
Ali: Baby, stop that! Let's say grace. Edge, would you like to say grace?
Edge: Eh...grace...it's...well it's the name of a girl. It's also the thought that....changed the world....I believe....Lawrence, help me out here.
Larry: O, dear Lord....thank you for all that you give us...Day by day....day by day...o dear Lord...(lol a 50 lemon prize to whoever can guess what movie I watched last night)
Adam: No, no, no. You've got it all wrong. First, you start with the sign of the cross.
Edge: O, right. In the name of Bono and of Gavin and of the Holy Tamale, Amen.
Bono: *takes another bite out of that turkey*
Ali: Ah, forget it. Larry, what piece would you like?
MullenGirl: LARRY! ASK ME WHAT PIECE I'D LIKE!
Larry: WTF?! Eh...I'll have a thigh.
MullenGirl: I got your thigh right here, Lawrence!
Edge: *Bluuuuuuuush*
Adam: *snicker*
Bono: *twix*
Ali: *Mr. Goodbar*
Larry: WHAT? Did you think I was gonna ask for a drumstick? LISTEN, just because I'm the bloody drummer doesn't mean that-- Oh, wait. It is all about the drums, isn't it? Fine, I'll have a drumstick. Feck it all.
Bono:*chomp* Mmm turkey. *looks at dish* What's THAT?
Ali: That's cranberry sauce.
Bono: No, it's not. *wipes mouth on exceptionally long sleeve*
Ali: I think I know if it's cranberry sauce.
Bono: Yes, but where are the little ridges?
Edge: Do you know about those experiments they did with cranberries this past spring? Well, you see, this farmer one day was--
Ali: Little ridges?
Bono: Yes. And it's supposed to be can-shaped.
Larry: Em...Eh, I think I lost one of me shirt buttons in the gravy...*tries to fish it out*
Bono: Adam, back me up on this one.
Adam: *cardboard Adam is standing in and can't respond*
Bono: Feck. Edge, you know what I'm talking about, right?
Edge: Do you wanna see the Carve-atron 3000? I invented it last night to carve the turkey today. You just pull this thing here, and....
Larry: No, no. I think that's...no, that's not me button. That is NOT a button. What is that? Ali, what--
Ali: So, you don't LIKE my cranberry sauce?
Bono: Well, I mean, I just miss the ridges is all.
Edge: Em....did you like that glass, Ali? Er, Alison?...*blush* Mrs. Hewson? Mrs....Bono? Em...cause I kinda broke it.
Bono: I mean...it'd be nice to give the fellas here a nice homecooked meal once in a while...
Ali: Cranberry sauce shaped like its can is NOT--
Edge: Oh...my. Well. Mrs. Hew-Mrs. Bono. I -- my Carve-atron seems to have been shooting out some sparks, and well....are you really rather attached to that curtain?...and sofa?...and...chair....and carpet? Hm.
Bono: You know what? Let's just change the subject. Sorry, fellas. Sorry, Ali.
Ali: That's OK. I know you like your...special cranberry sauce....
Larry: I think I just ate me button. What do buttons taste like? Ask Gina Marie.
Edge: Um...Mrs...Bono? I really hate to...be such a pest, but, um....did you...need that...room? Cause....man, it's gone...and um...
Bono: Speaking of which (lol, *random*) Has anyone checked out PLEBA lately? I've been far too busy fathering many children and tugging at my sleeves that I haven't had the chance. I also had this sonnet I had to finish...
Edge: Oh, the computer? It's...um..on fire....kinda....
Larry: Bono! The girls have been making fun of your seven pound package there.
Ali: Seven pounds? Where have I been?
Bono: FOAD, Lawrence.
Ali: No, wait...seven pounds? REALLY?...Larry, are you sure?
Larry: Bono, have you been posting there again under false names?
Bono: No! Edge, tell them that--
Edge: What?
Bono: About the 7 pounds...?
Edge: *bluuuuush* O I really wouldn't know...um....
Larry: They've posted, like, a million feckin times all in response to these pictures that--
Ali: Pictures? What pictures?
Larry: Oh, well just some pictures that some fans took of--
Ali: Can I see?
Edge: *bluuuuuuuuuuush*
Larry: *has pictures for no particular reason other than to blackmail Bono...or so he wants us to believe* *shows them to Ali*
Ali: SEVEN pounds? Baby, are you SURE?
Bono: Em...I'm sure the boys don't want to hear about this....Right, Adam?
Adam: *I'm cardboard, you dolt! Stop talking to me. The real Adam is out back for a quick smoke*
Bono: Hm...
Larry: Ali, is there a button in that envelope? I just keep LOSING them. I don't know what the feck...
Ali: Baby, SEVEN pounds?
Bono: I don't post there. I don't even--
Ali: WHAT is this?
Larry: BWWWAAAAAHHAHAHAAA! Is it the rugby pic?
Edge: *bluuuuuuush*
Ali: Yes! When did-- is that what that "Elevation" song was about? I thought that was just because you like to ride the elevators in the mall so much! BWAHAHAHAAA! Seven pounds....*scoff*
Bono: Edge, here -- you want to set something on fire? Set this on fire. *throws envelope of incriminating elevated pics into the firey pit that Edge's Carve-atron has produced*
*pout*
Ali: Don't get pouty!
Bono: *hmph*
Larry: Are buttons flammable? I think maybe they're just melting off me smooth self...


LOL!! LMFAO!!!!

some bon-OH! for you!!

and of course...

BTW~ mona! i'm bein' good! i'm spreading the bonolove! i just made a tape of U2 to give my friend! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

tamales!

*enjoys using mona words*

lol! everytime i type your name i type it too fast and accidentally type "moan"




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~MoonPhisto*

"A man dreams one day to fly
A man takes a rocket ship to the skies
He lives on a star that's dying in the night
And follows in the trail, the scatter of the light"

 

[FallDownJulie]

yay for mona!

*skip*



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~MoonPhisto*

"A man dreams one day to fly
A man takes a rocket ship to the skies
He lives on a star that's dying in the night
And follows in the trail, the scatter of the light"

 

[Discoteque]

AWESOME song, Echo!!! YAY!!!!

Mona, I admit that you are now so ingrained in my brain (insane in the membrane!!!), that I thought of you today...

of course, it was while I was cleaning my loo.

Disco thoughts: hmm...just like Mona the Mackie loo cleaner...*ponder*...wonder if Mackie's loo looks like this?

Hey Julie - what on EARTH is Mona like in real life??? I can only imagine what it's like to be around that little whirling dervish!!

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Disco
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M.O.M.M. of E.B.O.C.

http://community.webshots.com/user/gudagirl

http://community.webshots.com/user/discoteque
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*Everybody talkabout...POP muzik!*

 

[FallDownJulie]

lol~ disco, she's as she is on PLEBA and worse! everything she does (every little thing she does is magic) and says is just so funni and clever! it doesn't matter how crappy you feel or how bad of a funk you're in~ she enters the room or says one word and you're happy and laughing. trust me. you can't be in a bad mood around her.

p.s. disco! *returns to using mona-words-and-phrases* we must be soul mates!! everything reminds me of a song(like above and in your post), Jeff Goldblum (check out the "strange attractions" thread~ i put a pic up for us!), and several other things i know i've noticed, but can't think of right now! yay!

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~MoonPhisto*

"A man dreams one day to fly
A man takes a rocket ship to the skies
He lives on a star that's dying in the night
And follows in the trail, the scatter of the light"

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Echo:
Since Mona was kind enough to dedicate a thread to me, I'm starting one for her.

Moaner, I wrote this just for you. *Wink*

This one's sung to the tune of "Mony, Mony" (the Billy Idol version! You gotta sing it like Billy Idol!)


Here she come now, it's Moaner, Moaner
Professing her love for a man dubbed "Boner"
She'll say out loud what we're all thinkin'....
Well, when she's done cleaning MacPhisto's loo
Maybe she'll sing for you
I said yeah (Yeah!) yeah (Yeah!) yeah (Yeah!) yeah (Yeah!)

Cause she makes us laugh (Mona, Mona)
so hard (Mona, Mona)
with her (Mona, Mona)
random thoughts (Mona, Mona)
if you're down (Mona, Mona)
read her posts (Mona, Mona)
and you'll feel alright!

Keep an eye on her when her excitement grows
She'll do the snake dance like Axl Rose
Pondering the details of Elevation...
Well, she'll get into Bono's pants no matter what the cost
And she loves "The Boss"!
I said yeah (Yeah!) yeah (Yeah!) yeah (Yeah!) yeah (Yeah!)

Cause she makes us laugh (Mona, Mona)
so hard (Mona, Mona)
with her (Mona, Mona)
random thoughts (Mona, Mona)
if you're down (Mona, Mona)
read her posts (Mona, Mona)
and you'll feel alright!

Oh, we love ya Mona, Mo-Mo-Mona!
Oh, we love ya Mona, Mo-Mo-Mona! Yes we do!


-Echo

LMAO, Echo!

Aw, shucks
*bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush*

I'll be singing that on Mon., Julie, BTW!

My voices:
1.) Bono
2.) Ozzy Osborne
3.) Irish Pirate
4.) Now I have to learn Billy Idol!


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~*Mona*~
Disco disco discoteque mama (Come-a come-a come-a come to me Gimme gimme gimme some lovin' Tell me tell me tell me you want it ~Beach Boys~))

WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE YOU DON'T NEED IT NOW
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW YOU CAN FEEL IT SOMEHOW

"Your girl leans over and says, 'Daddy, can you turn that radio up any louder?'" ~Bruce~

 

[FallDownJulie]

don't forget:

5.)Jerry Seinfeld

and

6.)Jan Brady

!!!!!



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~MoonPhisto*

"A man dreams one day to fly
A man takes a rocket ship to the skies
He lives on a star that's dying in the night
And follows in the trail, the scatter of the light"

 

[FallDownJulie]

i love billy idol! yay!

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ok, i found this and didn't know where to post it, so i'll post it in honor of you, Mona and your penchant for dubbing food-related titles to our boys:

Top Ten Eats
in our Test Kitchen*
this past week:

10. All-dressed Gazpacho
9. Lord of the Rings breakfast
8. Sunday, creamy Sunday
7. Very Ole walkabouts
6. Berried gum
5.Chicken sedan
4. Wilted greens with Greek sauce
3. Tortellini scrambles
2. Dad's Beer-y Appreciation
1. Off-yellow popsicles

lol~ found it whilst researching something for school




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~MoonPhisto*

"A man dreams one day to fly
A man takes a rocket ship to the skies
He lives on a star that's dying in the night
And follows in the trail, the scatter of the light"

 

[FallDownJulie]

i just realized how very wrong that can sound!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by FallDownJulie:
don't forget:

5.)Jerry Seinfeld

and

6.)Jan Brady

!!!!!

lol o yeah! I forgot my Seinfeld 'yelling' and my George Glass bit

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~*Mona*~
WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE YOU DON'T NEED IT NOW
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW YOU CAN FEEL IT SOMEHOW

"Your girl leans over and says, 'Daddy, can you turn that radio up any louder?'" ~Bruce~

DREAM OUT LOUD

 

[FallDownJulie]

Stories By Mona
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Ple-baffled


Bono: *sets aside sonnet he is writing for Mona* Edge?

Edge: *comes runnin* Yes?

Bono: *knocks on computer monitor* Em...how do I turn this on?

Edge: Well, I know that what turns me on is--

Bono: The computer! Wanker!...what did you THINK I was...

Edge: Oh. *trademark Edge bluuuuuuuush* Press that button.

Button: *click*

Bono: Oh. Up till today I've been using Larry's computer. The bloody thing doesn't HAVE any buttons!

Mona: Aaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahaaahaaa!!!!! Sorry.

Edge: *returns to his corner*

Bono: OK. Let's see....*gets on Internet* *goes to PLEBA* Oh....my...

Edge: Is everything OK?

Bono: Em...yes....Well...

Adam: *is knocked over by a sudden breeze*

Edge: *props him back up*

Bono: The young girls, you see, have an interesting take on us...

Edge: What do you mean?

Bono: Well....there's some recording of my suggestive noises all meshed together in one consecutive....

Edge: !!! *his hat flies off*

Bono: The littlest things set them off in hormonal rampages!...me shirt not being buttoned on Letterman...me scruffiness....me...

Edge: What's that one, with almost 500 posts?

Larry: Oh, like YOU don't know, Edge!

Edge: *bluuuuuuuush* Quiet, Lawrence.

Larry: I could take you. *picks up sticks and pokes Edge*

Edge: Stooooppp...

Bono: Boys! Don't make me turn this car around! I SWEAR I will... ANYWAY....Lawrence, it's good you're here. The girls marvel at your inability to control your buttons.

Larry: What about YOUR inability to control your --

Edge: Let's leave inter-pantal control out of this, shall we? *bluuuuuush*

Bono: And, Lawrence, they think you're quite a hot tamale.

Larry: ...*reading*...Seven pounds? Em...Bono?

Bono: Quiet, you. They think Edge is quite a catch....HOT POCKETS? O my...Heh, I told you that green sweater you wore on Letterman was a bad idea...

Edge: No, they liked it!

Bono: ...and they think that Adam is cardboard...whatever gave them THAT idea?

Adam: *falls over*

Bono: *sigh* Edge, go prop him up!

Larry: I want to use MY computer!....where's th' buttons?